Chapter 154: The Devil
Preserved eggs are real skins, after removing the wrapping layer, the outside is no different from ordinary duck eggs, and the yellow, orange and orange shiny looks a little cool after opening, but when you smell it......
It smells so good!
Ma Xiaoshu's saliva came down.
But Bei Ye can't, he feels that the egg in his hand has been cursed by the devil, how can it be so stinky?
Is this really a food that humans can eat?
He'd rather go eat maggots!
Ma Xiaoshu has already issued a challenge, as a man, how can he back down?
The premise is that Ma Xiaoshu eats first!
Ma Xiaoshu is a literate university animal, after peeling out the preserved eggs, he is not in a hurry to eat, but began to give Pei Ye popular science: "This is the preserved egg, also known as the pine flower egg, the egg, the gray egg, etc., is a unique Chinese food, the flavor is peculiar, can promote appetite." ”
Pei Ye's entire facial features were full of resistance: "This thing also promotes diet?" Are you tricking me? This must be spoiled eggs, it stinks......"
The camera brother next to him retched directly and distanced himself.
Ma Xiaoshu didn't want to let go of Lao Bei so easily, so he used his lifelong English skills: "Uh...... Preserved eggs are not only a delicacy, but also have certain medicinal value. More than 100 years ago, Wang Shixiong's "Suixingju Diet Recipe" said: "Preserved eggs, spicy, astringent, sweet, salty, can diarrhea, sober up, remove large intestine fire, cure diarrhea, can disperse and collect." It can treat eye pain, toothache, high blood pressure, tinnitus, vertigo and other diseases. ”
Bei Ye held the preserved egg and put on a mask of pain: "I don't believe it!" You must be lying to me about the spare food, unless you dare to eat it yourself. ”
Ma Xiaoshu said: "This is really food! And one of the favorite foods of the Chinese people, it is made with duck eggs marinated in salt, tea and plant ash, and it is very delicious, you see...... Ahh It's so delicious! ”
He took a big bite and showed an expression of enjoyment, it was really delicious.
Especially after eating cold bullfrogs and barbecue bats, Ma Xiaoshu felt that preserved eggs were simply the best taste in the world, and nothing could compare to it except Gao Wen!
Bei Ye immediately breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that he could really eat it, but it just smelled a little stinky, so ......
He opened his mouth to take a big mouthful, and then collapsed.
"Ahem, ahem...... Hum ...... Do you like to eat this? Oh sell! This must be the egg laid by Satan. ”
"Satan is not an oviparous species, he can't lay eggs, so eat them."
"Definitely Satan's devil egg!"
"You squirm like a woman, can you be a man?"
"No, no, no! It's so horrible that I can't swallow it, I vomit ......."
"Don't push it, eat it!"
Ma Xiaoshu gloated and was very happy.
Bei Ye showed an extremely painful expression that had never appeared on his face, chewing the preserved egg in his mouth desperately, and forcibly swallowed it, and his facial features were wrinkled together.
Ma Xiaoshu tasted the deliciousness of preserved eggs, and the expressions of the two were in strong contrast.
Finally, Bei Ye swallowed the preserved egg and said, "I believe that everyone has his bottom line, but it is obvious...... Your bottom line is much lower than mine, I really can't stand this weird egg, it's terrible...... This egg has broken my bottom line! ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Your bottom line is so high?" ”
Bei Ye: "You are the devil!" ”
Ma Xiaoshu was happy: "That's if I won, right?" Hi hi hi! Did the brothers see it? I won Lao Bei! ”
He still subconsciously wanted to @shiny boys.
has walked the road to fame together, and he has long been integrated with everyone.
It just so happened that the brothers were also on time to watch his show and cheer for him.
Three weeks later, the brothers collectively called for Ma Xiaoshu's dangerous blog:
"Zhu Biao: Decent! Quite decent! ”
"Yanagisawa Xu: Good job, come back and invite you to tea."
"Gou Jian: Cow Batch! Treat him to snail noodles next time! ”
"Zhou Shien: I didn't expect that Bei Ye would also be planted in my brother......"
A dozen brothers are neatly organized.
Since the preserved eggs, Bei Ye has respected Ma Xiaoshu a lot, and he no longer calls him "spare grain", this guy's spare grain is too evil, and it is blasphemy against God to eat a bite......
However, he still admires Ma Xiaoshu, this is the only star he doesn't need to deliberately reduce the difficulty of recording shows in China, and even many of his skills are beyond Pei Ye's imagination, such as barbecue, climbing and bamboo weaving.
Of course, preserved eggs are definitely a poison, Bei Ye insisted that Ma Xiaoshu did it on purpose, but ...... It's funny, isn't it?
They finally came to the edge of the jungle.
It is the most real and wild issue of the star version of "Extreme Survival", as a finale, Bei Ye found a bee chrysalis, for which he was also nailed with a swollen eye.
"Hey! Horse, do you see these little things with white flowers? ”
"It looks delicious."
"Uh...... They are bee pupa, the larvae of wild bees, and contain six times as much protein as beef, which is a delicacy that is hard to find in the wild. ”
"Uh-huh! Well, it's so tender! ”
"Ah...... Aren't you afraid of this bug? ”
"I've been eating since I was a child."
"Eat raw?"
"Adults say that fried bee pupae are more fragrant, but when we were children, we still thought it was delicious, especially when mixed with white sugar, tsk......t"
"Whoa! Prepare...... MAXIAOSHU, YOU'RE LITERALLY THE ONE WHO LIVES TO SURVIVE TO THE LIMIT, IF YOU WILL. ”
"No, are there still bee pupae?"
"Why are you done? Didn't leave me one? ”
"Sorry, it's so delicious......"
That's the essence of the show.
Bei Ye met a wild thing, he couldn't scare Ma Xiaoshu at all, but was praised by Ma Xiaoshu's wildness, Chinese men are amazing! He's an ordinary person!
From this, he determined that Chinese was the race at the top of the food chain, and they dared to eat anything......
At the end of the show, the three of them jump into the river together and stop a fishing boat.
They survived!
At first, Ma Xiaoshu thought that the fishing boat was arranged by the program team, until later the boat boss asked them for money.
Later, Ma Xiaoshu learned that the original program team did arrange a boat, but it didn't take out until two o'clock, and Bei Ye just took them to dive in advance, and really experienced the feeling of being rescued.
The recording of the show is over.
Back in town, Bei Ye took Ma Xiaoshu to take antibiotics, and after eating those raw game, it was better to be safe, Lao Bei had to take antibiotics every time he finished recording the show.
Ma Xiaoshu sighed, it's not easy for Lao Bei to make money!
Lao Bei thought in his heart, Lao Tzu made money very easily, why don't you bring a magic egg for me to eat, it is more uncomfortable than eating maggots......
After taking the antibiotic, Wang Dabao came.
Sister Bao pulled Ma Xiaoshu to look left and right, there was no missing arms or legs, and there was no injury, it seemed that she was still in a lot of energy, which was outrageous.
Back at the guest house, after Ma Xiaoshu reported the recording of the show to Sister Bao, Sister Bao was frightened and said that she would never come to the show again.
However, Ma Xiaoshu thinks this show is quite interesting.
After dinner, Ma Xiaoshu was lying in the musty guest house room, bragging to his brothers in the group, and a video call came.
It's jackdaw.
Ma Xiaoshu picked it up impatiently: "Teacher Jackdaw, is there something wrong?" ”
Jackdaw: "You finally took it?" I haven't picked up my video for many days, have you been experiencing any difficulties lately? Is it a creative bottleneck? Tell me, I can give you the best guidance I can......"
Ma Xiaoshu: "I just finished recording "Extreme Survival" with Bei Ye, and there is no signal in the mountains. ”
"That's it! No wonder I can't contact you, they all said that you crossed the river and demolished the bridge, and they ignored me after recording the show, haha, how is it possible? ”
"Zizi ......"
"Huh?"
"Zizi...... The signal is not good! Teacher, I'm in the village, and the typhoon has just blown here, and the signal is unstable, so it's ......."
"It's not! I see you're snorting with your mouth......"
"Toot!"
Ma Xiaoshu hung it for him.
Even if I use my mouth to seduce it, it's a bad signal, and I don't have any eyesight!
It's all over the game, can you let me stop and stop?
This show is going to make money!
As soon as I hung up, the video call prompt popped up again.
Ma Xiaoshu connected to the video, and his words were very gentle: "Little sheep...... Hello there! Have you eaten? I just ran out of the rainforest with Bei Ye, and you don't know how dangerous it is! We met the cobra, the poisonous kind, you know? ”
"Did you eat bugs?"
"I ate bullfrogs raw, roasted bats, roasted rabbits and mice, crabs raw, but not bugs."
"Really?"
"Of course it's true, I've only eaten two...... More than thirty bee pupa, that's not bugs. ”
"Gross~ Don't come back!"
"That's a bee chrysalis!"
"Toot!"
Ma Xiaoshu also tasted the taste of being hung in the video.
Hum!
He is not false at all, although he has known Ms. Gao Wen for a short time and has not spent more than seventy-two hours together, Ma Xiaoshu is very aware of her weaknesses.
As soon as they met, they picked her off, and everything was as usual after the pajamas!
Now, the recording of the star version of "Extreme Survival" has ended, and for Ma Xiaoshu, he only feels that he has completed a job.
After that, a series of heat and trends were triggered by him, which he could not imagine now.
slept beautifully, and the next day, Ma Xiaoshu flew to the capital to meet his brothers and continue the performance of the "Shining Boys" concert in Beijing.
The popularity of the capital is worse, the reason is unknown, it seems to be related to Hao Shengyin in the Beijing circle.
But it doesn't matter, the tickets sell okay.
Three days later, Shuzhou Station, and another three days Yuezhou Station, after the whole tour, everyone was tired and lay down, and Ma Xiaoshu was in good spirits, because he basically didn't need rehearsals, or rather, he didn't give him much opportunity to rehearse and train.
Even so, the brightest star of the entire tour is also Ma Xiaoshu, without one, who made him the champion?
At the end of October, Ma Xiaoshu, who finished his concert work, went to school for a turn, and returned to the Mingzhu City branch, and Sister Bao told him that he was going to prepare to join the group.
The so-called joining the group is to enter the crew, and Ma Xiaoshu is going to the movie crew of "Nobody".
Before going, Ma Xiaoshu took a day off and came to wait for his girlfriend outside Pearl College.
Sister Bao said that the crew couldn't get out for a month and a half, and Ma Xiaoshu felt that it was necessary to say goodbye to her girlfriend in depth, although she was still angry about eating bugs.
It was a Wednesday and the school was not closed.
But Gao Wen, who was angry, still ran out after class, and angrily took Ma Xiaoshu to the old dilapidated school she and Gu Lina rented, and was bullied by Ma Xiaoshu, who had been planning for a long time, as soon as she entered the house.
Gao Wen was so angry: "Are you the devil?" Ah......h