I put the little muduri into the flower pot, and looked back at Shidan, only to see that Shidan was covered with wounds, one by one, plum blossom shaped, and became "plum blossom Hun Mulu".

I stroked the pattern on it, "Why did you bite me like this?

Shidan squeaked, looking extremely aggrieved.

"I also blame you, I see that you can't get your hands on robbing? Can't you be gentlemen and gentlemen? Why are you acting like a robber? This time there is a lesson, when you are greedy and want to rob, think about the lesson of Little Muduri this time, besides, this meat is not for you, isn't yours a fish? How can you start grabbing meat? I'll go get you fish. ”

As I spoke, I stood up, walked to the refrigerator, put the meat of the mumuri in the freezer, and then went to the freezer to look for the fish.

It's really the same as when the flower is compatible, all the corners in the refrigerator have been searched, and there is no shadow of the fish, and even the convenient bag that I brought when I bought the fish is gone.

I bought 10 fish, fed one in the supermarket, and came back...... Could it be that when I was away, Shidan opened the refrigerator and ate it secretly?

Then it's a god? There's nothing to hide.

The point is, what to feed it now? There are no fish, no wonder it starts to grab other people's meat, and it knows in its heart: you said to get fish for me, but there is no fish in the refrigerator at all, where do you go to get it?

Go to the supermarket tomorrow, go to work at eight o'clock in the supermarket, and be busy tomorrow, don't forget it.

As soon as I looked at the time, it was 8:20, and the supermarket would close in ten minutes, and I looked outside, it was calm, and I hurried to go, maybe there was still time, so I ran out in a vest and underwear, barefoot, and with a house key and a wallet in my hand.

My house is very close to the supermarket, two blocks, plus I run fast, and when I ran to the supermarket, the store manager just asked her clerks to close the store.

"Wait, wait, I'll buy some fish for my Shidan, other counters can be cleaned up, don't clean up the fresh meat cabinet first!"

They all looked at me dumbfounded, thinking that I was a psychopath, sick.

People often think that people who are poorly dressed and speak quickly are neurotic, but they don't know that they are really in a hurry and have no time to dress neatly.

Like I am, I'm going to put on my pants, tie my belt, and pull up my shoes, and it's going to be too late.

Actually, my panties are reasonable, they are the kind of briefs with a leg and a head, not the kind of briefs with a groove, or dark blue, if it's hot tomorrow, I'll wear my panties to the street and see what I can do, really, all the fuss!

I went to the fresh meat cabinet and saw that there were still seven or eight small fish on the ice, and I said to the lanky waiter, "Load them all up for me." ”

The guy was wary of me, but I could see that he was overjoyed - if I didn't buy the fish to-day, and leave it overnight, even though it was chilled, it would be spoiled, smelly, and thrown away.

Thank you for being a madman, you probably wish everyone was crazy, and everyone didn't even wear a pair of panties, just naked, and you wouldn't care.

However, there was a woman in her thirties who was quite shameless, and she dared to look at my place! She thought that no one noticed her when she had slipped away, but in fact, she had already let me see it.

It's a friend, believe me: in the face of a person, you'd better look at him (her), don't blindly "search", in fact, your vision is crooked, it will be captured: when you are sideways, don't look from top to bottom, especially next to you is a woman in low-cut clothes, you must not look from top to bottom, you originally thought it was nothing, but it was already photographed by whom, posted on the Internet, lost the old man, and thought about us too much!

Once, when I came out of urinating at school, the third child squeezed me in the corner and asked me, "What did you look down at just now?"

I just remembered that the third child and I had urinated side by side just now. Thanks to my cleverness and good talk, I replied to him a word that made him speechless.

I said, "Do you think there's anything nice down there for you?"

If someone responds to the old man like me, you may not feel anything, but what you are afraid of is that you don't know what others say, and others will definitely say it.

Especially on the Internet, the number of clicks is jumping up, do you say that you are not on fire?

It's nothing if we're ordinary people, but we're a corner, shame!

Don't you see those famous stars, directors, and actresses are a little stiff? That's all reminding yourself thousands of times in your heart: Don't look around, don't let people shoot!

Eight small fish, six taels per catty, eight yuan and nine cents and six.

When I got to the cash register, I gave her ten dollars, and she asked me for one dollar. I waited to find a penny, and she looked at me, "I'm sorry, sir, there's no pennies, you remember, you'll find it tomorrow when you come to buy something." ”

I said magnanimously, "You round it up, you don't have to look for it, a 'sir' is not worth a quarter of a penny!"

The people around him and the cashier laughed.

The cashier pretended to be a girl and stuttered and smiled, his eyes scanning me in all directions, and finally ripped off my underwear.

How could these women be more shameless than the other, and in full view of the public, how dare they play such a hooligan?

The supermarket's plaque is illuminated with six advertising lights, which illuminates the front of their door while illuminating the plaque.

I walked out of the supermarket door and saw a woman walking from north to south, I only saw the side of this woman, and the words "Chen Guiyan" flashed in my mind.

Does she live here too? My dad bought her a house in our neighborhood, or not far from ours?

The house is 15 or 60 square meters, with three bedrooms, two living rooms, two bathrooms and one kitchen, her parents live in one room, her brother lives in one room, and she lives in one room by herself. My dad is going, so I'm going to live in her house.

I hurried two steps to catch up, and the woman looked back at me and quickened her pace. Actually, I didn't mean anything else, I just wanted to see what she looked like. She glanced back just now, but, at that time, her face was in shadow, not to mention, as soon as she turned around, I was a little panicked, I didn't look carefully, I chased after her.

The woman saw me chasing after her, and ran away.

Run, how can you run past me?

Fellow women, in this case, running, is the stupidest thing to do.

I don't know.

She couldn't outrun me, so she simply stopped, gasping, and shook her head like a stage to face me.

"You, you're not Chen Guiyan?"

Because, the gap between Chen Guiyan, who looks like Zhao Feiyan and Zhao Feiyan, is too big.

She gasped and said, "Big brother, Chen Guiyan just passed. ”

I hurriedly asked, "Which one?!"

The woman said, "Over there, in a dress." ”

I saw a man in a dress in front of me, and I chased after him.