Chapter 152: Wilderness Gourmet

When the show aired three weeks later, this scene also surprised the audience, and the barrage even called the good guys:

"Ma Xiaoshu, you are floating, you dare to earn even Bei Ye's money?"

"I'm afraid that you have a life to earn and a life to spend!"

"Oh yes! Small shops have opened from "Shiny Boys" to "Extreme Survival". ”

"He went on the show with a condom?"

"This thing is a survival artifact in the wild, which can store water, make fire, etc."

"This issue is the best one so far! The guests are amazing! ”

"Ma Xiaoshu is surprisingly strong!"

"He just looks naΓ―ve, but he actually does things very methodically."

"I've never watched "Shining Boys", but this issue was a fan of him."

"Won't the balloon burst?"

"Something that can withstand the weight of life, and the quality is better than that of a normal balloon."

When Gao Wen came to see this paragraph, she had a very different opinion, she only felt that Ma Xiaoshu was neuropathic and should not be used when she should have used it.

For the sake of his own dignity, Bei Ye gave up the use of a pregnancy condom and chose to travel directly.

Ma Xiaoshu followed closely behind, and the one who swam in front was ...... Videographer.

This guy is really violent, paddling with one hand, and still filming with the other.

The process of crossing the river was very thrilling, Bei Ye was almost killed by a stake several times, but he avoided it every time, and he didn't know if he was lucky or bad, Ma Xiaoshu didn't encounter the stump, it seemed that he was walking around him.

After crossing the river, we came to a hillside, but fortunately it was not too steep.

Lao Bei and Ma Xiaoshu are very tired, and they consume energy quickly after soaking in water for a long time.

Moreover, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon.

It was long past lunchtime, but they hadn't eaten the rice, except for a little bit of ant eggs.

Ma Xiaoshu sat on the stone and gasped: "Lao Bei, can you get something to eat?" ”

Bei Ye smiled: "As you wish!" I'll get you some special food, see that cave? That's our cafeteria. ”

Ma Xiaoshu grinned and saw the cave, which was quite big.

He knew what was in there, and it was easy to catch during the day, and it smelled...... He hadn't eaten it either.

"Before exploring this unknown cave, we need to make a torch with bamboo and bamboo leaves that have not been wet......"

Bei Ye started the teaching session again.

He also took out a tool, a knife, and made a simple torch out of bamboo and bamboo leaves, and used the knife to cut the flint and ignite it easily, and the movement was very silky.

Then he started the operation of the Chinese ancestors to catch bats, threw torches into the hole, and guarded the entrance of the cave with a homemade tennis racket. The bats were stimulated by the smoke and flew out in groups, and Bei Ye slapped at the entrance of the cave, shouting while patting:

"That's protein! That's protein! ”

Ma Xiaoshu did not participate, but sharpened bamboo sticks on the side, and Sister Bao prepared a Swiss army knife for him.

After a while, Bei Ye came over with three bats.

Ma Xiaoshu held a large handful of bamboo sticks: "That's it?" ”

Bei Ye: "Bats are very difficult to catch, and I have only succeeded this once, I don't believe you can try it......"

Try it, just try it.

Ma Xiaoshu soon returned with five bats.

Lao Bei was surprised: "How did you do it?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I picked them up in the hole, they flew into the water and got wet and couldn't fly." ”

Bell: "......"

Didn't I catch that? It's just that I didn't find it, Ma Xiaoshu picked it up.

Bei Ye planned to eat it raw, but Ma Xiaoshu refused, and I cut all the bamboo sticks.

Then, Barbie Q started, Lao Bei was responsible for pinching the head, removing the tail, peeling the skin and gutting the internal organs, Ma Xiaoshu was responsible for roasting, and he took out a small bottle of magical materials from the bag - salt.

Bei Ye is not very optimistic about Ma Xiaoshu's behavior of surviving with salt. Who knows when something happens to you and you puts a bottle of salt in your bag every day?

Ma Xiaoshu doesn't care, do you still bring a bag for survival, and you still bring a knife? If you have the ability to kill crocodiles with your bare hands, don't you still have to rely on knives?

Bei Ye thinks the roasted bats ...... It smells so good!

In the case of only salt seasoning, Ma Xiaoshu's barbecue technique is very reliable, each one is roasted with oil, charred on the outside and tender on the inside.

In terms of cooking skills, Ma Xiaoshu must be better than Bei Ye.

Even the cameraman gave Ma Xiaoshu a thumbs up, quacking.

The barrage has begun to change a little here, and the audience found that Ma Xiaoshu seems to have recorded a food show, and he has gradually deviated.

After eating a small barbecue, they put out the fire with dirt and continued on their way.

After that, Ma Xiaoshu became more active.

"Lao Bei, there are fish in this water! The whole two come up. In a hurry? Well......"

"You think you're going to go back again, right? I should have caught fish to eat. ”

"There's a bird's nest over there!"

"Can you eat this fruit? Lao Bei, you try it, it seems that you can't eat it, your lips are black. ”

"Wow! This snake is so fat! Lao Bei him! ”

Ma Xiaoshu and the cameraman were on the small slope, and Bei Ye went down first with the vines, and then signaled them not to move first, because he found a cobra.

This made Ma Xiaoshu particularly excited.

Bei Ye held a stick and forked the cobra's seven inches, and the snake body more than one meter long writhed and struggled.

Ma Xiaoshu swallowed his saliva, jumped down, and raised the bamboo spear in his hand to nail it, this is Ma Xiaoshu's self-made tool, which can be used as a weapon or a crutch.

Lao Bei said: "Wait! Isn't this thing protecting animals? ”

Can he eat it or not?

The point is that in China, you have to choose your food carefully.

Ma Xiaoshu said with a smile: "The cobra is a protected animal, but it is only a protected animal in a few places, such as Mingzhu City, Qianzhou, and Xiangzhou, where it is not a protected animal, just an ordinary animal." ”

Bei Ye was also happy: "That's great! ”

The snake spits out the letter, constantly trying to retreat.

Ma Xiaoshu: "You fork it, I'll nail it by the neck first, and then chop off its head!" ”

As he spoke, he approached with a bamboo spear and took out a Swiss army knife, his face filled with the joy of a good harvest.

Bei Ye chattered to the camera again: "The venom of this snake is deadly, and it is very dangerous to encounter it in the wild, we must keep a distance from it." But at the same time, it is also very rich in protein, and now, Ma Xiaoshu is going to turn him into our food. We were lucky to be able to taste the Chinese cobra in this adventure. ”

When Ma Xiaoshu was about to poke down, he suddenly stopped: "What are you talking about?" Is this a Chinese cobra? ”

Bei Ye: "Yes! Very rare variety. ”

Ma Xiaoshu immediately lost interest and walked back: "It's still a fart!" The ordinary cobra is not a protected animal, but the Chinese cobra is, and we all have to go in after eating. ”

Lao Bei was also disappointed: "It's really ...... What a pity! The animals in China are so happy! ”

The three of them distanced themselves from the snake, and then cautiously left, and Shiro was happy.

Barrage:

"Snake: Thank you CCTV! Thanks to the criminal law! Thank you to the Motherland! ”

"Snake: Come here!"

"Master Pei: This is a snake sitting in prison, I can't afford to provoke it!"

"Hahaha......"

"Ma Xiaoshu's saliva is flowing out."

"Devil!"

"This snake can blow for a lifetime."

"I thought Bei Ye was going to catch the snake with his bare hands."

"Ma Xiaoshu: My knife was only two centimeters away from its neck at the time."

"He's so ruthless!"

"I used to think this show was fake, but this time I believe it."

"No matter how much you cheat, you can't get the Chinese cobra!"

"Fortunately, Bei Ye said the name of the snake, otherwise Ma Xiaoshu would have finished the calf!"

"It's not over! If you really kill it, it won't be broadcast. ”

Bei Ye also thinks so, let's go back and get it, don't we just shoot it?

Ma Xiaoshu refused, you patted your ass and left after recording the show, I still have to live in this country, what if I show my stuffing one day? No matter how hungry you are, you have to hold back.

Soon, the trio came to a waterfall with a waterhole underneath.

To put it simply, there is no way out again.

They grabbed the vines and walked down, and when they came to a place seven or eight meters high from the waterhole, they couldn't go down.

Bei Ye: "I can only jump, but the problem is that I don't know how deep the waterhole is, and there don't seem to be any stones in the water, woo dog!" ”

Shout!

He grabbed the vines and swung out, then jumped into the pool: "The pool is deep, there are no stones in it, it's safe!" ”

Camera guy ...... Shout.

A leap of faith!

Ma Xiaoshu grinned, no wonder there are few foreigners!

He took two steps back, ran up, and jumped towards the place where Bei Ye had just entered the water, and the safety of the survival show came first!

The cautious Ma Xiaoshu entered the water perfectly, and the water splash was quite good.

At this time, he heard Pei Ye cheering: "Wow! What do you see I've found? It's a frog! Surely this is not a protected animal, is it? ”

Ma Xiaoshu looked over, and there were indeed a few stupid green-backed bullfrogs by the waterhole.

"Wild frogs are also protected animals," he said. ”

Bei Ye was about to go crazy, grabbing his hair: "God! It's really hard to ask for a life in your country! ”

Ma Xiaoshu said again: "However, it will only be punished if you catch twenty frogs, so it is actually okay." ”

Lao Bei rolled his eyes: "Kang Muang~ Can you finish the words in one go?" I'm already hungry! ”

Rushing in such a jungle, the energy consumed per hour can be equivalent to a normal person's day, so the few roasted bats at noon have already been digested.

Bei Ye grabbed a frog, pressed it directly on the ground, cut off the head, began to peel it, and then ate it raw.

"First remove the head and guts, and then, like this, take off their clothes and shoes...... The rest is edible, amm......"

Ma Xiaoshu was also hungry, and not to be outdone, he grabbed the two, but his way of dealing with them was much more civilized, carrying the hind legs of the bullfrogs to the stones, and stunning them before using a knife to peel the skin and take out the internal organs.

Eating a bullfrog raw is not difficult for Ma Xiaoshu, but he did not gnaw it raw, but peeled off the skin and cut off the soles of his feet, cut them into small pieces the size of his thumb, washed them, found two large leaves to make them into a funnel shape, put the meat of the two frogs in it and salted it, squeezed out the blood and added salt.

Then, he pulled a few sticks of Houttuynia cordata on the shore, washed and chopped them and threw them in and mixed well, skillfully.

Well...... Fragrant!

The cold bullfrog is actually very tasty too.

At this time, Bei Ye and the cameraman had already nibbled on a bullfrog alive and were about to continue their journey.

Ma Xiaoshu followed closely, holding two bamboo sticks as chopsticks, eating as he walked.

It's like a ...... Come for the tourist.

Even this program group, which almost never uses special effects and exaggerated subtitles, gave Ma Xiaoshu a chef's hat, with six big characters on the back:

Elegance never goes out of style!

The barrage brushed it was:

"Ma Xiaoshu, Zhen, Wilderness Foodie!"

"Show me I'm hungry in the middle of the night."

"Diving Frog Takeaway Walks ......"

"The cold frog should be boiled and then mixed to make it more delicious."

"The rough man Ma Xiaoshu has become a delicate boy under the backdrop of Bei Ye!"