Chapter 4 The Foolish Pillar's Misfortune Leads to the East
Silly Zhu knows that the chicken was stolen by a stick terrier, and now he is going to lead the disaster to me, Yi Zhonghela is biased towards Silly Zhu, after all, he has to rely on Silly Pillar to support him.
"What, my chickens are definitely not stolen, my chickens are bought, you don't have to doubt it, you have to throw it at me, I can't help it."
"Uncle Yi, I don't have anything to explain."
He Fang spread his hands and looked at Yi Zhonghai.
Yi Zhonghai looked at He Fang and thought in his heart.
"The crime of stealing chickens from the stupid pillar has been confirmed, and it will definitely not be good for the stupid pillar in the future, and he will definitely be talked about secretly, good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles."
"Hehe, He Fang's reputation is rotten to the house, it's nothing to carry a black pot for the stupid pillar, it's not itchy if there are more lice."
Yi Zhonghai spoke.
"That, if you don't explain, you have a weak heart, you have to give us an explanation, everyone will definitely not agree."
As soon as Yi Zhonghai spoke, many people followed suit.
"yes, who will give us an explanation."
"Gotta explain."
Silly Zhu also spoke.
"What are you afraid of, you can't lose a bit of meat if you explain it, where you steal is what you steal, what do you not admit."
He Fang was speechless.
This stupid pillar and Yi Zhonghai are really good together.
"Okay, I'll give you an explanation, and I'll make a bet with you."
Yi Zhonghai heard about it.
"What bet?"
"What's that, Silly Zhu, the first uncle, and the second uncle, the three of you, are all determined that I stole the chicken."
He Fang stared at the three people.
The bangs were empty in the center and waved his hand.
"I'm not sure, I'm not sure where I stole the chicken, I just mentioned the point."
Yi Zhonghai said.
"That, I didn't mean that, I didn't say where it must have been who stole the chicken, I'm also guessing, where you must not misunderstand, I just want to explain, I want a result."
Silly Zhu looked at Qin Huairu, first swallowed his saliva, then looked at He Fang, gritted his teeth, and said.
"Hey, I'm sure he stole the chicken, I'll eat chicken with him today."
After speaking, Silly Zhu also glared at He Fang fiercely.
He Fang nodded.
"Okay, after the stupid pillar said that I stole the chicken, then I have to give you an explanation, give you an answer, but I just said, I want to make a bet."
"The first uncle and the second uncle are not involved, then I will make a bet with the stupid pillar alone."
Silly Zhu looked at He Fang and said.
"What a bet, I'll accompany you."
He Fang smiled and said.
"It's very simple, if I didn't steal the chicken, let the stupid pillar give me fifty yuan, and the fifty yuan will be my mental damage fee, and in turn, if I steal the chicken, I will give the stupid pillar fifty yuan, and then compensate Xu Damao's chicken."
Silly Zhu hesitated, fifty yuan, this is not a decimal number, he is 37.5 a month, if he really loses, if he loses it, the salary of the two months will be gone.
He Fang looked at the hesitant stupid pillar and asked.
"Silly pillar, don't hesitate, it's cold in winter, the big guys have been standing for a long time, and many people haven't eaten yet."
"Anyway, it's just the two of us who eat chicken today, it's not you just me, you don't have a ghost in your heart, what are you afraid of?"
Silly Zhu was just about to open his mouth to agree, but Yi Zhonghai spoke.
"What's that, fifty yuan is too much, He Fang also said it, the weather is strangely cold, and if you talk about it, it's one of these two people, don't tear your face."
"I see, one person can take out five cents and pay Xu Damao, no one has suffered much loss, and they are all kind."
"Even if this incident is over, it will still be a good neighborhood in the future."
He Fang was just about to say two sentences to Yi Zhonghai, but Xu Damao didn't agree.
"Hey! Uncle Yi, I don't agree, I must give me an answer today, or let the police, I don't care, a dollar, send a meal. ”
He Fang also said.
"Yes, I have to find out, I'm here for a meeting, I can be pulled up, saying that I stole chickens, I don't agree, how will people look at me in the future, if I don't clear my name, I will definitely have to call the police."
Yi Zhonghai scolded in his heart.
"Give you the steps, you don't go down, Xu Damao doesn't take me seriously, you bastard doesn't take me seriously, how can you look at you, your TM's reputation has long been stinky."
said kindly.
"Good! , where you just explain it, it's best to come up with a chain of evidence, empty words, but don't act! ”
"Don't talk about calling the police, Xu Damao is not sensible, so I put forward a plan, depending on how angry you are."
"I'm also for everyone's good, the fastest solution is the way I said, you don't accept the way I say, and I can't help it."
He Fang smiled at the corner of his mouth, the chicken he bought was a rooster, and many people saw it, and now no one came out to speak, but the three were going to help him get it, and they all pretended to be the same as Lao Buddha.
"Okay, the neighbors and the three uncles can testify, and I make this bet with Silly Zhu."
"Silly Zhu, you can't bet."
Silly Zhu nodded.
"Okay, I'll make a bet with you, hurry up and come up with your evidence."
He Fang smiled, the stupid pillar is going to fight with me to the end, if you don't die in the Yellow River, you want evidence, don't regret it later.
"Come with me, I'll show you the evidence."
Yi Zhonghai looked at He Fang so confident, and felt that something was going to happen, and a bad feeling rose in his heart, but when he saw the stupid pillar who was also full of confidence, his heart also let go.
Everyone followed He Fang all the way to the house, Ye Ruting was taken aback, thinking that He Fang's things were all stolen, they were discovered, and they brought someone to the door.
hurriedly said to an uncle.
"Uncle Yi, what happened, did you steal everything you took home, don't you rest assured that we didn't move at all, just steamed a few steamed buns."
Many people laughed, their wives didn't believe that he bought things, where did they steal these eight achievements.
He Fang was also speechless......
"Daughter-in-law, you don't even believe your husband."
Yi Zhonghai waved his hand.
"No, do we suspect where Ru Ting and Xu Damao's chicken stole it, who said that there is evidence, let's take a look at the evidence, not necessarily who stole it."
After listening to Yi Zhonghai's explanation, Ye Ruting was still up and down in her heart, hoping not to steal.
He Fang waved his hand and said to Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu.
"Good! Come here, I'll show you the evidence! ”
After speaking, he pointed to the pot again.
Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu walked over and stretched out their heads to look over.
Silly pillar's eyes widened!
A big rooster that has not been plucked is lying in the pot.
Yi Zhonghai's eyes also widened.
He Fang laughed.
"Uncle Yi, my family is a rooster, not a hen, you say I didn't steal the chicken!"
"What's that, the big guys are going to see, is my rooster or the female **."
Many people rushed to the pot, stretching their necks one by one to look over.
"Oops! What a big. ”
"It's really not like someone stole the chicken somewhere."
"Now, Silly Zhu is going to lose money, fifty yuan, almost two months' salary."
(ENDS......)