Chapter 159: Wool Cannot Be Powerful

In this case, it seems that it is harmless to have no woman, but when there was such a beautiful woman on the table at that time, Lu Huang and the others felt really embarrassed.

But the beautiful woman smiled so much that she actually told meat jokes later.

Not only listen but also speak!

Lu Huang was really shocked at that time.

No matter how feminist supremacy, Lu Huang always feels that it is not good for women to tell meat jokes on that occasion.

- Of course, you shouldn't talk about it as a man, especially in front of the opposite sex.

Lu Huang regretted what he said now.

He regretted it so much in his heart, and tried not to look at the ugly, lest she feel embarrassed when she said something, and he would naturally feel embarrassed.

Although the ugly face seemed to be red, she didn't seem to be too embarrassed, and the ugly ugly pointed to the horse's teeth and said, "You can count the number of horse teeth, and those with more than forty are stallions, otherwise they are mares." ”

When Lu Huang heard Ugly Ugly say this, the embarrassing stone in his heart fell to the ground, well, but there was such a magical way to count teeth to distinguish between a stallion and a mare.

Because Lu Huang had never heard anyone talk about this, so now that he heard Ugly Ugly talk for the first time, Lu Huang felt very new in his heart.

Lu Huang said to the ugly: "Is it true, can I count the teeth of the horse?" ”

Lu Huang definitely didn't distrust the ugly words, he was just curious to check it. Ugly nodded: "Yes." ”

Lu Huang walked to the horse's head, but the horse didn't open his mouth, so how to count it?

Lu Huang thought to himself, can he break the horse's mouth?

He felt abrupt, so he went to see the ugly.

Ugly smiled at Lu Huang, she knew that Lu Huang was worried, and he didn't know how to count the horse's teeth.

But it doesn't matter, Chou Chou is an expert in this area, and she has a lot of knowledge about horses all over her body.

In this regard, the ugliness is crushed on Lu Huang, there is no doubt about it!

Lu Huang smiled wryly: "Ugly, it depends on your clever tricks, how to make the horse open his mouth obediently!" ”

When it comes to clever tricks, it should be a very peculiar one.

At least that's what Lu Huang thought in his heart.

Lu Huang also imagined a scene in front of his eyes.

Ugly she said, she doesn't know any horse language, but it doesn't matter, she can gesture.

The scene envisioned by Lu Huang is like this: Ugly Ugly's very chic fingers make a movement, and maybe she whistles in her mouth, and then the white horse on the opposite side understands in seconds.

This made the person next to him, that is, himself, look relaxed and happy, plus envy, jealousy and hatred.

Lu Huang talked about the ugly "trick" or something, and the ugly was not modest, but Lu Huang didn't think there was anything wrong with the ugly move, such as he would feel ugly and proud or something-Lu Huang would never have this kind of emotion.

The reason is very simple, because Chou Chou does have a lot of experience in dealing with horses, and he has a specialization in the art industry, and for those who have the ability, it is completely acceptable to be immodest.

Lu Huang was very disgusted by only one kind of human pride.

That's the kind of person who has half a bottle of water, jingle bell, jingle bell.

That's so annoying.

The ugly smile began to make the horse open his mouth.

She went to the horse trough and fetched a handful of grass.

Well?

Lu Huang was dumbfounded.

I thought the trick was very advanced, but the ugly guy went to get a handful of grass and feed the grass, and the horse naturally wanted to open his mouth.

Hey, I'm thinking too much.

No wonder people often say that when man thinks, God laughs.

Now it's Lu Huang who laughs when he thinks about it!

When Lu Huang saw such a move, he was a little about to sigh.

Ugly didn't stop until she was in front of the horse, and she shook the grass in her hand in front of the horse's face.

The horse barked happily, although he couldn't understand whether it was calling "so cool", but Lu Huang could almost guess that it should be something similar.

The ugly stuffed the green grass into the horse's mouth, and the horse began to chew open and close.

Of course, Lu Huang had to hurry up, and when he was chewing grass in Ma Dazui, he looked at it very carefully.

However, Lu Huang's observation was quickly broken, because the horse's teeth were chewing so much, and it was really not easy to count the number of horses' teeth!

Seeing the ugly ugly next to her, she asked Lu Huang curiously: "Childe, what are you doing now?" ”

Lu Huang felt that the ugliness asked herself like this, and she was a little knowingly asking again.

So Lu Huang said with a little unhappiness in his tone: "Of course I'm counting the horse's teeth!" ”

Ugly Ugly heard Lu Huang say this, she was stunned at first, and then suddenly laughed.

Lu Huang was the second monk for a while, he looked ugly, and he didn't know what she was laughing at.

After laughing ugly, he said to Lu Huang: "Childe, you have to know, how can you count such a number?" ”

Of course, Lu Huang agreed with Chou's words, he nodded and said, "This number, I have to admit it, it is indeed very difficult." ”

But he then said, "But if you feed it with grass, don't you just let it open its mouth, and then make it easier for me to count it?" ”

This method is okay, it is much better than trying to break the horse's mouth by yourself, so if you don't do it, you will be hit by a horse's hooves.

Ugly, she listened to Lu Huang's words, and couldn't help laughing again, she said to Lu Huang: "Childe, it's not like that, if you want to count like this, don't you have a dazzling feeling?" ”

Lu Huang nodded affirmatively, and he added: "I'm not just dazzled, I'm even going to have Venus in my eyes!" ”

Ugly and ugly laughed again when he heard it.

Lu Huang originally came to see ugly and ugly smiles, and he should also be ugly, but he is probably used to seeing them, and now he doesn't feel so ugly.

This is called entering the abalone for a long time and smelling it without knowing its smell!

Lu Huang looked ugly, but he didn't know why ugly was laughing.

I only heard the ugly words: "Childe, I'm just feeding it, it's not right for you to count like this now." ”

Lu Huang let out an "oh", only to realize that his actions were too stupid in the eyes of Ugly.

But what better way would she be ugly?

I saw that the ugly ugly first didn't say anything, just handed the grass in his hand to the horse's mouth, and then the horse naturally ate happily again, and after eating a handful of grass in the ugly chou's hand, the ugly chou reached out and pinched both sides of his horse's mouth, and the horse opened his mouth naturally.

Then Ugly said to Lu Huang: "Childe, now you can count your teeth." ”

It turns out that this is how it works.

The horse's mouth opened wide, and Lu Huang counted much better this time.

Soon they finished counting, and sure enough, as Ugly Chou said, there were no forty, which means that it was a mare.

Lu Huang said in his mouth: "Yes, yes, it is indeed a mare." ”

Ugly said: "Childe, of course it's a mare, but don't underestimate it, it runs very fast." ”

Lu Huang gave a thumbs up to the ugly and said, "I can rest assured that you do something." ”

Ugly was praised again, and she smiled a little embarrassedly with a red face.

Lu Huang looked at the horse, and then said: "Well, it will be my special mount in the future, and I have to give it a name." ”

When Lu Huang said this, he suddenly seemed to remember something, and asked Chouchou: "It came from Ma Xing, did it have a name?" ”

The ugly replied, "Yes." ”

Lu Huang hurriedly asked, "Then what is its name?" ”

"It's called White Flower." Ugly replied seriously, not in the slightest joke.

It's really called Baihuahua, because that's what the people who led the horses to talk about the ugly in the first place.

Lu Huang listened to it and thought, my grandmother!

This name has a lot to do with the original "fragrant sky".

People in this era, how to name them so much, well, how to say it, it is good to say it is rough, and it is not good to say it is not exquisite!

However, Lu Huang didn't immediately point out the inappropriateness of the name, he still wanted to ask Ugly Ugly first, after all, Ugly Ugly is a master of Soma, and she should be much more familiar with everything about horses than herself.

So Lu Huang asked Chouchou: "Chou, what do you think of this name?" ”

Ugly Ugly didn't think much about answering Lu Huang's question, she said: "I think it's normal, this name is normal, but it's also very ordinary." ”

Lu Huang listened to the ugly words, he really couldn't cry or laugh.

Can this name be called normal?

Of all the past horse names that Ugly has heard, is it average?

Lu Huang felt that this horse name was rotten on the street.

It's like a person, if his surname is Li and he must be named Li Baoqi, Lu Huang really has nothing to say!

Lu Huang thought for a while, and then said to Ugly: "But this name, Bai Huahua, I think it's more appropriate to refer to silver, right?" ”

Lu Huang already knew that Ugly was much better than himself in most aspects of the horse, but he named the horse, Ugly and ugly was really bad!

Ugly Ugly heard Lu Huang say this, she turned her head and thought for a while before answering Lu Huang's words and said, "Childe, your words are also reasonable, but I haven't thought about it." ”

Speaking of this, she laughed out loud again, and said, "But Childe, is the name of the horse important?" ”

As soon as Lu Huang heard the ugly and ugly tone, he understood that in the ugly mind, the name of the horse was not important at all, Lu Huang half-jokingly said: "That ugly, if I give it a new name, such as Wang Wang, do you think it's okay?" ”

Ugly said: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!" ”

OMG!

Lu Huang was really speechless.

Think about what kind of weird mood you would have in your heart when a horse passed in front of you, and the owner of the horse told you that the horse was called "Wangwang".

It's the same as a dog meowing, it's weird!

Lu Huang couldn't help but sigh at this time.

Ugly and ugly don't care about the name at all, but Lu Huang doesn't care about the name of the horse.

Just imagine, if the red rabbit horse under Lu Bu's crotch is renamed as a "red wool horse", will Lu Bu still be majestic?

What a majestic yarn!