Chapter 153: Mr. Ma (for the helmsman Wang Doragagan)
The camera brother kept eating the cold frogs of the horse tree, adding Houttuynia cordata, the taste was amazing, and the foreigner said that he was very milky.
Bei Ye also tasted a piece and praised it sincerely: "I didn't expect raw frogs to be so delicious!" ”
Ma Xiaoshu is full of doubts, is this delicious?
How many haven't you seen the world?
Oh yes! Lao Bei, he is British, then it is reasonable! After all, it's the famous kingdom of dark cuisine.
No wonder he dared to eat anything he saw raw, because they might not be as delicious as raw when cooked.
After walking for a long time, the sky gradually darkened.
And they are still in the depths of the jungle, this is calculated before they came, they must sleep in the wilderness tonight, Ma Xiaoshu is not panicked at all, anyway, there is Bei Ye.
Coming to a hillside covered with bamboo, Bei Ye said, "It seems that we are going to stay here tonight." ”
Ma Xiaoshu was tired and numb: "Oh......"
In terms of physical strength and endurance, he is still a little worse, after all, he is just an ordinary person who is a little more powerful.
Of course, it is also possible that the consumption was too large the night before......
"Hey! Spare grain, do you see those bamboos? ”
"See."
"They're very useful, in fact, bamboo is a great thing to survive in the wild, it can be used to build a house, to drink, to carry things and to use it as a weapon. Do you make tools out of bamboo? ”
"Me? I'm ordinary......"
"Then let me teach you, let's go cut a few thick bamboos and come back, dog."
"Dog!"
Soon, Ma Xiaoshu followed Bei Ye to cut back a few bamboos.
Bei Ye skillfully split the bamboo from the semi-middle waist, let it close at both ends, and formed seven or eight long strips of more than two meters in the middle, and then stretched out those long strips, and used vines to weave horizontally, and then, a hammock was ready.
He tied a bamboo hammock between two trees with vines: "I hope it can bear my weight, and if it breaks, some guys will laugh at me." ”
Ma Xiaoshu learned to do it next to him: "Do you mean Master De?" ”
Lao Bei: "Ahem! Of course...... No. Wow whoa, perfectly holds my weight, perfect hammock! It's just a little narrow, and there's no way to turn over. ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Then make it wider." ”
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Make two hammocks tied together, so it's more comfortable to sleep."
"I'm asking you what the name of the one you made up?"
"Mat! The hammock is too awkward, it would be better to spread a mat. Of course, I can only make up a little bit, and time does not allow. ”
"Uh......"
I taught you how to make a hammock, why do you make a mat?
Do you still want to make a pillow?
Yes!
Ma Xiaoshu made a pillow out of bamboo, which was very rough, but after wrapping it in palm leaves, it was still quite comfortable.
In fact, whether it is a mat or a pillow, it is very random, Ma Xiaoshu is in a hurry, and the bamboo strips drawn out are a finger wide, and the picture is trouble-free.
But even so, compared with Bei Ye's shoddy things, it instantly became high-end.
Bei Ye was stunned: "The craftsmanship is good!" Spare food, you ...... As a singer, why do you still have bamboo weaving? ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Because in my hometown, almost all the furniture and tools are made of wood and bamboo. I grew up learning wood and bamboo art with my father, who was a farmer, so I was very proficient in these things. ”
Bei Ye admired: "You have an amazing father, does he still knit tools by himself?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu shook his head: "No, he had a stroke." ”
Bei Ye: "Saorui, that's really a sad story......"
Ma Xiaoshu grinned: "It's not sad at all, it's funny, he went to help people do woodwork, and he drank fake wine at night and went home and fell into the pond...... He swam to the shore with his face! He is a great swimmer. ”
Bei Ye: "......"
This is really speechless, I always feel that Ma Xiaoshu and his father are the same kind of people as him, powerful and wonderful.
When the show was broadcast, the audience was also crazy with laughter, and Ma Xiaoshu's father was also a strong one.
After that, Ma Xiaoshu taught Bei Ye to weave a mat, and taught him to weave bamboo to build the roof, it is not possible to directly spread palm leaves, the wind is gone, and the palm leaves are fixed on the bamboo with fine silk to be much more stable.
Bei Ye benefited a lot, but he always felt a little bit, so he took advantage of the fact that it was not dark, and ran to make traps to catch small animals, and the bait was the internal organs of bats and bullfrogs.
There is no doubt that his technique and experience are abundant, but it is too crude.
"Let's make a trap with a heavy object, and as long as the trap is triggered, the heavy object will fall down, and maybe there will be an unexpected gain tomorrow......"
"Why don't you use a bamboo skewer? It can definitely nail small animals to the ground, and heavy objects can't be smashed accurately. ”
"That's too complicated."
"It's not complicated at all, you look at me, this and this and so ......"
Teacher Ma started to take classes, and Bei Ye studied very seriously, in fact, many of his animal trapping mechanisms were learned from locals around the world.
And the mechanism of the horse tree is very delicate and varied.
This is all he has played since he was a child.
When he was a child, every year above the stove of his house, there were many smoked birds, voles and hares, which were more fragrant than bacon.
Barrage:
"Teacher Ma is so versatile."
"Let you make a hammock, why do you make a three-piece suit?"
"I have to say that Ma Xiaoshu's bamboo weaving skills are indeed three streets away from Bei Ye."
"My grandfather will do that too."
"Is it true that Ma Xiaoshu said that his father drank fake wine?"
"Yes! At that time, it was also on the news in our county...... The host said that he was very inspirational! ”
"Ma Xiaoshu taught Master Bei to be a mechanism?"
"Too arrogant, isn't it?"
"Normal! There will be a lot of Master Pei, but I'm not afraid to learn more. ”
"Ma Xiaoshu's hands are so skillful."
After making the surrounding traps, it was already dark.
Bei Ye is lighting a fire.
In the dark, Ma Xiaoshu said quietly: "As the number one boss in the survival world, isn't it a bit cheap to use flint and steel to make a fire?" Lao Bei? ”
After more than a day, the two have become acquainted.
After all, Ma Xiaoshu is the best at dealing with them.
Bei Ye quibbled: "I will use a hundred ways to make a fire, but there is no need, this trip is mainly to survive in the rainforest of the typhoon, and the way to make the fire is not the key." ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "I already knew I had a lighter." ”
Bei Ye: "Why not?" It's never about getting fire to survive in the rainforest, it's about traveling, hunting and spending the night, and it's full of dangers. ”
Ma Xiaoshu began to make roasted bullfrogs and bats, which he had not eaten before and left for the evening.
This time, instead of roasting it over an open flame, he burned the remaining bamboo into charcoal, so that the charcoal roast did not smell like smoke.
Not long after, the three of them had a steaming barbecue.
Ma Xiaoshu sighed: "I forgot to bring cumin!! ”
Damn it!
I knew that the bullfrogs here were so stupid, so I brought cumin with me!
Everyone is not full, but it is good to have food.
Later, Bei Ye went to patrol the area around the camp, and he had to make sure that the guests were safe.
Ma Xiaoshu and the cameraman are chatting, although his English basically has no grammar and his pronunciation is also a chili pepper, but he has never had stage fright, and he chatted with the old brother back and forth.
Then, this guy took out a big thing to share with Ma Xiaoshu, and Ma Xiaoshu was so frightened that he immediately refused.
At this time, Bei Ye came back with a huge centipede, and the old brother immediately put away the big man and picked up the camera, turned on and continued to shoot.
Bei Ye: "Look at this thing, it's at least thirty centimeters long!" It's almost fine! ”
Ma Xiaoshu picked it up with bamboo sticks and chopsticks to observe it closely: "It can't be fine." ”
Bei Ye smiled: "It's not considered a good spirit when it's so big?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a fine, let's roast it!" This thing is baked and crunchy! ”
Shout~
Soon, one person got a piece of roasted big centipede, which was really fragrant.
Then Meizizi sleeps.
Early the next morning.
Ma Xiaoshu was still yawning in the hammock, not to mention, it was quite cool last night, but there were many mosquitoes.
Bei Ye sat in front of the fire and chattered: "We spent a wet night in the Chinese rainforest, and the rain stopped for a while. There is an old Chinese proverb that says, 'Tomorrow will be better', and I hope we will have good luck today. ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Without this proverb, you are just foolish." There are only ...... old Chinese sayings A loss may turn out to be a gain. ”
"What do you mean?"
"Meaning...... Forget it, I can't explain it to you. ”
Limited level of English!
After that, they inspected the mechanism that had been set up last night.
A hare was nailed to death with a bamboo stick, and a slate hit a vole, and the vole was crushed into pieces by the slate.
After a brief breakfast, the trio began to hurry again, and they had to flee the area by three o'clock this afternoon, or they would be considered a failure.
This is a variety show, but there are not as many scripts as domestic variety shows, everything is possible.
Bei Ye was in a hurry, rushing hard in a piece of bamboo, tired and screaming.
"Oh! It's crazy, it's like a nightmare, spare food, how do you feel? ”
"I'm ordinary."
Ma Xiaoshu was like a student, carrying a backpack and a peaked cap, standing behind Bei Ye and answering seriously.
Bei Ye: "Watt? Don't you think it's too difficult to traverse? ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "I don't think so." Every year when Qingming goes home to my grandfather's grave, the road is exactly the same as here, and I have to open the road with a knife. ”
Bei Ye is speechless with a capital letter.
After a long day, you Chinese have a legal birthday every year? The whole people are trying to survive so fiercely?
Mission: Arrive at and worship the ancestral graveyard in the secret realm?!
When the Chinese audience saw this, it was very immersive, and the tomb during Qingming was indeed ...... It's so hard!
Luck was good for everyone today.
Although it was tiring to climb all the way downhill, it only took one morning to reach the edge of the jungle.
Before leaving, you need to replenish your energy.
They were foraging in a stream near the river, Bei Ye caught a few crabs and let Ma Xiaoshu eat them raw, Ma Xiaoshu proposed to barbecue, Bei Ye said that he didn't want to barbecue and wanted him to eat them raw.
This guy has a bad taste, as if he wants to see Ma Xiaoshu make a fool of himself.
After all, he didn't eat raw for the past two days, and the bullfrog was also cold, and the salt had already marinated the meat until it was medium-rare.
Ma Xiaoshu smiled coldly and took out new supplies from his backpack: "It's no problem to eat crabs raw!" As long as you dare to eat this! ”
Bei Ye smiled: "Egg? Egg? ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "It's a duck egg." ”
Pei Ye: "Exchange!" ”
"Oh!"
Ma Xiaoshu took the crab, opened the shell and inhaled it with a storm, and a live crab disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Bei Ye nodded and began to peel eggs: "You are very good at spare food!" You're one of the most powerful stars I've ever met in the wilderness, not one of them, and I want to thank you for giving me the duck eggs, which look ...... Wow! Vomit...... Is this a ass? Fack! I suspect you want to poison me! ”
Teacher Ma took out another one and taught Bei Ye a lesson: "This is called preserved eggs!" A very skinny egg! ”