Chapter 120: Thor and Loki

(Note: The following has been translated)

Dave asks Rick, "Why do you want to kill the others?"

Rick responded, "Because I don't want to be part of any organization, I should be alone as Rick."

"They say you're smart." Dave leaned on Penny shirtless and said, "It's the leader of our group who told me ......"

"You're not stupid, at least your IQ is much better than theirs, and you killed me when you didn't talk to me directly."

"You know, there are seventy people in the universe who want to kill me every day, and it's really a wise choice that you didn't want to kill me."

Listening to Rick's slightly sarcastic words, Dave said in English, "But all of them think you're lonely and miserable......"

Rick's hand picking up the shell was slightly stunned, and just as he was about to say something, Morty on the side stepped forward and said, "How is it possible!" Rick says he's the smartest person in the universe, and he's not unsmiling! ”

"Our group leader said, 'A smile never hides pain,'......" Dave was still speaking in English this time.

Morty was stunned for a moment, not knowing what to say next to refute, as if he had nothing to refute.

"Hidden beneath your alcohol-filled body is a broken heart full of numbness and pain," Dave said, "and the more you learn the truth, the more unhappy you become, so we sometimes really envy those carefree dementia fools......"

This...... Dave used the language he used to talk to Rick......

Rick was silent for a long time, and after putting the last shell in his pocket, he stood up and spoke.

"I gave up on ......"

"What?" Morty asked Rick in great confusion, "Rick! What the hell are you thinking? One moment you're going to kill them, and the next you're going to give up! Can you be a little precise about the purpose and the reply to me? ”

Seemingly angry, Morty's tone seemed a little angry.

But Rick didn't care, he just said simply, "I lost!" I won't insult the group owner or anyone else anymore, this chat group is worth joining! ”

"Rick?"

As if sensing Rick's inexplicable emotions, Morty silently followed Rick and left the world.

Dave was left alone standing on the beach with a smile on his face......

……

After returning to his original world, Morty looked at Rick and asked, "Rick? Why did you just give up? I remember you saying that you will stop at nothing to achieve your ends......"

Before Morty could finish speaking, Rick poured the shells on the lab and said, "But there are some purposes that are completely unnecessary."

"His intelligence is about the same as mine, and we can say that we are completely the same kind of people."

With that, Rick pulled out a series of tools to dissect these shell-type unidentified lifeforms.

Morty was a little confused, so he had to go back to his room and do something to calm down......

Do your homework, of course!

Don't think about it~

……

In a huge palace in the extremely ornate Nordic style, there is a big man with red hair and a red beard wielding a hammer around.

The big man in leather armor still had an electric glow on his hammer.

"Where?"

"Where! Where are you? ”

Seemingly annoyed, Thor had broken eleven vases, seven chairs, and three marble columns.

Now his mouth is constantly yelling into the air around him: "Damn it! Who the hell dares to trick the great Thor God! ”

"It's Loki, right?"

"It's Loki! It must have been Loki's goddamn guy! ”

"It must be Loki!"

As if he knew something, Thor ran straight out of the palace that belonged to him.

For that "uncle", Thor is disdainful in his heart!

(Note: In Norse mythology, Loki is Odin's sworn brother, with a sinister and cunning personality, often speaking out against the gods, a god of mischief and trickery, and a god of fire)

He's a wall-to-wall grass! Whoever helps him will be good to whom! And he often speaks out against himself, the hero of the Aesir Protoss!

He's a giant! And he also gave birth to three children with the giantess!

And all of them symbolize misfortune or extreme danger!

(Note: Loki and the giantess's three offspring are Fenrir the Wolf, who killed Odin in Ragnarok; The "earthly python" JΓΆrmungad, who died with Thor in Ragnarok; Hela, the "goddess of death", is not mentioned to survive Ragnarok. )

(Note: Oh!) By the way, Thor was also born to the main god Odin and another giantess. )

He definitely did it! As a god of pranks and trickery, he loves to do this kind of thing!

At this moment, Thor is heading to the place where his titular "uncle", the "god of pranks and tricks" Loki, lives!

……

Loki didn't reveal that he had killed Badr at this time, or that he hadn't killed Badr at all, so he still lived in his palace.

At the moment, he is planning what to do in the next prank.

"Did you cut Odin's beard and grow it back?"

"Or hide Thor's hammer in a place he doesn't know about for a long time to find?"

Truth be told, in fact, all of Loki's initial pranks were well-intentioned, and he never harmed anyone's interests.

It's like Naruto back then.

His prank was just to get the attention of the gods, he just wanted to fit in here as a giant.

But......

However, he has been ostracized by the gods, and eventually he indirectly leads to the "Ragnarok" that causes many gods to return to dust.

In essence, Loki and Naruto are almost in the same category, but it's a pity that Loki is not the so-called "Chosen One".

Even though he has done many great things, he is still called an "evil god" by the gods, and even caused "Ragnarok......

"Bump!"

Loki's palace has been kicked open!

It was none other than Thor, the god of thunder he wanted to spoof later.

"Ah~ don't come unharmed, Thor."

As if he had known that Thor was coming to his palace, Loki held his chin with one hand and the other on the table to "welcome".

"Don't come unharmed?"

Thor had a bruise on his head, seemingly dissatisfied with Loki's attitude.

"Say! How can I get rid of the trouble you've inflicted on me! ”

Looking at the translucent blue light curtain that kept popping up strange information in front of him, Thor held up his hammer and said to Loki, who was a little unexpected.

"What? I haven't set out to cast magic on you yet! ”

Loki slapped the table, and his handsome face was filled with endless doubts.

"I don't remember that I cast a prank spell on you recently or even earlier!"

Looking at Loki's sworn eyes, how could Thor believe it! After all, he swore by it more than once, but later found out that he still made the matter!

"Just because you don't remember doesn't mean you didn't do it! This isn't the first time! ”

Thor, who had been holding the hammer, yelled at Loki.

"But I really didn't put magic on you this time!"

Loki is going crazy!

In the face of this stubborn god, Loki really doesn't know how to explain it.

"Anyway, what's wrong with you to suspect that I put a spoof magic on you! I don't see a trace of magic in you! ”

He hadn't started to act yet, but this guy ran over first and said that he had cast magic on him?

Thinking about it this way, it looks like it's just here to find fault!

Annoyed, Thor stretched out his other hand and pointed at the air, saying, "This is it! Do you dare to say it's not magic! ”

Loki paused for a moment, his eyes full of confusion and doubt.

It was a long time before Loki stood up and touched Thor's forehead with his hand.

"You don't have a fever?" Loki said, "Besides, God doesn't get mentally ill......"

"I'm not sick!"

It seems that Loki is playing himself like a monkey, and Thor is even angrier!

"It's right in front of my eyes......"

"Don't be vexatious!"

Loki wasn't a coward, and he couldn't have let Thor mess around in his palace!

"If you have the ability, you can go to Odin!"

"Let him see if you've really fallen under my spell! You fat stupid pig who can't even withstand the Rainbow Bridge! ”

(Note: Thor is too heavy to collapse the Rainbow Bridge, so he is the only Aesir in Norse mythology who is not allowed or able to cross the Rainbow Bridge.) )

"You!"

Annoyed, Thor raised his hammer with the intention of killing the "future evil god" in front of him.

Looking at Thor's movements, Loki, who dared to speak out to the main god Odin, said: "If you have the ability, you can use it to kill me!" You must know that this Mjournier of yours is still given to you by me! You ungrateful fool! ”

(Note: Thor's Hammer was won by Loki when he made a bet with the Dwarves, and it is also possible that Loki asked the Dwarves to forge it for Thor after he won, as an apology for his own spoof.) )

Hearing Loki's words, Thor's anger instantly disappeared, because he knew that Loki, who was outspoken at this time, would not lie, and it was possible that he had really wronged him.

"Humph!"

However, for the sake of face, Thor was unwilling to apologize after all, and finally left Loki's territory in a fit of rage.

"Bump!"

Finally, he slammed the door shut.

Loki:......

Loki: Mad's retardation!

……

Back in his palace, Thor plans to take a good look at what the hell this wacky "chat group" is!

How dare you cast such an inexplicable spell on my Thor!

Tomie Kawakami: "Leader, I don't know much about Norse mythology, what is that 'Ragnarok' caused by Loki?" Can you elaborate on that? ”

Thor: "What? What the hell is Ragnarok? Made: Even if Loki got on a bull, this kind of thing can't happen! ”

System: Group member "Thor" was banned for one minute by the administrator "Flying Squirrel".

Flying Squirrel: "Ahem! Please don't use those tiger and wolf words in the new group, there are still some underage children in our group. ”

The ramen is delicious: "A minor child who is on a D-class mission came to report!"

Killer Jeff: "Who's small!" Believe it or not, I'm bigger than you when I pull it out! ”

Flying Squirrel: "......"

Lamp God: "...... I want to ask if a skeleton has that thing? Anyway, I just finished watching the flying squirrel anime, and I really don't know some of the settings in it. ”

Rift: "It's coming!" There is an honest man among us! ”

Whitebeard: "It's rare!"

Lamp God: "???"

Trembling tornado: "Scarce resource."

Tomie Kawakami: "Just like you."

Trembling Tornado: "......"

Overlord of the Universe: "It's not your fault that 'mediocre' is the fault of this world!"

Tom: "It's the whole world's fault!"

Jerry: "Let's rule over humanity!"

Angel: "Ulla!"

Azathoth: "Hey, hey, hey! Am I going to send you some anime? Why did they all become so middle two! ”

Azathoth: "And! John, what the hell is going on with you?! ”

Angel: "Ahem! I'm sorry, but Mr. Hemerkbo brought me a homeless old man as a companion, saying that it was to relieve me of my loneliness. ”

Azathoth: "Actually, I think he must have caught a cold......

Lumberjack: "Got a cold?"

Lumberjack: "White and black?"

Lumberjack: "Sudden thought is terrifying......"

Rip Girl: "Why can't I understand?"

Lumberjack: "I mean, there's a name for a cold medicine...... It's called white and black! ”

Everyone: "......"

Everyone: "Fine...... It's scary to think about it......"

Angel: "...... Group leader, let's not make such jokes! I don't think Hemerkbo next to me is looking at me right! To be honest, I was a little panicked! ”

Tomie Kawakami: "Anyway, aren't we talking about the mythical 'Ragnarok' again?" Why are you talking about this kind of place again? ”