Precautions for crossing (3)
"Precautions for Crossing"
Article 3: Settle down.
To be honest, I never thought about crossing = being unemployed, and I never thought about having to go around looking for a job after crossing over.
However, in terms of circumstances, finding a job is indeed a prerequisite for a living, regardless of your situation, whether you are going to do an unlegal job (which is dangerous) or a serious job (which has no future).
Ahh......hh I envy those bastards who are directly parachuted into the wealthy and noble. It's miserable, it's miserable...... Why did the author treat me so unfairly? Look at the main characters in other stories - occupation: eldest young master, part-time: loser, duty: trouble.
Look at me again: a Shiba Inu with a melancholy look and a happy expression.
And now the dark elf named Luolin in front of him has also given such a realistic proposition: looking for a job.
[On that day, Shiba Inu finally remembered the fear of being dominated by unemployment for a while]
I want to die......
"Hey, I'm not going to stay here forever. The muscular schoolboy immediately said.
As long as it is possible to go back, then ordinary traversers should have no intention of settling here for a long time, and neither does Ye Ming.
"So do we. β
"We have no intention of staying. β
"Ahem, ahem......" Rowling replied, "Listen patiently to my end." β
After everyone stopped, she continued, "Since we often have people from other worlds like you here, but cough cough cough...... Such people are undoubtedly unstable. So the actions of people like you must be controlled. β
"Like a specific job for us?" replied to the Furniture Man (now in the form of a dustpan, infinitely fitting into the background), "To put it bluntly, it's a kind of imprisonment in disguise......"
Hu Niu said: "Isn't this taking away our freedom? β
"You're right, so accepting an offer isn't the only way to go, ahem......" Rollin stood up, "The other way is for me to beat you to death, or for you to beat me to death." β
Belch...... Is this person whose taste is similar to that of the Fire Cloud Evil God actually said his classic lines?
But it's clear she's not joking, "What more do you bastards need to be fair?" I hate you otherworldly people, ahem...... If there's an organization that exterminates you, then I'll be happy to do it. β
At this point, she had made no secret of her murderous intent and hostile attitude.
"Stand back...... This woman is not weak. Ye Ming whispered to me.
Come to think of it, the traverser may not have a good temper, and the ability value is also uneven, if you want to arrange a receptionist, it is best to find a strong person who can pick out ten, in case of accidents, such as the one in front of you.
And if she wants to kill us, there can be 10,000 reasons, it seems that we are all anesthetized by the image of Luolin's serious illness.
Luo Lin said coldly: "How about it? Don't you want to accept it? It's good, then it will save me trouble." β
Ye Ming said: "Can we consider it......?"
But Lorraine's patience is just as bad as her taste in dressing: "Ahh......hh It's so nasty, you bastards...... I really don't want to breathe in the same place as the pigs! It's disgusting, why aren't you dead, do you want me to have an automatic hand cut your throat?"
At this point, she suddenly fell backwards, sat down on the sofa, hugged her arms and said, "The thought of me coming into contact with your filthy garbage makes me feel bad, cough cough cough...... Now I'm giving you a chance to cut yourself off, because I really don't want to see your ugliness anymore...... Bed bugs. β
Hey, hey, hey! Is there any mistake about this woman, apparently she hates people from other worlds, why should she arrange for this kind of person to be a receptionist? This is equivalent to letting the Γ and angry youth go to work as a doorman for the embassy of the Γ country! If it weren't for the brain-dead leader, it would have other plans.
"Hey, you're talking too badly!" was so damaging that I had secretly written down a few words for backup, and the schoolboy obviously couldn't bear it, "You'd better apologize to me, or I'll be rude." β
It seems that for this person, there is no such principle as "gentlemen do not beat women", and tuberculosis is not mistaken.
"Stand back ......"
Seeing that he was about to make a move, Ye Ming pushed me back, and Luo Lin, his eyes were vigilant, and explained to me in a whisper: "She is trying to provoke us to attack her rashly...... It seems that she is not a small enemy, and she is extremely scheming, which will be difficult to entangle......"
"What a bad luck ......"
But there is another point that makes people wonder why she didn't do anything in the hallway at that time instead of breaking her face when she entered the living room...... There are three possibilities: 1) there are traps in this room, 2) it is inconvenient for her to do it outside, and 3) this person is more casual and wants to do whatever she wants.
Although I don't want that to be the case, judging by the variety of clothes she wears, maybe the third one is more reliable......
"Hey, you apologize to me, do you hear?" Before I could figure it out, the muscleman had already begun to explode, as Lorraine had not responded in the slightest to his warning, which angered him again.
Lorraine, on the other hand, doesn't care who she offends.
"Ahaa......a Just your four-foot-tall crippled dwarf, please let me laugh for a moment, ahem......"
The result of the three waves of ridicule is that the muscular man can't bear it.
However, at the moment when he stood up, Luo Lin jumped forward, moved first, and arrived in front of him, leaving an afterimage behind.
"You-"
Before the muscular man could say the second word, he was grabbed by Luolin's neck and fell directly to the coffee table with amazing force.
"Bang!" The whole room trembled suddenly, the latter's head broke and blood flowed, the coffee table was smashed to the ground, and the glass slag with bright red blood was sprinkled one after another, and it was estimated that ninety percent of this life had gone.
At this time, everyone found out that Luo Lin really planned to do it!
It's too late, it's even faster!
Ye Ming and Hu Niu's lunge had already approached Luo Lin, one left and one right. Lorraine let go and jumped, her toes touching the ground before she stepped back and regrouped. However, Furniture Man was already behind her, just waiting for this moment to make a move.
"Drink!"
Lorraine noticed something strange behind her in a flash, an elbow stabbed back, her reaction was fast, and her strength was strange, and this reflexive elbow strike actually brought a gust of wind.
However, Furniture Man is not afraid, because he has turned into a super-large frying pan at the moment, and he is red through the fire man's branding, which can cut his head when he enters, and can burn people's hands when he retreats.
Lorraine's attack landed in the center of the pan, and with a snort, Lorraine's elbow was already charred.
"Hmm......" But Furniture Man didn't feel good either, "This strength!"
It turned out that the explosive power of the elbow stab was even greater than that of the cannon ejection, and even the alloy body was shaken out of the spider web-like cracks.
"Hey!"
Rollin turned around and punched again, and her scorched hands were about to smash Furniture Man (pan state) to pieces. However, this punch hit - the sterilizer.
"The absolute defense of the contemptible - bulletproof disinfection cabinet!"
Why do you need to make bulletproof sterilizers, and which factory in Iraq are you producing?
Leaving aside my complaints, the hardness of the sterilizer seemed to be very high, and Lorraine failed to shake Furniture Man at all, and the kick she jumped up with it also didn't work, but was pushed out by Furniture Man.
Luo Lin flipped her airflip and unloaded, and when she stood again, Ye Ming, Tiger Girl, and Furniture Man were already surrounded by three points.
The fact that the three people who rushed to the battle were able to cooperate so well was not because they were experienced in combat, but because the vulnerable people in the room who needed protection (women, children, dogs) were standing in the three corners.
Behind Ye Ming is me, behind the tiger girl is Bingmei, and behind the furniture man is the fire man. It seems that the three of them surrounded Lorraine, but in fact, they coincidentally formed an encirclement to prevent Lorraine from attacking their respective companions.
The situation was at a stalemate for the time being, and Ye Ming took the opportunity to say, "Miss Luolin, can you calm down for the time being, we have no bad intentions." β
Rollin didn't seem to be able to hear us, and said impatiently, "Shut up!
"Unreasonable. Ye Ming was also annoyed by her hostile attitude for no reason, and his tone was already full of anger, and it seemed that he was about to make a move.
"Huh-" I bit Ye Ming's trouser leg with my mouth and pulled it back, "Calm down." β
"Huh?" Ye Ming asked with his eyes why I stopped him.
Since Luo Lin is in charge of receiving the traverser team, her strength must be more than that. My (animal) instincts can feel a strong sense of oppression, and I guess you can hang it together.
Now she is retaining her strength, thinking that firstly because we are outnumbered, and secondly, there are two people and a dog on the side, so she chose to test again.
However, I can't talk to Ye Ming now, so I have to glance at the muscular man lying on the ground with blood.
"Got it......" Ye Ming deserved to be a runner in the rivers and lakes, and gradually calmed down.
That muscular man may not be stronger than Ye Ming, but he should have some ability, he was knocked to the ground by Luo Lin from the front, which just happened to prove Luo Lin's strength. In addition, this is her territory, and we don't know what traps there are, so if we make a rash move, we will probably be wiped out, which is exactly what she keeps provoking us.
Although I don't contribute or take risks, I still feel that this kind of battle that requires desperateness, character, and aura can be avoided. Because I can't guarantee that I'm the protagonist, if I say a frustrating thing, whoever has a brain pump will let the dog be the protagonist.
In the midst of the stalemate, a roar of rage confuses the situation again.
"Damn! you dare to sneak up on me!" the muscular man stood up again.
Lorraine replied, "It's really durable." β
Well, I have to say that his ability to resist blows is really strong, so if it were me, I would add three resurrection coins for nothing.
The muscular man was furious, and shouted with wide eyes: "I must kill you this time!"
However, before he could say a word, Lorraine came up to him again, and a whip leg fell directly on his cervical vertebrae.
The muscular man raised his arm to block, but he couldn't withstand the impact and was smashed to the ground again. It wasn't like he had been kicked down, it was like he had been in a car accident, and his right arm was smashed into a bloody blur, and most of it was shattered.
"Ahem...... If the front is considered a sneak attack, cough cough ......"
As Luo Lin spoke, she stepped on his forehead, and if she stepped on it, it was estimated that everyone present would be able to see the watermelon bursting.
"Damn it......" the muscular man dodged the stampede and rolled forward and got up in embarrassment, "What kind of monster is this." β
I finally knew why he was so durable, because his injuries were healing at a rate that was visible to the naked eye. It seems that he is capable of this kind of superpower.
"I can't die in this ......" he said with his legs tied flat, his hands clenched into fists slightly bent, his muscles bulging, like a Super Saiyan transformation, and then he yelled, "Because, I'm going to be the man of 'Muscle Man' - ouch! Why don't you wait for me to finish every time!" in response to him was a whip leg.
I don't know what the hell Muscle Man is, but I know that his amazing recovery is flawed, and at least I can see that it can't heal the wounds in my brain.
Loud moves have to be shouted out to warn the other party, like this kind of crazy self-standing people, in the battle will often make teammates and enemies deeply feel the diaphragm. Unsurprisingly, Lorraine threw him to the ground again, this time with a lame leg, wondering if he would get shorter after recovering......
At this time, I suddenly noticed something, the tiger girl and the ice girl seemed to have run away......
After my careful consideration: "Let's run too!"
I thought that Ye Ming would say lines like "The road is uneven, An Neng will leave", but I didn't expect Ah Ming to not even say a word, and directly set me up and broke out of the window, which undoubtedly hurt my naΓ―ve heart.
"Nonsense, isn't it just me fighting the enemy alone, can you help?"
Also, that dwarf fights, just fight, it's okay to talk nonsense, although I don't know what the master's tricks are, but I know where to allow you to roar and scream when you really fight. The other partner, who has already turned into real furniture, can't even move. I am a scumbag, and if I continue to stay and fight, Ye Ming will undoubtedly bear the brunt.
It seems that the hero is not stupid.
"Who are you!" "Stop!"
It is natural that there should be guards, Ye Ming performed light skills and took me to quickly get rid of them, but there were quite a lot of guards inside the Shura Academy, and they shook off wave after wave, and more and more people followed.
"Ah Ming, let me go, take me with you, you can't do it. β
Ye Ming's face was embarrassed: "This ......"
Good brother, I thought you would sell your teammates without saying a word.
But at this time, I definitely don't say this kind of thing just to be handsome: "I'm just a dirt dog, what else can people do to me." You find a place to hide first, and I'll find you after I get out of danger. β
"Well, you have to be careful. β
"Take care of yourself. "As soon as I landed, I found a bush to get into, and of course no one came after me.
Ye Ming roared away with a large number of guards, with his light skills and skills, that group of people could not catch up with him unless they opened the plug-in. I didn't have to worry about Ah Ming at all, and slowly followed the smell from behind.
Although there were many people along the way, I didn't attract attention.
"Looks like that's one of the few benefits I've had since I turned into a dogβhuh? What is that?" I was thinking as I thought about it, when a linen rope sheath flew by.
When I came to my senses, the noose had tightened around my neck.
Then, I heard this heart-wrenching sentence: "Eat hot pot tonight!"