Chapter III: Plenary Assembly

He Fang boiled the water and put the chicken in the pot to pluck the feathers, and heard a shout.

"Stealing chickens! Oh my little hen that lays eggs! ”

"What a smoke-stealing bastard who lacks Degas!"

"Don't let Grandpa catch him!"

He Fang heard this shout and shook his head helplessly.

"It's going to start, the courtyard is going to be lively."

After a while, someone came over and called He Fang's family to a meeting.

He Fang put down the chicken in his hand and said to Ye Ruting in the house.

"Don't go, I'll just go by myself."

Ye Ruting replied.

"Ang, you go."

He Fang wiped his hands and walked towards the meeting place.

As soon as I arrived at the place, there were already a lot of people surrounded by the three layers inside and the outer three floors, and it was Xu Damao who was scolding with his feet in the middle, Lou Xiao'e couldn't pull it, and there were three uncles sitting on it.

Uncle Yi Zhonghai saw that the people were almost here, so he patted the table.

"Okay, Xu Damao, do you want to hold this meeting, do you want to catch people, do you want to have chickens, we will solve things again, not listen to you scold the street!"

Xu Damao had no choice but to shut up when he heard what Yi Zhonghai said, and stopped scolding the street.

Yi Zhonghai coughed.

"What's that, everyone knows it, what happened, Xu Damao's chicken was stolen, and now he should pay compensation, he should give people chickens, he will give people chickens, they are all neighbors."

Lou Xiao'e said.

"We're hens, hens that lay eggs."

Xu Damao answered.

"Our Xiao'e still has to rely on eggs to supplement nutrition, and I am ready to give birth."

The silly pillar in the crowd laughed.

"Hahaha! I still have children, I have been married for so many years, and I haven't even given birth to an egg, I laugh to death! ”

Xu Damao suddenly became angry when he heard Silly Zhu say this, Xu Damao couldn't listen to others say what he said, this was the pain of his life.

"you! Silly pillar, you are looking for death! If you come up, I'll you! ”

Silly Pillar returns.

"Grandson, I have to beat you all over the ground to find teeth, you kid has to think about it, you kid can grow up with me."

Xu Damao suddenly became dumbfounded............

After thinking about it, when I passed by the door of Silly Zhu's house today, I seemed to see a chicken stewed in his pot.

"Silly pillar! Are you stewing chicken at home today! ”

Silly Zhu didn't think about it, so he returned.

"Yes! Stewed chicken, what's wrong. ”

Xu Damao smiled.

"Okay! Silly Zhu, I knew it was you! It's a stupid pillar stealing our chickens, you can hear it. ”

When Silly Zhu heard this, he felt bad and hurriedly said.

"My chicken is not stealing your chicken, it was taken from my factory, today the leaders of the factory invited you to dinner, I kept half of it, don't slander the good people, Xu Damao."

Xu Damao thought about it, too, there is no reason for the stupid pillar to steal chickens, he doesn't lack that mouthful, and he also knows about inviting him to eat today.

"No! It's not over! If you don't stand up yourself, can I call the police! When the police come, it's not a trivial matter, and you have to think about which one of you steals the chicken. ”

When the uncle heard this, he wanted to call the police.

"Hey, Xu Damao is all neighbors, what kind of police! It's not good for our yard to call the police, don't report it. ”

Xu Damao snorted.

"It's not that your chickens were stolen, my chickens were stolen, and now they are all starting to lay eggs, I don't care."

Silly Zhu suddenly thought that when he got off work today, it seemed that he saw the three brothers and sisters eating chicken again, it wouldn't be the one who stole Xu Damao's family, if he reported to the police, Bangbang would be arrested for a lifetime, and Sister Qin would definitely have to get angry.

"Hey, hey! What's that, Xu Damao, I stole your chicken, I will compensate you, don't call the police. ”

Uncle Yi frowned, this stupid pillar will take everything on himself.

"Hey, stupid pillar, you didn't say that just now, you didn't steal the chicken, don't be kidding."

Silly Zhu scratched his head.

"Sort of, I stole it."

When Xu Damao heard this, he quit.

"What's it called, it's you stealing! Yes, yes, no, it's no wonder that it's almost thirty or an old bachelor! Talking is like a TM fart. ”

Silly Zhu was scolded by Xu Damao and was anxious.

"Chickens are useless in your house, they will only crow and will not lay laying hens, what are you called, or Lao Tzu will do it for you for a few days."

"Okay! Silly pillar! Lao Tzu called the police! Let the police arrest you! I TM don't want to compensate. ”

Yi Zhonghai saw that Xu Damao was going to call the police, so he hurriedly spoke up.

"Xu Damao! I can still say, what are you calling the police! are all neighbors, looking down and not looking up. ”

Xu Damao was so angry at this time that he didn't care about the first uncle, he didn't take the three uncles in his eyes.

"Old thing! Call you an uncle, I really think of myself as an uncle, when the stupid pillar scolds me, why don't you stop him, stop Lao Tzu at this time! ”

"Tell you! Others are afraid of you, but Lao Tzu is not afraid of you, I have reported this police, if you don't report it, 5 yuan! ”

Yi Zhonghai was panted by Xu Damao's words, thinking about him as a dignified uncle, when he was scolded, or scolded bloody, I didn't expect this Xu Damao to take him so seriously.

The bangs next to him saw that Yi Zhonghai was scolded without saying a word, and it was time for him to speak.

"Ahem! That Xu Damao! Today, it's not just the stupid pillar family that eats chicken, but the other family also eats chicken, don't catch people and hold on to the stupid pillar. ”

Hey! He Fang who was hiding in the crowd looked confused, what is this! Lao Tzu is TM hiding, and he is looking for Lao Tzu, and he is really convinced.

Silly Pillar also jumped up.

"That's right! Everyone knows who they are! A bastard who beats his wife every day! Eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, it must be him, it must be him. ”

He Fang scolded in his heart! You are willing to be pot for the stick terrier, don't throw the pot on Lao Tzu, good boy, remember you.

Xu Damao waved his hand.

"Impossible, impossible, when I went home, I met him on the road, I didn't have time to steal the chicken, and you TM admitted that you stole it."

Silly Zhu thought about it.

"I don't care, I didn't steal it now."

"How do you know, your chicken was stolen today, not yesterday, the day before yesterday, there was less, what if you stole the chicken and hid it, just wait to eat it today, have you seen the chicken these days?"

Xu Damao was stunned.

"This, there really isn't, it's all my daughter-in-law who feeds the chickens, I haven't fed it, and the daughter-in-law is less today."

Lou Xiao'e thought for a moment.

"This is definitely the day before yesterday, I didn't know about it yesterday, I fed the chickens early that day, and this afternoon I went to the chicken and there was one less."

Silly Zhu smiled and quickly answered.

"Look at it, no, it's really possible that someone stole the chicken, anyway, I can't catch me alone! I'm a canteen chef, and I've got enough for me to eat, so am I guilty of stealing? ”

Yi Zhonghai, an uncle, felt that he was doing it again, and hurriedly came out to bubble.

"That, Fangzi, you can explain, after all, everyone understands your situation."

He Fang smiled.

"Huh! Uncle Yi, everyone is stupid, what else do you check. ”

"We can't wronged a good person, and we can't let a bad person go, so you can explain it."

What justice! What a good uncle! I'm going to have to make you suffer something............

(ENDS......)