Chapter Eighty-Eight: Return to the Original World
Now, now that the tasks of the Hokage World have been completed, Azathoth and the others don't want to stay in this world for longer.
So they said a simple goodbye to Naruto and Bai Lele, who didn't want Azathos to leave, and left......
"Goodbye~"
Tomie said, slowly walking into this tunnel filled with endless time and space.
Then, Jeff also said: "Everyone will be Bye~"
The Rip Girl also waved to the two of them and walked in.
But just as the Rip Girl was about to leave, some accidents happened......
Well, it's actually not an accident, but after Kai heard that she was leaving, he immediately threw down his three students, and through the location provided by Hokage-sama, he ran directly to Azathoth's residence, and then frantically confessed to the rift girl who was about to step into the space-time tunnel.
It's just that the rip girl ruthlessly rejected Kai's confession on the grounds of "I'm sorry, I don't like thick eyebrows".
Then Kai broke down for a moment and then walked away in a state of distraught.
After that, the smiling dog and the starry sky also took the form of animals and jumped into the time tunnel.
And finally, Azathoth......
"Remember...... Your world is no longer the world of the original book, don't think about it with the thinking of the original book~"
Azathos said something he didn't know about Naruto and Bai Lele and left.
Only these two dazed-looking people were left messy in the wind......
(Nine Lamas: Huh~ These "monsters" have finally left~)
But what everyone didn't know was that there was a strange figure with a very short stature that suddenly sneaked into this tunnel before everyone could react......
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As soon as Tomie returned to the apartment where he lived, he couldn't help but collapse on the bed.
"Hmm......"
Although so many things have passed, Tomie still doesn't believe it.
She looked at her white hands, and with a slight movement of her mind, a "face" of her own appeared out of thin air on her hands.
With a slight movement of his mind, the "face" that suddenly appeared on his hand disappeared out of thin air.
"It seems...... I've grown up a lot in other worlds......"
Looking at the white ceiling, Tomie thought silently.
"I want to continue to grow~"
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For some reason, Tomie felt as if he had forgotten something......
"Bang bang bang!"
There was a knock at the door, and a roar of rage was heard outside the door!
"Tomie Kawakami!"
The door suddenly opened!
Tomie was slightly surprised!
"Why do other people have the key to their own door!"
Then she thought about it carefully and suddenly remembered something important!
"When will the rent be paid?"
When the door opened, a girl who looked no more than eighteen years old appeared in front of Tomie.
"Charter...... Younger sister? β
Tomie looked at the girl and couldn't help but ask with some confusion.
"Where's the charter wife? Isn't she usually the one who collects the rent? β
In fact, this is not the main place where Tomie is usually dismembered (colonized) by her male voters, but the main place where Tomie usually lives and lives.
After all, Tomie can't live in one place for a long time because of his physique, so he can only change places every few months.
It's just that this house is cheaper because of the rent, and the location is far away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and basically other tenants are always not at home.
So Tomie has lived in this house for more than half a year, and he is also relatively familiar with the charter wife in this house and her daughter charter sister.
"Oh my mother!" The charter girl seems to be very unhappy with her mother, "She got along with her new boyfriend again, and she doesn't care about my biological daughter at all!" β
"So I'm going to collect the rent for the apartment this month."
Saying that, the charter girl looked at Tomie who looked like she had done something indescribable, and said.
"Yo~ It looks like you went to that place again and dropped a Kaizi~ Why do you look so tired?"
"I remember you found five big sums in a week! How many did you go for this time? β
After the charter girl finished speaking, she reached out and touched the pockets on Tomie's body.
"It must have caught a lot of money for those stinky men who only know how to think with their lower bodies! Take it out and pay the rent! β
In fact, Tomie hasn't come back for a long time like this, and the charter girl has already seen a lot.
Anyway, she either went to fish for Kaizi, or went to live a rich life with her new boyfriend, and envied the chartered girl who had never made a boyfriend so far.
Then Tomie grabbed the charter girl's hand and pressed her underneath.
"Hmph~Don't do it~"
Tomie looked at the chartered girl who looked like a little fairy under him.
"You know, sister, I'm a man~woman~through~eat~"
Saying that, Tomie pretended to do something orange with the charter girl that would be blocked as long as the author sent it out.
But the chartered girl doesn't eat this set.
She pushed Tomie away, then pointed to the wall behind Tomie that had a big hole and said, "What is this hole?"
Tomie looked at this big hole and felt in his heart that 10,000 grass and mud horses were galloping past.
This is the big hole she accidentally made when she was experimenting with Laser Eye.
Now there is an explanation.
"This is actually ......"
Just as Tomie was about to explain, the charter girl showed a "I see" expression and said, "It seems that you and your ex-boyfriend are very fierce when they do something......"
"Huh?"
Tomie found out that the chartered girl had misunderstood, but that's fine, at least you don't have to explain too much.
"Yes, yes, yes, that's it! You don't know how fierce that ex-boyfriend of mine is! β
Tomie told such a lie against his will, in fact, her last boyfriend was completely a guy who finished in three minutes and was very short.
"I feel as if I'm sorry for my conscience......"
Tomie thought silently.
"Isn't that right? I don't seem to have a conscience! β
Thinking like this, Tomie instantly became at ease!
But the next sentence of the charter girl made her a little embarrassed.
"But you still have to pay! This wall was not built for nothing! Even if it's because of an accident, you have to pay for the renovation cost! β
The charter girl in casual clothes took out a calculator from her pocket.
"I'll do the math......"
The crackling sound of the computer gave Tomie a very bad feeling......
This charter girl......
Looks like a black-hearted miser who picks the door and is unreasonable......
"The rent is 32,000 yen per month (about 2,000 RMB), and I borrowed a total of 60,000 yen from you when you borrowed money from me last month to buy jewelry and cosmetics......
"With interest or something, it's almost 92,300 yen in total......
Then, the charter girl looked at the big hole behind Tomie again.
"If you want to decorate such a big hole, you can only tear down the wall, and add the cost of materials, labor and psychological compensation......"
The charter girl's hand stopped, and she handed the calculator in her hand to the nervous Kawakami Tomie and looked at it......
"II...... 200,000 yen (almost equivalent to 13,000 RMB)! β
Tomie looked at the number displayed on the calculator in shock, completely unable to believe that she needed to pay so much money!
She is a jobless vagrant, and the only way she can earn money is the breakup fee with her boyfriend and odd jobs! Even though I haven't worked part-time......
What's more, due to her special status, she didn't have a deposit of more than 100,000 yen before.
Not to mention that sometimes she will be killed by her ex-boyfriend, so she may not get a dime for the breakup fee!
"Where did I get so much money!"
Tomie really felt a bit of a collapse for the sake of money.
I've been going to the Hokage World to perform chat group tasks these days! Now I have money to pay the rent!
Now it's too late to go outside to "earn" money, and it is estimated that when she finishes earning her wallet, the rental sister will kick her early!
It's really ridiculous to say, as an "undead witch" who is loved and feared, Tomie actually has to struggle with money.
But fortunately, Tomie now has a lot of points, and she suddenly remembered that Satoru Suzuki had also sent her a bunch of gold coins, which she could use to offset Tomie's rent and other expenses!
So under the shocked eyes of the charter girl, Tomie took out ten gorgeous gold coins from his pocket!
"Wow!"
The charter girl snatched the gold coins from Tomie's hand at once.
"It seems that the Kaizi you dropped this time is really rich! Judging from the weight and color, it is indeed gold, yes! β
Then the charter girl gently bit one of the gorgeous gold coins with her teeth, and sure enough, she saw a shallow mark.
"There's nothing wrong with hardness! It seems that this is really a gold coin of the highest purity......"
Looking at these glittering pure gold coins in her hand, the charter girl asked Tomie very happily: "Do you want to use these gold coins to pay the rent?"
Although it's an inquiry, the charter girl really wants Tomie to say "yes", so that these ten gold coins worth at least more than 400,000 belong to her Minako Matsumoto!
Looking at Minako's sparkling eyes of a wealth fan, Tomie said something helplessly that made Minako very excited.
"Yes, yes, these ten gold coins are the ...... I used to pay the rent."
A gold coin actually requires 200 points to unlock the right to use it......
Why don't you grab this chat group!
Tomie wanted to cry without tears at this time, and the points he had finally earned by fighting the monster suddenly lost two thousand......
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"Good Sangxin...... Good blue skinny ......"
After Minako left excitedly, Tomie was left alone looking at the empty room and silently shed tears of remorse......
"Why is my luck so bad, but I just won the red envelope that I don't have the most, and I have to post the points upside down......"
"I really doubt that I should buy a bottle of 'transfer water' worth 500,000 yuan in the points mall......"
Tomie thought about this question with a very serious expression......
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As soon as the rift girl returned to her home, she saw a group of "old acquaintances".
"Eight-foot ......"
"Hanako ......"
"Sadako ......"
"The Bride ......"
It seems that the rift girl is speechless when she sees these old acquaintances coming to her house......
Why?
Because......
"Eight feet! You've torn down the ceiling of my house again! The Rip Woman yelled as she pointed to an eight-foot piece of ceiling in her hand.
After squatting down and installing the ceiling, which is very low according to standard house construction, the eight-foot man with a height of two meters and six feet tall, said to the rift girl: "Anyway, your house is also a haunted house, isn't it more in line with your family's temperament if it is demolished?"
"Besides, if I don't tear down the ceiling, I'll have to tilt my head......"
Eight feet is reasonable, and it makes the rift girl have nothing to say.
"The bride! Take care of your children and grandchildren! β
A palm-sized spider crawled at the foot of the rift woman, which made her feel very uncomfortable.
"And you see you're scared Hanako out of the toilet!"
Hanako Hiragi looked at the big spider outside the toilet with tears in her eyes: "Big ...... The big spider looks really ...... It's really ...... It's horrible! ε€ε€ε€~QAQ"
Speaking of this, a few spider legs appeared behind the bride and caught the spider at the foot of the rift girl.
"I'm sorry! These kids of mine often run out and cause trouble for others......"
The bride is so polite, and the rift girl is embarrassed to accuse.
But she saw that her newly bought big color TV was leaking......
"Mountain, Village, Virgin, Child......"
The Rip Girl yelled word by word.
"You come over to the old lady!"
As she spoke, she grabbed Sadako, who was about to run away, and planned to teach her a lesson......
"Eh, eh! It hurts, it hurts! Sister Rip Girl, spare me! β
"Don't pretend to be tender! You're really older than my mother! β
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As with what happened to the Rift Girl, Jeff saw a lot of people after he went back, or rather, none of them were human......
βSurpriseοΌοΌοΌβ
The location is a park clearing.
It was twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.
A group of urban legends surround Jeff and the smiling dog, who has just returned, and Jeff is so frightened that he almost pulls out his knife.
But the next sentence of all the "people" touched Jeff very much.
"Happy birthday to you guys! Jeff! Smiling Dog! β
"Birthday ......"
Looking at the huge cake in front of them, the two of them remembered that today seemed to be their birthday......
"Drowned Ben" pushes them in front of the giant cake and says, "Let's have a good time with this birthday!"
Jeff was a little moved, but the smiling dog secretly hid behind Jeff......
"Bang!"
The cake suddenly bursts!
Jeff suddenly didn't react and was covered in cake.
The smiling dog hid behind Jeff and said with some rejoicing: "Whew~ Fortunately, I was more prescient, otherwise I would be unlucky......"
"Smack!"
A lump of cream slapped on the grinning dog's face.
Jeff licked the cream in his hand and said with a smile, "Well, it's quite sweet~"
"It would be nice if it was a chocolate cake~"
Then Jeff and a bunch of other mischievous urban legends start a "cake fight"!
I just don't know if passers-by have seen such a terrifying scene...... Will you have a heart attack and burp?
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It's still the same place, it's still the same character, but the temperament of this character is a little different......
Azathoth looked at the daddy sitting at the table and said hello casually.
βHi~β
Then Lin Wan'er on the side happened to bring all the food cooked by Lin Tianhao to the table.
By the way, I also brought two bottles of beer and a bottle of liquor......
"Come on! Eldest brother! I toast you! β
Azathoth: "...... "I'm fine with you calling me big brother, but have you ever asked my children for their opinions?"
So Azathos rejected Lin Tianhao's bowl of "worship wine".
"My great-grandchildren are all older than you."
Azathos said something very casually that surprised Lin Tianhao.
"Ah...... Be...... That's right! β
Although Lin Tianhao was a little surprised, but if he thought about it carefully, most of the characters who could give himself such a powerful magic dictionary were also some kind of worldly masters, and it was normal to be older.
However, Lin Wan'er on the side was very surprised by this: "I didn't expect you to be so old, uncle!"
However, when the starry sky beside Azathoth heard this, he said, "Hehe! Uncle, I don't think you, a little girl, will be so ...... after knowing his details."
Before he finished speaking, he saw Lin Wan'er's big shining eyes and the little sinful hand that stretched out......
"Talking Dog~"
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On the throne at the core of the world, Lu Yuan looked at the man kneeling below with snake-like scales and pupils, and said, "Have you planted all the seeds I let you plant?"
The man didn't dare to look up at Lu Yuan, who was holding his chin with one hand, and said in a very frightened and fearful tone: "I'm sorry! Host! Forgive your subordinates for their incompetence! There are three people who can't be planted with parasitic seeds! β
Hearing this result, Lu Yuan's expression was a little displeased, but in the end he still chose this guy who didn't completely complete the task.
"That's it...... Tell me about those three people who can't be planted! I can forgive you for your mistake. β
Hearing that the Lord was willing to forgive him, a "sinner" who had not completely completed his task, the man who knelt down was extremely moved!
"Thank you, Lord!"
"One of those three is a lowly traitor who betrayed you - a fusion of the main god Zhao Gao and another human!"
"Two other people ......"
The snake-like man seemed hesitant, but in the end he told the other two people.
"Forgive the subordinates for their incompetence, and the subordinates can't find out their specific identities!"
But Lu Yuan said: "It's okay, you can just describe their approximate identities......
"Yes!"
The man said to Lu Yuan, who was sitting on the throne, very respectfully, "One of them looks like an angel reincarnated...... But his original body seems to have died......"
"Another person ......"
"The subordinates can only know that his strength is definitely very strong, and he always wears a wide black hooded robe......"
"Only know so much ......"
Lu Yuan always felt a little uneasy when he heard this description, but his madness of longing to go home outweighed his fear of the unknown.
He opened his mouth and commanded the man, "As soon as the time comes, activate the function of those seeds!" Let them grow and sprout! β
"Yes!"
Eventually, the man hid in the shadows of the main hall......
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