Chapter 498: Cooking Wine on Genshin Impact (I)
Everyone still wants to see the violent sage Adjar, but it's too troublesome, and they have to let Ying go back in time again.
Nahida is also very happy that she has so many friends for her sake.
[Second Creation - Cooking Wine on Genshin Impact]
[Paimon: This second creation title covers Genshin Impact, and I can't imagine who it will be. γ
[Diluc: Cooking wine on Genshin Impact? How a little bit of that drunkard wind god feeling. γ
[Venti: I don't think so, and I'm not drinking alone.] γ
[Barbara: Yes, it's not that you're drinking alone, but it's so outrageous, there really aren't a few, ten times I've looked for you, nine times I've been drunk there, and once I've been drinking there. γ
[Dvalin: Barbatos, get down to business!] γ
[Ying: It's nothing funny about the second creation, but don't come to Zhong Li, it's really mental pollution and spicy eyes. γ
γZhongli:......γ
[Hu Tao: I'll go, can you not mention it, the extremely grassy video was recalled by me again. γ
[Keqing: Yes, I can't look directly at the emperor. γ
[Ying: Alas...... It's so representative that it's hard to forget. γ
[Kaeya: Fighting the enemy is a physical wound that can be healed, but the mind that is hurt by that kind of second creation video is very difficult to heal. γ
Zhongli really wanted to say something, are you polite?
Because of that video, he was the most seriously injured.
The video began to play, and there was a scene of Cao Cao and Liu Bei cooking wine and discussing heroes, and at the same time, cheerful BGMs began to sound.
"Xuande has been in Teyvat for a long time, you must know the heroes of the original impact, please try to say it." Cao Cao asked.
"Is there a man who can write poetry and play the piano, Barbatos, who can take off on the spot, can be a hero?" Liu Bei thought for a while, opened his mouth and came, and at the same time, Wendy's photo also appeared.
Cao Cao smiled and stroked his beard: "This Wendy, with double braids, is neither male nor female, only drinks, does not do personnel, and is not a hero." β
In the end, Cao Cao shook his head.
[Paimon: Hahahaha, it's funny, but the description is really accurate, I know Wendy's drunkard too well.] γ
[Zhongli: Should I say it or not, Barbatos is indeed an alcoholic who only drinks and does not do anything. γ
[Dvalin: It's a shame, even the rest of the world knows that you like to drink and fish, and you're a bastard.] γ
[Diluc: It's a shame to be thrown out of the world.] γ
[Venti: Are you polite?] γ
Wendy can't deny the video, although it's a funny second creation video, but what is said above is similar to reality, but what is that not a man or a woman, is it a personal attack?
Liu Bei: "There is one person, Yushu Linfeng, both civil and military, and the owner of the winery, Diluc, can be a hero?" β
Cao Cao drank wine and glanced up at Liu Bei: "Lu Guoba, it seems to be very strong, but in fact he is the king of the sea, the key is that he is more handsome than me, and he is not a hero." β
[Kaeya: Hahaha, the latter sentence is the key, if you look more handsome than him, you are not a hero. γ
[Ying: Lord Diluc is the night hero of Mondstadt, how can it be Lu Guoba!] γ
[Kaeya: Ah, yes, yes, people's pots are the god of the stove, and Diluc is called Lu Guoba, which belongs to Gao Pan. γ
[Diluc: Kaeya, give me death!] γ
Diluc's old face darkened, and he picked up the wolf's end and went out to find Kaeya's location.
Liu Bei: "There is one person, the civilian god of war, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, Chu Xiangling, the great Chu Xiangling of Wanmin Hall, can he be a hero?" β
Cao Cao: "This Xiangling, cruel and unkind, cruelty to animals, let me eat roasted slime, not a hero." β
[Xiangling: (it), who has abused animals, tell me clearly, is it called animal cruelty to satisfy the desire of the tongue? γ
[Yanfei: Uh, when you hear it like this, Xiangling does seem to be a little brutal......]
[Ying: The frosting made by Xiangling is still delicious, but if you abuse animals, you don't know. γ
[Paimon: It's a bit brutal, and they all want to cook me.] γ
[Xiangling: Paimon, didn't Ying say that you are emergency food? γ
[Paimon: As I said, Paimon is not an emergency food, it is not to be eaten, so don't think about it anymore. γ
Liu Bei: "There is a person who can sing and dance, close the moon and be ashamed of flowers, and Barbara, the idol of Mondstadt, can he be a hero?" β
Cao Cao: "This inner ghost, the physical body unravels the spell in minutes, causing me to rush for her every day, and I am not a hero." β
[Barbara: What the hell is the inner ghost, and what the hell is the physical curse! γ
[Jean: Ahem, Barbara, don't care about so many details, it's just a second creation video. γ
[Ying: The inner ghost seems to be saying that Barbara's elemental combat skills, hang water on yourself, and when you fight monsters, you will easily be reacted by the enemy. γ
[Paimon: What about the physical release of the curse?] γ
[Ying: ...... I don't know about this. γ
How could Ying not know, but the meaning of the physical dismantling spell was too dirty, and she didn't want to explain anything here.
Liu Bei: "Little Klee, carefree, no temper, Mondstadt's strongest combat power, can he be a hero?" β
Cao Cao: "Little Lori, destroy public property, don't talk about martial arts, set fire to the mountain, sit in prison, and be a non-hero." β
[Kaeya: It's a real punishment to sit in prison, but it's appropriate then. γ
Klee: uh...... Nonsense, Klee just fried a fish, so she didn't set fire to the mountain. γ
[Jean: Klee, did you blow up the fish again, you blew up all the fish in the fruit wine lake. γ
[Klee: That...... I'm going to Liyue to fry fish. γ
[Ningguang: Ah, this, @ε»ζ΄, let the Millelith pay more attention.] γ
[Keqing: I see. γ
γZhongli:......γ
Hearing that Klee was coming to Liyue, Zhongli suddenly had a headache, and he didn't know if Klee's current level had reached Alice's level, so it seemed that he still had to consider giving her the same treatment as Alice, and pay more attention to it.
Liu Bei: "There is one person, with a moving singing voice, a professional team, skilled in business, free renewal of the monument, can he be a hero?" β
Cao Cao: "This walnut, carrying the coffin and setting fire to the limerick, you can smoke a few of them here, and you are not a hero." β
[Beidou: Haha, the professional team renews the monument for free, it's really accurate, and Master Hu has also recommended the business of the Death Hall to me several times. γ
[Ningguang: Master Hu is indeed too professional, that is, the means of promotion, which is a bit outrageous. γ
[Hu Tao: Outrageous, Lord Ningguang has an opinion, do you need me to bring the old hour to talk to you about the business of the Afterlife Hall. γ
γNingguang: ......γ
γZhongli:......γ
Ningguang felt a headache, was this planning to let Zhongli kill her and then bury it with his own hands?
"Alas!" Zhongli sighed slightly, Hu Tao, he really can't handle it.
"Gan!"
In the video, seeing Cao Cao denying the Teyvat hero he proposed so many times, Liu Bei couldn't help but be annoyed, could he not get along with him?!
"Can't you say so much?"
Cao Cao said unhurriedly: "Ah~ I'll give you 648." β
As soon as he heard that Cao Cao was going to rush 648, Liu Bei suddenly smiled and came with strength.
As long as the money is in place, anything can be said.