Chapter 157: Hell-level opening
Yang Li's English level is quite high, much more fluent than Ma Xiaoshu, so he naturally understood Ma Xiaoshu's malice, and quickly interrupted:
"No, ah, wait a minute, wait a minute...... I ......"
Bei Ye held her hand: "You are very brave! I've always had a lot of respect for Chinese women, you're strong, tough and full of fighting spirit, and I've heard a lot of legends about Chinese heroines, and that's pretty cool! I was very impressed with Yoo in the last issue, and I'm glad you to be on our show. ”
As soon as he wore a high hat, Yang Li couldn't speak.
If you admit it at this time, wouldn't it be a smear to Chinese women?
Ma Xiaoshu added: "Her dream is to kill crocodiles with her bare hands!" ”
Yang Li looked at Ma Xiaoshu in horror, how could I not know?
The cameramen of the program team faithfully recorded this scene and cut it into the feature film in the near future and broadcast it to the national audience.
Zhang Wei's English is also very good, and said: "Boss Yang is so happy, there is a good employee who thinks about you so much, after you go back, you must train him fiercely!" ”
Yang Li was speechless, but fortunately she knew that crocodiles were freshwater animals, and there would be no crocodiles on the island...... Right?
Bei Ye gave her a thumbs up: "Amazing! ”
Yang Li just wants to give the middle finger to Ma Xiaoshu, who is this? Even the boss dares to pit! See how I clean up when I turn around...... Forget it, I don't care about you in general.
Ma Xiaoshu said to Zhang Wei: "I am ordinary, I am loyal to the boss!" ”
Yang Li smiled on his face, and his mother sold criticism: "To meet such a loyal employee as you, I am really a blessing from eight lifetimes of cultivation." ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "That's not true. ”
Yang Li didn't want to pay attention to this wronged employee anymore.
After a simple meeting session, Yang Li and Zhang Wei were pulled for an interview, which is also a fixed link, Ma Xiaoshu only came once last week, and this link was skipped.
They were interviewed on the beaches of Hawaii, with parasols and various sponsored products.
Bei Ye and Ma Xiaoshu sat in the distance and drank beer.
"Ma, is that woman really your boss?"
"It's like a fake."
"Aha! Then you don't really want me to make it difficult for her, do you? I'm afraid she'll get tired and lie down. ”
"It's okay, I suggest you abuse her hard!"
"Why? Is she usually bad for you? Or did she deduct your wages? ”
Ma Xiaoshu thought about it seriously and took a sip of beer: "She's very good to me......"
Bei Ye looked at Ma Xiaoshu strangely: "Then why are you bullying her?" Well, I don't ask, strange Chinese! As a friend, I will fulfill your wishes, as a thank you for coming to my show again. ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Thank you! ”
The two had a drink.
"I was very impressed by Liu in the last issue, she is even more hard-working and tenacious than most male stars."
"Then how did I hear you weren't very happy with her?"
"Crooked uh~ You know, she was interviewed in a bikini on the first day she came, and she said some strange things, and she also wore ...... during the adventure Although she tried hard, it was clear that she was here to show off her figure to a male audience. ”
"Is it big?"
"Whoosh! A little bigger than your boss, but the shape isn't what I like. ”
"Better than my boss? The boss said she was 39D. ”
"Liu is definitely E, believe me, young man, your master has drunk more milk than you have ever seen a cow."
"Terrible ......"
They don't have a cameraman on their side, so they can say whatever they want.
Bei Ye doesn't like to shoot casual pictures when he does shows, of course, this feature has been completely destroyed in China, and the quality of the star version of "Extreme Survival" has seriously declined compared to his previous works.
Therefore, for Ma Xiaoshu's proposal to give Yang Li's strength, Bei Ye seriously supported it.
He had wanted to do this for a long time.
Of course, Ma Xiaoshu has no deep hatred for Yang Li, Yang Li's is good at everything, but she likes to harass him, which is very annoying, but it can be seen that she originally wanted to be good to him, but she used the wrong method, which made Ma Xiaoshu rebellious.
After the interview, Yang Li and Zhang Wei were dragged by the program team to take a safety class again, and Ma Xiaoshu also took it last time.
Then, it is to watch the wonderful films of Ma Xiaoshu's issue and feel the adventurous atmosphere in advance.
The program team felt that Ma Xiaoshu's performance in that issue could be used as a model for promotion.
Zhang Wei looked very strange: "Why is Ma Xiaoshu's guts so big and small?" When recording "Escape Room", wasn't he so scared that he hid in the cabinet? Or did he act? ”
Yang Li knew Ma Xiaoshu's state very well at that time, and she was really frightened, after all, she and Ma Xiaoshu were hiding in the cabinet together.
She said: "No, Ma Xiaoshu should be afraid of ghosts, and he is not afraid of anything else." ”
Zhang Wei thought for a while: "It makes sense!" Look how hard he dives with Bei Ye, and he is not even afraid of you, and asks you to kill the crocodile with your bare hands. ”
Yang Li said faintly: "Not only is he not afraid of me, he still scolds me to my face......"
"Bragging, huh? How dare he? What do you scold? ”
"It's so ugly that I don't want to say it."
"I probably know, he's not even afraid of the boss, but he's afraid of ghosts?"
"So it's a nervous disorder!"
……
The next day, in the morning.
Bei Ye, Ma Xiaoshu, Yang Li, and Zhang Wei took a boat to an island, but this is not the place where they ventured, and the island was still inhabited.
In the grassy wasteland, a small helicopter was not far away, its wings spinning abruptly.
Because there are three guests today, Pei Ye brought an extra cameraman, as always, because his cameraman is too demanding.
Each other person has a GoPro, you can shoot yourself or others, and everyone can make a cameo appearance as a cameraman, which is not only affordable, but also has a strong sense of substitution.
Amid the roar of the helicopter, Zhang Wei and Yang Li covered their ears, looking panicked.
Ma Xiaoshu grinned, he felt very funny when he saw Boss Yang's messy long hair that was blown by the wind, and it was just the beginning.
BEI YE SHOUTED AT THE CAMERAMAN: "TODAY WE HAVE THREE GUESTS, ONE IS OUR OLD FRIEND, 'SPARE GRAIN' MAXIAOSHU, ONE IS YANGLI, AND THE OTHER IS ZHANGWEI. Today we are going to a small uninhabited island that has just experienced the impact of a tropical cyclone! ”
Yang Li: "My mother......"
Zhang Wei: "No man's island! I want to go home to my mom! ”
Bei Ye didn't care about them, turned around and ran to the helicopter: "Woo dog! We only have a short window period to take a helicopter over, move fast! ”
Zhang Wei reluctantly ran to the helicopter.
Yang Li's eyes couldn't be opened, and his face was covered with wet hair slapped on his face by the wind, as depressing as a stocking pullover.
Ma Xiaoshu grabbed the collar at the back of her neck, ran forward, picked her up and handed it to the plane.
The driver was excluded in the front, and there were two camera brothers, and there were four people sitting in the back row, Yang Li and Zhang Wei sat in the middle trembling, Ma Xiaoshu and Bei Ye sat on both sides, the helicopter had no door, and they were almost half-hung outside the plane.
Yang Li brushed away his hair and moved his buttocks: "Ma Xiaoshu, sit in, don't fall down." ”
Zhang Wei: "Don't squeeze! Squeeze Bei Ye down, we all have to hang up! ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "No! We won't record it when Bei Ye hangs up, let's go to the banquet together. ”
Bei Ye: "What is a feast?" ”
Yang Li quieted down, grinning and looking down, a vast ocean.
Zhang Wei: "Are we going to skydive?" Or did the plane land on the island? ”
The pilot said: "There is a tropical cyclone ahead, and the plane cannot risk flying to the island, so it can only send you to the sandbar ahead, and the rest is up to you." ”
Zhang Wei: "Watt? It's the script, right? ”
He thought it was a secret escape, but in fact, it was an emergency.
Soon the plane flew above the small sandbar.
Bei Ye issued windproof glasses to everyone: "Put them on!" The plane can't stay here for too long, the cyclone will blow sand into the air intakes and engines, three meters above the ground, it's time to go down! Dog! ”
Lao Bei jumped down towards the beach, and then guided Zhang Wei to jump down, quickly saying various points.
On the other side, Ma Xiaoshu also jumped down, rolled and got up again in the sand, chasing Yang Li on the helicopter and shouting: "Jump!" ”
Ma Xiaoshu is more crisp than Lao Bei, just one word, jump.
Yang Lifu screamed and jumped down, giving Ma Xiaoshu a 39D smash in the face, Rao is a strong Ma Xiaoshu, and he was also smashed into a big fight.
Yang Li's landed on Ma Xiaoshu, very safe, but frightened: "Uh-huh-huh......"
Ma Xiaoshu struggled to get up, and his head was smashed.
On the other side, Zhang Wei, who also landed safely, was also crying, crying more than Yang Li: "Ahhh......h Why should I come here? How short of money am I? I'm going to record this show, woo woo ......"
Ma Xiaoshu looked at him strangely: "If you fake crying again, I'll beat you!" ”
Zhang Wei immediately stopped crying: "I'm sorry, I really lack this money." ”
Yang Li rubbed his chest covertly, and was amused.
Bei Ye clapped his hands and shouted, "Hey! We don't have time to waste here, the tide is rising and will soon flood this little sandbar and we must withdraw to the island as soon as possible. See! The island is just over a hundred meters away from us. ”
Zhang Wei: "Only? You'd die if you traveled so far! ”
Yang Li also shook his head: "It's impossible!" ”
Ma Xiaoshu silently opened his backpack and took out the artifact he used last time, a small balloon.
Yang Li was startled: "Ma Xiaoshu, what are you doing?" ...... in broad daylight"
Ma Xiaoshu: "Shut up! Cut out this one! ”
Then, he began to blow up balloons, blowing ten in one go, each the size of a football.
Three for Zhang Wei, three for herself, and four for Yang Li's schoolbag as a swimming ring, so that Sister Tanuki has six balls to increase buoyancy, which can greatly reduce physical exertion.
Of course, Bei Ye didn't know how to use balloons, he couldn't afford to lose that person, he said to Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm in the front, you are in the back, the other two are in the middle, let's keep the formation and don't scatter, it's too dangerous......"
After giving the command, the four men jumped into the sea and swam in the direction of the island.
Unlike the last time I jumped the pig cart, this time it was a hellish start.
But Ma Xiaoshu is not afraid at all, this is much more interesting than recording "Escape Room", that show is too scary, how easy is this show?