Of course, Ma Xiaoshu watched the content of the previous seasons, and he was randomly selected to watch it at double speed, and he watched it for no more than half an hour.

He thought that if he found a house in the countryside, renovated it beautifully, and then two whole plots of land, it would be a mushroom house. But now in front of this, why is it a sea view villa?

Said to be a homestay, but actually a villa.

Farmers can't afford to live, and fishermen can't afford to live, which is a fascinating life.

Ma Xiaoshu glanced at the mushroom house twice, then turned around and walked to the beach, the cameraman hurriedly followed, and the staff also trotted over.

"Mr. Ma, you are going in the wrong direction, the house is here."

Teacher Ma carried the dog on his back and looked happy: "I haven't seen the sea before Lai'er, I'll go and see it first." ”

The staff can only follow.

Mr. Ma has always been unkempt, with round heads, white shirts, shorts, and flip-flops, all of which are newly bought by Sister Bao for him, and they are worn out of the temperament of Uncle Muraguchi.

He went out into the sea, picked up the seawater, drank it and spit it out: "Wow! Sure enough, it's salty, and you can take a bite when you come to work. ”

Dog: "Wangwang~yue......"

After coming to work, Ma Xiaoshu laughed, thinking, this dog has never seen the world.

The staff and videographers on the side also thought the same.

After waves on the beach for several minutes, Ma Xiaoshu walked to the luxurious mushroom house again, and was not found when he entered the yard, and the four of them were in the kitchen. He Xini is eating with coffee, eating and icing coffee in the morning, such a rural life is enough for petty bourgeoisie.

A chubby man in sunglasses is wandering around the kitchen, and two fashionably dressed young male entertainers are chatting at the door.

He Xini was suddenly startled, and handed over a cup of iced coffee: "Taste it." ”

Zhang Xingyi said politely: "Thank you, Mr. He...... Huh? ”

"Thank you!"

Ma Xiaoshu took the iced coffee.

Zhang Xingyi: "He is Ma Xiaoshu?" When did it come? ”

He Jiyong said: "We are all blind, such a big person followed by the cameraman and the staff, swaggered to the kitchen door, and no one found out?" I also saw him just now, and I was shocked, and besides, Brother Zhang, you want to pour the coffee yourself. ”

Ma Xiaoshu began to greet everyone: "Hello Teacher Fang Yuan!" Hello Mr. He! Hello Mr. Zhang Xingyi! Hello Mr. Peng Youchang! Hello Mr. Zhang Xiaofeng! ”

Fang Yuan smiled and nodded: "This kid is really polite, my sister didn't greet him when she was there." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Teacher P is one in the later stage." ”

He Jiyong smiled: "Don't talk about it, I can't really bring my sister P over later." ”

Isn't that a basic operation?

Peng Youchang is a spiritual guy, his focus is different from others, pointing to Ma Xiaoshu's satchel and saying, "He also brought a gift!" ”

Fang Yuan also joked: "Come on, what other gifts do you bring?" I stewed it at noon today. ”

Ma Xiaoshu was very serious: "The work is too small to eat, I see that the two in the yard are quite fat." ”

Several people laughed.

Fang Yuan blinked, came over and shook hands with Ma Xiaoshu: "Bosom friend!" I've been wanting to stew those two dogs for a long time. ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I will peel the skin, which one to kill first?" ”

Fang Yuan: "This kid ...... So sincere! ”

The two young ones are dying of laughter, can't you tell it's a joke?

He Jiyong smiled and explained to Ma Xiaoshu: "Actually, Teacher Fang is joking with you, H and O are family members of the mushroom house......

Ma Xiaoshu took a sip of coffee: "I understand!" You can't kill a dog in the show, the impact is not good, right? ”

He Jiyong: "......"

You're right, but the question is why does it sound weird?

Unimportant.

Teacher He took Ma Xiaoshu and Peng Youchang to pick up duck eggs, and by the way, Ma Xiaoshu introduced the small animals in the mushroom house.

In the kitchen, Zhang Xingyi complained to Fang Yuan: "Master, that guy looks so stupid!" ”

Fang Yuan: "You're really embarrassed to say that people, when you first started recording variety shows, you were much more stupid than Ma Xiaoshu." Besides, this guy is a fierce man, and you can't compare to him. ”

Zhang Xingyi scratched his head: "I know, the fight is very powerful." ”

Fang Yuan: "I'm talking about making music, you are leading the Chinese music scene to the world day by day, are there any people's works that are popular?" Now kindergartens across the country are singing "The Lonely Brave". ”

Zhang Xingyi was a little embarrassed and scratched his head: "Remember to cut this paragraph, it's very shameless." ”

Fang Yuan smiled: "Okay, this section is cut for him." While it's about to be cut, I'll also say a few words, they all say that Zhang Xingyi is like a wild dog in this show, but it also depends on who he compares with, as soon as Ma Xiaoshu comes, Xingyi looks like a precious dog. ”

You must cut it, otherwise you will keep it for the audience to see behind your back and say that Ma Xiaoshu is stupid? After all, Ma Xiaoshu is on fire now, and he has a huge number of fans.

On the other side, Ma Xiaoshu took the dog out of the bag and put it on the ground, and the bag was used to hold duck eggs.

Ma Xiaoshu picked up a few eggs, looked around the fence where the ducks were raised, and said, "You raise sheep and ducks, and you are usually tired, right?" ”

Peng Youchang squatted on the ground: "No, our show is very relaxed." ”

Ma Xiaoshu was puzzled: "I see that the duck pen and sheep pen are very clean, and I see that they are cleaned every morning and evening, can I not be tired?" ”

Peng Youchang's eyes suddenly dodged: "Ah...... It's a bit tiring to clean, but we're doing it fast. ”

Fart!

The cleaning and sanitation of all animals are done by the staff of the program team, in order to shoot and pick up duck eggs, I have just cleaned and laid some sand, otherwise the duck pen is full of duck feces, and it is difficult to move an inch.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Really? I don't believe it. ”

Peng Youchang bragged: "Hmph! I'm a mushroom house worker, and I can do anything. ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Your eggs are broken, and you won't be able to work when you see it." ”

Syllable~

Spank.

Peng Youchang blushed suddenly, he accidentally broke the duck egg and was about to hide it in the hay, but was directly exposed by Ma Xiaoshu.

After collecting the duck eggs, He Jiyong took them back to the kitchen.

Ma Xiaoshu saw several strangely shaped cars outside the yard, and asked Peng Youchang to take him over to take a look, two of them were broken, and I heard that they were smoking.

Fang Yuan and He Jiyong were discussing making salted duck eggs and exchanging them for some seafood with their neighbors.

Peng Youchang walked in with his hands on his feet: "Teacher He, Teacher Fang, Ma Xiaoshu is repairing the car over there, he is so professional." ”

Fang Yuan wondered: "No, where did he get the tools?" ”

Peng Youchang: "The equipment team of the program team took it, and it was the same as following up with his own warehouse, my brother Ma swaggered and asked people to ask for this and that, and then he took the tools to repair the car, and complained that our car was made with quality problems......

Zhang Xingyi: "It's true that there is a problem with the quality. ”

He Jiyong was the least surprised, and said with a smile: "Let him repair it!" Based on my understanding of him, we will definitely have to pay for maintenance after the repair, and when the time comes, we will have a tacit understanding and pretend not to understand. ”

Peng Youchang's expression was strange: "I've already paid!" Eighty for a car, a total of one hundred and sixteen, scan WeChat to pay! ”

Everyone was silent.

Fang Yuan said to Zhang Xingyi: "Do you still think he is stupid now?" Ma Xiaodu's sense of variety show ...... It's still a flat price, and repairing a car is the same as a welded steel frame bed. In the part where he repaired the car, the audience's barrage must be particularly intensive. ”

Not to mention anything else, people's ability to grab the camera is better than you, like you, you sleep in six episodes of a season.