Chapter 5 Cultural Lessons
"Qi, the origin of all life.
Qi Gong is the practice of the origin of life.
When the cultivation reaches the pinnacle, there are all kinds of abilities.
A strong person who has cultivated qigong to the extreme can mediate creation, reverse yin and yang, move stars and change buckets, return to the sky and return to the sun, call for rain and wind, shake the mountains and shake the earth, drive the fog and clouds, row the river into land, vertical the golden light, turn the river and the sea, and bring the dead back to life......
Wang Qi is such a cultivator......"
At night, Zhou Xuan was carrying out cultural courses with his newly recruited apprentice Xiaosun.
The so-called cultural lessons......
In fact, it is the novel that Zhou Xuan read before.
Almost every fantasy immortal cultivation novel will blow the protagonist's ability to the sky, in order to attract readers, and Zhou Xuan directly used it as a cultural course.
Naturally, it is impossible for him to finish the novel and tell it word for word, but he remembers the general story quite clearly, which is equivalent to telling a story.
However, the novel mentioned at the beginning of the novel should not be too far away, nor too low-level.
So on the first day of cultural class, Zhou Xuan told Xiao Sun that the content of the book was a novel called "The Holy Emperor".
"The protagonist Wang Qi is also a well-known Qi Gong master in Yancheng.
The so-called Qi is the origin of heaven and earth, the foundation of all things, and the cultivation of Qi Gong is divided into nine stages.
One section is to nourish Qi, which will give birth to the breath and nourish the body, and store the innate Qi in the chest.
The second stage of Yun Qi transports the Yuan Qi in the body, travels the meridians, and runs Zhou Tian in a specific attitude.
The three stages of gathering Qi gathered the Yuan Qi and hid it in the Qi field, converging into a stream from a wisp to form a huge Qi mass, until it condensed the Qi Sea.
The four-stage refining Qi, after gathering the Yuan Qi, is refined into steel, which can strengthen the body and injure the enemy, and retreat can protect the body.
The five-stage violent Qi can release the Qi from the body and hurt people in the air.
The initial practice, 'raising, transporting, gathering, refining' from one to four stages, is to carry the air flow in the body, run the week, can only strengthen the body, if you reach the five stages of the "violent Qi" realm, it can be said to be reborn, you can burst out of the body, release it, and take people's lives in the air!
In this way, you can be regarded as a real master. ”
Zhou Xuan talked about the setting of the novel "The Holy Emperor".
I have to say that the setting in the novel is really easy to use, and it is the most convenient to fool white readers who have not read the book.
After all, the story is wonderful enough, has been reviewed by thousands of readers, and can stand the test.
This kind of old book may not be enough for an old bookworm like Zhou Xuan, but it is just right for an uneducated monster.
As for the exercises and supernatural powers described in the novel......
He didn't say it was true.
Even if the other party cultivates according to the storytelling, who is to blame if he can't practice?
If you can't practice it, you can also excuse it and say that the teacher has been teaching with all his might, which is purely a poor understanding of the disciples.
Just like some parents and teachers, if the child learns poorly, the blame is that the child does not study hard, and if the grades are good, it means that they teach well.
It's really a three-dimensional defense.
Zhou Xuan figured out the front and back, and preset a back path for himself, so as not to suddenly ask why the stories in the cultural class were all deceitful.
Because it's a lie.
There won't really be anyone who can cultivate the Great Dao Divine Power through novels and stories, right?
At this moment.
The monkey squatted in front of Zhou Xuan and listened very carefully.
But from the glint in his eyes, it could be seen that Zhou Xuan's story completely attracted him.
Whether it is the story told by the master, or the plump posture when the master lectures, or the emotional integration of the tone and frustration, the monkey is completely overwhelmed and his mind is completely immersed in it.
The monkey is still too young.
Although he has traveled in the world for many years, he has been in a hurry most of the time and has not really experienced the rivers and lakes, so his understanding of this world is still very shallow.
The more wonderful the story Zhou Xuan describes, the less worthy of mentioning the deeds he has experienced in comparison.
This cultural class directly fascinated the monkey and wanted to listen to it all the time.
“…… However, it was said that Wang Qi, as the second son of the Wang family from a wealthy family in Yancheng, stole the Fuhuang Dan from the City Lord's Mansion and handed it over to a woman with a graceful figure and elegant temperament.
That woman was the princess of the Cloud Heavenly Kingdom, named Lan'er, in order to take advantage of Wang Qi's love for her and steal the treasure pill for herself......"
At that time, the sun was setting in the western mountains, and a crescent moon appeared.
On the stone platform, Zhou Xuan talked eloquently.
But at this time, the monkey was a little unable to sit still.
He scratched his ears and cheeks, and gritted his teeth.
He has completely put himself in the trap, angry that the protagonist has been deceived.
Feeling that the apprentice was a little restless, Zhou Xuan asked, "The teacher is teaching, why are you crazy and don't listen to me?" ”
The monkey said: "When the disciple heard that Wang Qi was deceived, he was filled with righteous indignation, so he didn't feel irritable and abnormal, and hoped that the master would forgive his sins!" Besides, the disciple felt that there was something very unreasonable about this story! ”
“……”
Zhou Xuan was silent for a moment and asked, "And what is there about you that you can't understand?" ”
The monkey replied: "Since Wang Qi has obtained the Bao Dan, why didn't he take it himself, but gave it to Na Lan'er, the disciple really can't understand it!" If you are a disciple, you will never give it away! ”
At this time, Zhou Xuan realized that he still had a generation gap with monsters.
The story of human beings may not be reasonable in the eyes of youkai.
After thinking about it, Zhou Xuan asked, "Apprentice, what kind of monster are you?" ”
"Variety?" The apprentice scratched his head in confusion.
"Whether it is a monster or a fairy, they are all in thousands of postures, such as cow demons, snake spirits, dragon gods, sheep fairies, everything......"
With such an explanation, the apprentice finally figured it out: "Back to the master, the disciple should be a monkey." ”
"Oh..."
Zhou Xuan nodded slightly, before he stroked his apprentice's head, he did feel a little human, it turned out to be a monkey monster.
"So if Lan'er in the story is a beautiful female monkey, what do you think?"
Since it's a story, the adaptation right is in his hands, so of course it can be reasonably modified.
However, even if the beauty in the story was changed to a female monkey, the apprentice Xiaosun shook his head again and again: "Master, the disciple is still unwilling to hand over the Baodan." ”
"That Lan'er is the most beautiful monkey in the world, don't you want to?" Zhou Xuan was stunned, and then adapted.
"I don't want to." The monkey replied very decisively.
It seems that in his opinion, the female monkey is far less important than Baodan.
It's stupid to give away the Bao Dan that she worked so hard to steal for a female monkey!
"Shhhh
Zhou Xuan took a deep breath.
How can this monkey be as emotionless as a stone, even the female monkey who is the most beautiful in the world can't shake his Dao heart, it's terrifying.
But in this way, it is rare for an apprentice's heart to be as solid as a rock.
In this case, Zhou Xuan had no choice but to overturn the story and start over: "...... said that Wang Qi had just stolen the Fuhuang Pill from the City Lord's Mansion and was about to take it himself, when a man named Lan'er teamed up with his cousin to beat Wang Qi up and snatch his Bao Dan away. ”
After some revisions, the monkey finally agreed with the story of this cultural lesson.