Chapter 2 I want to become an immortal but I can't think about becoming an immortal

The countryman's pears were scattered all over the place, and in the surging crowd, they were trampled a lot, and he pushed the cart with a wooden frame missing, and beat his chest on the ground, crying and picking it up: "My pears, my pears...... What am I going to do! In order to catch the market, he was reluctant to hire an ox cart from the countryside, so he relied on his legs to pull the pears to the market, but he didn't expect to encounter this kind of thing because he refused a Taoist priest to ask for pears!

A bull's nose with a thousand cuts!

The people's eyes widened with anger, and they were angry not that the old Taoist priest had deceived the countrymen's pears with a blind eye, but that the old Taoist had beaten them with a pear tree......

Lao Dao looked at the menacing crowd coming, frowned, his eyes swept around the crowd twice, he didn't see any suspicious person, he clasped his hands into fists and shouted loudly: "Which colleague made such a joke with Lao Dao, please come out and see it!" After shouting twice, no one came out to express their position, but people were getting closer and closer.

He snorted, turned around and left, and the speed of walking was not fast, but he always kept a certain distance from people, no more, no less, and even some people ran and chased.

At this moment, the sky suddenly became a little dark, Lao Dao looked up, and a small black cloud was floating in the air following him, and he raised his hand and counted a few times: "Lao Dao should not be rained, there is no god in this cloud, and there is no demon and sneakiness, it is weird, it may just happen to be on the same road......"

As soon as the words fell, a small lightning bolt suddenly fell vertically from the small black cloud, and slashed directly on the crown of the old road, and slashed him on the ground on the spot, his face was black, his hands and feet were constantly trembling, and the whole person seemed to have fallen into coal!

People finally caught up, looking at the miserable old way, no one dared to do anything, for fear of beating him to death, just turned their heads to each other, secretly saying that God couldn't see this bull's nose playing tricks, and deliberately lowered thunder and lightning to split him! The crowd dispersed, and the countrymen who were picking pears in the distance also heard the thunder, and learned from the people's mouths that the old road was struck by lightning, and the grief in their hearts was suddenly much less, and they lay on the ground and kowtowed to God a few times, shouting Thank God for punishing the bad guys!

The grandfather and grandson, who were performing the iron gun and locked their throats, were also hurriedly packing their luggage at the moment, and the child was puzzled: "Grandpa, it's not the old cow's nose that we are doing, why did you leave in such a hurry?" ”

The old man threw his luggage on his back: "It's true that we don't shoot, but when we walk the rivers and lakes to perform arts, we always have to have more eyes, we know a little more than ordinary people, and it is easy to attract people's attention!" ”

The child was quite angry: "We are too tired to walk around like this!" ”

The old man smiled bitterly: "Half a year ago, we passed by a county town to perform the fairy rope, do you remember, I asked you to follow the fairy rope to the 'heavenly court' to pick the 'fairy peach', your limbs and head separated and fell, I can't restore you with a treasure chest." That's someone who can't see us making money in the local area, and they want to teach us a lesson!

My body can't be restored for more than a moment and three moments and is really dead, I apologized to the crowd and said that I would leave immediately, but the person still didn't stop, and in the end there was no way, I forcibly broke the law to let you recover, and there was an old monk in the crowd whose head fell to the ground, obviously it was him, if we didn't go fast, I'm afraid we would have been beheaded in the autumn of this year. ”

The child had a bitter face: "This can't do this, it doesn't work, it's so difficult for us." ”

The old man took the child's arm and strode to the other side of the street: "There are a thousand hardships in life, and we can only boil slowly, our grandfather and grandson are just Jianghu warlocks who know a little bit about Qimen Dunjia, and they are not as good as the real sect members, so let's keep a low profile!" You see that there was the old Taoist priest who thundered just now, obviously, there are masters in this one......"

Their voices grew quieter and farther away, and the child glanced back at the countryman who was picking up pears, and happened to see that the young man who had given them a small piece of broken silver was also there.

It took a long time for the old man who was lying on the ground to recover his strength, summoning thunder, this is not a skill that ordinary people can grasp casually!

Lao Dao struggled to support his body, his skin was like a fire, and his internal organs seemed to be displaced! He was glad and afraid in his heart, just now he actually wanted to make a way with this master who could summon thunder, but fortunately he didn't come out, he just used thunder to slash him, the proportion was just right, the pain was unbearable and not to die......

There were not many people on the countryman's side, and the old man didn't dare to raise his eyes to identify who it would be.

He clasped his fists in both hands Yin and Yang Taiji, raised them above his head, and said loudly: "Thank you for your mercy!" I didn't dare to walk over, I stretched out my hand and groped in the bag for a while, and threw it gently, only to see a black shadow in the air and cross an arc in front of the countryman, and said from afar: "This is to pay you pear money, farewell......"

Lao Dao held on to his aching body and ran away.

The countryman was a little confused, Lao Dao actually threw a small half-run copper coin over, he just saw that there were at least two hundred pieces on the rope, although the pears were trampled a lot, but they did not rot two hundred, he picked up the money and hurriedly wanted to find Lao Dao, who knew that he couldn't even see the figure......

The young man who was sitting on the stone and watching, this ending was quite satisfying, the old Taoist priest bullied the poor with magic, beat him, and gave the money, it was too much.

The young man is none other than Chen Chuchu.

He didn't expect that he had just crossed over, and he came across the classic story of selling pears and chatting about Zhai, he still read several well-known stories about Liaozhai, the story of selling pears, he has always been a little awkward, buying and selling you and I will, the old Taoist can't be driven away, so he used spells to vent his anger, and by the way, "punished" the "stinginess" of the countrymen, sorry, this kind of behavior Chen Chu did not agree!

Not long after Chen Chuchu crossed over, he knew from the surrounding population that this was Zichuan County.

This mission is a long-term one, the purpose is [Red Dust Refining Heart] [Becoming an Immortal], but this scope is too large, Chen Qi feels that he has experienced twenty-six worlds and is half of Red Dust Refining Heart, if he just wants to become an immortal, the Five Prisons Becoming Immortal Method can also be done, but the Nine Heavens Xuannu obviously will not agree with him taking shortcuts in this way......

There are many ways to become an immortal, but they are all bitter and take a long time.

Either study the Tao Sutra, absorb the aura of heaven and earth, constantly improve your cultivation and realm, and wait for the Heavenly Dao Thunder Tribulation to come, and if you can't, you can pass it, and if you can't pass it, you will turn into ashes. This method is similar to using "force" to become an immortal, and the way of heaven naturally uses "force" to test the traverser.

There is also merit to become an immortal, continue to do good deeds, do great good deeds, this is the most difficult, if the heart is rushing to become an immortal to do good things at the beginning, in the end it is not good to do nothing, if there is, the underworld city god temple should be an errand......

There is also incense into immortals, that is, to do earth-shattering events, by the people or the court to establish temples and plastic golden bodies to worship, small can become a yin god, great can succeed in virtue, be a mountain god or kill demons and demons or something, similar to the previous one, but this usually has to die to achieve......

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