Chapter 57: Once Upon a Time in Mance

"Come on...... Jiang Xun, let's go...... Go one. Professor Mance said with his tongue wide open.

"Professor, you're drunk, don't drink it." The Latin girl, Selma, tries to snatch Professor Mance's glass.

"You know the, I'm ...... I'm not drunk, I said ...... Called the captain of the puppet, even is ...... It's Momoni...... The captain of the Yaya, no...... No...... It's your professor. Mance was too drunk to speak, but Thelma was stunned to snatch the glass out of his hand.

The glass was knocked over in the scramble, and before the wine hit the ground, Professor Mance rolled over and lay on the ground in a tiger landing position, stretched out his tongue to catch the wine, and slammed his mouth and said, "Tut-tut, good wine, I'...... I'm not drunk...... Can I still drink...... Drink ......"

Then Mance Rundstedt, known for his military demeanor and strict style, fell drunk on the floor and snored.

Jiang Xun took a crazy picture of Mance with his mobile phone like a professional paparazzi, and with these black histories, the course taught by Professor Mance is estimated to be stable.

Thelma covered her face with an expression that I didn't recognize the guy on the ground.

But in the end, there was no way, after all, it was her teacher, and it was impossible for him to sleep on the floor all the time, and the slender Latin girl carried the burly Professor Mance from the ground and sent him back to his room.

Professor Mance, as a powerful half-blood, could not have been drunk like this.

But Jiang Xun made this guy a little bad, and when he served the wine, he ostensibly said that he was thinking about the professor's body, and drinking too much liquor hurt his body, so let him drink some beer and red wine to slow down.

In fact, a mixed mix of red, white, and beer will not buffer at all, but will speed up the absorption of alcohol.

Beer and red wine have a relatively low alcohol concentration and there is nothing wrong with drinking them alone, but they should never be mixed with white wines with high alcohol content.

Like histamine in beer, when beer is ingested into the stomach and small intestine, the histamine in beer dilates the capillaries on the stomach wall and small intestine wall, thereby accelerating the absorption of alcohol and increasing the concentration of ethanol in the blood rapidly.

In addition, the chlorogenic acid and carbon dioxide in beer can promote alcohol absorption, and the principle of red wine is similar.

For the first time in his life, Professor Mance was as drunk as a dead dog, thanks to the bad guy Jiang Xun.

Jiang Xun was a little cautious about revenge, Captain Mance was a stubborn old fellow, and he looked like a middle-aged man because of his bloodline and regular exercise.

Mance has always been dissatisfied with the management model of the academy, and wants to make the Kassel Academy a real military academy, training students to be highly executing soldiers, believing that only in this way can the Terrans have a better chance of winning the war against the dragons.

Mance saw that Jiang Xun, a guy who likes to touch fish, was very unpleasant, and from time to time he reprimanded Jiang Xun with a broken mouth, Jiang Xun's violent temper went back directly, and the two had to quarrel every day or two.

In fact, Jiang Xun didn't hate Professor Mance, on the contrary, he actually respected him very much in his heart.

One day, after Jiang Xun and Professor Mance had a fight, Professor Mance slammed the door and left.

Selma walked over and handed Jiang Xun a pour of juice and comforted: "Okay, don't be angry, Professor Mance has entered menopause, and sometimes he doesn't speak so well, you bear with it." ”

"Thank you," Jiang Xun took a big sip of juice, and the anger in his heart calmed down, he looked at Selma and asked strangely: "This old guy Mance is really annoying, I feel like I'm going crazy after staying with him for half a month, Selma, you are a student of the old guy Mance, how did you get over the past few years?" Have you considered changing mentors? ”

"Professor Mance is actually a very nice guy." Thelma whispered.

"Good?" Jiang Xun almost squirted out a mouthful of juice, he looked at Selma suspiciously, does this Latin girl paper have Stockholm syndrome, right?

Stockholm syndrome refers to a complex in which the victim of a crime has feelings for the offender and even helps the offender in turn. This emotion causes the victim to have a favorable impression of the perpetrator, a sense of dependence, and even assistance to the perpetrator.

Sister paper, do you want to consider seeing a psychiatrist, Jiang Xun complained in his heart.

"What a nice person," Selma emphasized, and opened herself a can of juice, holding the jar in both hands, biting the straw, sucking the juice in small sips, and falling into the memory.

Jiang Xun looked at her and didn't speak, suspecting that she had dropped the line, and stretched out his hand to shake it in front of her eyes.

"I'm sorry, I just got distracted," Selma apologized.

"It's okay, it's okay."

"Then let me go on, Professor Mance is really a very good person, and half of his rest time except for classes and missions is spent on training, including physical fitness and fighting, firearms and speech and spirit control exercises."

"What about the other half?" Jiang Xun thought about the workaholic look of Mance on weekdays, even if Selma said that Mance didn't rest at all, he believed it day and night.

"The other half of the time is spent taking care of stray kittens, puppies and volunteering at orphanages."

Jiang Xun recalled Mance's serious face, that figure was more burly than a special soldier, he was completely a profiteering, and he thought that his usual hobby was a terrorist.

I didn't expect this guy to be a volunteer in private, and what's even more incredible is that he will take care of small animals, shouldn't this guy's entertainment be to blast the bison's head with a large-caliber revolver?

"Senior sister, you really didn't fool me?" Jiang Xun was a little incredible.

Thelma shook her head, "Rundstedt is the surname of a German family, a famous dragon slayer family, and there have been many dragon slaying heroes. But heroes, they are generally called heroes when they die, and basically none of the people in their family can enjoy their old age in peace, almost all of them died in the war with dragons, including Professor Mance's only son, who also disappeared in a dragon tomb a few years ago, and there is no news so far, the academy has calculated that it is almost impossible to survive, and his wife was deeply affected by this incident, and her original condition worsened, and she also died soon after. ”

Full of loyalty, Jiang Xun thought of this word.

There was some pain in Selma's eyes, "I've been to Professor Mance's house, it's a big villa, and there is a big room as an honor room, which contains the remains of the dragon slayer heroes of the Rundstedt family, including Professor Mance's son, can you imagine that feeling?" ”

"How can you not be lonely in a huge house, only you are a living person? So when the professor sees stray kittens and puppies, he will pick them up and take care of them, and why I know about the professor's volunteer work in the orphanage, because I happen to be the child in the orphanage. ”

Thelma laughed, as if she had thought of something interesting.