Chapter 18: The Internet Immortals
What Yang Chenyu hopes most at present is to canonize himself as a god of Fengming Mountain, so that the Fengming Mountain vein and the Xiangshui River are all included in his jurisdiction, even if there is any accident, he will not lose the foundation of Qinglongguan.
Helplessly, although Fengming Mountain is small, it is also a branch of Ba Snake Mountain with a name and surname, not a nameless hill, so the number of merits consumed by the canonization of its mountain god position is not only comparable to the land that governs a village, and there is no tens of thousands of merits, so don't expect extravagantly.
After carefully counting it, Yang Chenyu couldn't help but sigh lightly, after working hard for most of the day, exhausting the mana of his whole body to make clouds and rain, the gratitude of tens of thousands of people was only to obtain more than 3,000 merits, and if he wanted to include the position of the god of Fengming Mountain in his bag, I am afraid that he would have to work so hard several times to do it.
What makes Yang Chenyu most distressed is that after this rain, I am afraid that for a while and a half, there will not be many things that can make him gain merit so quickly.
Relying only on alms and water to treat the sick does not know how long and what month it will take to accumulate enough merits.
After thinking about it for a while, Yang Chenyu couldn't come up with other ways to get merit, although it was already night, but Yang Chenyu had gradually reduced his sleep after obtaining the edict of the river god, and the excitement caused by today's harvest was very high, and he couldn't fall asleep in bed for a while, so he had no choice but to open the newly purchased notebook and prepare to surf the Internet to pass the time.
However, just when he opened the laptop to connect to the Internet, Yang Chenyu couldn't help but have an idea, isn't there a rumor on the Internet?
Ask Qiandu about internal affairs, ask ancient dogs about foreign affairs!
didn't say anything, opened the webpage, and after a fluency of one-finger Zen, Yang Chenyu began to search on the webpage. However, after searching for a long time, Yang Chenyu found that this sentence was bullshit.
After entering the six big words of how to obtain merit, the answers that appeared in front of Yang Chenyu dazzled him for a while, and most of the answers in it were methods of obtaining merit in online games, as for the remaining small part, it was completely unattractive to Yang Chenyu, such as being kind and giving.
Well, for a host who is in urgent need of funds to renovate the Taoist temple, Yang Chenyu should be a benevolent recipient, not a donor who has money and nowhere to spend.
What's more, for Yang Chenyu, these means are too slow to obtain merit, and if you think about it with your ass eyes, you know that giving alms and water to save a person is only a few merits, of course, this may be the result of the development of medical skills now, but in general, this behavior of sending money out to others to spend is estimated to be a little more. Unless it's charcoal in the snow, the other party is starving to death.
The problem is that in this era, there are not many such people in Yanhuang China.
Of course, the question of how to obtain merit is not difficult for Yang Chenyu to get merit without Qiandu, everything is omnipotent on the Internet, with the inspiration of Qiandu, Yang Chenyu quickly drew inferences from others and found a proper way to solve this problem.
Open QQ, a series of messages popped up, there are beautiful greetings, there are group chat messages, and what online shopping discounts.
Well, in fact, Yang Chenyu has been online for so long and is not entirely for fun, in addition to chatting with beautiful women, watching movies, reading novels, and playing games, Yang Chenyu also joined several chat groups related to Daomen.
Most of these groups were created by Taoist priests or Taoist enthusiasts, although most of them are enthusiasts or young Taoist priests who have just entered Taoism, but there are many folk masters or high Taoists who have unique vision and deep research on Taoism.
Of course, with Yang Chenyu's experience in Qinglongguan for so many years, no matter which group he is in, he can be regarded as a powerful figure, and he has some fans more or less in the Dao Law chapter.
Three stinkers, one Zhuge Liang on top.
For this sentence, Yang Chenyu is still convinced, although the quality of the people in these Daomen chat groups is uneven, but the wisdom of the masses is infinite.
Yang Chenyu went straight into a chat group called Daomen Cultivating Immortals, and it should be noted that the people in this group are basically the kind of people who know little about Taoist classics, but there are people who dream of cultivating to become immortals, which is the worst quality group among Yang Chenyu's several Daomen chat groups.
To put it simply, this is a concentration camp for paranoid people who cultivate immortals, but Yang Chenyu just entered this group to ask for help, and there is a reason for this.
Compared with those little Taoist priests who only know how to talk about the Taoist collections, the people in this group have absolutely bold ideas and belong to the kind of imagination.
Some people even loudly announced in the group that they have established the heavenly court, welcome all Taoist friends to join, each person only charges a thousand yuan to join the fee, there is a fairy boutique certificate produced by the heavenly court, the certificate also notes the location of the fairy cave mansion, etc., the certificate is classical, the moire is exquisite, it can be regarded as everyone's work.
To tell the truth, when Yang Chenyu saw the words of the founder of Heavenly Court, he almost didn't directly harm the tea in his mouth to his notebook.
Not to mention, there are really a lot of people in the group who have joined, and from then on, the title between the group members is no longer a Taoist, but a certain star king, a certain marshal, and at worst, a certain real person.
Of course, there is more than one such person, and a few of them are selling immortal props, immortal cultivation cheats and even various elixirs, and I don't know if the elixir will be dilute after eating.
When Yang Chenyu entered the Daomen Immortal Cultivation Group, the chat in the group was in full swing.
"Qingxia Fairy! This immortal's name is barefoot, please blow up the photo!"
"What the barefoot immortal said is very true, the new fairies in the group are all going to be exposed!"
"Ben Xian seconded it!"
"This god seconded!"
"This real person seconded!"
......
The chat records quickly swiped in front of Yang Chenyu's eyes, if it weren't for Yang Chenyu's current eyesight being more than ten times stronger than before, I'm afraid I really wouldn't be able to see the chats of these pseudo-gods and pseudo-immortals.
After reading these chat records, Yang Chenyu found out that there was a new beauty in this group, no wonder the group was so hot, where is this fairy, it is simply a group of felons who were released from the cell!
didn't know if the other party was a man or a woman, so they pounced on each other like hungry wolves.
Having said that, if it was really a beautiful woman, I am afraid that I would be too scared to speak out.
"Ahem! Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! The main Dharma of this view is here, and you can't take it quickly!"
Seeing that these perverts didn't notice that their avatars were lit up, Yang Chenyu had to type out a line of words to remind him.
"Ah! When the Lord arrives, the immortal is disappointed, and he hopes that the Lord will forgive his sins. ”
"The demon road is coming, and you will die quickly!"
"Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship!"
With Yang Chenyu's speech, a storm suddenly broke out in the group.