Chapter 499: Cooking Wine on Genshin Impact (Part II)
[Dolly: Is this the case that as long as the money is in place, Skye Island can be beaten down for you?] γ
[Ying: Whoever wants to hit Sky Island (my home), stand up and squeak.] γ
[Asmodeus: Although Skye Island is not my business now, if anyone has this idea, then I will have to weigh it carefully.] γ
Dolly was numb, and she didn't dare to squeak, didn't she just say casually, how did she provoke a lot of old people.
Liu Bei: "There is a person, quiet as a virgin, moving as a rabbit, a flying champion, a scout knight, can he be a hero?" β
Cao Cao: "Fighting the fire Ji can only be used to shoot torches, and there is no combat effectiveness at all, how can a hero be?" β
[Amber: It's really hateful, I actually said that I was a fire fighter, how could I have no combat effectiveness!] γ
[Kaeya: Amber, calm down, it's just a second creation, don't go up.] γ
[Jean: Yes, you're our Mondstadt Champion Flyer, not like he said.] γ
[Amber: Ahhhh γ
Amber squeezed the Earl Rabbit in his hand wildly, gritted his teeth, and was very unconvinced.
Liu Bei: "There is one person, Mengnan killer, you and I have both, small and exquisite, the demon god Paimon, can he be a hero?" β
Cao Cao: "This Paimon, he can't fight, he can't follow, he starts in three years, the highest death penalty, and he is not a hero." β
[Paimon: What the hell is the maximum death penalty for starting in three years, and why don't I feel like it's a good thing.] γ
[Ying: Ahem, this one, just look at the excitement, don't care so much. γ
[Yora: Paimon's combat power at that time was indeed lower than that of a wild boar. γ
Paimon: At that time, I hadn't recovered yet! γ
Liu Bei: "There is one person, Hui Zhi Lanxin, the country is fragrant, the ice and snow are moving, and the sweet rain is a coconut sheep, can he be a hero?" β
Cao Cao: "Bing Amber, respect the old and love the young, work hard and resent, was weakened before he got it, and he was not a hero." β
[Ganyu: I'm not a coconut sheep, how many times have I said it, I'm a unicorn, and what is Bing Amber? γ
[Kamisato: It should refer to Ganyu's combat power, which is the same as Amber, but the elemental attributes have changed a little. γ
[Amber: Is it polite?] γ
[Kamisato: Ganyu is indeed a hard-working man, working for thousands of years, and to some extent, Liyue was basically half paralyzed without Ganyu. γ
[Ningguang: Although it's a bit of a shame, if Ganyu resigned back then, he really couldn't find anyone with that workload. γ
[Keqing: In overtime, what I admire the most is Ganyu. γ
[Shen Satoi: Then the wages you pay a few people, is it a bit less? γ
[Ningguang: uh......]
[Keqing: uh......]
They want to say that it is already a lot, but thinking about Ganyu's workload, which can withstand many people, they still don't talk about it.
Liu Bei: "There is a person who is innocent, ghostly, has a healthy diet, and freezes his soul, can he be a hero?" β
Cao Cao: "This Qiqi, the hungry true king, the king of dry rice, eats poor my family, is stunted, and is not a hero." β
[Qiqi: Are you talking about me? γ
[Ganyu: That seems to be the true monarch of Doom, don't play homophony! γ
[Paimon: I didn't expect that even Qiqi was persecuted. γ
[Baizhu: That's, that's, is it polite? γ
Liu Bei: "There is one person, black silk cat ears, fart oblique swordsmanship, thunder and fast talk, cut all the offal, can he be a hero?" β
Cao Cao: "Master Carving, I have too many husbands, I don't look down on me, and if I go down, I am all immune, not heroes." β
[Keqing: It's all the mess, it's not offal, I'm not a carving master who sells offal! ]
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[Keqing: And what the hell is the fart oblique swordsmanship, the name is too shameful, that is the Yunlai swordsmanship. γ
[Kamisato: Ahem, what does it mean to pick up your sword and raise your buttocks, isn't it very consistent with the description of the fart oblique swordsmanship? γ
[Keqing: ......]
Keqing also blushed, she didn't pay attention to it before, but now she feels that posture is too ashamed, no, you must change it.
[Ningguang: There are too many husbands, I'm very curious about this. γ
[Keqing: No, don't listen to his nonsense. γ
Keqing was so angry that the whole person was not good, and she came to persecute her again, now it's okay, the title of the offal master, others can't forget it.
Liu Bei: "There is one person, who is as immobile as a mountain, whose output is not bad, and the sky is moving, that adult can be a hero?" β
Cao Cao: "Lord Yan, I don't have any money in my pocket, I want it all, the future can be expected to be 2.1 billion, and I will capture it sooner or later." β
[Paimon: Hahahaha, the summary is true and incisive, I can't fault it!] γ
[Ying: Lord Yan was recognized by him, and his nature was clear, not bad at all. γ
[Tartaglia: Regarding the fact that Mr. Zhongli has no money in his pocket, I have the most right to speak, and with a wave of my hand, I directly make the seller happy. γ
[Rich man: Hehe, Tartaglia, that's why you used the money from the Northland Bank to pay the bills for that street man? γ
[Hu Tao: Old hour, this is the reason why you sent the bill to the Hall of the Dead? γ
γZhongli:......γ
Zhongli had nothing to say, it was indeed a fact, and he couldn't refute anything.
At this time, Liu Bei in the picture was speechless again, and proposed so many heroes to come out, but Cao Cao still couldn't look at any of them, saying that he had a dry mouth and a smoking throat.
"Uh...... In addition to this, prepare for ...... I really don't know! β
Cao Cao smiled, and then said:
"Husband hero, ten years of sharpening the sword, nine days of the moon, eight buckets of talent, seven steps of talent, six Tao and three strategies, five cars of learning, famous all over the world, three provinces and my body, not to say a word, one and three keys are heroes!"
Liu Bei asked, "Who can deserve it?" β
Cao Cao smiled confidently and said, "Today's hero, only your ears!" β
This self-confidence, Liu Bei's fast son was scared away.
"I've never seen anyone so brazen!"
When Cao Cao was so arrogant, the people in front of the screen were all stunned.
They have never seen such a brazen person, and this is the first time they have seen it, how thick-skinned they are!
[Ying:, this thickness of the skin, I would like to call him the strongest! γ
[Paimon: After talking for a long time, in the end, he is the hero, and he is really thick-skinned! γ
[Amber: It's really hateful, mocking so many people, and in the end, he put gold on his face, shameless. γ
[Wendy: Old man, do you have any ideas for him? γ
[Zhongli: No, anyway, I've heard this many times, except for the last cheeky sentence, the previous descriptions are to the point. γ
[Diluc: Hmph, dare to call me Lu Guoba, I really want to beat him up.] γ
Yoimiya: Fortunately, it only touched on Mondstadt and Liyue, and the rest of the countries were not mentioned. γ
[Shikanoin Heizou: Could it be that this is some kind of Xuande, who didn't come to Inazuma and other countries? γ