Chapter 158: Male and Female Horses

Lu Huang looked away from Ugly Ugly, and he landed on the horse that Ugly Ugly was cleaning now.

This horse has white fur all over its body and looks like a good horse.

But Lu Huang just looks like a good horse, and he knows that his Soma's eyes are too unreliable, so he still has to ask the Soma master Chougou for verification now.

As the so-called art industry has a specialty, Tang Jiaojiao is an expert in writing, and Chouchou is undoubtedly a master in the Soma world.

Lu Huang pointed to the horse: "Ugly, is this the horse you chose for me?" ”

Without waiting for Ugly Ugly to answer, Lu Huang suddenly laughed again: "Ugly, it's really bad to scream." ”

Seeing that Lu Huang cared so much, she herself didn't care at all.

Ugly said: "No, it's veritable, if your name is Meimei, then I can't even react to you calling me!" And that's too unrealistic! ”

Ugly words are very reasonable, ugly words are not ugly, Lu Huang had no choice but to nod.

Or ask the horse, "You chose this horse for me, right?" ”

Ugly nodded and gave Lu Huang a very positive answer.

Lu Huang circled around the horse several times before he asked Ugly again: "What's the good of this horse?" ”

Ugly said: "This horse is not a rare breed." ”

Lu Huang was a little disappointed when he heard this, but he was not very disappointed, after all, in Nan'an, the probability of finding a thousand-mile horse is relatively low.

So he looked at the horse, and especially thought of the ugly and ugly eyes of the horse before, so he especially looked at the horse's eyes.

Lu Huang didn't care about it, and he was a little nervous when he saw it.

So he said to Ugly Ugly: "Ugly, I look very muddy with this horse's eyes, isn't the horse bad!" ”

Because didn't you say it before, the horse's eyes can see a lot of things, so Lu Huang also cleverly summed up a regular thing, that is:

The eyes of a man and a horse are equivalent to the windows of the soul of a man or a horse.

I can see so many things in my eyes.

When the ugly ugly heard this, he shook his head and said, "Childe, did you see the horse's eyes cloudy?" ”

Lu Huang nodded and said, "Yes, I think I can see it clearly, and my eyes are indeed cloudy." ”

After that, Lu Huang went to take a serious look at the horse's eyes again, and the result remained the same.

Ugly laughed: "Eyes are cloudy, do you know why this horse has cloudy eyes now?" ”

Hearing Ugly Ugly ask himself, Lu Huang couldn't help laughing: "Ugly, how do I know this?" You should know that I don't know much about Soma. ”

But as soon as he finished speaking, Lu Huang had such an idea, and he suddenly thought of something, so Lu Huang tried to guess so blindly: "Is it because this horse is short-sighted, so its eyes are so cloudy?" ”

"Myopia, what is myopia?" Lu Huang's words made the ugliness of asking questions untidy.

Lu Huang patiently explained: "Myopia means that the eyes can't see things clearly, and there is something wrong. ”

Ugly Ugly understood, but she shook her head and said, "Childe, you're not right. ”

Lu Huang saw that his inspiration was not moving accurately, and he couldn't think of any other explanation, so he humbly asked for advice: "So, ugly, why do you think this horse looks so cloudy?" ”

Ugly laughed: "Because the horse drank wine." ”

Drunk?

As soon as this new information came in, Lu Huang felt that he had to take a good look at it.

Lu Huang pondered for a while, and then he said, "Ugly, you said that the horse drank wine, did you drink it from the horse shop?" But why would the other party bring a drunken horse? ”

Lu Huang felt that this didn't make sense, just like the mustache's surname Lu before, they sold women, and they wouldn't let women drink wine to sell them.

But Lu Huang's thoughts can only turn around in his heart, he doesn't dare to say it, so as not to trigger the sadness of ugliness, then his emotional intelligence is too low!

It is precisely because Lu Huang is a person with high emotional intelligence that he will never do something like this kind of person with low emotional intelligence!

When Ugly and ugly were not committal, Lu Huang asked again: "Ugly and ugly, can you see that the horse has drunk?" ”

Because Lu Huang felt that this was still a skill, because at least the horse was not drunk, and there was nothing particularly wrong with it.

Ugly said: "The horse has drunk before, and I can't see it." ”

"So how do you know? All blind? Lu Huang asked puzzled.

The ugly grinned: "I know, because I fed this wine to the horses!" ”

When Lu Huang heard that this was the case, Lu Huang solved a question, but another new question appeared, and he asked Chouchou: "Why do you want to give the horse wine?" ”

Ugly said: "It's not that I have to give it a drink." It's that it's going to drink. ”

The more Lu Huang listened, the more strange he became, everything about horses was amazing.

Lu Huang blinked his eyes and asked Chouchou, "But how do you know that the horses want to drink?" ”

Without waiting for Ugly Ugly to speak, Lu Huang patted his head, and he remembered, so he said loudly: "Ugly, I understand, you can speak horse language." ”

Because of his excitement, Lu Huang's voice was very loud.

He thinks that his inference logic is very self-consistent, and the logical chain is as follows:

Because Ugly can speak horse language, she has the magical ability to communicate with horses at will, and the horse tells her that she wants to drink, so Ugly meets its requirements.

- Speaking of which, the logic is very simple, but to be able to have a dialogue with horses, it is a dialogue between humans and horses, and the dialogue between different species of creatures is very, very magical and rare.

Animals have an animal language, and even plants have their own language.

For example, the language of flowers.

Poets often say that flowers have flowers, but after all, it is too literary and artistic.

Who has ever seen a person actually talk to a flower?

And it's a real conversation, what are you talking to about flowers?

After all, the world of people and the world of flowers are completely different worlds.

Lu Huang now met a person who actually knew horse language, and he felt that he had really picked up a treasure.

Now this ugly, in Lu Huang's eyes, isn't that a treasure girl!

But the ugly expression was not quite right, as if she was very confused, she looked at Lu Huang: "That son, what is the horse language?" ”

Lu Huang replied: "Ma language, it does not refer to the language of Malaysia, it refers to a language spoken by horses. ”

Seeing that the ugly and ugly Wu didn't understand the meaning of the words, Lu Huang said again: "It's like a bird can sing, and of course it can talk like a human." ”

Lu Huang explained, feeling strange in her heart, a girl who can speak horse language, a magical treasure girl, but she asked herself what "horse language" is, isn't this a very strange thing?!

Listening to Lu Huang's explanation, the ugly "oh" sounded, and then she said softly: "But I, I don't know any horse language!" ”

Lu Huang was surprised and said, "You don't know horse language?" ”

After a pause, he asked Chouchou, "If you don't know the language of horses, how do you know that horses, well, want to drink?" ”

Ugly laughed: "Lu Gongzi, what the horse wants to do, it doesn't have to be through words, but also through its actions, its eyes or other aspects." ”

Lu Huang understood as soon as he heard it, this is the same as observing people's micro-expressions, language is the largest part of communication, but it is definitely not the only part.

Some information can also be obtained from other directions.

One of the most amazing things is that there are many things that can be learned from even a dead person.

Of course, it is not expressed by words, but by other physical things.

Lu Huang said: "Oh, I see, you know through some kind of observation that it wants to drink, so you give it a drink." Isn't that so? ”

Ugly nodded.

Lu Huang's other question came one after another: "Then why do you want it to drink?" ”

Ugly said: "The horse wants to contact people and feel feelings, it wants to drink, I will let the horse drink, so that the horse will obediently listen to me." ”

Lu Huang couldn't help laughing when he heard the ugly words.

Because he thinks this is very novel, the horse is a bit like a child, give it a little sweetness, and it will be obedient.

Lu Huang looked at the horse and felt that the ugly eyes were not bad, this horse should be good.

Lu Huang asked Chouhou, "Is this horse a male horse or a female horse?" ”

Lu Huang asked Ugly Ugly like this, Ugly Ugly was stunned again, Ugly Ugly looked at Lu Huang, and muttered in his mouth: "Ah, male horse, female horse?" ”

Lu Huang also knew that he was wrong, but the ugly ugly had already corrected himself: "Childe, what you are talking about should be a stallion or a mare!" ”

Lu Huang's face was a little sneering, he was a layman who watched horses, and he had been opening a yellow tone, and he was stunned by other people's horse masters.

What is this called, this is called "shooting the master indiscriminately!" ”

Yes, I didn't say it right,

But Ugly helped me to correct it.

Lu Huang looked ugly, he was a little sorry.

"Well, this horse is a mare." ”

"Mare? Lu Huang repeated casually, his curiosity suddenly became a little vigorous, so he asked Chouchou: "How can this horse be divided between male and female?" ”

Lu Huang said before he spoke, and suddenly felt that his words were inappropriate.

Because of the difference between male and female, the difference in gender, is it necessary to mention some special parts?

It's not about the special parts of the same kind, but just about other animals, but it's embarrassing to talk about a girl in the end.

Lu Huang remembered that once in his previous life, he attended a grand party and had dinner together after the meeting.

There is a large table of men, but there is a very good-looking woman.

Then someone began to tell adult jokes at that banquet, and the first thing he said was a man, and his life was a little obscene.