Chapter 19, the Internet Immortals Gather
Although Yang Chenyu is not as whimsical as other chattering friends in this Daomen Immortal Cultivation Group, he has a deep knowledge of Daomen, and he can answer some questions truthfully when he encounters some chatting friends, so he will not be open-mouthed, so Yang Chenyu's prestige in the group is quite high, except for the group leader Nanshan Daochang, he is the second.
"You haven't seen you for a long time, it's rude, it's rude. Coping with the laughter of his chatter, Yang Chenyu directly dragged several people with the most active thinking in the group into the discussion group he established.
"Old Dao, what's the good thing today? Actually willing to show up?" This is a chat friend of the Internet name Dongyue Emperor, it is said that this person is over forty years old, extremely rich, has a company at home, has played everything, and is very bored to mix in this group to play Xiuxian, he is also the first guy to buy the certificate of the Heavenly Court Immortals, in order to obtain the certificate of the Emperor Dongyue, he lost 10,000 yuan without blinking his eyes, and also redecorated his villa.
Judging from the photos he posted in the group, the villa is quite similar to the Asgard, and I don't know how much money was invested in it, of course, this kind of creativity is still appreciated, at least except for him, there is no second person to play like this.
"Dao Chief, don't go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, I'm afraid your old man doesn't have anything good today, right?" This is the chat friend of the online name God of Wealth, this person is not very old, more than twenty years old, but his brain is spinning very fast, it is the founder of the Heavenly Court, just this one thing, he has earned no less than hundreds of thousands, which makes Yang Chenyu envious.
"What's wrong with Lao Dao this time? I haven't seen you online?" This is the most taciturn Northern Desert lonely ghost in the group, his age is unknown, although he has few words, but he must be right in his words, and his prestige in the group is also high, so he is a qualified old man.
Yang Chenyu pulled these three netizens in, as for the other netizens, they are not very reliable, simply put, they are a group of guys who dream in vain, but they don't have many ideas.
"Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Poor Dao has encountered something recently, and I hope you will give some advice. ”
Next, Yang Chenyu told him about being struck by lightning, and then getting an edict and becoming a river god, it's not that Yang Chenyu doesn't know how to be low-key, the problem is that in this era, even if you tell the truth, no one believes it.
What happened next was exactly what Yang Chenyu expected, and the three of them congratulated Yang Chenyu one by one, congratulating Yang Chenyu on finally cultivating the righteous path, but he wished. It's just that between their words, it can be seen that these three didn't take Yang Chenyu's words seriously at all.
In this era of the end of the law, the concept of no gods, no ghosts, no demons and no immortals has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, even if these three are relatively reliable, especially the Dongyue Emperor, who wants to become an immortal, he is going crazy, but if a friend really tells him that he has become an immortal, the result is the same as not believing.
You don't have to think about it at all.
"Okay, fellow Daoists, in fact, Poor Dao is writing a book recently, about cultivating immortals, what Poor Dao said is the encounter of the protagonist, the problem is that Poor Dao can't write anymore, I feel that there is no gimmick to hype, and I ask you to help solve your doubts. ”
In desperation, Yang Chenyu had to change his name, otherwise, it would be difficult to take out something from the mouths of these three people.
As soon as Yang Chenyu said this, these three netizens immediately became extremely interested.
The Dongyue Emperor was the first to speak: "Old Dao, old Dao, this Emperor is saying how you are abnormal, I see, you have become a writer, disrespectful and disrespectful! But if you want this Emperor to say, your book is too bland, a dignified river god and Qinglong Guan Master is actually a lonely one, from the direction of the bestseller, it is an absolute failure, how can you match the protagonist with a few Taoist children? Both men and women are indispensable, when traveling, the clear water spreads, the strange beast carriage, otherwise how can you show the majesty of the dignified river god? ”
Hearing this, Yang Chenyu couldn't help but admire it greatly, worthy of the Emperor Dongyue, rich people are different, look at people's ideas, it is everyone's style!
Think about yourself, a river god is really shabby, every morning when you get up, you have to boil water, cook and clean up, although now some small spells can easily do these things, but compared to the words of Emperor Dongyue, it is simply a world of difference.
As soon as Emperor Dongyue's dialogue came out, the God of Wealth began to speak: "In addition to the Dao Tong, the river god must also have a group of subordinates, otherwise how can he collect merits? ”
Looking at the quality of others, Yang Chenyu, who was sitting in front of the computer, felt a little blushing, he was much luckier than these people, this has really become a river god, what have he done these things? Except for the one thing that spreads the clouds and rain, other things don't seem to be very good.
Before the flush on Yang Chenyu's face subsided, the lonely ghost of the Northern Desert opened his mouth coldly: "As a Taoist priest, how can you not catch demons and catch ghosts? This is a great way to promote Taoism!"
In this way, Yang Chenyu didn't say a few words, and several netizens complemented each other and communicated with each other, and in less than half an hour, they sorted out a complete set of plans for Yang Chenyu.
Of course, after the matter was done, Emperor Dongyue slipped away first: "Fellow Daoists, this Emperor's Nine Turns Immortal Pill is about to be released, so I won't accompany him, and I will leave!" As soon as the words were displayed, the image of Emperor Dongyue became dim and went offline, and he didn't know if he was really interested in alchemy or if he was busy with business.
As soon as Emperor Dongyue left, the God of Wealth also followed, or for a legitimate reason, he went to the printing house to customize the Difu Ghost Certificate, according to himself, this thing is now much better than the Heavenly Court Immortal Certificate.
The lonely ghost of the Northern Desert didn't leave, but Yang Chenyu didn't have the heart to continue chatting now, and the lonely ghost of the Northern Desert didn't know what he was busy with, and he didn't say a word when he spoke.
Although there are also ways to record text and images in the magic weapon or Taoism of the immortal family, for the current Yang Chenyu, there are no such things, besides, it is just a plan, it is better to record it on the computer.
The plan summarized by these netizens is as follows, one of them, to collect subordinates, not only to ignite the little demon, but also to recruit disciples, in short, someone must help them make money, earn merit, and have enemies and helpers, as the saying goes, it is difficult to defeat four fists with both hands. This is a very important first step, at least with disciples, Yang Chenyu can take on a lot of Dharma work, make a lot of money, and his fame will be even louder.