In the noisy market, because of the reason for rushing to the market, there are more people than usual, selling sugar gourds, selling pears, selling herbs, all kinds of cries and selling voices, and there are even Jianghu artists who break boulders on the chest of the street, play the flute to make poisonous snakes dance, etc., which provokes the onlookers to applaud......

There was a thin old man with his eight-year-old grandson performing acrobatics.

The old man clasped his hands into fists and bowed to each side in all directions, and said with a smile: "The old man took his grandson to Guibao Land for the first time, he was hungry in his belly, and he dared to borrow a square inch to practice a little juggling to show you, and he dared to beg for food money, and he saw a lively and lively scene. ”

That's the end of the opening remarks.

He took out a chicken bowl from the burden on the ground and showed the bottom to the crowd of onlookers: "Authentic porcelain bowl!" As he spoke, he slapped on his belly with a snap, let go, and the porcelain bowl was firmly attached to his belly! Everyone laughed, thinking that this was pediatrics and that they should not be juggled......

The old man is very thin, but his belly is a little round, but this roundness alone can't absorb the porcelain bowl, but he just did it.

He took out a bamboo stick with the thickness of his index finger and handed it to everyone, asking them to take turns to tap the porcelain bowl on their stomachs, listening to the thumping sound, and confirming the hardness of the porcelain bowl.

A man in the crowd said: "Old man, it's okay for you to have a round belly and suck a porcelain bowl, but do you dare to move, maybe you will have to fall to the ground if you take two steps......

The old man smiled slightly: "Don't worry, don't worry! ”

He gently hooked his foot on the ground, picked up an iron spear, and waved it in his hand, like a big windmill spinning back and forth, tiger and tiger, full of might, not only waving on the spot, but also waving while walking, provoking everyone to cheer constantly! Even the man who questioned the old man's inability also shouted superiority......

The old man's eight-year-old grandson suddenly walked up, took off his shirt, revealed his small body, turned a few heels on the ground, looked at everyone and said very proudly: "Although my grandfather is a qigong expert, and the iron gun is well brushed, I am going to use the iron cloth shirt that I have practiced for eight years today to try this iron gun!" ”

This kid has pigtails, red face and white teeth, which is in strong contrast with his grandfather's thin appearance, and the onlookers laugh when he says it!

A good deed person said: "Your child looks no more than eight years old, and you say that you have been practicing iron cloth shirts for eight years, didn't you start from your mother's womb?" Don't say big things and kill yourself, the tip of the iron spear is sharpened brightly and sharply, and it can stab you in the chest and back just by next to it! ”

The child patted his neck and looked at the old man: "Grandpa, come!" ”

The old man didn't talk nonsense, with the iron gun in his hand, he shook a few guns, stabbed his grandson's throat, and even brought a little run! This action immediately scared the surroundings into screaming! This is juggling, and it is clearly killing people on the street!

The onlookers soon couldn't scream, and the old man's iron spear couldn't be pierced in the child's neck, as if it was really stabbed on the copper skin and iron bones, and the skin was red, but there was no blood to be seen......

The onlookers were convinced, and the children immediately picked up the gongs and began to ask for money one by one, and those who had money threw one or two copper plates, and those who had no money began to dodge and retreat out of the crowd at this time!

Suddenly, someone threw a small piece of broken silver into it, and the child looked up and saw that it was a young man with delicate skin, about twenty-five years old, wearing a gray robe, and said in his heart that this must be the son's brother who came out to play. A happy expression appeared on his face: "Thank you, thank you, thank you!" ”

From the beginning of collecting money, the crowd begins to slowly disperse, and it is easy to get tired of street juggling, especially when you start asking for money......

The old man took the child's gong, poured more than a dozen copper coins into the money bag, saw a broken silver, listened to the child's description, looked at the crowd, it was a young man, and he hugged his fists to express his gratitude! They perform here today, they leave tomorrow to perform in the next place, they usually don't stay in one place for long, they don't have a place to stay for long, and the locals don't allow them to come out of town to make money from the locals.

The child pulled the old man's sleeve and pointed into the distance: "Grandpa, I want to eat pears to quench my thirst!" ”

The old man touched the money bag and put a copper coin in his grandson's hand: "Pick a big one, it's delicious!" "Now in this season, pears are not very expensive, and you can get a big one with just one copper coin......

The pear seller was a countryman, pushing a cart, and the gray linen clothes had many patches, and they were selling them on the street.

At noon at this moment, the scorching sun is in the sky, and the countryside is dizzy, and they are reluctant to eat a pear, so they can't help it, but they just open the water bag and quickly plug it after pouring two mouthfuls! He also saw the old man's performance just now and admired it very much, and when he saw the child buying pears, he picked a big one and handed it over, and it was not easy to come out to mix and eat.

There was an old Taoist priest with a bag on his back, and when he came to the cart, he stretched out his dirty hand to grab the pear: "The old Taoist is thirsty, quench your thirst with a pear......

When the countryman heard this, he hurriedly took the pear back, he looked the old way up and down, although the robe was old, but there was no patch, how could there be no copper coin when the bag was full? Besides, Lao Dao has more meat on his face and arms than he sells pears! The countryman put the pears back in the wooden cart: "No, no, no, if you want to eat pears, you can take the money, if you want one, he wants one, everyone wants to take it for nothing, who wants to buy pears?" ”

Lao Dao sneered: "That's it, if you don't give it, Lao Dao will plant it himself!" ”

The countryman crossed his arms and said, "Oh, you have the ability to grow it yourself, then I will have a long experience!" ”

Lao Dao looked around for a while, picked up a pear core from the ground, and shouted to the people on the street: "Lao Dao wants to plant a pear, who can borrow a pot of water, and there will be tender and juicy pears later!" ”

When a small vendor heard this, he immediately ran over with a water bag.

Who doesn't like free things, passers-by immediately watched, three layers inside and three layers outside, the water could not be drained, the old road stood inside and found a piece of soil to bury the pear core in it, poured water, kept pulling in the air with both hands, and shouted in his mouth: "Pear, pear grow up quickly......"

The countryman also crowded in the crowd to watch, his pupils contracted, and he saw saplings suddenly popping out of the soil, growing, flowering and bearing fruit, and it was full of big pears in just a few breaths!

The Taoist priest picked a pear by himself, took a bite, it was really refreshing and juicy, and his mouth was fragrant, he laughed: "The seeer has a share, the old Taoist pears don't need money, come and come, quench your thirst, quench your thirst!" ”

Juggling grandchildren also stood in the crowd.

The grandson also wants to go up and pick two free pears to eat, no way, this big pear is really good!

Who knew that the old man grabbed his grandson's neck and said, "If you want to eat pears, I'll buy them for you, but you can't eat the pears on this tree, and grandpa can't eat them!" ”

Sun Tzu didn't know why, the old man tried his body to fit the crowd as much as possible, his face was complicated, he looked at the old man standing under the pear tree and shook his head: "You just need to remember that everything you get depends on yourself, don't take advantage of it!" ”

Under the generous invitation of Lao Dao, the onlookers wanted to step forward to pick pears, Lao Dao laughed and turned around and squeezed out of the crowd to leave, who knew that he didn't walk a few steps, and heard all kinds of screams behind him! When he looked back, his face stiffened, and he saw that the trees that were originally full of pears seemed to come to life, and they shook the branches vigorously, and the pears were like fists dancing around, and people couldn't dodge and were beaten by pears!

The countryman fled, and found that all the pears in the cart were gone, and a wooden board was missing from the cart, so he knew that he had been hit by the spell, and hurriedly shouted: "This Taoist priest has turned my pears into a tree!" My pears, pears! ”

"Ah, that old way tricks us with witchcraft!"

"Beat him!"

People take advantage of it and get beaten, and the anger rises! On weekdays, when encountering this kind of Taoist monk who can spell, the people will basically be cowardly, but now there are many brave people, they gather together, stride towards the old road, only to see one by one roll up their sleeves and clench their fists, I'm afraid it won't be light!

(End of chapter)