Chapter 8: You're Not an Immortal at All

Chen Chuchu's undisguised ridicule was like a rusty crowbar, piercing into Zhang Guolao's vital point!

Zhang Guolao suddenly broke his defense, obviously a lot of age, but he still spoke like a three- or four-year-old boy with a grievance voice, and said loudly: "You bastard, do I call it stealing, it's obviously just food that no one wants on the mountain!" I have always cherished food, so naturally I can't watch good things go to waste, what's wrong with a few sips of soup? ”

Chen Chuchu laughed out loud and said, "Don't ask yourself to be regarded as a thief, but if you live a long time, will you go to the dog?" Let's not talk about the elixir you stole for the time being, let's talk about how the donkey under the crotch became an immortal? Could it be that he followed the example of his master, stealing from top to bottom and drinking up the rest of the elixir? ”

This slap problem, Zhang Guolao's beard was fried, and he said angrily: "I ate everything, and I didn't mean it, can I still spit it out!" ”

Chen Chuchu smiled undiminishedly: "Then why do you still sit on the donkey and squeeze your eyebrows and mock the owner of the stewed elixir after becoming an immortal with the help of the elixir, is this intentional, could it be that after becoming an immortal, you will automatically wash away all your own sins?" ”

This, why is this man like this!

Zhang Guolao felt that he was about to be stunned, his voice forgot to clip, and he roared: "What do you know, it's a pangolin, it's a monster, he can't become an immortal even if he eats the elixir, and his skills will only increase greatly and cause disaster to the world!" I took the elixir for the sake of heaven, returning to the immortal realm, and there were more important things to do! ”

Chen Chu showed a look of sudden realization: "I see, it's a good move, if I go astray in the future, bully men and women, kill people and take money, I will bring out this set of rhetoric!" After all, this is what Zhang Guolao, the oldest and most capable of the Eight Immortals, said, he set a precedent, whoever dares to question it, I will kill people in the name of Zhang Guolao......"

Such shocking words also have to carry the three words of Zhang Guolao.

Tie Guan Li was silent next to him, and he had the heart to say a few words for Zhang Guolao, but the fact is that as a disciple who has followed Laojun for many years, he really has no face to reverse right and wrong.

Seeing that Tie Guan Li didn't help, Zhang Guo felt aggrieved, slapped the fishing drum in his arms with his left hand, and sprang out a sword from it, holding it, and then his body shook, and flew down from the donkey, the tip of the sword went straight to Chen Chu's eyebrows, and said angrily: "I call you a demon nonsense!" ”

In the original Ming Dynasty author Wu Yuantai's "Journey to the East", there is such a sentence that reveals Zhang Guolao's true body: [Zhang Guozhi, a white bat since chaos. It is subject to the breath of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, and it has been transformed into a human being for a long time. 】

The TV series "Journey to the East" is adapted from this Ming Dynasty, and the title of the book is also called "The Eight Immortals of Shangdong", the TV series was quite popular when it was staged, but the characters in it were more angry than the other, so Chen Chuchu went to find the original book and found that there was a huge difference between the two!

Zhang Guolao not only did not steal the elixir to eat, but he was also very awesome.

In the book, there is no pangolin Tongtian sect master, and there is no blood curse, although Lu Dongbin did help the enemy army in the Song Dynasty to set up the seventy-two heavenly gate array, but it was all because he was angry with the immortal friends and made trouble. In the end, when the Eight Immortals crossed the sea, Lan Caihe stepped on the jade board, which was targeted by the Dragon Prince, snatched the jade board, and involved Lan Caihe in the East China Sea. The Eight Immortals were furious and furious towards the East China Sea.

The Dragon King was originally at a loss, but he was scolded for being on fire, and he was also scolded, the Seven Immortals were so angry that they simply burned the East China Sea, moved mountains and reclaimed the sea, and started all kinds of fights. The dragon king couldn't beat it, so he went to move the rescue soldiers, but he couldn't beat it, and he went to the heavenly court to report it, and invited the heavenly soldiers and generals to arrest the eight immortals, and it was another fight...... The plot is full of fun.

The eight immortals in the original book have their own characteristics, although they have tempers, but at least they are reasonable, the reason why they are getting more and more angry with the dragon king is purely because the dragon prince refuses to return Lan Caihe's jade plate, and the two sides have a real fire.

Chen Chuchu wished that he was traveling through the original world, but there was no way, the reality was so cruel......

He took out the final sword in his hand with a sonorous sound, looked at the murderous Zhang Guolao, and said coldly: "I'm sorry, I don't allow you to insult Zhang Guolao's image like this!" ”

"Come on, I've done one!"

The collision between swords and swords, sparks flicker!

Chen Chu's wrist was numb, and he was relieved in his heart, Zhang Guolao's cultivation was not like the cultivation from the time of Emperor Yao to the present.

Zhang Guolao suddenly smiled, his figure flickered, like a dream, countless long swords stabbed from all angles, it turned out that he was weak when he came up, and then he started his real cultivation, and what he wanted was a surprise! Seeing that Chen Qiqi was about to be tied into a hedgehog, the space was distorted, and Chen Qiqi appeared strangely more than ten meters away, as if he was already there.

Space folding.

Chen Chu said indifferently: "The trick is vicious, it's really good." ”

Tie Guan Li also saw that something was wrong, and stood in the clouds and shouted: "Zhang Guolao, he is not a person of calamity, he just wants to take it to Heaven to show Lao Jun what is going on, don't be so heavy!" ”

Zhang Guolao was already a little upset, the sword emitted a dazzling cold light, the mana surged, and he slashed out hard, and with a bang, the ground was sunken into a deep ditch.

Chen Chu blocked like this, and the final sword kept trembling, and he was not polite, he put the sword back into the sheath, and then held the refining gourd in his left hand and shouted loudly: "Out!" ”

Zhang Guolao's beard and hair were flying, staring at the refining gourd tightly and sneering: "You are just a mere mortal, and you have to fight against the immortals?" I'm going to see what you can do! ”

A white light erupted from the refining gourd!

The white light swept towards Zhang Guolao with great might, so frightened that he raised his sword to block, only to hear a click, and the sword that had been with him for many years broke under the attack of the white light! He hurriedly pinched his hands, and the mana was wrapped around his body, trying to block the white light, and the mixed yuan scarf and white hair on the top of his head were cut off a lot......

What a magic weapon!

Zhang Guolao didn't dare to hold it up, untied the fishing drum behind him, stretched out his hand and slapped it hard at the bottom of the fishing drum, and an unknown tone came out of his mouth, and the blue light gushed out of the fishing drum, turning into an octagonal shield to block the white light! The white light showed its original form, and it turned out to be the wind sword, one of the four swords of the Nine Heavens Xuannu.

He had just become an immortal yesterday, and his realm had not yet been completely consolidated, and at this moment, facing the Xuannu Wind Sword, sweat broke out on his forehead: "Tie Guan Li, you should come over to help!" ”

Tie Guan Li Rumeng just woke up, he guessed that Chen Chuchu should have some small means, but he could compete with Zhang Guolao, who had already become an immortal, which he didn't expect. That weapon should be its hole card......

He condescended, took out the medicine gourd again, drew a spell on the mouth of the gourd with his two fingers, and shouted in a low voice: "Fire come!" The fire at the mouth of the gourd swayed, black smoke rose straight out, and flames like liquid fell from the sky and splashed towards Chen Chuchu!

This iron cane Li is still coming!

Chen Chuchu also slapped the refining gourd, and then a flash of red light flew out.

Before this red light reached Tie Guan Li, the intense heat had already scalded his beard and rolled it up! An even more outrageous thing happened, the flame that had just poured out of the gourd was the remnant fire that jumped out of the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun, and it was not a problem to melt gold and iron.