"Precautions for Crossing"

Number two: You may be one in a million, but you're not unique.

Don't think that you are special, because the time and space of this continent are extremely unstable, and there are so many people who travel through every three or five times, and they are more diligent than tour groups.

But this also has benefits, how can Bai Juyi say that "they are all fallen people at the end of the world," as long as these brothers are not psychopaths (unfortunately, most of them are), then your goals should be similar to each other. So, cherish your teammates.

Ah Ming next to me is such a good teammate.

He came from the Ming Dynasty, he was righteous like a little chivalrous man, extraordinary like a little grandmaster, handsome like a little white face, which can be summed up as "very good and powerful". Good people are always hard to find, and I trust Ah Ming, and aside from the last of the above advantages, I am happy to travel with him.

"Be kind to your teammates", I personally do a pretty good job, but these guys seem to be very unfriendly.

As soon as we opened the door, a gust of air instantly swept across our cheeks, like a strong wind generated by the fierce fight between the two of us.

Inside the door is a cloister leading to another large door, which is furnished with nothing but two portraits, and can be said to have four white walls. The sign in Ye Ming's hand is 7, so naturally there are six people lining up in this corridor.

These six people look very special......

Let's start with the person closest to me, the only one that seems relatively normal. To put it simply, this is a muscular man. Since his upper body was half-naked, he could see the tense muscles of his body. If the "thinker" thinks about how to become stronger, then the answer is this person. However, what the "thinker" in front of him is usually thinking about how to get taller. Because he is only 1.4 meters, he can still mix a half-price ticket when he gets on the train.

I, who is also a thinker, was also thinking at this time, this dude could have crossed over from Tolkien's "Middle-earth", and the race was either dwarf or hobbit 2.0 enhanced......

The short, muscular man was now in front of us, fisting and kicking at the empty surroundings, looking like a martial artist practicing some kind of boxing technique.

However, Ye Ming and I knew very well that he was fighting. Ye Ming is a person in the rivers and lakes, and his kung fu of listening to sound and distinguishing position is still alive after crossing, and I rely on my sensitive sense of smell to smell the inside story. His opponent must have made himself invisible somehow, so he looks nowhere to be found.

Ye Ming whispered: "The victory and defeat have been divided......"

The two men were so entangled that I didn't see which side was going to win, and asked in a low voice, "How do you know?"

"Well," Ye Ming squatted down and pointed at the big man, "You carefully look at his boxing on the road." ”

Don't you know that my eyes are bad?

"Uh, I'm sorry...... As far as I've observed, this big ...... The strong man still has some strength left. When he punches on the road, his punch speed is extremely fast, and there is almost no interval between his right punches, and his fist is hunting, which shows its power. Under this premise, his next game has never stood still, and he has almost always been in a state of fighting. Ye Ming touched his chin and looked thoughtful, "This kind of fighting method is similar to the 'Dragon Palm Technique', and what it mainly shows is a comfortable posture. Moreover, its breath is even, and the pace of the next plate is ......"

Ye Ming is actually a martial idiot, he doesn't care at all, he can't stand it, he can't understand it, he looks like a high-end commentary emperor.

I could only interrupt his self-talking martial arts lecture: "Long story short. ”

"That strong man obviously has more offense and less blocking, and he has a big chance of winning. ”

When Ye Ming was speaking, there was a bang, which was a muffled sound of a punch to the flesh. When I looked at it again, a vague shadow suddenly appeared on the ground, probably because the person was unconscious, so his invisibility ability became weaker. There was a little foam coming out of one end of the shadow, and if it was a head, it would be foaming at the mouth, and if it was a buttocks...... That should be the literal "hit Xiang".

"Whew—" the little muscular man let out a long breath, "I've finally knocked you down." With that, he kicked the man, who howled in pain and then didn't react.

"What kind of hatred is this......" I silently complained.

The man's ears were pointed, looking at Ye Ming and me. Of course, I was a dog at this time, and he naturally thought that it was Ye Ming who said it. This old man was not polite, and walked directly to Ye Ming and said, "Do you have any opinions?"

Ye Ming is not a person who can be bullied casually, and the arrogance of a martial artist is the most vigorous at his age. Not to mention being an enhanced version of the Hobbit, even if he is a Super Saiyan, he dares to look at the other party like he does now: "What if there is?

"If you have an opinion...... he stretched out his right hand to pull Ye Ming, "just come and comment." ”

"What did you say?" Ye Ming's internal strength was about to press his chest with a palm, but he was dazed by this latter sentence.

"Judge. He pointed to the man on the ground and said, "When I entered the door, this man suddenly said that I had stepped on him. I said no, he said yes, and he had to show me, but he couldn't tell me, and I just didn't want to apologize......"

Hey, hey, are you two elementary school students? Now elementary school students don't have to fight for that reason, okay?

"Whew, this guy is really hard to bounce around......" The man began to exhale. But he exhaled for more than a minute, like a balloon slowly deflating. Moreover, his muscles began to shrink in response to his exhalation, and gradually, he became an ordinary boy of eleven or twelve.

Damn!**What a schoolboy!

"Uh......" Ye Ming and I were embarrassed for a moment, and decided to ignore this physiological phenomenon. Ye Ming turned to ask: "This, little brother, do you know how the two in the back fought?"

The latter two people fight, and one of them ...... If you want to describe it, it's a tiger. Well, although the dog's eyes are short-sighted, I can still see clearly in general, sharp claws, tiger teeth, and markings. If it's not a tiger, then I can only say it's a big cat with tiger stripes.

This tiger is agile and walks upright, and the voice in his mouth is obviously a female voice, which directly reminds me of a certain tiger girl in "Kung Fu Panda". But the head in front of her is just athletic, and it can be seen that she doesn't know how to do anything.

Tiger Girl is attacking a large rectangular white cube that barely moves, similar to a refrigerator, with all her strength.

"Oh, you said they. The elementary school student next to him took out a thin red T-shirt from his pants pocket and put it on, "The one on the left of these two is a tigress, and the one on the right is the legendary 'household tool man'."

What is the home, what is used, and the chivalrous ...... What the hell!

"The 'Household Tool Man' is a well-known legend, it is said that he understands 72 types of household tools, including electrical appliances, daily necessities, hardware tools, kitchens, furniture, ......etc., etc., etc."

After listening to you, I got at least a little certainty that you weren't a hobbit.

Which surrealist planet did you come from? Why is there a legend of "Household Tool Man"? And what can household tools do? Is there a household superhero who cleans the room and does household chores for superheroes? And this is the first time I've heard of the Monkey King of the Seventy-Two Changes, and there is a special household type?

"It is said that he once rushed into a bank in the form of a kitchen knife and happened to solve the robbers who came to rob him, and he also dragged the government building clean in the form of a mop...... In short, there have been countless righteous deeds. ”

Hey, hey, no one thought about his motive for storming the bank in the form of a control knife? And the act of cleaning the government building was not due to professional responsibility? And from what angle does it have to be seen as a righteous act?

"There are so many legends about him, I won't talk about them here. "Well, please don't bother me in the future.

The elementary school student raised his hand and motioned for us to look at the people on either side of Tiger Niu and Furniture Man: "The reason they fought was because of the two people in the back." ”

Tiger Niu and Furniture Man are facing off, and there is an anxious person standing on the left and right, looking like he wants to be a peacemaker but is afraid of being killed.

Standing on the side of the tiger girl was a little girl of thirteen or fourteen years old, her hair and back were as smooth as flowing water, pale blue. The skin was white and bloodless, barely resembling the skin of a living person.

Standing on Furnitureman's side was a boy, probably under twenty years of age. His hair rises to the sky like a Super Saiyan, burning like flames, and his skin is darkened. In a nutshell...... It's like an African who has a fire on his head and somehow looks calm.

"That white lady should have a special physique, exuding cold air all over her body, like a piece of ice, and she is very afraid of fire. But that black boy also has a special physique, and he is full of fire, and it just so happens that he is very afraid of the cold. Before the white girl could speak, the tiger girl began to chase the black boy, and the black boy didn't speak, and the family tool man began to come out...... It's strange that this kind of embarrassing thing can be talked about. ”

I see. The battle seemed to be a one-sided situation, because the tiger girl attacked almost all the time with that powerful tiger claw, and the furniture man, as mentioned earlier, turned into a refrigerator, let alone fight back, he didn't even have a hand.

Which side wants to win? I raised my eyebrows and asked Ye Ming with my eyes. I don't care about the answer to this question, I just wonder if this hero will also publish a lot of high-end commentary on the battle between "Home Appliances" and "King of the Jungle". Because of the current situation, I can also see clearly: "A feline is trying to figure out how to open a faulty refrigerator." It is estimated that no matter how good the commentary is, it will not be able to surpass the inherent style of "Man and Nature" in terms of narration.

The hero scratched his head, turned back and asked the schoolboy, "This brother, what do you think this battle will be?"

"Hmph......" the elementary school student said in a tone that he knew the result: "Furniture Man is extremely shrewd, you see—although his change looks like a refrigerator, in fact," he smiled wryly, "it's a vertical sterilizer." ”

Sorry, forgive my vulgarity, I really don't know what philosophy is contained in this line. I only think of a certain sentence: this looks like Big Brother, but it's actually ...... But it's a razor.

The elementary school student continued: "The defense of refrigerators and sterilizers is very different, and his trick is too subtle. You see, the tiger girl's hands are almost swollen, and the disinfection cabinet is still intact......"

Personally, I don't think a tiger should have any other ideas, whether you are a refrigerator, a sterilizer, or even a safe or an anti-theft door. Because, even if you give it the key and show it how to open the door, it won't react, that's a matter of principle.

Well, now if someone tells me that Silly X is contagious, then I will leave this corridor with Ye Ming in two seconds.

Just as I was thinking about whether or not to stay away from this group of neurotics, the door opened behind us.

"Ahem, ahem...... I'm sorry...... Ahem, I'm late. "The man here is a sickly-looking young dark elf.

She is tall and slender, with pointed ears and pink-brown skin, and her appearance is quite beautiful, but her dress is very chic: she wears a white felt hat, a red, white and green floral shirt, purple shorts underneath, and black boots. At first glance, the taste of the Fire Cloud Evil God is more reliable than hers.

This can't be the eighth time-traveler of the day, right?

I was about to ask, but I heard someone next to the dark elf say coldly, "You're stepping on my feet." "It's supposed to be the transparent man.

I, Ye Ming, and the elementary school students all turned around and glanced at the place where the transparent man was lying before, and there was a cloud of white foam in the place.

"Uh......"

This man can't even remember the lesson of blood, and I don't know how you survived from your parents to this great. It's been a lot of hard work...... I'm talking about Lingzun.

The Dark Elf's young lady was quite polite: "Ahem...... I'm sorry. She stepped back and apologized.

I thought this was the end of it, but I didn't expect the transparent person to say again: "You just stepped on my two toes, can you look at it?"

“......”

Do you dare to come to my beautiful motherland to make a living?

"Ahem, ahem...... Ahem. The Dark Elf gave him a momentary look, then gasped and shouted, "Guard." ”

After more than ten seconds, two guards came out and responded: "Miss Luolin, do you have any orders?"

"Ahem...... "Ahem," the dark elf named Luo Lin said as usual, "Please arrest this exhibitionist pervert without clothes and hand it over to the Ministry of Justice." ”

I didn't even have time to ask for the name of this transparent man, and he left the stage, which I deeply regret. In fact, I think this transparent person is still quite kind, at least judging from his behavior of touching porcelain, his IQ should be very close to that of a normal person.

As I observed a moment of silence for the exhibitionist, Lorraine began to introduce herself: "My name is Lorraine Fowler, ahem...... He is in charge of the Otherworldly Visitor Section, and is mainly responsible for receiving Otherworldters like you. Ahem!ahem, ahem, ahem, ......ahem, ahem,

"Are you alright?" ”

At this time, the tiger girl and the furniture man had already stopped, and the greeting just now was sent by the little white girl and the little black fire man, and the two of them were kind. It's a pity I didn't, because I smelled hostility from this woman......

I don't know why, but since my transformation, I seem to be able to feel a lot of details that humans can't observe, maybe it's the so-called animal instinct.

As if to confirm what I said, Ye Ming gave me an imperceptible look: "Be careful." ”

"Ahem...... I'm fine. Come with me to the parlor and sit down. She took out a bunch of keys and walked towards the gate at the end of the cloister.

Everyone followed her inward, Ye Ming pretended to touch my head after she walked a little farther away, and took the opportunity to whisper to me: "That woman is deliberately restraining the vibration of her upper body, chest and abdomen when she coughs, and she should be adjusting her physical state for the battle that may start at any time." And when she entered the door, her eyes were obviously looking at the weapons and positions of our group......"

I didn't see any danger: "Maybe it's habit?"

"I hope I'm worried about ...... sky," he said, but he didn't let his guard down. Considering that I am a scumbag, Ye Ming has always been close to me just in case.

When we entered the living room, the other six people had already found a place to sit around the coffee table in the middle of the room (the flame man was sitting on an iron chaise longue), Ye Ming seemed to find a place at random, but in fact he had chosen a position not far from the door and window.

"Okay, ahem......" Lorraine sat down and began the subject: "You guys...... Looking for a job?"

No—yes—right!