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The thin bamboo pole is really thin, it looks skinless and fleshless, and the bamboo-like body seems to break as soon as it is pouted.

The hunchback castrated quickly, like a bullet out of the chamber and flew towards the thin bamboo pole.

Not to mention a bamboo pole, even a wall can be instantly broken by a hunchback.

However, the bamboo pole is elastic and extremely tough, and when you pull it gently, it immediately bends at 90 degrees, and the body and legs bend into a bridge.

"Woo"!—the hunchbacked man galloped across the bridge.

The curved bridge flicked again, and the curved bridge turned into a bamboo pole again.

The people on both sides didn't see it at all, and they each buried their heads in eating. After all, it was a pity not to eat the boiled beef that I bought for twenty taels.

Only He Yiliu and Dao Xiaokui can see it clearly.

He Yiliu smiled and said, "I think of someone." ”

Dao Xiaokui said: "What person?"

"Pick up the dung. ”

"I've also heard that the dung picker is not actually a person, but a group. Dao Xiaokui also smiled.

"One end with a big head, the other with a bunch of stinky shit. ”

"The one who picked up the object in the middle was not a flat pole, but a thin bamboo pole. ”

After He Yiliu finished talking to Dao Xiaokui, he was happy knowingly.

Because, the dung-picker group they talked about is in this cafeteria right now.

What their real names are, the people in the rivers and lakes seem to have forgotten for a long time, and only remember their nicknames.

The big head is called Shi Datou, the unkempt like a pile of shit is called Li Dung Ji, and the thin bamboo pole is called Yao Broken Sword.

Because the three of them are inseparable, often together, and always Yao Broken Sword walks in the middle, looking like a bamboo pole and two pieces of foreign objects, so they have the name of picking dung.

The dung picker is a member of the beggar gang, and the three of them have their own skills.

Shi Datou hurts people not with his hands, nor with his feet, but with his mouth, and it is he who hurts people when he speaks, it is said that Jiang Yilong, a well-known one-eyed man in the rivers and lakes, was scolded to death by him with his mouth.

Li dung is the youngest, and the laziest, never like to take a bath, in addition to drinking water, he is afraid of getting wet, and he has to fight with people to fight closely, and the smell he exudes is often his magic weapon to win, because people think he is dirty and smelly, stinky, and can't avoid it, so he is too lazy to touch him, for fear of provoking a stinch.

The strongest martial arts of the three is Yao Broken Sword, which can be seen from the nickname, after all, they brought the word "sword".

Mixing in the rivers and lakes, how can you have no sword or sword?

But Yao's broken sword didn't have a sword, not even a broken sword.

Yao's broken sword relied on a bamboo-like elastic body.

The blow missed, and the hunchback man stood still and winked at Yao Broken Sword a few times in confusion.

Asked: "You are not weak, how many are you ranking in the rivers and lakes today?"

Yao Duanjian asked rhetorically: "What are you in the first place?"

"I'm third!"

"Then I'll be second. ”

The hunchback sneered, "The number one is He Yiliu of the Qilin Gang, and the Autumn Leaf Fei of the Qingyang Gang is firmly in the second, how old do you dare to rank second?!"

At this time, Shi Datou was full of food and drink, narrowed his mung bean big eyes and swept the hunchback man up and down, and asked word by word: "Are you the disciple of Wang Bo of Jufeng Hall?"

"Yes. ”

"Come here, then. ”

"Why do you want me to go over? What did you do in the past?"

"Come here, let me promise not to kill you!"

The hunchback's fists were sweating, and he seemed to remember who they were.

He gritted his teeth and said, "Shi Datou, you are a shell Lang rolling ball, looking for (death)!"

Shi Datou laughed and said, "I saw you just now like a green-headed fly, flying around, you must be the one looking for!"

Seeing the hunchback popularity, he was speechless for a while, and Shi Datou laughed again: "I've seen a woman pregnant on the belly, but I've never seen a man pregnant on the back. ”

The hunchback man's fists were bulging, and the hunchbacks were lying down together, already furious.

But his feet had been trampled by a woman like a white chrysanthemum.

"These beggar brothers, everyone is here to walk the rivers and lakes, and it is inevitable that there will be some bumps and bumps. The white chrysanthemum-like woman seemed to be smiling: "If you want to say that the dishes here are expensive, the taste is really unusually good, we admit it." ”

Syllable!

The white chrysanthemum-like woman took out twenty taels of silver and slapped it on the table, with a weird smile on her face, and said, "If there is fate, we will meet again!" After finishing speaking, she grabbed the hunchback man's bruised hand and walked out.

Out of the cafeteria door, the hunchbacked man broke free from the woman's hand, and said with fire:

"What are you afraid of? Can't you see that Shi Datou is a person with rare martial arts, and you are still afraid of him?"

"I'm not afraid of Shi Datou. The woman whispered, "Ten big heads are not as good as a finger of that person." ”

"Which one?" the hunchbacked man asked, "Are you afraid of that Yao Broken Sword who is as thin as a bamboo pole?"

"What's more, I'm not afraid of any of them. ”

"So—are you afraid of those two diners?"

"Not bad at all, because I suddenly recognized who one of them was. The woman said, "Fortunately, I recognized him, otherwise you would have been a dead hunchback by now, and the purpose of our coming here would have been lost." ”

There was another sound of horses' hooves, this time from near and far.

"Is that really good?" asked the hunchback man on horseback.

"Of course it's amazing, it's amazing, it's amazing. No one in the rivers and lakes can kill him today. The woman said.

The hunchback man was shocked: "Who is he?"

With an incredible look and tone, the woman finally said the man's name:

"River Yiliu. ”

The hunchback man and the white chrysanthemum-like woman slapped the horse so quickly and loudly that it was inaudible for a while.

In the cafeteria.

Yao Duanjian watched Li dung Ji fished out the last piece of beef and stuffed it into his mouth, and was angry: "You know how to eat, eat, eat! Everyone has bullied you, but you turn a deaf ear, are you still a beggar brother!"

Li Dung Ji said lazily: "I am first a disciple of the Beggar Gang, and then I am a brother, and eating and drinking enough is the first element of the disciple of the Beggar Gang." ”

Yao Duanjian shook his head, sighed, and said, "Lao Tzu can't swallow this breath, that dead camel actually claims to be ranked third in light skills, and Lao Tzu is still fucking ranked first!"

At this time, Shi Datou coughed inexplicably, dry cough, embarrassed cough.

"What are you coughing up?" asked Yao Duanjian

Shi Datou sighed and said: "Forget it, you have to be forgiving and forgiving, the rankings are all empty, if he wants it, you don't have to fight." ”

Yao Xuanjian said: "Don't fight, aren't we here just to fight, why do you just say don't fight?......

Shi Datou interrupted: "What else is there to fight for, are you still in a lot of trouble?"

"Trouble, what trouble? I think you're in trouble. ”

"Yes, I'm in trouble, we're all in trouble, and right now you're dragging fifty people along, and adding up to their troubles isn't more than half of ours. Shi Datou sighed again.

Suddenly, Shi Datou said to Yao Duanjian and Li Dunji: "Search and see, make up twenty taels, let's go." ”

The rivers and lakes all said that the beggars were the poorest, but the three of them could actually find twenty taels of silver.

Shi Datou was a little pleased, threw the twenty taels of silver on the table, didn't say a word, and quickly bowed his head and walked out.

Very consciously, Yao Duanjian is in the center, and Li dung is followed, and the image of a dung picker is displayed like this at any time.

In the cafeteria, only He Yiliu and Dao Xiaokui remained.

Dao Xiaokui smiled strangely at He Yiliu: "Guess, why did the dung picker leave here in a panic?"

He Yiliu looked at the three laugh lines on his face and said, "Because they are bandits, you are an official." Since ancient times, he has always been afraid of officials. ”

"You're right, I've covered your bill. Dao Xiaokui grinned.

"Do you know that if you dare to move again, or talk nonsense, even we will follow you into the classroom. ”

On the way, Shi Datou said angrily to Yao Broken Sword.

"Is it that serious? Could it be that the noseless chef will just fry us?" he will report to the official to arrest us?"

"Hmph, do you need to report to the official if you fry casually, the official is under our noses. Shi Datou said.

"You mean those two diners, who do you recognize?"

Shi Datou's face changed, and he squeezed out three words from between his teeth:

"Dao Xiaokui!"

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