''Ah~'~

Syllable!!!

''Why are you hitting me again!'' ’’～

''Stinky boy, what are you shouting, I haven't used the knife yet, you're screaming like killing a pig!'' ’’～

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In the Smoke Pavilion, the laborers and capitalists were tied up strongly, and they were lying in this smoke edge field, intimidated by the old man Yue with a knife.

But there is no way, due to the restraint of the trapped immortal rope, we can't move at all, so we can only let the old man Yue be ruthless to me.

Sou~

I saw that the knife in Yue Lao's hand flashed, and it collided with the fingertips of my fingers, and the speed was completely beyond my imagination.

Boom!!!

But the strange thing is that I didn't notice the pain at all, but just a trace of ** feeling, but when I opened my eyes and carefully observed what was happening in front of me!

I realized that Yue Lao's natal knife actually had a slight crack, but my fingers were still fine.

Poof!!

The breaking of the natal knife is a big blow to the cultivator, which is equivalent to a blow to the main body.

Therefore, Yue Lao is currently slightly injured, but fortunately, the natal knife is only broken, and it is estimated that it will be better when Yue Lao recuperates for a while.

However, when I looked at Yue Lao again, I realized that the guy was actually stunned, with a pair of eyes staring at the boss, looking directly at my fingers, with a face full of disbelief.

''Obediently, your flesh is so hard, do you have any treasure wearing, let me see!'' ’’～

I guess Yue Lao is crazy at this time, and he ignored the blood at the corner of his mouth, hurriedly withdrew the sleepy fairy rope into his sleeve, and then ran over to check my fingers as soon as he bent down.

Check it, check it, anyway, I've always thought that I didn't wear any treasures, maybe due to the loss of memory, I forgot a thing that Xuanwu once gave me.

Seeing that Yue Lao kept looking at my fingers, I asked him: "Uncle Yue, have you seen enough, I am a man, you make me very embarrassed by this appearance!" ’’～

Looking at the old thing, my heart was pounding, but fortunately, Yue Lao suddenly found himself out of shape, and suddenly recovered his grace, coughing twice, as if pretending to be fine.

''Have you found anything to treasure!'' ’’～

Actually, I was also very curious, I obviously felt that my strength was very weak, but I never found that the body was so strong, so I hurriedly asked Yue Lao if he had found out what treasure I was wearing, but the result was that I was squirted blood by Yue Lao!

''Stinky boy, are you fooling me, this old man, you don't even know if you are wearing a baby, how can I find out that you are wearing a baby, you are sick!'' ’’～

After Yue Lao finished speaking, he wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and glared at me with an idiot-like look, as if he was looking at me if I really had amnesia.

And I kept staring at him, as if to answer him that I really had amnesia, so I kept staring at him for sure, until I got impatient with the old moon, turned my head and said to me: "Okay, I believe it!" ’’～

......

Hehe, this is the strength of labor and management, kill all the myths that don't believe in Brother Dong, even if the other party is Yue Lao, we won't cut him.

''May I ask if the old man is in the house!'' ’’～

Suddenly, a sound came from outside, interrupting the silence between me and Yue Lao, and then I gained insight into the people from the outside world through a mirror behind the door of the Yanyuan Pavilion.

It was four people, the leader was dressed in gold, holding a broadsword in his hand, and standing at the door of Yue Lao with a fierce face, until Yue Lao opened the door for him, I saw his smiling face that was uglier than crying.

It wasn't until the four men walked in that I suddenly felt as if I had seen them somewhere, but I couldn't remember them for a while, and I couldn't help but feel a little unhappy.

Watching Yue Lao talk to the four of them, and I was arranged to be unable to move in the smoke edge until Yue Lao drove the auspicious clouds with the four of them, and saw that they were all gone, so I immediately got up from those one-man tall winter melon seedlings, patted my ass and walked into a small pavilion.

''Haha, this is really a good place, just right, quiet, and comfortable, and there are big winter melons and porcelain dolls everywhere for me to enjoy, it is really reluctant to leave. ’’～

However, I felt that I had been outside for too long, so I hurriedly opened the door and stepped out of the Yanyuan Pavilion to find my way back to the Doushi Palace.

Fortunately, the clouds and mist had dissipated at this time, and as soon as I went out, I saw the fireworks in the alchemy furnace of Tushi Palace, so I hurriedly stepped on the clouds and rushed towards Tushi Palace.

Sou~

I was already less than 100 meters away from Tushi Palace, but what happened next was infuriating.

I saw a flash of golden light in front of me, and the laborers and management were tied up again, and dragged farther and farther away, until I couldn't see the Tushi Palace at all, and they stopped.

, is it possible that there are human traffickers in this sky, looking at their posture, feelings brought me here to dig out my kidneys, what to do, what to do, what should I do!!

"Boy, you don't look like you're from the Divine Domain, say it quickly, you are in such a hurry to rush to the Tushi Palace, are you going to steal the elixir!" ’’～

It was at this time that I realized that there was still a person standing next to me, and it seemed that he was the protagonist.

This man had three eyes, a long poke in his hand, a fierce face, and a bright mirror on his chest (in fact, the one that every general has), and was questioning me seriously.

Nima, labor and management are good or not, and they are actually regarded as stealing the elixir by this guy, oh my God, I was wronged.

Although I usually like to steal some elixirs to eat, but those are just tonic pills that Lao Jun doesn't want, besides, he also let me eat it.

''Big brother, you caught it wrong, I'm the guard of Tushi Palace, okay, please take care of it! ’’～

After I finished speaking, I raised a word protection in my clothes to let these three eyes see, who knew that these three eyes suddenly turned red, and said to me embarrassedly: "Oh, I'm sorry, the Heavenly Court has been cracking down recently, and the Emperor of Heaven has asked me to strictly grasp the security of the Heavenly Court, so, I'm sorry~!! ’’～

After the three eyes finished speaking, they ran away with a red face, and the sorry pulled in the sky for a long time before stopping, leaving me alone and still standing there looking at the three eyes in the distance.

However, when I reacted, I found that the labor and management seemed to be far away from the Tushi Palace, and the surroundings were like a wasteland, and there were clouds and mist everywhere, which made the labor and management really confused.

So he couldn't help but point to the sky where the three eyes were leaving and shouted: "Damn the three eyes, your mother is xxx, throw Lao Tzu here and run away by yourself!" ’’～

Helplessly, the three eyes have long been gone, 555, labor and management have been so unlucky recently, but just when I was extremely lonely, I suddenly found a bright light shooting at me in the distance.

''Hey, bro, do you want a free ride!'' ’’～

''Go to Tushi Palace!'' ’’～

''Well, sit tight!'' ’’～

......

It turned out to be really unlucky, and it was also very sad, I was actually tricked by the Three Eyes, but when I was extremely sad, I actually met the legendary unlucky star Broom Star.

In the end, I was brought back to Tushi Palace by the broom star riding a broomstick, which made me look at the broom star that the world thinks is the unlucky star.

Well, the perfect ending.

But it wasn't that simple, but just when I landed on the broom, I realized that there was a big hole in the ground, and I actually fell straight into the pit, and almost didn't cripple me.

''Nima, don't you get rid of parking the car next time, my poor little heart!'' ’’～

Helplessly, the broom star has already flown away, it seems that the unlucky star is worthy of being the unlucky star, no matter what he does to do good deeds, he will eventually bring bad luck to everyone he visits, maybe this is also the reason why everyone and the gods stay away from the broom star!

In this way, the labor and management who have not found a home for so long have returned, and the first person who has just crawled out of the big hole is Lao Jun, and the labor and management are really faceless.

''Stinky boy, where have you gone, do you know that the Heavenly Court is going to hold a peach conference recently, but it's okay, it's still too late, go change your clothes, and wait until noon to go to the banquet with me! ’’～

Labor and management have been so unlucky recently, and I don't know if the people in the Divine Domain like to spray blood on others, and this is simply a single day has passed, and I have been sprayed with blood several times. (It seems that this heavenly court is a year a day, and I thought about it so quickly, it doesn't seem so easy!) ）

There is no way, who let us be guards, the official level crushed people to death, so the laborers and managers ran into the wardrobe and picked out a piece of clothing that they were most satisfied with.

As a result, it seems that the result is very miserable, I was beaten up by Lao Jun, and finally Lao Jun picked out a suitable civilian clothes from the wardrobe for me to me.

Why am I crazy about Lao Jun, this question has been bothering me for a long time, and I only found out when I chatted with the boys!

That day, I actually chose the clothes that Lao Jun wore when he was refining the pill, if I wore it out, Lao Jun's face would probably be lost, and it is estimated that only I know it, it turns out that Lao Jun is also a sullen person.

After I changed my clothes, I flew with Lao Jun to the auspicious clouds to fly to the unknown place, but I heard Lao Jun say that it seemed to be going to the Heavenly Mother to attend the banquet, because the Pan Tao Conference was held by the Heavenly Mother.

In this way, I don't know how long I flew in the clouds, but I seemed to be about to fall asleep, but accompanied by Lao Jun, I couldn't sleep if you wanted to, because as long as I dozed off, there would be a pain in my head.

The reason is very simple, that is, Lao Jun is rewarding you for eating fried chestnuts, and I am sure that you will be the first to take a bun!

Then Lao Jun used an elixir to eliminate the bag, but the pain in the flesh was still there, and he couldn't sleep even if he dozed off.

Finally, after five or six hours of tossing and turning, the peach assembly hall of the Heavenly Mother gradually came into view, and that place, if it was really magnificent, was tens of thousands of people in our village.

And the immortals from all over the world came to congratulate at the same time, not to mention how spectacular the scene was, I dare to say, all the immortals who came here, those are not all great immortals.

As for people like me who want to be talentless, martial arts, and faceless, I guess I must be the first man in the world to come to participate in the Pan Tao Conference.

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.................................................................. "The Years I Was a Demon Corpse".........................................................................