Chapter 7 Tie Guan Li and Zhang Guolao
Chen Chuchu didn't talk nonsense, simply recorded a few seconds of video for himself, and played it to him: "This is a treasure, you can record some of the live events for later viewing." The child here is my very good family, he is proficient in a hundred schools, and he is even better at medicine, your mother is not sick and demonic, eighty percent is like what my family said, I have a wish but can't achieve it......"
Fei Changfang was a little in a daze: "My mother doesn't go out often, there is food and drink at home, there is nothing lacking at all, she eats fasting and recites Buddha at home, and has persuaded me to believe in Buddhism many times, but I declined, is it because of this matter?" He hurriedly turned around and lay down in front of his mother and said, "Mother, I am willing to follow you to worship the Buddha, please get better." ”
Chen Chu remembered the plot in the TV series and said: "I heard that Master Tang Xuanzang obtained the true scriptures of Buddhism from the Western Heavens, could it be that Lingtang also wants to see the content of the true scriptures?" ”
"Maybe that's the case!"
Fei Changfang also felt that it was, his mother had been talking about Tang Xuanzang in the past few days, and he said anxiously: "But those true scriptures are only circulated in the Chang'an City Temple, how can I be in time when I come and go......"
At this moment, a voice came: "Hahahaha, Fei Changfang, it is a good thing for your mother to believe in Buddhism, and you don't have to go so far if you want to seek the true scriptures, as long as you sincerely worship the Buddha and worship all the way to the mountain from here, maybe you will have a harvest!" ”
The space shook, and out of the blur came an old beggar with Mediterranean hair, his clothes were torn and smelly, his right foot was on the crutches and limped over and said, "Also, don't be a general, you are destined to become my apprentice and become an immortal!" Hurry up and do what I say, save your mother, and then follow me to cultivate into an immortal. ”
Spell!
Fei Changfang was a little surprised, but quickly accepted it, after all, he had seen the illusion of Donghua Shangxian single-handedly fighting the devil.
The person who came was Tie Guan Li, he limped over, his eyes fell on Chen Chuchu, and a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes: "I don't know if this is ......"
It's so much worse.
Chen Chuchu is a person who has seen the eight immortals in the Liaozhai world, and the Tie Guan Li in it is also old and ugly, but the appearance comes with a filter, the fairy spirit is fluttering, and the righteousness is awe-inspiring......
And what to say in front of him, he is more like a clumsy imitator.
However, he is also the Eight Immortals of this world, Chen Chuchu hugged his fists and said: "The idle Taoist who travels all over the world, Chen San." ”
Tie Guan Li didn't introduce himself, but pinched his left hand, and frowned: "Strange, although Fei Changfang's road to becoming an immortal is a bit bumpy, but you, Chen San, are not in the calamity, why do you ......?"
He followed Taishang Laojun to practice, knew how to calculate, and counted back and forth, but he couldn't calculate Chen's initial life, and sweat broke out on his forehead......
In terms of calculation, Taishang Laojun once said (the Queen Mother also said to Peony) that if you want to pinch another person, then the mana of the person who calculates must be more than twice as high as the other party to succeed! Tie Guan Li secretly said, he was the first of the eight immortals to become an immortal, he had practiced with Lao Jun for many years before becoming an immortal, and his mana would not be bad no matter how he said it, why couldn't he count a cultivator in the world?
He was shocked, could it be that the demon head of the sky was disguised?
Thinking of this, he laughed, took off the gourd from his waist and said, "It turned out to be a fellow Daoist, look at the quality of my medicine gourd?" ”
The Tongtian Sect Master broke the spell and came out, the Eight Immortals gathered to destroy the demons, there can be no accidents in this process, Tie Guan Li's idea is very simple, that is, take Chen Chuchu to the Heavenly Court to show Lao Jun if there is a problem, and apologize if there is no problem, if there is a problem, the Heavenly Court is full of talents, and Chen Chuchu can't run.
Tie Guan Li didn't wait for Chen Chu's reply, and a violent suction force suddenly appeared in the gourd to suck it in......
Chen Chuchu: "I'm grass...... You! ”
No wonder he burst into foul language, Tie Guan Li suddenly came to this hand really didn't expect!
He tore off the refining gourd on his waist, pulled out the stopper, bit his finger and smeared the blood on the bottom of the gourd: "Collect it for me!" "The mouth of the gourd shines with golden light, producing greater suction!
Kiss!
Tie Guan Li didn't expect Chen Chuchu's gourd to be able to suck it, but he didn't catch it in his hand, and the medicine gourd flipped in the air and suddenly entered Chen Chuchu's gourd, without even making a sound......
This is a medicine gourd given by Lao Jun, which contains a large number of elixirs.
Chen Chu folded directly into space, his figure flickered, and disappeared from the room in an instant.
Tie Guan Li was anxious, his divine sense let go of the scan, and found that Chen Shichu, who was in the room just now, was heading out of the county at a very fast speed, and he glanced at Fei Changfang: "Good apprentice, do what I say, your mother will definitely get better!" ”
Outside the county, Chen Chuchu's space kept folding, and then turned into a sword light and rose into the sky!
"Stay for me!"
An iron crutch flew from the sky, hitting the sword light hard, it was Tie Guan Li who chased after him, his clothes bulged, the air flow churned, and he stood in the air and stared at Chen Chuchu, who turned into sword light: "Little thief, give me back the medicine gourd!" ”
Chen Chu smiled, he looked at Tie Guan Li and said: "This is unreasonable, we have no grievances, you take the gourd to plot against me, and it is nothing if I take your gourd......
Tie Guan Li's face turned red, this matter is indeed not authentic for him, but in the face of the catastrophe of heaven and earth, there cannot be too many variables in the return of the eight immortals.
He said loudly: "There is a great catastrophe in heaven and earth, the origin of the Taoist friend is unknown, and the heavenly machine on his body is blurred, but which great god in the heavenly court?" For the sake of this world, please also take a trip to Tushi Palace, one of which is my misunderstanding, and I should apologize! ”
Heaven's Court? Chen Chuchu really didn't dare to go up, if he went up, if he couldn't find out because of the identity of the traverser, he would become an "extraterritorial demon", then he wouldn't have to come down......
He took out the medicine gourd and threw it over: "I'm just a monk, the goal is only to cultivate and become an immortal, please don't entangle." ”
Seeing that he was so polite, the iron crutch in his hand was not, and it was not, and suddenly, an old voice came from afar: "With my Zhang Guo Lao here, it won't be a problem to take him down!" ”
Chen Chuchu: "Hmm??? ”
In the night sky in the east, a donkey stepped into the air, and there was an old man with white hair and white beard, wearing a Taoist robe, who was sitting on a fishing drum made of bamboo tubes, and it was He Shou Wu Chengxian who stole the pangolin, and Zhang Guolao, who mocked the pangolin!
He lightly beat the fishing drum, and said with a smile on his face: "Tie Guan Li, it is important for our eight immortals to return to their positions, since you suspect it, then you can forcibly take it to the sky, and you don't plan to do anything after two hits." ”
Chen Chuchu didn't know why, when he saw this version of Zhang Guolao, he couldn't help frowning, and now he didn't look like an immortal when he spoke, so he said unceremoniously: "Who should I be, it turned out to be Zhang Guolao who stole demon elf medicine and became an immortal!" Why, after stealing He Shou Wu, the thief is addicted to sex, and he still wants to learn to kidnap people? ”
In the traditional story of the Eight Immortals, Zhang Guolao is also a person who loves to wander around, but he is kind and charitable, claiming to have existed since the time of Emperor Yao, lived for a long time, and was later invited by Tie Guan Li on the Jade Shoot Mountain to become an immortal! Here, he relied on stealing elixir to become an immortal, taking the opportunity of others to become an immortal, it's simple!