301, you're a smart fart [1/2]

In fact, Yi Yun was really cheated, and after those chaotic, unorganized and undisciplined beggars rushed for a while, they suddenly ran back again, gathered at the gate of the population market, and asked Taishi Xiaohua in a gossipy manner...... You told us to go to Hangzhou to fight the Japanese invaders, we really want to go, in the era of peace, we can beg for food while going over, now the south of the Yangtze River is in chaos, the residents along the way have moved to avoid trouble, we just need to go out of Suzhou will not be able to eat, there is no way to go!"

"Yes, yes, helper, we don't usually need to take care of the food, but when we go to Hangzhou, we need someone to take care of the food. ”

"Ask for a meal!" will warm the bed......"

A messy crowd of beggars shouted.

Iyun sweats a lot, Nima, can these guys really fight?

I saw Taishi Xiaohua take out the 100,000 taels of silver ticket that Yi Yun gave her from her arms, shook it in her hand, and said proudly: "Don't worry, I have a huge amount of money on me, you follow me, I promise to let you eat and drink spicy food, don't run around anymore." ”

"Wow, the helper has a huge amount of money!"

"Great, we're going to follow you. ”

Taishi Xiaohua said proudly: "Let's go, let's go buy military rations first, buy more, and go to war with a large amount of grain, so that we can have strength." ”

"Oh!

"There's something to eat!"

The beggars were in high spirits, as if they were celebrating a festival.

Yi Yun watched with tears and laughter as this group of neurotics hugged Taishi Xiaohua and walked to a rice shop across the street, and when Mi Xing saw a large group of beggars coming, he was so frightened that he hurriedly closed the door. Taishi Xiaohua said loudly: "Open the door, I'm here to buy grain." ”

"No!" shouted the man in the rice shop, "Hell, how can there be any reason for a beggar to buy grain? You want to come and grab grain, leave quickly, or I will report to the official." ”

"Wow, do you look down on us, we have money!" Taishi Xiaohua was furious, and slapped the wooden door of the rice shop hard, making a clang.

Eyun couldn't stand this rabble anymore. couldn't help but say to the Grim Reaper girl and Zhou Lanye: "It's really okay to ask the beggars to help fight the war?" These guys have no weapons and equipment, and they have no organization and discipline...... It's completely unbeatable. ”

The Grim Reaper girl spread her hands and said: "According to the information obtained by my intelligence network of Sanjiang Pavilion, among the gangs in the world, even if the overall combat power of the beggar gang cannot rank first, it can at least enter the top three, and it is definitely not a rookie, what I see now." Ahem...... It may be caused by the fact that the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, and the rudder in other places should be good. ”

Zhou Lanye also said expressionlessly: "Believe her for the time being, although Taishi Xiaohua is unreliable in small things, she can still stand up when she encounters big things." ”

"Okay. I barely believe you. Iyun flattened his mouth.

"I'll help her solve the food problem. "After all, Zhou Lanye is the leader of the Cao Gang, and he has the freight channels of grain in the north and south in his hands, and in the freight terminal of the Cao Gang, he also hoards countless grains, of course, these grains are not from the Cao Gang, but the Trough Gang for transporting people, and now it is not a problem to temporarily call in a batch for the army of thousands of people to eat.

She went up and whispered a few words to Taishi Xiaohua. Taishi Xiaohua finally stopped making trouble with the rice shop, and took more than 2,000 beggars and walked towards the dock on the edge of Taihu Lake.

Yi Yun and the others were naturally in the team, and when they arrived at the edge of Taihu Lake, the Cao Gang had already gone ashore and assembled the army. Zhou Lanye ordered Cao to help the sailors open a granary on the dock and bring out a large amount of grain. Give each beggar a dozen catties and put them in a sack around the beggars' waists, and the money for buying these grains will naturally be deducted from the huge amount of money that Yi Yun gave to Taishi Xiaohua.

The next question is how to return to Hangzhou.

When they came out, they had already considered that when they forcibly fought their way out of the canal, the Japanese would definitely block the canal more tightly, and it would be almost impossible to return by water. The only one that works now. It's by road. ...,

The Cao Gang has 1,000 gangs, plus the 2,000 members of the Beggar Gang, and if you add the 1,500 soldiers that Yi Yun left in Tongxiang, the total is 4,500 people, and with such a force, they can directly enter the encirclement. It's not impossible. In addition, Hu Zhongxian will cooperate with them at any time in the city and carry out internal and external cooperation, and now he has the strength to fight the Japanese Kou head-on.

Therefore, the first place they want to go is Tongxiang Oasis.

The beggars and the Cao gang gathered together, left Suzhou City, and hurried to the southwest. Yi Yun soon discovered one of the characteristics of the beggar gang, that is, they were extremely hard-working.

Let's compare the Cao Gang, the Cao Gang are all poor people from the bottom of the society, poor people such as watermen, migrants, and fishermen on the canal, so they have a strong spirit of hardship and hard work. However, the gang of the Cao Gang competed in front of the beggar gang, and suddenly fell behind, because the gang of the beggar gang was more able to endure hardship.

They can run on one leg for dozens of miles without resting, without eating, without drinking. They don't need a clean and dry place to rest, just find a tree to lie down, and if they can't find a tree, they can lie down and rest in the sun. When the army passed through Jiaxing, they also encountered a rain that was not too small, and after the Cao gang was drenched in this rain, there were many complaints, and many people were demoralized. But the beggars did not have this problem, and they were smiling and grinning in the rain, walking happily in the rain, as if they were not suffering, but bathing.

For a large group of beggars, there is no worst in life, only worse, so they don't care at all what the sun is, what walks, what rains...... Anyway, that's how I usually come over.

After Yi Yun discovered their shining point, he was impressed by these beggars. No wonder the Grim Reaper girl said that the combat effectiveness of the beggar gang can rank among the top three in the country, just with the strong endurance and adaptability of these gangs, it is really a mountain of knives and a sea of fire, and there is no place that cannot be visited. If Emei sent those little Taoist aunts to march like this, I am afraid that a few would have committed suicide a few years ago.

Three days later, Yi Yun finally came to the periphery of the Tongxiang Oasis with this large group of miscellaneous troops.

The distant Tongxiang Green State is in sight, Yi Yun used the "far look", and clearly saw the little monk Pucong standing at the head of Tongxiang City, and there were a few of his own Yiwu soldiers beside him, it seems that the Tongxiang Oasis has been safe after he left, and has not been captured by the Japanese Invaders.

This is also a matter of course, more than a thousand soldiers refused to defend the city, which is not a bone to gnaw. For example, in a normal world, at the end of the Ming Dynasty, the Dutch colonists occupied the treasure island of Taiwan, and when Zheng Chenggong recovered Taiwan, he attacked the Dutch city. The Dutch defended the city with almost one or two thousand soldiers, and Zheng Chenggong used 20,000 troops to capture it. From this point, it can be seen how much advantage the thermal weapon army has when it refuses to defend the city.

Yi Yun led the troops over, and the "scouts" in the city had already seen it, because Yi Yun was at the front of the team and was very conspicuous, so the "scouts" in the city recognized him at a glance.

Yi Yun walked to the city, greeted the soft Muxing in the city loudly, and said with a smile: "Soft girl, open the city gate, let me in, I brought people from the Cao Gang and the Beggar Gang to help in the battle." ”

Unexpectedly, his greeting attracted the aim of countless firecrackers, and Soft Muxing appeared on the head of the city, and said with a frosty face: "Hmph, my prince obviously went to Hangzhou, why did he come from the north again? and brought a large number of chaotic people, you should be a Fusang Shangnin, using the 'Transformation Technique' to transform into the prince, right? The people behind you are all disguised by the Japanese Kou!"

"Shenma?" Taishi Xiaohua was furious: "You are the Japanese Invaders, and your whole family is the Wolves." ”...,

"Look, when I say it, I get angry. Soft Muxing snorted.

"Isn't it, I look like a fake?" "Iyun Khan: "Soft girl, you can see clearly, which Shangnin can be as handsome as me?"

"Handsome fart!" Soft Muxing said loudly: "You are limited to three minutes, say something that only you and I know, otherwise I will treat you as an enemy and order the Yiwu soldiers to open fire." ”

"I'm dizzy, soft girl, it's something that only the two of us know, how embarrassing it is to say it. Yi Yun spread his hands and said, "I don't think you want others to know about this kind of thing." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, this girl is upright, there is nothing to say to people, if you have the courage to say something that only me and the prince know, I will admit that you are genuine. "Soft Muxing said seriously on the city wall.

Yi Yun said depressedly, "Okay, this is what you asked for...... Then I'll tell you!"

He cleared his throat and said very seriously: "On your left inner thigh, near your groin, there is a very small black mole......

"Flutter!" Soft Muxing in the city almost vomited blood, oh my God, I have a mole there, how did he know about it? Even if it's really Zhu Yun, he shouldn't have seen it...... Wait, no, when I was captured in the Shu Palace, I was tortured by Yan Yunyun, he put me in the bucket to help me take a bath, and I saw everything at that time, could it be that I saw it there?

Soft Muxing was furious: "You stinky pervert, there are many things that only the two of us know, you just chose this to say, I hate you to death!"

Yi Yun spread his hands and shrugged!

The Grim Reaper girl next to Yi Yun was also furious: "Wow, I thought your women were just a few around you, but I didn't expect you to have a leg with Soft Muxing?"

Taishi Xiaohua said curiously: "Why are your expressions so strange? What's so strange about her mole in the inner thigh? What are you fussing about?"

Zhou Lanye shook his head expressionlessly: "Xiaohua, suppose a man has a mole on the inner thigh, you know about it, what does this mean?"

Taishi Xiaohua spread her hands and said: "It's nothing unusual, I know that many beggars in my gang have moles on the inner thighs." Because they are so poor that they don't have pants to wear, and they often run around bare-, I saw it!"

She suddenly clapped her hands and said, "I finally understand, this shows that the soft girl on the city wall often runs around without pants and with her bare ass! Hahaha, I'm so smart." ”

"You're a smart fart!" "The soft Mu Xing on the head of the city puffed out in anger and fainted to the ground.