Chapter Eighty-Nine: Systematic Anecdotes

Lin Wan'er hugged the starry sky, and kept saying in her mouth: "It's amazing!"

"What's your name? Dog! ”

"Why do you speak?"

"What is your relationship with that uncle?"

"Big Dog ......"

The starry sky did not dare to move at all, and he looked at Azathoth with a pleading gaze.

But Azathos was drinking and eating with Lin Tianhao at the moment, so he didn't have time to care about the starry sky that was entangled by the bear child.

"Sir, that's your pet!"

Lin Tianhao was still afraid that his daughter's behavior would offend Azathoth.

"Yes! So that's it? ”

Azathoth replied unconcernedly.

"Your pet looks a little upset, do you want me to ......?"

"Oh, no."

Azathos grabbed Lin Tianhao, who was about to step forward to stop his daughter.

"They play with theirs, we eat ours, and when we're done with this meal, we'll go home......"

The implication is that their business has nothing to do with us now, and we just need to finish our meal.

"This ......," Lin Tianhao looked at his daughter and Azathos's pet, "Since you agree, I won't stop it." ”

……

"Gone~"

Azathos took away the starry sky that had been broken by Lin Wan'er.

"Goodbye~"

Azathos glanced back at Lin Tianhao, waved his hand, said goodbye to the father and daughter, and then went to the cemetery......

……

Wan Lin looked helplessly at the three outer gods and the two cultivators, as well as ......

…… Countless systems!

"What system are you?"

"Me? I am the underworld revival system, and the world I am in, the underworld has long been ghostly, so I was appointed by the world administrator to this system. ”

"Oh? So you seem to be a hired system, right? ”

"It's not like, I didn't sign an agreement with that world manager, and even if I left, he wouldn't say anything."

"Wow! You've come across that kind of novice world manager, a system like me that is forced to sign an agreement, if it weren't for that powerful guy who forcibly separated me from that world manager......"

"I guess I'll have to do another three million years of hard labor for that dead fat man."

This orange-red system seems to be very dissatisfied with the world manager of the world in which he was originally located, and has been constantly slandering and insulting the world manager.

After speaking, he jumped on the sofa and lay down very angrily, and said: "I think if a person like him marries a wife, it will really be a lucky thing for three lives, and I don't know how many worlds I saved in my previous life to be able to marry a wife!"

But Yog, who was drinking coffee next to him, spoke leisurely: "You...... Isn't that the wife of the person you are talking about? ”

"You say this kind of thing, it's all praise of yourself in disguise!"

The other systems were shocked!

They looked in unison at the system that had turned pink and had a faint steam coming out of it.

Systems: "......" stone hammer! This system actually hooked up with the world manager!

"Envy, ......"

"Tragedy......"

"Anyway, is there any benefit to hooking up with world managers?"

Obviously, all the systems that Naia invited (tied up) are divided into three camps.

One is the "envy faction" who obviously knows some, but does not know everything.

One is a "sympathizer" who has definitely experienced something that ordinary people don't know about, and is still the kind of "sympathizer" who has done something particularly bad.

The rest is naturally an "inexplicable" who is confused and doesn't know anything.

Wan Lin, who has been watching from the sidelines......

It seems that everyone present has already talked or is in love, and even the system has talked about love!

"Why ......" Wan Lin, who had never been in a relationship, almost collapsed.

"Why has everyone been in at least one relationship, but I haven't been in love once in my twenties!"

Looking at the host in the shape of "frustrated body bending forward", the system jumped out and comforted: "It's really okay!" Host! It's nothing if I've never been in love, and I haven't been in love either! And I've been single for millions of years now, and you've only been single for more than twenty years, don't be depressed~"

Listening to the system's comfort, Wan Lin also regained his confidence!

"Hmmm! Since the system has been single for so long and hasn't been in love, then I can't sit still! I'll definitely find my favorite goddess before Bensan! ”

(Author: Hehe, dreaming!) )

Another system leaned up to Wan Lin's system and said, "I remember you didn't say that you were a genderless system? It's normal to not be able to find a partner......"

Wan Lin's system signaled the system not to speak loudly.

"Shh~"

"I'm just comforting the host, don't debunk me~"

"Oh......"

So the system turned off its own vocalization function very interestingly.

"But it's not uncommon to have a system that can fall in love with a world manager......"

Wan Lin's system said.

"I remember the last time I saw the system where I fell in love with the world manager, it seems to be called the 'love management system'......"

"I am ......"

The orange system replied shyly after hearing what Wan Lin's system said.

Systems: "...... Huh? ”

The processors of all systems seem to be a bit overwhelmed with this kind of thing.

Systems: "Eh!!"

By the time all the systems had reacted, the orange-red system had once again turned shy pink.

Wan Lin's system is incredible: "I remember that incident happened 270,000 years ago!" Haven't you broken up or soulbound yet?! ”

"I didn't ...... There is no ......"

The system seemed really shy and stammered in reply.

The singles system around was shocked!

"Two hundred and seventy thousand years! So much time just for falling in love? Is it necessary for a simple soul binding to drag on for so long! ”

Most of the people who say this kind of thing are "envious factions" who know some things, they only know that soul binding will allow the system to obtain the world origin at the disposal of the world manager, and other things are not very clear.

But the "sympathetic" system knows a lot about this "love management system" that is at odds with the world manager.

Falling in love with a world manager has always been a very dangerous act......

The obstruction of the laws of heaven......

Stipulated by the System Association......

Inherently different......

And......

In the psychological counseling room of the "Time and Space Administration", a special "patient" came.

"Doctor ......"

The patient looked like an ordinary human being, but his handsome face was full of endless sadness.

"I ...... I made a mistake that I can never forgive myself......"

"I didn't stop that guy......"

The handsome man covered his face, seemingly filled with endless sadness.

Sitting across from him was a woman with green slime hair, wearing a standard white lab coat with a stethoscope and ...... in her pocket Injectable sedatives and anti-wolf sprays that are universal for all species.

It seems that this doctor has encountered particularly difficult patients before.

"Sir, don't blame yourself for it, let's talk about you first......

Slam stretched out his hand and motioned for the grieving world manager to control his emotions.

She grabbed the man's hand and soothed the heart of the world's stewards with a "spiritual comfort" ability unique to their world's slime race.

In fact, Slam is a slime psychiatrist, who specializes in various psychological problems and psychological counseling.

Because of her excellent spiritual comfort skills, she was appreciated by the Temporal Authority, so he became a psychological counselor at the transit station of the Temporal Authority.

But to be honest, Slam felt that she was really cheated......

Every day she faces some big guys with strange personalities and strong people whose identities and strength are not weak, which makes her worried for the first few days of her coming, always afraid that these big guys will come to her for trouble because of some trivial things.

But then she found out that only some of the various second generations who have a lost achievement will be vexatious in all kinds of ways, and the real boss will never deal with a slime.

But Slam will still unconsciously put a dose of sedative and anti-wolf spray on his body, in case he encounters some weirdos.

It's like the manager of the world in front of you......

It's weird too......

No, no, no, it should be said that it is......

It's so infatuated......

Herta, the steward of the world, was extremely sad and remorseful about what he blamed and regretted......

She ...... I call her Xiao Ai, but in fact she is called 'Relationship Management System', and she has been my lover for many years......"

"We've had hundreds of thousands of years of fun together......"

As he spoke, Hertha laughed as he recalled his first meeting with Xiao Ai......

……

Herta smiled at the system in front of him that had entered his world.

"What's your name?"

Xiao Ai replied a little timidly.

"I ...... I'm just ...... right now Just an initial system, and ...... There is no system category of its own yet...... No name ...... either."

"You...... What do you want to do, I ...... I'm ...... But it's amazing! ”

At that time, Hertha was just an ordinary world manager, and the world she managed was also just an ordinary sub-universe.

And at that time, Herta was also a novice world manager, and he looked like a little chubby, so Xiao Ai saw him reaching out and planning to grab him, thinking that this world manager was going to absorb him.

But unexpectedly, Hertha did not absorb her love as an outsider like ordinary world managers, but instead gave her a name......

"Look at you like this, it's probably also a female system, so I'll give you a cute name......

Herta smiled and stroked the somewhat frizzy system.

"From now on, your name will be called 'Love Management System', which is responsible for finding a partner for the darlings of this world......"

With that, Herta gently kissed the "love management system".

"So...... I'll ask you for more advice in the future, little love~"

It was at that time that Xiao Ai fell in love with this novice world manager with a chubby face, and wholeheartedly found a partner for the darling of this world, so as to improve the level of the world and the origin of the world.

But......

They forgot one thing......

"We ...... I didn't know it at the time, but it turned out to be ...... The love affair between the world manager and the system...... It is not allowed by the world......"

Ai's mood became very low, and she continued.

"Later...... Every five hundred years, there will be a thunder tribulation between us, and it is also the 'Silent World Destroying Thunder Tribulation' that the Heavenly Dao specializes in dealing with the world managers......"

Hearing this, the mood of the "sympathizers" also went down.

"......That's right," one of the systems continued, through Ai's words, "and the 'system association' we belong to refuses to help us ...... because of this kind of thing."

"We can only work with the World Administrators to fight against this world-destroying thunder from the Endless Void......"

"But...... But ......"

Almost all the "sympathetic" systems could not help but cry in a low voice.

"We don't want our loved ones to suffer this endless pain and suffering......"

"We can only leave them......"

"Or wait until the 440,000-year thunderstorm period has passed......

"We don't want our loved ones to suffer for 440,000 years, we don't want them to be threatened with death and annihilation!"

The rest of the system couldn't help but express deep sympathy for them when they heard them say such sad words.

"Don't be sad, at least you loved it too...... Happy ...... too"

Wan Lin also burst into tears when he heard this story.

"Woo woo woo~"

"It's really touching......"

But Naia said at this time, "Don't you really think about it...... If they knew that you left voluntarily, would they be worse off than dead? ”

"You know...... The world managers will only fall in love with one of their favorite people for the rest of their lives, until the destruction of the world they manage......"

All systems were silent.

Sabu eats potato chips and reads gossip.

Yog looked at Naia, who occasionally said a serious reminder, and continued to lie on the sofa without saying a word, playing MC with the notebook (which the system gave to Yog because he was happy at first).

"Anyway, the randomness of this game and the game leakage (special) hole (sex) are really beyond my expectations~"

Yog, who is an avatar, sighed as he looked at Steve, who had been digging in front of the computer screen for half an hour without finding a single diamond.

"It seems that I have turned off my omniscient ability and it is really interesting~"