Chapter 249: Minefield of the Divine Domain
In the Pan Tao Conference, there are the main gods of the West wearing golden armor, and there are also bald Buddhas with fat heads and big ears, in short, in my opinion, this is an exchange meeting that links the Quartet.
In the end, I was arranged by Lao Jun in a place where I don't know my name, and Lao Jun himself flew towards the Tianmu Palace with auspicious clouds.
After Lao Jun left, I found a stone bench to sit down in this place where all the immortals and gods gathered, and watched the two old immortals in front of me play chess.
Young people are always active, let me watch the two old immortals play chess like this, it is inevitable that it will be a little boring after a long time.
And these two old immortals were like dumb people, and they had been working for two hours, and they didn't say a word, and they didn't answer me when I asked them anything.
There was no way, the mood of labor and management became extremely lonely in an instant, and he always wanted to do something, so he left the two old immortals and wandered around alone.
Because of the lesson of the last time, I didn't dare to go too far, as long as I couldn't see the place where the peach conference was held, I wouldn't go, but unconsciously, I had turned into a peach forest.
There are large peach trees in the peach orchard, the trees are full of peaches, the branches and leaves are almost falling to the ground, and the peach is pink and attractive, I can't help but pick a few!
Leaning alone under the peach tree where to eat the peach, admiring the endless peach forest, unconsciously a tree of peach has entered the stomach.
However, just as I was about to leave, I suddenly found that the immortal peach not far away seemed to be much larger than here, and there was a stone monument standing in the place where the peach forest intersected.
Out of curiosity, I walked over and leaned over to look at the words on the stele, but fortunately I hadn't forgotten the words, otherwise I wouldn't have known what was written on them!
It reads: "Pan Tao Orchard, there are 3,600 peach trees in the garden, 1,200 in front, the flowers and fruits are small, and they are ripe for 3,000 years.
There are 1,200 plants in the middle, the layers of flowers are sweet, they are ripe for 6,000 years, and people eat Xiaju and soar, and they are immortal.
There are 1,200 plants in the back, purple veined nucleus, ripe for 9,000 years, and people eat the same life as heaven and earth, and the sun and the moon are the same as Geng."
As soon as I saw that it was so beneficial, I flew to the back of the 1,200 plants, and ate so much that I forgot a certain amount, and it seemed to me that if I could open my mouth, I must stuff a peach into it.
And the peaches melted in my stomach, and when I looked for their traces, I found that they had disappeared in my body, no matter how many peaches I ate, I could only satisfy my cravings, and I couldn't satisfy my stomach at all, so I ate it, and almost all the peaches in the garden entered my stomach.
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''All the fairies, the mother of heaven has an order, the peach feast is about to begin, quickly bring the peach to the conference, please taste the immortals, if you miss the time, be careful of the mother of heaven to punish! ’’~
''Yes.'' ’’~
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Suddenly, I heard someone planning something not far away, but when I listened to the details, I realized that I seemed to be in trouble.
Since it's broken, it's already a capital crime anyway, who let others not tell me that this is Pan Taoyuan, and there is no one to watch, so I just lay alone on a fairy branch and closed my eyes to recuperate, waiting for the sanction of the comer.
''Oh, big sister is not good, look at it! ’’~
''How can this be, inform the Heavenly Mother quickly!'' ’’~
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After a voice finished speaking, I felt the chaos between them, which definitely frightened these fairies, after all, it was the entire peach forest, and it was definitely enough to make the Heavenly Mother angry.
I heard that the voice was a woman, and when I opened my eyes, I found that there were actually seven beauties, and all of them were all in the country, and they were definitely rare beauties in the world.
Not long after they left, a team of elite heavenly soldiers surrounded the place, of course, in the end, the labor and management were also taken away by them, but when I passed by Lao Jun, I showed sorry in my eyes, and Lao Jun just looked at me and didn't open his mouth to say anything.
Even if Lao Jun wants to speak, what can he say, after all, the peach that only opens once in 10,000 years will be destroyed by me like this, even if Lao Jun opens his mouth to intercede for me, what can the Heavenly Mother do, spare me not to die?
I can't, and I know when I look at the iron-green face of the Heavenly Mother, and it's useless for anyone to say. ~~
In this way, labor and management were taken to the demon slaying platform by the heavenly soldiers, but in the face of the huge pressure gate, I could only smile indifferently, who let this be our own fault!
''Ignorant boy, do you really think that you are the second demon monkey, tell you, you ruined the old lady's peach conference, I will never spare you, come and execute!'' ’’~
I, the mother of heaven is a good cow rub, there is a kind of female man's fan, after listening to her words, I almost didn't have the strength to answer her, just faintly spit out a word: "Grass! ’’~
Click~
The sound of the chains loosening, the huge sluice knife several meters wide becoming more and more loose, as if the Grim Reaper was standing beside me at this time, holding the scythe used to cut wheat in his hand, ready to take my soul at any time.
Boom~
Click~
The knife fell like lightning, impartially, and unsquarely on my neck, but my neck was fine!
As for the big sluice knife of the demon slaying platform, it has been broken into two and is lying next to me, which I regard as discarded steel, and if it can be brought to the mortal world to collect the tattered, maybe it can be bought for a few dollars.
''How is that possible!'' ’’~
Obviously, it was beyond the imagination of the Heavenly Mother, and it was also possible that she had encountered this situation for the second time, after all, before this, she had said that I was not the second demon monkey.
Who doesn't know that the Heavenly Mother will definitely not give up, so I was transferred to the next execution ground, which is the sword mountain and the sea of fire.
Those heavenly soldiers threw me, wearing a large iron chain, straight out of a broken hole, and fell right into a large field of heavenly fire and curly blades!
Tianhuo is fine, it's just those blades, which almost didn't break the old waist of labor and management, and I was angry and scolded their ancestors below, but they had no way to take me, who made them unable to get down. ~~
However, I was negligent at this time, completely ignoring a fire dragon in the sea of fire, like a giant python more than ten meters long, entangled my whole body, and then sprayed fire at my head.
Nima, what else would you order besides Spitfire!
Looking at the fire dragon that is getting thinner and thinner, I wonder if I should let it spray enough, it's something with no IQ anyway.
Until it sprayed itself into a small snake, it didn't know that it had already lost the advantage of attacking.
So I grabbed my little tail and tied it to a flaming red stone pillar closest to me, no matter how hard it struggled, it couldn't break the dead knot of Lao Tzu's system.
In this way, I appeared vividly in front of the Heavenly Mother, and after that, I suffered a lot of torture, no matter the sword mountain and the sea of fire, the ice and fire and other tortures, I avoided them one by one, until I was taken to the Heavenly Thunder area, I felt a trace of danger.
However, I had never encountered such a dangerous aura, as if I had really come to death.
Thundered!!!
After I was taken to the minefield, the guardians quickly evacuated, but they were still running too slowly, only to hear a loud bang and two more charred bones on the ground.
Cracking sound!!!
The minefield was really unusual, the dim sky was full of thunderbolts, and although they hadn't attacked me at this time, I thought they were actually brewing, trying to blast me to pieces with more powerful lightning.
Rumble!!!
Suddenly, just when I was defenseless, a thunderbolt thunderbolted down over the minefield, but fortunately, the hit rate of the thunder was very low, so it just hit my side and did not cause me any harm.
Damn, so wicked!!
What happened next made labor and management collapse, and I saw the thunder one after another, endlessly chasing and attacking me.
No matter how much I run, it can lock onto the area I am in, and it will keep bombarding small areas, and I will be disgraced.
Now the Coke has ruined the Heavenly Mother and her entourage, and even the Heavenly Emperor can't laugh when he watches, as for how they can see my scene in the minefield!
That's because they have a mirror in front of them, and it's not surprising that this mirror can peek into anything in the heavens and all worlds, and can peek into minefields.
Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck!!!
The entire minefield was as far as the eye could see, and there was not a single place to hide from the minefield, and even the door to the space that had brought me in had been closed.
I guess if I want to get out of here, I can't do anything unless I bombard the space I came from, but I don't know how to attack, so I'll have to flee back and forth in this minefield full of lightning and lightning.
But it's not a way to go on like this, you can't keep running, even if it's an immortal, he has a time to collapse, if that's the case, what should I do!
Nima, labor and management are so entangled!!!
was chased and beaten, and was also peeped at, what a shameful thing it is, what to do, I couldn't think of a good way for a while, so I could only run away.
Boom Boom Boom ~~
Suddenly, a particularly loud thunder came into my ears, but when I looked up at the loud noise in the sky, my eyes froze for a moment, and I couldn't help but spit out a sentence: "Fuck, don't play like this!! ’’~
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