The female assistant was a little panicked: "I, I, I...... I'm not, I'm Yang Xiaoyue's assistant. ”

Ma Xiaoshu was startled and looked at the beautiful girl who was sitting: "What? You actually let the leader fan you? ”

Yang Xiaoyue: "Leader? I'll just eat a watermelon, she has to fan me, there is a kind of heat that makes the assistant think you are hot! I would have let her go to rest. ”

Sister Bao: "Ma Xiaoshu, you don't care about others, Xiaoyue, don't mind, you also know that Yang Li is very stingy, she didn't give him an assistant to save money, Xiaoshu doesn't understand what an assistant does." ”

An agent and an assistant are two different things, one is a leader and the other is a nanny.

Yang Xiaoyue knows Ma Xiaoshu, after all, under the arrangement of netizens, she is the No. 1 koi and Ma Xiaoshu is the No. 2 koi, and both of them went to participate in the draft with a little salary and became popular overnight, and what is even more coincidental is that they are both Long Cuihua's talent show.

The difference is that one relies on looks and tears, and the other relies on talent and force.

Yang Xiaoyue was also atmospheric, stuffing a piece of watermelon to the assistant: "It's okay!" When I first debuted, I didn't know anything. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm different, I can do anything!" I can also pull the chainsaw! ”

Yang Feiyue rolled his eyes: "I am from the countryside, I can break corn!" ”

"Me too!"

"What about the pigweed?"

"Yes! I don't just shoot pigweed, I kill pigs. ”

"So ruthless? That digging bamboo shoots? ”

"Piece of cake."

"Huh? I didn't think I would, you'll be ......."

"Hahaha! Can you castrate? ”

"I ...... No. ”

"I'm free to teach you!"

"Thank you!"

Koi No. 1, complete defeat!

Ma Xiaoshu pinched Sister Bao's shoulders and said with disgust: "Sister Xiaoyue, why don't you know anything?" He also said that he was a rural person. ”

Yang Feiyue stiffened his neck, and he couldn't be straight: "It's just not!" I'm still a singer, but I can't even sing! Awesome, right? ”

"Huh? This ......"

Ma Xiaoshu was shocked, terrifying!

In this game, I lost in the next game.

After a while, several other resident guests of "Magical Unit" also came, Ma Xiaoshu only knew Xue Cheng, and he didn't even know Yang Xiaoyue at first.

Xue Cheng did not let Ma Xiaoshu introduce that there are a total of six resident guests in this show, five men and one woman, namely Wang Daqing, Xue Cheng, Yang Zhiyou, Qiao Bin, Yang Xiaoyue, and Xiao Wen.

Everyone came up to say hello to Ma Xiaoshu.

Yang Zhiyou was the most enthusiastic: "What are the cubs in the mountain city? I'm Shuzhou, fellow! ”

Ma Xiaoshu immediately responded: "Hello fellow! It's so kind to meet you, you look as talented as I am. ”

Yang Zhiyu was overjoyed: "Did you hear that?" Don't call me ugly in the future, I'm called a talented face. ”

Next, everyone started to put on makeup.

Xue Cheng knew that Ma Xiaoshu didn't understand anything, so he took him with him, Lao Xue was still very good at the young people he admired, and he always looked for opportunities to take them on the show.

On the one hand, show his face more, and on the other hand, let him make more money.

Otherwise, what's the picture?

Is it because the broadcast time of this episode of the show happened to be the second day of the live broadcast of the finals of "Shining Boys"?

"So, in order to record this show, you delayed the arrangement of "Ugly Eight Monsters"?"

"How much money can you make from a song? Recording one episode of the show makes more money than an album, and I left "Shining Boys" and came directly to this show! ”

"Lao Xue, you are so unpursued, you actually gave up art for money."

"Let you choose?"

"Let me choose, I'll definitely choose the show!"

"Hah, I knew it!"

"Big brother, they let me do it for me."

"Okay? Didn't bring a gift or something? ”

"Uh...... I only have a band-aid in my pocket. ”

"Neurotic! What am I using Band-Aid for? I won't get hurt. ”

"Be prepared."

Put on your makeup and put on the microphone, and the recording begins.

The six resident guests appeared first, chatting with a not-so-reliable hostess about the games and rules of this issue, which is actually very simple, that is, to go to the farmhouse to play, and to challenge each other with small games.

Hostess: "Let's accept the reality when we come, let's invite our flying guests to appear and welcome Ma Xiaoshu." ”

The guests applauded symbolically.

After a moment, the host: "What about our flying guests?" What about people? ”

The guests also looked around.

What about the little tree man?

Xiao Wen: "Did you run away because you saw the six of us and didn't want to record a show with us?" ”

Xue Cheng said: "How is it possible? It's a fool not to make money if you have money! ”

The host shouted, "Where are you, flying guest?" ”

In the distance, Ma Xiaoshu belatedly waved to everyone: "Come on, just now my agent was hungry, I soaked her in a bowl of five grains and rice fields." Five ...... of non-fried healthy noodles"

Xue Cheng shouted: "Shut up! Don't advertise here, they didn't sponsor our show! ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Okay! Then I won't advertise the rice farm, although it warms your stomach and warms your heart even more. ”

Everyone: "......"

Yang Xiaoyue muttered, "Oh my God! He's so dedicated! ”

Everyone is delusional again, do you call this dedication? You're a symcerebral allogene, aren't you?

Also, it's all koi.

Xue Cheng: "Welcome! Welcome Koi No. 2 Horse Xiaoshu. Yang Xiaoyue, how do you feel when you see your half-brother? ”

Yang Xiaoyue smiled: "That's it, I finally understand the doubts of my black fans...... How can this kind of person be popular? ”

The guests burst out laughing.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Yes, I'm also confused. Sister Xiaoyue is at least very good-looking, why should I? ”

Xue Cheng: "You are talented! ”

Ma Xiaoshu said with a serious face: "In the entertainment industry this year, do you still look at talent? Isn't it looking at the face? ”

Yang Zhiyou took a step forward, pointed to himself and said, "Who said that the entertainment industry doesn't look at talent?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "You are not talented, and you are not popular." ”

Yang Zhiyou was shocked: "Fellow countryman! How can you stick a knife in your face? And so hard! ”

Ma Xiaoshu scratched his head and smiled: "I'm sorry, I really can't help it." ”

The crowd burst into laughter.

Yang Xiaoyue complained loudly: "Lao Xue, he is much more ruthless than me!" Heart-wrenching! ”

Xue Cheng: "Nonsense, Koi 2.0 version, better performance!" ”

Later, seven people started playing games, and those who lost had to be arranged by others to dress, and the program team took all the costumes from the 80s of the last century.

Ma Xiaoshu lost at the beginning and was arranged to wear a model worker T-shirt, army green pants and yellow rubber shoes.

The host was laughing wildly.

Ma Xiaoshu was puzzled: "Are you smiling?" That's pretty much what I wore when I was doing farm work at home, isn't that funny? ”

The host pouted, not daring to refute at all.

After all, she is just an eighteenth-tier small artist who came to make a cameo on a temporary basis, and she didn't even catch a flying guest, how dare she talk to a popular curry like Ma Xiaoshu?

The others continued to play the game, and those who lost continued to be arranged to wear retro costumes, and none of them were spared.

Before leaving, everyone began to draw blind boxes, which is everyone's travel fund today.

Xue Cheng was the most unlucky, drawing fifty yuan.

Yang Zhiyou drew one hundred, Wang Daqing one hundred and fifteen, Xiao Wen two hundred, and Qiao Bin two hundred and five.

Xue Cheng: "Why don't you say that people are koi?" Let's finally reveal how much money each of the two koi fish draws. Who comes first? ”

Yang Xiaoyue: "I'm three hundred, hahaha!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm three hundred and five." ”

Yang Xiaoyue was unconvinced: "Why? Why are you more than me? And someone with better luck than me? ”

Ma Xiaoshu smiled reservedly: "Because I am version 2.0, I have evolved!" ”