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Morning, foggy. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Deserted and tranquil, as light as water.

There are no guests at the Chalet Inn.

Except for Dao Xiaokui and He Yiliu.

But there is no shortage of clerks at the Wooden House Inn.

The boss, the cook, the bookkeeper, the cleaning, the running hall, there are more than a dozen people, and there are no less than one.

There are only two guests living in the huge inn, and this inn should not be doing very well.

Generations of businessmen, who doesn't want their "business to prosper all over the world, and their wealth is prosperous to reach the three rivers".

However, the chefs here are very busy, both the red and white case chefs are busy diligently.

They were busy with a variety of meals, enough for dozens of people to eat.

"It's just the two of us here, why do they have to cook so many meals?" asked Ha Yiliu curiously.

The boss here is either a fool, a nerd, or a bad man, or a complete papaya.

Dao Xiaokui said: "You don't know, this is exactly the style of this inn." ”

"What kind of style is this?"

"Everyone's demeanor is about pomp and service grade. Even if it's just one guest, they do. ”

"What if I can't eat?"

"Redo it to the drop. ”

He Yiliu felt incredible, in order to talk about pomp, he disregarded reality, regarded food as dung, and felt that the boss was not only a papaya, but also a stupid donkey, a bastard.

Dao Xiaokui saw He Yiliu's doubts and said with a smile: "If I tell you that this wooden house inn is opened by the brother of Lord Yafu, you won't be surprised at all." ”

Of course, Lord Yafu is very rich, and his own brother must also be a rich guy who spends money like water.

A red case chef is stir-frying vegetables in a pot that is not the usual assorted dishes, but boiled beef.

Boiled beef can actually be turned upside down, He Yiliu didn't believe his eyes, but the master treated it as an ordinary stir-fry, upside down in the pot, no matter how it was turned upside down, the soup in the pot would never splash the slightest.

"Actually, boiled beef doesn't need to be boiled. Although He Yiliu looked in a daze, he couldn't help but say behind his master.

"What do you know!" the master didn't look back, and said angrily: "The taste that comes out is ten times better than the taste that is not upside down, and you will know when you taste it later." After that, put it in the pot, boiled beef is bubbling, and the aroma is fragrant.

"This one is just fried. Dao Xiaokui said.

Could he be the chef who can stir-fry a plate of shit to the best taste?

The master laughed and turned around.

The god chef is a man without a nose! There are only two terrible holes in what should be a nose!

- Where is his nose!

"His nose was cut off by his master. Because when he was learning art, the dishes he stir-fried tasted extremely bad. His master thought his nose was useless and cut it with a knife, which was both a punishment and a spur, I was right, just fry the master. Dao Xiaokui said hehehe.

"Exactly, exactly, without the knife of the original master, how can I have my current chef to fry casually. The sound of stir-frying urns casually responded.

It sounds awkward for a person without a nose to speak.

No wonder he can fry a plate of dog shit to make it taste great, because he has no nose, he doesn't need to smell the smell at all, no matter whether the raw materials are fragrant or smelly, he will carefully stir-fry according to his own taste feelings, no matter how smelly things are conditioned by him, they can become full of fragrance, in his heart, the fried vegetables should be fragrant.

A person without a nose can actually achieve a god chef.,The bitterness and bitterness during this period are very people's thoughts.,Very people's actions.。。

It seems that the casual stir-fry master is definitely a person with a strong personality.

The boiled beef is indeed very fragrant, not only He Yiliu and Dao Xiaokui eat it fragrantly, but even the people who have just entered the door smell it.

Three people rushed in.

The leader is a big head, although the head is large, the neck is very thin, like a ball of flesh poked on a toothpick.

The second man was thin, like a bamboo pole, with a protruding mouth and buckteeth, like a skeleton with meat removed.

The third person was unkempt, black-faced and black-handed, full of dirt, according to He Yiliu's conservative estimate, he should have not washed it for at least seven or eight months, it was as if it was a pile of dog shit.

The big head glanced at the boiled beef on the table of He Yiliu, and said, "If you run the hall, I also want a dish that is exactly as fragrant as this one." ”

The runner said: "Uncle, you really know how to order!"

Suddenly, a voice came from afar.

It was the sound of horses' hooves, heavy and urgent, like a stonemason's hammer striking a stone, firm and powerful, and very rhymed.

This kind of hoof sound can only be heard in the spring and autumn days and desert wastelands.

Here and now, the time is not a good day, the land is not a desert, suddenly there is such a sound of hooves, and it is not just one person and one ride, it should be two people and two horses.

Of course, it was not a passerby, for the sound of horses' hooves stopped at the door.

"It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant!

He Yiliu followed the sound and saw a hunchbacked man come in, hunched like an old cat, and the reason why he was not described as another animal was because he was very agile in his movements, agile like a cat, and he jumped and sat down at a table.

Then came a very tall and slender woman, dressed in a snow-white robe, much like a budding white chrysanthemum.

The runner laughed at them and said, "What's wrong today, they all order the same dish, and it's our signature dish." ”

Dao Xiaokui suddenly sneered, the food in his mouth almost didn't spray on He Yiliu's face, and he said, "It seems that the wooden house inn will never lose money today." ”

"Why?" asked Ha Yiliu.

"Because the dish is very expensive, very expensive. ”

"How expensive?"

"Twenty taels for each dish, they each ordered one, a total of forty taels, forty taels is enough for the inn's expenses for a day. ”

After Dao Xiaokui finished speaking, he couldn't help but laugh out three laugh lines.

Poof——!

The big head squirted a mouthful of food and scolded: "It's just twenty taels for this broken dish, fucking opening a black shop to rip off customers! Is what you said true?"

Dao Xiaokui said: "Because this is the dish fried by the most famous chef in Taiping County, of course it is worth twenty taels." ”

He Yiliu had an epiphany: No wonder the wooden inn is so deserted, but so extravagant, it turns out that ordinary guests can't afford to eat and live here, and occasionally some guests come, and a few dishes will slaughter all the day's expenses in the store.

The big head said angrily: "What bullshit chef, tell him to come out and see it, I don't believe that his hands are made of gold bars!"

The god chef fried casually and really came out.

When the thin bamboo pole saw it, he mocked: "Just such a person with no nose is still known as a god chef?

"If you can't afford to eat, you won't eat, and it's not right to mock people. "Stir the urn casually.

The thin bamboo pole grabbed the collar of the casual frying shirt and pressed him against the wall, like a bamboo pole like himself.

It's really innocent to fry casually, because he does cook a good dish, and the price is not set by him.

At this time, a voice said:

"Hmph, I have the courage to come to Taiping County to wade through the muddy waters, but I don't have the courage to eat, and the huge beggars are disgusting to death!"

"Who dares to speak ill of the beggars, they don't want to live!" the head slapped the table angrily.

"Your aunt and grandmother said that!" said the robed woman coldly.

Hmmm——!

A chopstick shot towards the thin bamboo pole, the thin bamboo pole heard the wind, quickly let go of the casual fry, flashed, "doo", the chopsticks were inserted into the wall, only a millimeter away from the casual frying.

The proportions are just right, and a little bit will kill you casually.

Of course, the chopsticks are not specifically shot at random frying, this, even casual frying seems to understand, leaning on the wall and not moving, letting the chopsticks stick on the wall next to his face.

The chopsticks were issued by the hunchbacked man, and after they were issued, his figure had soared out, like a disemboweled bullet crashing into a thin bamboo pole.

He Yiliu saw his posture and said in his heart: The light skills of hunchbacked people can definitely rank in the top six in the rivers and lakes!

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