Yang Xiaoyue was still very optimistic, waving a three-hundred-yuan bill: "Haha! Three hundred is not a lot, and I have grilled sausages to eat again! ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Eat!" Those who eat big roots are not enough to borrow from me. ”

The five male guests looked at Ma Xiaoshu at the same time, what are you talking about? I still eat big roots, not enough to borrow from you, what to borrow? Borrow a barbecued sausage?

Show your driver's license!

Yang Xiaoyue said: "Okay! What am I doing, I can't eat first. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm definitely better than you can eat, you are second." ”

"I can eat two bowls of rice."

"I use a basin, and I can eat half a catty of noodles."

"Then you win."

"Awesome, right?"

Ma Xiaoshu was complacent.

Yang Xiaoyue still admires 2.0 a little, wow, he can eat so much.

The five guests looked at each other, it turned out that these two fools were just chatting about eating grilled sausages, we were thinking too much and a little embarrassed.

The game session ended, and the show entered the farmhouse session.

A group of resident guests in fancy costumes, and Ma Xiaoshu, who was dressed plainly and everydayly, strolled into the village.

The guests sighed, this countryside is so real!

Yang Xiaoyue: "Where is the truth?" Obviously, after the transformation, the real countryside is not so clean and rich. You city dwellers don't know what a rural ...... is."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Roasted sausage!" ”

"Where?"

"Ahead."

Xue Cheng and Yang Zhiyou are ready to go, and they want to discuss with Yang Xiaoyue what the real countryside is like, and use their own lack of knowledge to set off the grounding of the koi sister, however, the two ran away directly and did not cooperate with the effect of the show at all.

Eating roast sausages, they found the first task, catching ducks, which was quite down-to-earth, dozens of chickens and ducks in the chicken pen, and there were a lot of chicken feces on the ground.

Yang Zhiyou and Yang Xiaoyue were the first to go in, Qiao Bin went in and was scared out again, he was afraid of chickens.

Xue Cheng sneered: "Wowhaha! You're a big man and you're still afraid of chickens? ”

Qiao Bin: "I'm afraid of the sharp-mouthed chicken, not the sharp-mouthed one." ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Uncle, if it's not a sharp-beaked one, it's not a chicken, it's a duck." ”

Qiao Bin: "You haven't seen chickens before?" ”

Xue Cheng said: "Old Qiao is right, it's Ma Xiaoshu who hasn't seen chickens." ”

Anyway, not all words and deeds will be cut into the feature film, and when recording the show, it is normal for these old men to occasionally open their yellow tongues, after all, they are not serious people.

But Ma Xiaoshu is a serious person: "I've seen chickens!" I have a lot of chickens at home, as well as ducks and geese. ”

Xiao Wen, a newcomer who was only one year older than Ma Xiaoshu, burst out laughing.

Wang Daqing couldn't look at it, so he pulled Ma Xiaoshu and took two steps to the side: "Okay!" If you don't talk to the two of them, you'll be ruined. You're not going to catch ducks? ”

Ma Xiaoshu said sincerely: "This link is specially designed for Yang Xiaoyue, right?" Only when she catches the duck can the show have the effect of the show, you see, Yang Zhiyou is pretending to be stupid and driving the duck in front of her. If I go, I'll catch it in a second, and then it's no fun. ”

Wang Daqing leaned back tactically and looked deeply at this unattractive young man, this thing......

Is it smart or stupid?

Ma Xiaoshu not only didn't catch the duck, but also played with his mobile phone next to him, frowning deeply.

Wang Daqing reminded: "Even if you don't catch ducks, it's good for you to go in and mix some shots, are all the newcomers so Buddhist?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Oh, wait a while, the three flight attendant sisters I met yesterday want me to invite them to dinner." ”

Wang Daqing rolled his eyes: "What about recording the show, you can't come down and make an appointment with ......"

Ma Xiaoshu sent a voice message into his mobile phone: "Sisters! If you want to eat steak, you can eat it yourself, why should you let me treat you? It is immoral to get something for nothing! What to go to the hotel to play with toys...... It's not a child, it's also playing with toys. Everyone is an adult, of course, hard work is more important, how can you always think about playing? To be young is to struggle! I advise you to study more and work harder, strive for a promotion and a salary increase, and live a good life! ”

Shout~

The sending was successful.

Wang Daqing was stunned, and couldn't help but start applauding: "Beautiful!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Uncle, will I be too heavy when I spoke just now?" They don't seem to be paid very well and can't afford to eat steak...... But I can't afford it! ”

Wang Daqing kindly patted Ma Xiaoshu on the shoulder: "Young man! I appreciate you. ”

Ma Xiaoshu smiled modestly, picked up his mobile phone and walked into the chicken pen, Eryang was tired of becoming a dog and hadn't caught a duck yet, he planned to help.

Although Yang Xiaoyue was born in the countryside, the girl's athletic ability is relatively weak, and several opportunities to win are empty, and she is slipped around by ducks in the chicken pen.

Quack Quack ......

Ma Xiaoshu stood in the middle of the chicken pen, looking at the opportunity and kicking it over.

The duck was kicked away, and it flew impartially into Yang Xiaoyue's arms and fluttered.

Yang Xiaoyue pinched the two wings with one hand, and slapped the ducks with the other hand.

The duck is honest.

Everyone caught Yang Xiaoyue and praised him violently.

The recording of the show continued, and the seven people acted separately and wandered around the farmhouse, the main line design of the show seemed to be a bit weak, and the content was very scattered.

Xue Cheng continued to take Yang Xiaoyue and Ma Xiaoshu, the biggest laugh in this show is the combination of him and Yang Xiaoyue, so it is not a big problem to add a Ma Xiaoshu now, Xue Cheng wants to teach Ma Xiaoshu how to record variety shows.

The three of them came to a farmhouse and sat under a parasol in the courtyard to drink water and chat.

Lao Xue: "Xiaoshu, you have to let go of playing, you will play treasures, steal more shows, and have a little more sense of variety shows...... You're a lot quieter today than you were when you were playing, so it's not good, you won't have a camera......"

Yang Xiaoyue: "That's it! You don't have a chance to perform today, we'll help you later, don't be too nervous, it takes time to cultivate a sense of variety show. ”

Ma Xiaoshu took out a dog from his canvas satchel: "I'm ordinary, I don't have a sense of variety show." ”

"Wang~"

It was a small milk dog, a Chinese pastoral dog, with fierce milk.

Xue Cheng and Yang Xiaoyue were stunned.

"Where the hell did you get the dog? Bring it yourself? ”

"It's so cute, Ma Xiaoshu give me a hug!"

Ma Xiaoshu handed the dog to Yang Xiaoyue and wrote lightly: "It was from the owner of the chicken farm just now, there are four in total, and they are worried about giving away the puppy, so I asked for one and gave the boss a red envelope of twenty-four yuan." ”

Xue Cheng couldn't cry or laugh: "You're too good at work, right?" I'm still worried about you! The program team filmed you stealing a dog, right? It's really going to steal the camera......"

Ma Xiaoshu looked sincere: "I bought it." ”

Yang Xiaoyue held a hairball-like puppy: "What's its name?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Come to work, the English name is jobs." ”

Yang Xiaoyue nodded: "Oh! Malay Living ...... Very plain name. I'm also going back to adopt one, called Yang Youqian, English name money. ”

Xue Cheng was speechless, looking at Yang Xiaoyue and Ma Xiaoshu who were running back, life is very frustrating, some people don't need you to teach him what a variety show is, he can give you eighteen tricks in minutes, and there is no negotiation to grab your camera.

You see, five went to four with the cameraman, and they looked down on me.