300, Lotus Fall [2/2]
"Let's get down to business. The Grim Reaper girl is actually a relatively serious person, she really can't stand the spoofs of Taishi Xiaohua and Zhou Lanye, and said seriously: "Actually, we came this time to ask you to send troops to help deal with the Japanese invaders." Of course, we won't let you do it for nothing, and we can buy 2,500 handsome guys from you as a reward for you. ”
Yiyun Khan, this girl of death is really evil, she promised to give Zhou Lanye 2,500 handsome guys, even if the beggar gang does not send troops, she has to find the beggar gang to buy, as a result, she used this as a condition to negotiate with the beggar gang, is this the legendary empty glove white wolf?
When Taishi Xiaohua heard this, she was really fooled, and said with great joy: "It turns out that the matter of buying 2,500 handsome guys is true, is it okay to send troops...... Let's gather the helpers, hahaha, big business. ”
Evan: "......"
It turns out that this woman is a bit stupid and so easy to deceive.
Zhou Lanye shook his head expressionlessly beside him, obviously sighing for Taishi Xiaohua's intelligence.
However, they still underestimated Taishi Xiaohua's IQ, and after seeing her laugh a few times, she suddenly frowned and said, "Huh? No...... Zhou Lanye, I remember that you don't like to take care of the affairs of officers and soldiers, why did you come out to help?"
Zhou Lanye said: "Because she promised to pay me 2,500 handsome guys." ”
"Huh, hey, hey?" Taishi Xiaohua racked her brains and thought hard for a long time, and finally suddenly realized, patted her thigh and said, "No, sister, I was almost deceived." These two thousand five hundred handsome guys were bought by you for the Cao Gang. Even if I don't send troops, you have to buy 2,500 handsome guys from me, and the Cao Gang is willing to send troops after making such a big benefit, why don't I have any benefits. Sending troops too? This is a cheat!"
"Sanjiang Pavilion Master, you are so evil. Taishi Xiaohua was furious.
"Cut, I was actually recognized by this idiot. The Grim Reaper girl crooked her eyes, stretched out a hand to point at Yi Yun, and said seriously: "If you are willing to send troops to help, I will let this man purchase countless beautiful little maids from you." ”
"How many are the innumerable?" Taishi Xiaohua asked seriously.
The Grim Reaper girl tugged at Yi Yun's sleeve and asked, "How many do you dare to want?" ”
Evan: "......"
Ya, a group of women are more unreliable than the other. Iyun was really dazzled by the way they talked and went around. He grabbed the Grim Reaper girl and dragged her into his arms, but the Grim Reaper didn't struggle and let him drag it over. Then Yi Yun snorted, "Give me 100,000 taels of silver." ”
"No!" said the Grim Reaper, "no one should try to take the money from me." Only I take someone else's. ”
"I mean the commission my cousin Cai Rou gave you!" Yi Yun snorted, "Give it to me, I'll solve it." ”
"Hmph, don't give it!"
Yi Yun was annoyed, and reached out to touch her arms, Zhou Lanye and Taishi Xiaohua looked at the terrifying fifth-order "Death" in amazement. was touched by a man who reached into his arms for a while, but he didn't resist.
After a long time, Yi Yun took out a 100,000 taels of silver ticket from her arms, waved it at Taishi Xiaohua and said, "There are 100,000 taels of silver tickets here." Among them, 50,000 taels were used to purchase 2,500 handsome guys. You can just hand it over to Zhou Lanye. Another 50,000 taels, you can use it for whatever you like. If you don't like money, and you just like to enjoy the joy of human trafficking, then use it all to buy me beautiful maids. ”
"Yo drink!" Taishi Xiaohua was overjoyed: "Yes, you still say it more clearly and clearly, I like it." A man is happy to talk about business, and he is more comfortable than a woman who beats around the bush. Okay, I've decided to send troops to help you. ”
She suddenly ran out of the big straw hut and shouted at the population market where no one outside could see the two: "Come on, call me a helper, we are going to do a big deal." ”...,
"Yes, help!" several young ladies ran out of the hut, with a broken bowl and a pair of chopsticks in their hands, and they sat in a row in the center of the market, with chopsticks in their hands, and tapped softly on the broken bowls, and sang at the same time in their mouths.
Yi Yun listened carefully, this song is quite interesting, the lyrics are about this: There is a yellow table in Tokyo, and he can eat and wear. It is good to release official debts in a lifetime, and it will not take half a year to make three consecutive dollars. The money lender in the nest is now in hand, and he takes care of the money from customers. There is no credit for online money lending, and he is responsible for killing people. The accumulation of gold is on the Beidou, and there is no rhubarb edge. The lotus falls, the lotus falls.
Look at whether the grandmother is a parent, rich and respectful to others. What is the use of three years of breastfeeding, and if you marry a daughter-in-law, you have to divide it. Good wine and good meat for the wife to eat, not afraid of the grandmother starving and breaking tendons. I have never seen a bowl of rice in my life, who will come to the grave after my death?
Look at whether the brothers are not relatives, and the three litters and two pieces are uneven. Compatriots should also divide each other, and strive for more and less for theory. There is wine that eats only with others, and his own flesh and blood are enemies. The lotus falls, the lotus falls.
......
It turned out that these welcoming ladies sang a song "Lotus Falling", also known as the blind man's play, which is the favorite song of beggars when begging for food.
At that time, beggars were like street singers today, singing in the street and asking for money, why did this happen? The reason is very simple, people with disabilities begging for food, that is reasonable, everyone sympathizes with you, and always gives you a small amount of money. But if an able-bodied person comes out to beg for food, why should people sympathize with you?
So the able-bodied and begging people have to sing, dance, and beg for money while singing, and these songs when begging for money are all small stories, with songs that promote good and punish evil, educate and educate in fun, and purify the folk customs, so that people will have a sense of identity after listening to it, so they will give money to beggars.
This song in the beggar gang, naturally became a "gang song", when a major event encountered, the need to gather the beggar brothers, the people in the helm sang this song, all the beggars who heard this song will follow the voice, one to ten, ten to hundred, one hundred to thousands, thousands of ...... And then spread all over the world.
As soon as a few broken bowls were knocked and the song sounded, Yi Yun heard the song of "Lotus Falling" also sounding on another street in the distance, and then there was another song in the distance, and it spread farther and farther...... It didn't take long for the buzzing singing to echo throughout Suzhou.
The "Beggar Gang" is the largest gang in the world, this is indisputable, even the Cao Gang, which claims to be 100,000 gangs, but actually has 200,000 gangs, is far less numerous than the beggars, because all the beggars in the Dameng country are almost all members of the beggar gang, and all of them add up to at least one million.
Fortunately, Taishi Xiaohua, the leader of the beggar gang, did not have to have a headache to feed these gangs, because the beggar gang did not give the gang money, and their food and drink problems were all solved by their own food.
This is an organization that is scattered and indispersible, and you usually don't see its existence, but at critical times, all the beggars can burst into great power.
With the sound of "Lotus Falling", Yi Yun saw that a large number of beggars suddenly began to gather at the gate of the population market, and they gathered more and more, layer upon layer, boundless, sweeping at the eye, at least tens of thousands......
"I'm rubbing, are there so many beggars in a small Suzhou?" said Yi Yun Khan.
"No!" Taishi Xiaohua snorted: "Most of the people in the nearby oasis have fled to Suzhou, the big oasis, and some of them were originally good citizens, but because they lost their homes and became beggars, they joined the gang. The number of people in this gang has increased a lot recently, and it is all due to the Japanese Kou......"
Evan: "......"
Taishi Xiaohua continued to hum: "They were robbed of their homes by the Japanese and forced to become beggars, and they don't know how much they hate the Japanese in their hearts...... These hateful pirates have also affected my human trafficking. Actually, even if you don't pay me, I'm going to fight with the Japanese Bandits, I'm just waiting for the opportunity, since the Sanjiang Pavilion and the Cao Gang have been dispatched, it's naturally time for my beggar gang to take action. ”...,
Yi Yun shouted in his heart, I knew that you had plans to send troops, why should I spend another 50,000 taels? Woohoo, alas. Now I understand what a discerning person the Grim Reaper girl is.
I saw the beggars at the gate of the population market sitting respectfully on the ground, waiting for Taishi Xiaohua's orders.
Taishi Xiaohua stepped forward, Yi Yun saw her back, heroic and tall, her figure was really good, if she took off her beggar clothes and replaced it with a general's armor, she would definitely look like a female general more than Li Chengyu.
She waved her hand at the beggars and said loudly, "Rank two or above, combat professions including the second order, stand out!" The rest of the people retreated. ”
"Coax!" came out, and more than 2,000 beggars emerged from the crowd. They didn't carry any weapons, neither the spears used by the "soldiers", nor the swords and shields used by the "guards", nor the bows and arrows used by the "archers", so it was impossible to judge their occupations from their equipment, and Yi Yun only saw that each of them was holding a long wooden stick, which it seemed that he used to beat dogs when he was begging. They were also very tattered, none of them were wearing decent armor, and they looked very weak in combat.
Taishi Xiaohua stood in front of these people and said loudly: "Summoning you, there is only one purpose, to fight the Japanese Kou!
"Dare!"
"It's been a long time!"
"Hahaha, I can finally take revenge on the Japanese Invaders, my house is burned by the Japanese Invaders......"
"Lao Tzu is a rotten life anyway, and he fights with the Japanese Kou!"
Taishi Xiaohua nodded and said with a smile: "Very good! Brothers, let's go! Let's go to Hangzhou to fight the Japanese invaders." ”
"Oh!
The group of beggars did not assemble, nor lined up, nor prepared themselves, but with a strange cry, they ran in the southwest direction. After a while, it was gone without a trace.
Yi Yun broke out in a cold sweat and asked, "That's why they went to fight the Japanese Invaders?"
"Yes!" Taishi Xiaohua smiled: "Didn't you say that you wanted to fight the Japanese Invaders? I just asked them to fight the Japanese Invaders, what's wrong?"
Evan: "......"
Nima, cheating father, at least gather me into an army, make arrangements in advance and then fight the Japanese invaders, is there such a mess running to Hangzhou like a swarm of bees? Not to mention that Taishi Xiaohuaren is still here, don't these gangs under her command need to be commanded? How does my brother feel that he has been cheated on by his father? (To be continued......