Chapter 119: Communication Between Smart People

After Azathos brought Satan and Lucifer to the inn, the atmosphere of the inn became noticeably more cheerful.

In particular, the stupid Wan Lin, who had not yet awakened, looked at the room full of legendary creatures and god incarnations and true gods, and kept running to them to ask them.

At this moment, Satan has been forced to mortgage the sword in his hand, just to prevent the Space-Time Administration and the Heavenly Dao that originally controlled him from finding him, after all, there are so many incarnations of powerful beings here, it is always safe...... Right?

I don't know if it's an illusion, he always feels that there is a burning gaze staring at him, like being targeted by some monster!

At this moment, the "monster" Shabu was thinking in his heart whether this red dragon should be braised or steamed.

The Star Eater Ape and the Star Core Dog lay on the motionless uncle, looking at these two guys who looked like they should not be weak, and they also felt that the saliva in their mouths was secreting wildly.

But it's a pity that they can't beat Satan now, otherwise it is estimated that they will think about how to make the red dragon delicious like Shabu.

Wan Lin stared at the fallen angel with black wings and asked him, "What is hell like?"

"Isn't it as descriptive as those anime, TV series, and novels?"

"Is there that kind of magma lake and magma sea full of magma? Is there one of those tall castles located in hell? Is there a ......?"

In the face of Wan Lin's chatter, Lucifer is simply going crazy!

This guy who originally fought back and forth with himself turned out to be a chatterbox!

Or is it that the guy I fought before was not him at all!

"Alas......"

Sighing lightly, Lucifer under the fence still answered Wan Lin's question.

……

"That's it! Morty, hurry up and put this helmet on, let's enter the 'chat group' created by this high-dimensional being, and then give him ...... Belch! It's black! Kill all the creatures inside! ”

Rick was armed with a lot of high-tech weapons and a powerful computer virus in the USB flash drive in his hand, and now he was stuffing the helmet that could enter the chat group into Morty's arms.

"Uh...... Rick? What the hell are we going to do now? ”

Morty, who had thought their first adventure would be easy, was a little flustered.

"Are we going to go on that weird chat group for our first adventure?"

Hearing Morty's question, Rick tossed him a particle beam gun and said to Morty in a frenzy, "Adventure? No! If we TMD want to take the risk, we're going to blow up this mommy Falk chat group! Hiccup ~ blow him up completely! Leave no mouth alive! ”

"The guy who was confused by this chat group disturbed our adventure! Hiccup~"

"Quick...... Hurry up! Hiccup~"

Rick put on his helmet and typed a message into the chat groupβ€”

Rick: "Hey! Bichi! I'm going to go to your world and kill you! Hurry up and wash your little OO! My Big O is about to get ready to go! Hiccup~"

Morty: "Rick...... I still don't think I can do it......"

Rick: "I got it!" You just plug this USB flash drive into the ...... Uhh Why can't this chat group be closed! Our plans are almost all out of the way! ”

Rick: "Go O! Bichi! Wait a minute, lick my big O's ba! Hahaha! ”

Saying this, Rick also took a temporary photo with his middle finger up, and a sentence was written under the photo-

"I call this 'peace'!"

System: Group member "Rick" was banned by the group leader "Azathoth" for three days.

Tomie Kawakami: "...... Anyway, this group member is really a little crazy. ”

Crazy Dave: "Hahaha! He's just like me! Hahaha! ”

Angel: "Lonely, lonely, miserable, this is the true portrayal of his heart......"

Jeff the Killer: "What if you become the smartest person in the universe?" It's not like you're in endless pain! ”

Lumberjack: "Yay? I didn't expect Jeff to say such a profound truth? ”

Killer Jeff: "I went to YouTube to see other people's comments copied, but this comment is indeed the most in line with Rick's image."

Azathoth: "No, no, no! This comment is not enough to sum him up. ”

Azathoth: "The wiser you are, the more you suffer pain that is incomprehensible to ordinary people, and you can't talk to anyone."

Azathoth: "That's the sentence that best fits Rick's true portrayal."

Whitebeard: "Does the stupider it seems to be, the happier the happier?"

Crazy Dave: "Hahaha! No! I'm so happy! ”

Azathoth: "@η–―η‹‚ηš„ζˆ΄ε€«, a smile never hides pain, and your wisdom is the same as Rick's."

Mad Dave: "......"

Mad Dave: "Ugh...... In fact, I also thought about escaping from this world and ending this never-ending suffering forever......"

Rip Girl: "Don't do stupid things, death won't solve everything, I've tried......"

Tomie Kawakami: "Death is often the most difficult thing to solve, but he can't solve the things that seem 'easy', in fact, neither death nor death is a kind of suffering."

Crazy Dave: "Hahaha! Then I heard about the taco and I kept looking for him! ”

Flying Squirrel: "Sure enough, the more powerful or intelligent beings are, the more they want to be simple?"

Flying Squirrel: "It's like I just want to taste the deliciousness of my food."

Killer Jeff: "Show off!" Flying squirrel, you must be showing off! ”

Flying Squirrel: "Please call me Ainz!"

Killer Jeff: "Flying Squirrel!"

Flying Squirrel: "Ainz!"

Killer Jeff: "Flying Squirrel!"

Flying Squirrel: "Silence warning!"

Killer Jeff: "...... Brother Ainz! ”

Flying Squirrel: "Well, that's good!"

Rip Girl: "The above are two hidden teases in a conversation."

Tomie Kawakami: "Hmm! No problem! ”

Lamp God: "What do you mean?"

……

Thor: "Ah~ The hangover is really uncomfortable! Huh? What is it? ”

Thor: "Is the magic still there?"

Whitebeard: "Congratulations! We have one more ninth-level member in this chat group! I'm afraid that in the future, the group owner will no longer be the strongest existence in the entire chat group! ”

Thor: "Huh? What? Anyway, what are these things? My Mjournier put it there! I'm going to beat the guy who unleashed this magic on me! ”

Thor: "Found it!" Die to the great Thor! You daring elves or wizards! Ha! Look at my power of thunder! ”

Rip Girl: "......"

Rip Girl: "Why do I think this guy is a secondary disease?"

Thor: "What! My thunder power is useless against this thing! ”

Thor: "Made! If you have the ability, you can come out and fight me! ”

Flying Squirrel: "...... He's crazy. ”

The ramen was delicious: "What happened?"

……

In the PVZ world, Dave is basking in the sun in the Big Wave Beach World.

"Bib, crooked Bibab."

("Penny, give me a glass of water.") )

"Beep-beep."

("Get it yourself.") )

(Note: The following conversations are translated into a language that normal humans can understand.) )

Hearing Penny's words, Dave jerked up from his beach chair.

"Penny! How did you become so disobedient! ”

"I don't have hands!"

Penny retorted innocently.

"And you didn't think about designing a pair of hands for me to serve you!"

As a car, Penny wasn't fitted with too elaborate bionic anthropomorphic mechanics by Dave, which made her completely incapable of performing actions such as "pouring water".

"Ah...... Never mind! I'll pour myself a glass of lemonade! ”

Scratching his beard, Dave went to Penny's garden to find the card of the strong sour lemon.

Now Dave has figured out this way of converting plant seeds into cards to replant them.

"Poof! Burst! ”

The sudden appearance of a strong tart lemon spits out two sour bubbles.

"Poof!"

"Whew!"

The popping bubbles corroded a large hole in the scattered pieces of ordinary seaweed on the beach, and it looked like a very strong acid!

But Dave placed the glass in his hand close to the straw above Lemon's head and slapped it with his big furry hand.

"Spit on!"

The little lemon tightened, and then squirted out of the straw a puff of lemon juice that looked so sour.

Taking out a shovel to shovel the lemon off, Dave ran to Penny's car again and poured a little cool mineral water into the cup in his hand.

Take out the straw and stir it, and a cool smell emanates from the cup.

"Ah~ cool!"

After drinking this glass of lemonade, Dave plans to continue going out in the sun.

However, no sooner had he come down from Penny than he saw two men......

Morty, who saw Dave, hurriedly called Rick, who was squatting on the ground and didn't know what to do, "Uh...... Rick! Get up and take a look? ”

Rick, who was holding the corroded kelp on the ground and looking up, looked up impatiently at Morty's shout.

"What? Morty? ”

Then the three pairs of eyes looked at each other in embarrassment.

After a brief silence, Rick immediately asked Morty, "Morty! Fast! Shoot the guy right now! ”

Morty, who was holding a laser, refused in a cold sweat on his head: "I...... I...... I can't! I can't kill! ”

"Competent...... You...... Here you go! ”

Rick, who continued to collect all kinds of shells and seaweed on the ground, said to Morty without looking up, "You have to do it!" Because I still have to collect biological specimens from this world to study! ”

"Rick! Those are just very ordinary shells and seaweed! ”

Morty, who was slow to launch, yelled at Rick, who was slowly picking up shells.

Dave, who was a little wary, squatted down and looked at Rick, who was picking up shells, and said, "Ubbibab? Babbiba! ”

Rick, who was concentrating on picking up shells, heard Dave's words and agreed, "Oh! You're right! He didn't know the meaning of science in order to explore the mysteries of other things. ”

Stunned, Morty put down so many weapons in his hand and body, and asked suspiciously at the two people who were squatting on the ground and talking: "Rick? What the hell are you talking about? Why can't I understand a word? ”

Rick looked up and responded, "Oh! This guy speaks a self-made language, and to be honest, he's very smart, maybe...... Hiccup~ Maybe we can let you go! Hahaha~"

The last paragraph is used by Rick to tease Dave, it seems that his relationship with Dave should become more harmonious, at least Rick can talk to Dave normally.

"Babi Babu, Biba Buba!"

"Hahaha! I also think that weapon should be equipped with a neutron processing device, which can be very effective in extending its life and power."

"Rui crooked meat ~ Babi Buba!"

"Oh! Yes, yes, it's true that vodka is a little better, and for this reason I plan to find the raw materials to brew ......."

"By the way, this grandson of mine is a super stupid beep, and I'm always afraid that he will accidentally hang up when he solves you this time, so I made a clone for him a long time ago." Rick uttered the words in an extremely low voice, seemingly unheard by Morty.

However, to Rick's surprise, the modified car behind Dave unexpectedly spoke in English.

"It seems that you still care about your grandson!"

"Wow! Artificial intelligence! ”

Morty, who had learned a lot from Rick, was only a little surprised when faced with the car that could speak human words, and he did not lose his temper.

"Her name is Penny! It's like my daughter, and our relationship is as harmonious as that between you and your grandfather. ”

To his surprise, Dave was actually speaking to Morty in English this time.

"Humph! How can this little fool live in harmony with me! ”

"Bubiribi."

"I'm not duplicitous!"

Listening to the inexplicable conversation between the two of them, Morty moved outward, as if he couldn't understand the communication of these "smart people".