In fact, Ma Xiaoshu thought a lot, Bei Ye was just dark under the light, he did understand, but he didn't think about taking the water in the banana tree at the beginning, he just wanted to show off his skills.

It's a bit of a Waterloo this time......

When the feature film of the show was put here, the barrage could be imagined and complained:

"The picture of Bei Ye eating fish eyes almost didn't make me laugh to death."

"I guess it tastes like preserved eggs."

"Looking at his pained expression, I feel that the instant noodles in my hand are more fragrant."

"As we all know, the food program recorded by Bei Ye is very delicious."

"Show me I'm hungry ......"

"This little roast is fragrant when you look at it."

"Manta rays are really delicious."

"Ma Xiaoshu has the ability to turn any variety show into a food show."

"Hahaha...... I haven't drunk water yet! ”

"Hahaha......"

"Laugh to death! Bei Ye doesn't know the banana tree? ”

"He pretended to be forced to go, forgetting that the plantain tree was full of water."

"Ma Xiaoshu is really, every time he can perfectly sanction the sixth child of Bei Ye."

"Is it okay for non-stills?"

"I went back and watched it a few more times, haha!"

I have to say that Ma Xiaoshu's barbecue skills have improved again, and it may also be because the manta fish itself is more delicious than bullfrogs and bats.

What about survival?

How did it become a food show?

Bei Ye was a little puzzled, and he fell into deep thought while picking his teeth with grass stalks.

For Zhang Wei, this is a travel program, eat and drink enough to sleep.

Ma Xiaoshu grilled ten more skewers of manta rays, and beckoned the two cameramen to come to eat, so he didn't need to shoot for the time being, and he would shoot again when he acted.

Bei Ye suddenly laughed: "Ma, I suddenly thought that if you record the show with Hungry De, it will definitely be more interesting, that guy will definitely be cried by you!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu also smiled: "Because he always can't eat, right?" ”

Bei Ye: "Ahaha...... I bet he'll be hungry for your little barbecue! Definitely. If I have a chance, I will introduce you to each other. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Do you know Master De?" ”

Bei Ye shrugged: "In fact, we are good friends in private, that guy is my idol, he is too powerful." Think about a man who spent 860 days walking out of the Amazon with his bare hands...... If it were me, I would have gone crazy a long time ago. ”

Ma Xiaoshu also nodded: "The boss of my college dormitory is a fan of Deye, and the other roommate is a fan of yours, and they often argue about which of you is stronger." ”

Bei Ye shook his head: "We are different. Do you know how I'm different from him? ”

Ma Xiaoshu laughed: "Our national netizens have summarized that Bei Ye started with a backpack, and De Ye started with a mosaic. ”

Bei Ye laughed wildly: "Ahahahaha...... Chinese netizens are so humorous! Mosaiced, hahaha...... I'm going to write it down and tell him about it. ”

Ma Xiaoshu said again: "There are more." When Bei Ye sees Deye, he will say...... Look, that's Deye, his body is rich in protein, 6 times that of beef, let's catch up. ”

Bei Ye slapped his thigh with laughter: "Hahaha! That's right! I always use beef as a reference. What will you say when you see me? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Master De will say...... Look, that's Bei Ye, he looks very hungry, we better stay away from him. ”

There is a reason for starving!

He belongs to the cautious type.

Bei Ye is not, he happily killed and ate meat when he met a crocodile.

One word, plagiarism!

Bei Ye: "Very precise, that's what he would say, that guy is too cautious, I'm different, I climb when I see a cliff, jump when I see a waterhole, and eat an animal when I see it." Who gave me a knife? ”

De Ye started with a physical body, and his equipment was all built by building, so he would definitely not dare to wave like Bei Ye, but his starting point was low for a long time, and the difficulty coefficient was greater.

If you have to compare the two, you can only say that one is a bold school and the other is a realistic school, and Deye's set of things is more useful to ordinary people.

Ma Xiaoshu looked at the vegetation around the island and said, "Do you say there are sheep on this island?" ”

Bei Ye: "You also want to pick up a stupid sheep that you hit on a tree?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then eat for ten days." ”

Bei Ye laughed so much that tears came out, and it was really an old stalk who was starving.

After laughing for a long time, Bei Ye suddenly patted Ma Xiaoshu on the shoulder and said, "To be honest, I think you are a natural wilderness survival expert, you can try to do this kind of show, because you can always turn weird food into delicious, which is a magical talent." ”

Ma Xiaoshu was stunned and shook his head: "I don't have any professional knowledge, so don't do this kind of show, it's not interesting to cheat, and I can't really survive." ”

Bei Ye: "Of course, you still need some professional training, but it will be easy for you. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "No, no, no...... I don't do such a hard show. ”

Who likes to be masochistic?

Moreover, survival programs don't seem to be very popular in China, and even the ratings of Bell's star version of "Extreme Survival" are not high.

Both Android and Apple are available. 】

You must know that this show has invited a superstar like Da Yao, and the audience still doesn't like to watch it.

If Ma Xiaoshu hadn't been a guest, he wouldn't have known that there was such a show.

Bei Ye showed off at Ma Xiaoshu: "Do you know what the most powerful thing I have done in the show?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu hasn't watched too many of Lao Bei's shows: "Drink urine? ”

Bei Ye shook his head: "That's too pediatric." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "You're so awesome. ”

"What I'm most proud of is that during the last adventure on a small island in the Pacific, I built a raft and floated to the mainland along the current, and floated on the sea for two days and two nights......"

Ma Xiaoshu gave a thumbs up: "Awesome! ”

Bei Ye: "It's not about the cow, I didn't have water on the road, I encountered a rocky island and reef, I climbed up and filled the pit with a lot of guano water......"

Ma Xiaoshu showed a frightened expression: "Can you drink it?" It's going to be poisoned, right? ”

Bei Ye smiled: "Of course you can't drink them directly, the stomach will reject them, but the intestines can also absorb water, so I chose an enema." After two days of doing this, I saw the land. ”

Ma Xiaoshu is about to crack, and his expression is completely out of control, is this something that people can do?

Yang Li also sat up and said with a shocked face: "Enema is really difficult. ”

Whew......

Everyone looked at Yang Li.

Yang Liqiao's face flushed: "Ah, that's the case, I have a friend ......"

Zhang Wei: "I believe it!" Okay, let's talk about something else, what is the most disgusting food that Bei Ye has ever eaten? ”

Bei Ye immediately masked in pain: "Preserved eggs." ”

Zhang Wei began to chatter, why do you feel disgusting when preserved eggs are so delicious?

Ma Xiaoshu laughed heartlessly on the side, that's right, it was under him who gave him preserved eggs!

Afternoon.

Bei Ye took Zhang Wei's group and went to the other side of the mountain to cut bamboo to make a bamboo raft.

These bamboos were found by Bei Ye when he was on his tour of the island in the morning, and he was going to make a big bamboo raft to carry everyone out of the desert island, just like he did last time in the Pacific desert island enema.

Moreover, there are bamboo and banana trees, which can bring a lot of water, so it will not be as miserable as last time.

Ma Xiaoshu and Yang Lifu stayed next to the plantain forest to make hammocks out of discarded fishing nets and ropes, and of course, covered with a roof over the hammocks in case of heavy rains at night.

Yang Lifu was not squeamish at all, pulling Ma Xiaoshu's small trailer made of trees, going back and forth between the beach garbage dump and the campsite, and transporting a lot of useful garbage back.

Ma Xiaoshu was skillful, hung a hammock on a few big trees next to the banana forest, went up and tried it, and it was very strong.

He took branches and vines and built a roof shelf on top of it, and then tied it with wide plantain leaves, and the roof was ready.

Yang Li was pouring water on the side, she didn't know how to do technical work, she did all manual work, and she was tired.

Ma Xiaoshu took the banana leaves and folded them into unauthorized hands to help her fan the wind.

Yang Li's cheeks were flushed and sunburned.

She saw that the cameraman was taking a close-up of the shelter, and whispered to Ma Xiaoshu: "I really have a friend, don't think about it." ”

Ma Xiaoshu looked dazed: "What do you want?" ”

Yang Li said angrily: "What do you mean? Don't even think about it? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "What do you think?" What the hell are you talking about? ”

Yang Lixi snorted angrily: "What do you want to eat at night, okay?" After eating too much barbecue, I'm very angry now! ”

Ma Xiaoshu thoughtfully: "Then let's go to the center of the island to have a look, it's still early anyway." ”

At about four or five o'clock in the afternoon, the shipbuilding duo had not yet returned, and the construction of the shelter was completed again, and Ma Xiaoshu was in a panic, so he wanted to see what was in the depths of the island.

Ma Xiaoshu asked Yang Li to take Bei Ye's harpoon, which can be used as a crutch and a weapon for self-defense at critical moments.

And he himself, naturally, took the Swiss Army knife that Sister Bao bought for him, which was the thing that stabbed the manta ray to death. It's small, but it's sharp, and more importantly, it has a lot of tools, including scissors, pliers, saws, needles, and so on, which are the most useful for survival.

As soon as I walked out of the plantain forest, it was a barren meadow, and the grass was taller than a person.

Ma Xiaoshu stopped, cut a few banana leaves, folded them, and skillfully did it.

He learned from Bei Ye's tone and said to the camera: "To survive on a desert island in the Pacific Ocean, you must pay attention to the sun in the sky, they will cause great damage to our exposed skin, if you are exposed to the sun for too long, it is easy to sunburn your skin, like that...... It's not good-looking. So, we need to make a hat and shawl to keep out the sun. ”

After speaking, he buckled the finished banana hat and shawl on Yang Li's body.

Well, Sister Tanuki is pretty good-looking in a cuckold.

Yang Li was moved, he even knew that girls were afraid of tanning.

In fact, she thought about it too much, Ma Xiaoshu just wanted to show off the things she played with when she was a child, banana leaves to make clothes and hats, that's all.

Keep going.

Ma Xiaoshu walked towards the height of the island, and when he came out, Yang Lixi followed. Of course, the cameraman is wilder, jumping around like a monkey, and his physical strength is ridiculously good.

Climbing up a small hill, they came to a grove of trees, which were very tall.

Suddenly, Ma Xiaoshu pointed above and said, "Look! There's a bird's nest there, maybe there's eggs in it, let's go up and have a look. ”

Pei's tone is becoming more and more proficient.

After speaking, Ma Xiaoshu took off his shoes, held the saber and began to climb the tree, what if there was a snake in the tree?

Jungle knives are ready first.

Seeing this scene, the audience gave Ma Xiaoshu a new nickname - Ma Ye!

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