Chapter Ninety-Eight: Earth Dogs

In fact, since Zhang Xingyi joined "Fascinating Life" last season, the reputation of this show has been declining.

Fortunately last year, he was also trying to find a way to integrate into the team, working hard and finding the camera, but this season began to be rotten, and he took Peng Youchang to sleep badly, and the ratings and reputation of the show collapsed.

Collapse is not the reason for him alone, but he is the inducing factor.

I didn't think it was when I recorded the show two months ago, but after the show was broadcast half a month ago, everyone found a problem.

At the beginning, some people said that this was because "Shining Boys" just entered the national competition and grabbed attention, but the problem is that the two programs do not conflict, and the genres are completely different.

Besides, He Jiyong participated in both programs, the more popular "Shining Boys" is, the more attention this show should be, why is it all scolding?

The biggest problem is in the program group, and there is a problem in planning.

Overly luxurious mushroom houses, areas that have little to do with the countryside, no difficult and challenging fishing activities, no motivated hosts and guests......

In almost every aspect, the program team has done its best to do the worst.

It's not easy.

To put it simply, this show has departed from its original simplicity and down-to-earthness, and has distanced itself from the audience, and the audience can't stand it.

What wake surfing, quirky electric cars, green tree houses, and unearned fishing......

Who can read it?

The previous "Fascinating Life" was a slow variety show, and this season is ...... perfunctory variety shows, there will be problems in attitude.

So, after observing the word-of-mouth of the first two episodes, He Jiyong proposed to invite Ma Xiaoshu.

The program team also reflected that only one guest was invited to Ma Xiaoshu in this issue.

On the one hand, he wants to highlight Ma Xiaoshu as much as possible, he has been the most popular recently, even if it is a few months after the end of "Shining Boy", his popularity will not be low.

On the other hand, I also want to reduce the number of guests, so that Zhang Xingyi, who has been lazy for half a season, can express himself more and reverse his reputation.

This issue is already the eleventh issue, and it looks like it is coming to an end, and if we don't bring back word of mouth, the next season will be over.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't know about their twists and turns, and after receiving 180 yuan, he had to help them repair the car conscientiously.

Zizi ......

The car repair scene was also lit again, and the sparks brought lightning.

The program team is very face-saving to subtitle in the later stage...... The shiniest boy!

More than a month later, when the show was broadcast, the reputation of the entire show immediately improved, and the fans of the "Fascinating Life" program compared Ma Xiaoshu with Brother Teng and Teacher Sha, believing that these three people were the key figures in the sixth season's word-of-mouth.

Brother Teng is in the early stage, mainly relying on daze to attract attention, this thing is really stupid, with a sense of joy.

In the middle of Mr. Sha, he moved the world by spitting (beating the nest) on the fishing boat, and vomited all the way.

In the later period of Ma Xiaoshu, he conquered the audience with his omnipotent work skills, which was indeed too comprehensive.

Of course, that's all for later.

The scene of the program recording.

After repairing the car, Ma Xiaoshu went back to the yard to wash his hands, and was about to chop firewood but did not find firewood, so he saw He Jiyong waving to him in the living room on the first floor.

Ma Xiaoshu walked over: "What else do you have to do?" ”

He Jiyong said: "The weather is so hot, let's rest for a while, there is air conditioning inside." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's still hot?" It's more than 40 degrees in Shuzhou, my sister has been threshing grain at home for the past two days, and I want to go back to help......"

He Jiyong pulled him into the house: "My sister is also hard!" Why don't you hire someone? ”

Ma Xiaoshu stalled his hands: "The strong laborers have gone out to work, who are you invited?" Ask a bunch of old men to sit in a row and smoke leaves? Since dozens of township enterprises in my hometown were destroyed by the town, there is only one way to work. ”

He Jiyong was taken aback: "Cut this paragraph!" Don't talk nonsense, little tree, you sit down and rest for a while. ”

Ma Xiaoshu didn't have anything else in mind, what he said was just the truth.

Plain.

Zhang Xingyi called on everyone to DJ together at night, and he even brought the equipment.

Fang Yuan looked disgusted: "Don't call me, I'll take a nap." ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Brother Peng, return the dog to me, I also want to take a nap." ”

Peng Youchang: "What do you sleep?" Jumpy! ”

Ma Xiaoshu said in disgust: "What age are you still jumping?" Our young people are all playing script killing, oh, that's right, you and Brother Zhang are almost thirty, you jump. ”

Peng Youchang shouted: "I will also play script killing!" ”

Zhang Xingyi frowned and looked at He Jiyong, although he didn't speak, but the meaning was very clear, is this guy so unmartial arts? Do you understand what cooperation means?

Moreover, Bundi is indeed outdated, but it can be musical!

It's just that I proposed to jump when I saw that you were a musician, and you didn't jump with me?

Ma Xiaoshu hugged his dog, and kicked Xiao H, who wanted to bully him: "It's just noon to discuss the evening?" Teacher He, is your show so boring? Don't even have to do farm work? No wonder the word of mouth is not good, and besides, I see that there used to be a link to call and order food in advance, but now there is no more, and I still want to order a hot pot......"

He Jiyong: "Get out!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu stopped talking.

Zhang Xingyi was stunned and said, "Teacher He, is he so arrogant?" ”

Peng Youchang said: "It's really too arrogant, and I don't even give ...... face."

Ma Xiaoshu looked at Peng Youchang, who lowered his head in fear.

He Jiyong sat down and stroked Xiao H slowly: "He is not arrogant but honest, we have really lost the classic things this season, so the afternoon and evening sessions have to be well designed." By the way, Ma Xiaoshu, where did you come from? When I was recording the show, I saw you running around with your work, and I haven't asked you yet. ”

Long Cuiqian has complained many times, and Ma Xiaoshu took the dog to wander around the program group.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Ah! I bought it last time I recorded "Amazing Company", and it is also a farmhouse, there are more farmhouses than you here, and the proprietress has a litter of puppies and nowhere to ......send them"

He Jiyong cried and laughed: "Are you going to keep him by your side all the time?" Do you have that much time to take care of it? ”

Ma Xiaoshu said seriously: "Does the dog need to be taken care of?" No, you don't! When I was a child, my family had a dog, which was also a Chinese pastoral dog, also called to work, and at that time, the township enterprise where my father worked collapsed, and the family had no source of income, so I gave it a good name. The first generation was very smart, and it was black. Every morning, it would take me to school, about seven or eight miles of mountain roads, and it would take me to school. Every afternoon, he waited for me on the side of the road halfway up the mountain, and sometimes I would play marbles with my classmates and come home late, whether it was morning or night, it was waiting for me. ”

He Jiyong became serious: "What happened later? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Later, I didn't come to work, my father didn't read any books, and he didn't have any skills, so he started all kinds of livelihoods to support his family. Driving horses to pack bricks, selling tofu, sending bean sprouts, and going to the coal mine...... It was a hard time. I lived for more than ten years, from the age of two to the age of thirteen. When I was in junior high school, I walked 20 miles home every Friday, and it was always waiting for me on the cliff, and when it saw me from afar, it ran down until it was halfway up the mountain to pick me up. When I was in my second year of junior high school, he didn't come to pick me up one Friday, and when I got home, my mother told me that I had run away from home two days before I came to work. ”

Peng You laughed out loud: "Still running away from home? So personal? ”

Zhang Xingyi: "It's really quite rebellious. ”

He Jiyong was more experienced, and asked in a deep voice, "What's going on?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu hugged Xiaolai'er and said: "My mother told me that the dog will leave the house when it is about to die, and it will go to a remote place to die silently, don't look for it." But I went to look for it anyway, and the next day, I found it in a pine forest under the cliff and buried it in the bamboo grove behind my house. ”

"So spiritual?"

"Really? That's too smart! ”

"My eyes are red, it's so touching to tell this story."

The three main coffees spoke one after another.

Fang Yuan walked in with a water cup: "Earth dog is like this!" Smart, loyal, and brave! Therefore, those who scolded Ma Xiaoshu on the Internet for being a soil dog are too good at boasting about people. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Thank you, thank them!" ”

Fang Yuan: "You still thank them?" Oh, you really are the best of the new generation! Don't you hate them? ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Scolding me is also traffic!" Black powder is also powder! I made my debut as a singer, I joined the work, and the work was to make money, so I don't care if they scold me and praise me? The company gave me a guaranteed treatment and five insurances and one housing fund, and I found a job before graduating from college, what else is there to dissatisfaction with? ”

He Jiyong nodded again and again: "His mentality is the best among all the players, mainly because he is naΓ―ve enough!" He doesn't have many brain cells, and he still uses them to write songs. Haha......"

The others laughed too.

After withstanding Ma Xiaoshu's initial recklessness, everyone gradually felt that this guy was a little cute, because he was really scheming.

After laughing, Zhang Xingyi suddenly pointed to a big box in the corner of the living room and said, "Mr. Ma, is that your box?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I didn't bring a suitcase." ”

Peng Youchang said: "Didn't you bring any personal belongings? ”

Ma Xiaoshu opened his satchel: "Bring it, T-shirt, shorts, underwear, soap, toothpaste, shampoo, ......"

His shampoo is in small bags, so he brought two small bags, and he didn't bring a toothbrushing cup, because Ma Xiaoshu never used a cup to brush his teeth.

Such a minimalist style shocked the people present.

Zhang Xingyi said incredulously: "Didn't you bring facial cleanser, makeup, and facial mask?" Is there only one set of clothes? ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "It's not a woman, who brings those things?" ”

The crowd was silent.

Zhang Xingyi: "That...... Whose box does that box belong to? ”

The staff couldn't bear it: "Yours." ”

Zhang Xingyi: "Oh, oh...... I'm sorry. ”

He Jiyong said: "Because Xingyi is the agent team to prepare things for him, do you know?" He didn't even know what he was carrying. Last time we were all laughing and brought three boxes, but today we only had one box, but the problem is ...... He also didn't know which box was his own. ”

Everyone laughed.

Isn't it funny?

Ma Xiaoshu didn't smile: "How can you let an agent do such a thing?" I'm just the opposite, my agent's luggage is all packed by me, uh...... I'm not qualified to say Brother Zhang, Sister Bao brought four boxes this time, one box for shoes, one box for bags, and she also brought a wetsuit, saying that she was going to dive......"

Everyone laughed even more, you might as well be Zhang Xingyi, people will lead the team, what about you? Work as a babysitter for an agent.

Zhang Xingyi said: "If you can't lead the team, you can only work until death!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu scratched his head: "I can write songs, by the way, Brother Zhang, can you write songs?" Definitely, right? ”

Brother Zhang was tactically silent.

What a fart!

The others stopped talking, looking back and forth at Ma Xiaoshu and Zhang Xingyi.

Ma Xiaoshu, you really know how to chat!

This paragraph has not been cut, and the audience has fully seen the ...... between the top stream and the top stream in this episode Uneven.

Zhang Xingyi's big box was full of all kinds of equipment, while Ma Xiaoshu brought a change of clothes in a satchel, plus a dog, and ...... A small bottle of dog food.

He Xini once again put a trick: "Aha! What, little tree, I'll take you around the mushroom house, it's interesting. ”