As soon as he swam far, Bei Ye turned on the chattering mode again: "There are often great white sharks, tiger sharks and bull sharks in this area, and I don't want to meet any of them." Unless, Ma Xiaoshu's Baji Boxing can kill the great white shark, aha! ”

Lao Bei's sense of humor is always so terrifying.

Zhang Wei was so frightened by his words that he almost couldn't swim, and screamed again and again.

Yang Li's life was even more miserable, hanging on Ma Xiaoshu's body, his head was buried on Ma Xiaoshu's back, as long as I couldn't see me, I wouldn't be afraid, Ma Xiaoshu had to take her to swim.

Fortunately, she has a lot of balloons, enough buoyancy, and it is not too strenuous.

Suddenly, Bei Ye exclaimed, his voice trembling: "Oh buy ga! Look! There's a humpback whale over there, a huge whale...... God, I guess it's eighteen meters long...... It's crazy. ”

Zhang Wei suddenly turned into a small electric motor, suddenly swam forward, overtook Bei Ye who was watching whales, and howled while swimming: "Mom, I want to go home woo woo woo......

This time I really cried!

Humpback whales close to twenty meters, up close, are indeed full of shock.

Yang Li's voice screamed, hugged Ma Xiaoshu's waist, and continued to pretend to be an ostrich, his body trembling violently, almost scared to death.

Ma Xiaoshu opened his mouth wide to look at the humpback whale and sighed, "Wow...... This whale looks so cute! ”

Bei Ye also grinned: "Yes! It's so much fun, I'm so lucky to see this big guy up close. ”

Yang Li screamed: "Hurry up, hurry up!" ...... will be eaten by it."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Whales don't eat people, and besides, there are usually no sharks where there are whales, so seeing it proves that we are safe." ”

Bei Ye: "That's right! This huge and beautiful mammal is our protector. ”

Yang Li, still buried his head in Ma Xiaoshu and screamed, "Hurry up...... Please, I'm going to die......"

She was indeed frightened, even if she didn't look at the whales, but just listening to their descriptions, her whole body trembled, and she had a phobia of giant objects.

continued to move forward, and soon Zhang Wei couldn't swim anymore, relying on Bei Ye to push him forward.

In this way, Bei Ye pushed one, Ma Xiaoshu hung one, and after more than ten minutes of hard work, he finally approached the island.

The wind and waves in the sea are too fast, not only is it much slower than in the swimming pool, but the most important thing is that it is impossible to control the exact direction.

At this time, they came to a group of shore reefs.

Bei Ye climbed a reef, dragged Zhang Wei and Yang Li, pushed Ma Xiaoshu below, and finally climbed up the reef, crossed his waist and looked up at the cliff next to the reef.

"It seems that you have to climb up, Lao Bei, you go and explore the way."

"Oh, sir!"

Lao Bei went.

Ma Xiaoshu was the first to give orders in Bei Ye's show, and Lao Bei was also very cooperative, he was going to explore the way.

Unfortunately, there are no aerial drones in this program, so it is impossible to get close and photograph the spectacular humpback whales.

Ma Xiaoshu deeply regretted it.

Zhang Wei lay on the reef and cried weakly: "Mom...... I miss you so much, woo woo woo ......"

Yang Li squatted on the stone and hugged his legs and trembled, making a gurgling and tooth fight.

The whale just now scared her out of her mind.

Ma Xiaoshu patted her head: "Don't be afraid! With me, I won't let you have anything to do, the boss be brave. ”

Yang Li: "Boom......"

After comforting the boss, Ma Xiaoshu went to comfort Zhang Wei again: "Don't cry, cry again and throw you down to feed the whales." ”

Zhang Wei: "Whales don't eat people, woo woo woo ......"

"Then why are you crying?"

"You don't care about the cowardice, woo wow......"

Ma Xiaoshu was dumbfounded for the first time, and he made sense, I just need to take care of the boss, it's none of my business if he dies or not, and I'm not.

Over there, Bei Ye explored the way and probed to practice, he had already climbed halfway up the cliff, and shared with Ma Xiaoshu while climbing:

"Hey! It was formed by the collision of two earth's crusts and washed out of the water about 1.5 million years ago...... These sedimentary limestones make the climb more challenging. That's a choking! The fragile limestone, guano and dry dirt shatter at the touch of a nightmare...... Oh! Shet! It's tough......"

Ma Xiaoshu: "You go up, they can't climb up!" ”

Bei Ye: "Don't worry! Zhang brought a climbing rope. ”

Ma Xiaoshu was speechless, and when he saw the gravel falling down, he couldn't help but complain in his heart, did Lao Bei have a broken brain? You and I can climb up, what about the two of them? They can't get up with a climbing rope, and they have no physical strength.

Zhang Wei got up and took a look, the world was sober, and he directly lay down again: "Ma Xiaoshu, you kill me!" I can't climb it, and I don't want to. ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I want to think about it. ”

Zhang Wei: "Do you really want to kill me?" I didn't mess with you. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I said I want to think about whether there is any other way to go up, who is going to kill you?" Do you deserve me to do it myself? ”

Zhang Wei continued to lie down, crying tired and pretending to be dead.

Yang Li suddenly pulled Ma Xiaoshu's clothes and looked at Ma Xiaoshu pitifully.

Ma Xiaoshu squatted down: "What's wrong?" ”

Yang Li is now soaked, his hair is also wet and rubbed on the back of his head, the makeup on his face has fallen off, but his skin is soft and smooth, and the wet jacket is close to the flesh, although it is not exposed at all, but it also outlines the magnificent scenery, and the audience is blessed.

Isn't this more interesting than Liu Yi'an's low-cut outfit in the previous issue?

Yang Li was rarely shy, and whispered: "That...... I want to boo, what to do? ”

Ma Xiaoshu frowned: "I'll ask the program team to build you a bathroom?" ”

Yang Li pinched Ma Xiaoshu and glared.

Ma Xiaoshu pouted and said, "Can't you just jump into the sea and solve it?" ”

Yang Li: "Take off your pants in the sea?" What if a fish bites me? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "What are you so special...... What else do you take off in the sea? Just shh Just shhh ”

Yang Li's face flushed: "Then, they will cut this section, right?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Other programs will, but I'm afraid this show is difficult." ”

That is, Han Hezhe used wet clothes to make a gas mask in this show, what are you?

Yang Li looked embarrassed.

Ma Xiaoshu pushed her down: "Okay, let's go." ”

Yang Lifu fell into the water: "Ah! You pull me, I'm afraid of being washed away. ”

"Good!"

"Don't look at it, tell him not to shoot."

"Uh......"

Ma Xiaoshu sat on the edge of the reef, took Yang Li's hand, and let her float in the sea.

After a while, Yang Li's expression was strange: "Where you haven't stepped on, you can't shout." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "......"

In the end, Ma Xiaoshu could only go into the water again, swim behind another nearby reef with Yang Li, avoid everyone's eyes, hold her peach buttocks and hold her up to the reef, and let her take off her pants on it to solve the problem.

The cameraman didn't come with him to shoot close......

Ma Xiaoshu turned his back to Yang Lihu in the sea, and when he heard the sound of rustling, he couldn't help but shake his head.

Sure enough, I can't take the leader to the countryside, it's too difficult to serve!

Yang Lifu jumped down shyly and pulled Ma Xiaoshu: "Will you feel annoyed?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm annoyed!" If it weren't for my boss, I'd have whipped you with a big ear. ”

Yang Li: "Actually, the boss can also draw ......"

"Get out!"

Ma Xiaoshu swam a few steps away in disgust, and suddenly found that there was a sandy beach in front of him, and it turned out that the island was not surrounded by cliffs.

Thereupon......

When Pei Ye climbed the 20-meter-high cliff with nine deaths, there was no one on the reef below, and when he looked up, the three guests and a cameraman had swam to the beach dozens of meters away.

Lao Bei: "Why does Ma Xiaoshu always find shortcuts?" Wouldn't that seem like I'm stupid? ”

The cameraman gave him a close-up of his face, spitting out the expression of Baye Watfak.

When the show aired a month later, the barrage was sincere:

"It's really stupid, haha......"

"It's so greasy for you, break the rock (dog's head) with your bare hands"

"After all, it's not around."

"Master Pei: I never take a detour!"

"Ma Xiaowei is really sassy."

"Haha laughs to death, there is a beach next to it and climbs a cliff."

"Ma Xiaoshu is really a special dog."

"Zhang Weiwei crying bag!"

"I remembered that Ma Xiaoshu was on the run and was scared into the cabinet."

"Ma Xiaoshu's guts are a mystery."

"No, didn't anyone say anything about Yang Lihai's boo? I went back and watched it n times. ”

"I've watched it many times, and I'm laughing to death."

"How did you end up booing it?"

"The program team cut it."

"Sister Tanuki is so big."

"The old capital cloth shoes that Bei Ye is wearing?"

That's right, Lao Bei did wear old cloth shoes, because he found that these things were more comfortable to wear than sneakers, mainly on the heels.

Soon the two groups converged, and Zhang Wei and Yang Li were already on the verge of collapse, because they had been swimming for too long and their physical strength was exhausted.

Bei Ye said: "Ma, you can find them some food nearby, and I will go to the island to patrol around and see what resources are there." ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Oh! ”

Bei Ye ran and jumped, burrowing into the plantain forest diagonally above.

Ma Xiaoshu helped Yang Li and said to Zhang Wei: "Let's go, the sun is getting more and more poisonous, let's go to the banana forest." ”

Zhang Wei crawled on the ground: "Ah! I miss the escape so much...... Escape rooms are much more fun than desert island escapes......"

This thing is really a broken mouth, it's all dying, and it's chattering non-stop.

Yang Lishu almost hung on Ma Xiaoshu and was taken to the banana forest, Ma Xiaoshu took and cut a few banana leaves and spread them on the ground, let her lie on them to rest, Zhang Wei climbed next to her and continued to break his thoughts, Yang Lifu didn't want to pay attention to him, he was tired to death.

Ma Xiaoshu took out his backpack, there was only a bottle of salt left in it, and he only brought a condom, a knife and salt, the same as the last time.

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The program team stipulates that each guest can only bring three things.

Bei Ye only brought two things, a knife and a flint.

Ma Xiaoshu took Zhang Wei's bag and checked it, he brought a climbing rope, a lighter, and a pair of fast children.

Fast?

Ma Xiaoshu threw it directly at him.

I checked Yang Li's bag again, it was really interesting, a comb, a mirror, and a lipstick.

"Damn it!"

Ma Xiaoshu threw her bag away, and turned around to go to the beach to find food.

Yang Li: "Master, I'm thirsty!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu was stunned, don't shout.

Zhang Wei also shouted: "Master, I also want to drink water." ”

"To drink pee? Wreck! ”

Ma Xiaoshu angrily scolded Zhang Wei, who is your master?

Later, when the program team was doing subtitles, they translated master into "master", which is also a very reliable translation.

Ma Xiaoshu scolded and scolded, but he still cut down two banana trees for them, which are 90% water. One piece was directly thrown to Zhang Wei, and the other was cut into small pieces, and squeezed by hand for Yang Li to drink.

Yang Li's mouth was open as he lay down, swallowing the plantain liquid that had fallen, feeling weird.

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