Chapter 500: Xiangling teaches Thor to cook

[Second Creation - Xiangling Teaches Raiden General to Cook]

[Xiangling: ?? I actually had the opportunity to teach Inazuma's Thor to cook? Really? 】

Xiangling looked confused, her cooking skills are good, but teaching a god to cook still seems to be a little unqualified.

[Shadow: ???? 】

Can she really learn to cook? This is the doubt of the shadow now.

It's not that no one else taught her to cook, but without exception, all of them ended in failure, knowing every step, but what was made was like when the verdict was made.

Even the Demon God can't put his mouth down.

[Yae Miko: Oh, I know, the general has no talent for cooking at all, can that girl Xiangling really teach her? 】

[Xiangling: It should be possible, complex can't be done, simple meals can always be done. 】

Xiangling is still a little confident, and she can't do anything if she doesn't believe in the shadow.

[Shadow: This body can do everything, except cooking. 】

[Arataki Kazuto: Hahaha, the dignified Raiden General, he can't cook, it's really laughing at Uncle Ben, hahaha......]

[Kuki Shinobu: Ahem, boss, you better shut up, don't offend people here. 】

Kuki Shinobu felt tired, and his own boss's brain was really inflexible.

[Kujou Sara: Shut up, stupid ghost, why does the Shogun cook for herself, whatever she wants to eat, I will bring it to her immediately. 】

[Shadow: I guess I can't cook any food, so I'm the only one.] 】

Kiana and the others smiled, but they didn't speak, and they didn't know how to cook, so they understood Lei Ying's mood at the moment.

The video starts playing.

In a kitchen, after teaching Thor how to cook for half a day, Xiangling was puzzled to find that no matter how Raiden Shogun cooked, even if he followed the steps, it would become indescribable, and he couldn't eat it at first glance.

It's like being cursed to not be able to cook, and you can't eat any food you make.

Xiangling was also numb, helplessly turned her back to General Raiden, touched her chin, and said slowly:

"You've never cooked meat?"

"It's been a waste of my patience to make this thing, you didn't teach me seriously at all, otherwise how could I not cook it?"

Lei Ying waved his hand and said unconvinced.

Xiangling spread her hands helplessly and said, "I have taught you very carefully." ”

Ray Films: "Really? How I don't know. ”

Xiangling: "My God, do you know how to chop vegetables?" ”

"At this momentβ€”the ...... of silence"

"Stop, stop, I said normal chopping, what are you doing with a knife on your chest?"

Seeing Lei Movie pulling out his dream from his chest, Xiangling hurriedly stopped it, this is cutting vegetables, not cutting the demon god, this knife goes down, and it is estimated that there will be one more thoughtless blade here.

Lei Movie pressed back the dream again and asked, "What?" I remember you didn't teach me. ”

"This thing still needs to be taught, you should let the lawgiver of the meal next door teach you." Xiangling shook her head when she heard this, she really couldn't teach.

[Xiangling: Okay, it's me who is too naΓ―ve and can't do anything about myself, and I really can't teach Raiden General. 】

Xiangling couldn't help but be silent, seeing that the dream was pulled out wholeheartedly, Xiangling knew that Lei Movie was not suitable for cooking at all.

[Yae Miko: Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, is the shogun going to cut vegetables with a thoughtless knife? 】

[Ray Movie: ...... I'll cut you off with a thoughtless knife first! 】

[Thoma: I'm scared to death, this should be Narujin Island, if Raiden Shogun slashes it, it is estimated that there will also be a thoughtless blade. 】

[Kiana: It's delicious to cook, or a lawyer, this rice lawgiver should be Mei Yi, right? 】

[Raiden Mei: Ahem, I'm not a lawgiver of rice, and I don't think I can teach it well. 】

Raiden Mei Yi feels that this shadow is very similar to herself, and she can't cook in this life, even if the Honkai God does it, she can't teach it.

The picture continued, and when he heard Xiangling's words, Lei Movie was also angry and pointed at Xiangling with his finger.

"You're laughing at me?"

Xiangling shook her head and said, "This is the truth!" ”

"No!" Lei Ying pinched his waist and glared at Xiangling.

Xiangling was helpless and said: "I'm really convinced, Slime is better than you can cook!" ”

Shadow retorted unceremoniously: "Come on, the hilichurls are more astringent than you!" ”

Xiangling was hit in the sore spot and immediately became angry: "I have to go back to Liyue right now, I really can't stay in this Inazuma for a second." ”

"White has a wife's face!"

"(Beautiful Liyue Dialect)"

Xiangling turned to leave, and Lei Movie didn't stay.

"Yaga (beautiful Inazuma dialect)"

[Xiangling: I actually quarreled with Raiden Shogun, and I still spit fragrant mouth, is this me? 】

[Paimon: Hahahaha, Slime can cook better than the general, what a sharp riposte!] 】

[Hu Tao: The hilichurls are more astringent than Xiangling, this metaphor is really amazing. 】

[Xiangling: Hehe, Hu Tao, your figure is still not as good as mine, I really don't know if your daughter can be hungry. 】

【Walnut: ......】

【Xiao Sheng: ......】

Well, when I was a child, I was indeed hungry, and there was not much food in Walnut's granary, and many times it was only at Elysia's that I could eat.

Hu Tao was also poked in the sore spot and was a little angry.

[Hu Tao: Hehe, I at least have a child, unlike you, who is still single! 】

The boat of friendship between women is overturned.

Xiangling has nothing to say, what's wrong with being single, and there is no one who has a crush on her, how can you still find a random man to make do?

Besides, the life expectancy is much longer now, and there is no hurry at all, there are more single women, and they are not still living a good life.

[Amber: I don't understand why such a simple scrambled egg with tomatoes can be made black by Raiden Shogun. 】

[Jean: I'm also very confused, Raiden Shogun really doesn't seem to know anything about cooking. 】

[Diona: Could it be that just as I have been blessed by the spring spirit, Raiden Shogun has also been blessed by something, so he can't cook?] 】

[Kaeya: Come on, you can make good wine no matter what ingredients you use, and Raiden Shogun is cursed, no matter what you do, it will be very unpalatable, and even have a certain lethality. 】

[Kamisato: That Diona uses Xiang to mix wine, isn't it...... Vomit! 】

As Kamisatoku spoke, he became disgusted first.

[Diona: No way, it's disgusting!] 】

Diona also had a chill, and even if she hated people who drank, she wouldn't use that kind of thing.

[Kaeya: Don't say it next time, I'm almost throwing up.] 】

Kaeya sat in the cattail tavern, looking at Diona's special blend in his hand, and suddenly became disgusted, it was a delicious wine, and now it turned out to be a little disgusting, even if he knew that Diona would not do that.