Chapter 161: Sister Tanuki was insulted

There are no snakes in the trees, and there are no eggs in the bird's nest, Ma Xiaoshu and the cameraman climbed in vain, the cameraman is very dedicated, and climbed the tree next to him with the camera, and he really followed the whole process.

Yang Li, wearing a banana leaf hat, shouted below: "Ma Xiaoshu, slow down, be careful not to get hurt, if you are injured, you will delay making money for the company." ”

Ma Xiaoshu put away the knife and slowly went down the tree, it was very painful to go down the tree, and this pain was only for men.

The powerful camera brother next door also had a hideous expression and red ears.

Ma Xiaoshu joked: "Be careful, don't put yourself in without taking out the bird's egg." ”

Yang Li couldn't help laughing when he saw two strong men, holding the trunk of the tree and being extremely cautious: "Why do you say you have nothing to do with the trunk?" Isn't it hard to get along with your brother? Take it easy. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Shut up!" ”

Yang Lixi happily watched the joke, and then saw a flock of sheep coming towards her from the back of the hillside.

"There are sheep! Ma Xiaoshu, you see there are sheep! ”

Ma Xiaoshu also saw it and shouted: "Hit them!" ”

Yang Li was at a loss: "Huh? Hit whom? How do I fight? ”

"Use the harpoon in your hand hard, poke one at random!"

"I'm scared!"

"Don't be afraid, you can poke it quickly!"

"Come on, I can't."

"What the hell am I ...... Can't get down, it's too slow, hurry up! ”

Ma Xiaoshu also wants to be fast, but does this thing dare to be fast? What should I do if it is worn out?

He was still seven or eight meters above the ground, slowly squirming down his way. Now the sheep were not frightened, and were leisurely passing by the civet dog, waiting for the horse to come down and go away.

As soon as Yang Lixi raised the harpoon in his hand, the sheep were frightened and bleated.

She clumsily chased after one, went to poke, failed to poke the sheep, and threw herself down.

Of course, Yang Li is not afraid of sheep, she is just afraid of killing sheep.

But she was too worried, with her force value, she was not a threat to the sheep at all, but was easy to be killed.

The sheep in front immediately jumped and ran away in fright, and a few of them were dumbfounded, and they also ran with them, their little brains didn't think much, and the route they chose was very direct, that is, to run from the side of Yang Li.

After all, the creature looks weak.

Yang Ligang sat up: "Oops! They're running so fast, ah-"

Winter!

A yellow and white sheep was directly pressed against the nest of Yang Li's heart, and the deformation visible to the naked eye bounced back.

Yang Li's beaver was overturned to the ground by the sheep's top.

"Ah......h

"Baa~~"

"Oops......"

"Baa Baa Baa~"

"Help! Ma Xiaoshu! ”

"Baa Baa Baa~"

Ma Xiaoshu was stunned, these sheep were really Meng, not only overturned Yang Li, but also jumped over her, he hung on the tree, and watched Yang Li's sheep trampled all over the ground, at least a dozen times.

The sheep topped a Yang.

The most excessive was a little lamb, which jumped over the civet and turned around with its head buried in it.

It took two hits before he ran away in relief.

Yang Li's banana leaf hat and shawl had already been torn, and he knelt in the grass with his head scattered, holding his head and screaming: "Ahhhh It's so small that it ...... me too."

Ma Xiaoshu and the cameraman glanced at each other, how could this woman be so weak?

Even the sheep bullied her.

The scene just now was completely filmed, and it was from a condescending perspective, and it could be seen clearly, Yang Li's hunting failed but was topped, and he was humiliated by the sheep.

The two blows of the little lamb are not very hurtful but extremely insulting.

Yang Xi felt a great humiliation, and when she found the little lamb holding her up, she jumped up in anger, and angrily grabbed the little lamb with her bare hands, and then fell on all fours.

The lamb was bouncing into the woods, and there was a sound of bleating laughter.

"Oops, ouch~ It hurts! Ma Xiaoshu help, they bullied me, ......"

Yang Lifu lay on the ground and screamed.

Here, Ma Xiaoshu continued to slowly squirm down the tree.

When the show airs here, of course, the barrage is very dense, which is quite reasonable:

"Yang Li: Ah, I'm not clean!"

"It's miserable......"

"It's miserable, but I still laugh unkindly."

"This section is too good!"

"It's the funniest part of the show."

"Coupled with Ma Xiaoshu's cautious action of going down the tree, it's ......"

"This flock of sheep is excessive."

"I saw that Yang Li's chest was flattened."

"The horn top man hurts."

"What do the people who say the show is fake? Sheep read the script of the program group? ”

"The previous whale was also invited by the program team."

"The weakest guest in the history of "Extreme Survival", there is no one."

"That little lamb is really too good, laughing to death."

It took another half a minute for Ma Xiaoshu to come down from the tree.

Yang Lixi was still lying on the ground, crying: "Woo woo...... Ma Xiaoshu, my foot is broken, it hurts, ......"

Ma Xiaoshu took off her shoes and pinched her feet: "Does it hurt here or here?" ”

Yang Li wiped his tears: "My ankle hurts, and my whole body hurts." ”

Ma Xiaoshu held her foot to draw a circle, and then pulled it on the ground, making a snap.

Yang Li screamed in pain.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Okay, I'll help you correct it, but it will still hurt for a while." However, sister, you're too ashamed, aren't you? Can't even beat a sheep? They were also injured. ”

"Why are there sheep on this desert island?"

"Although it is a desert island, it is not far from Hawaii, and there are even bamboos here."

"Why aren't they afraid of me?"

"What do you have to fear them? Think about it. ”

Yang Li cried and laughed: "Puff~Huh...... They bullied me alone! Not fair, hiss! It hurts me so much! The most hateful thing is the small one, it is only so big, it actually pushed me twice, and it me off! ”

Ma Xiaoshu pointed to the spotted lamb in the bushes in the distance: "Is that the one?" ”

Yang Li nodded: "That's it!" I didn't even have a horn to back me! ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Okay, I'll let it apologize to you." ”

Yang Li: "Huh? ”

Ma Xiaoshu instructed the cameraman: "If I don't come back, you can take her back to the camp first." ”

Then he rushed to the flock.

The sheep also spotted the horses and began to run away, and in the dense bush forest, they were not only extremely fast but also nimble in turning, and they were not at all easy to catch.

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But Ma Xiaoshu was a real ruthless man, and he chased after him, running faster and faster, and disappeared into the woods with the sheep in a short time.

Yang Lifu tiptoed his left foot and shouted, "Ma Xiaoshu! You come back, don't chase anymore! ”

Ma Xiaoshu couldn't hear it, and the audience across the country knew that Yang Li's voice was very small, thin and sneering.

So, she had to follow the cameraman back to the camp first.

Waiting left and right, Ma Xiaoshu hasn't come back yet.

An hour had passed, and Yang Li was so anxious that he said to the cameraman: "Can you go and find him, I'm afraid something will happen to him." ”

The cameraman shook his head: "I have to follow you, you need protection even more." ”

"I'm safe at the camp."

"It's not safe everywhere on the island, poisonous snakes, scorpions, lizards, etc., can appear at any time, and you can't deal with them."

"But ......"

"Don't worry about the horse, he is very powerful, there will be no large beasts on this island that can hurt him, such as lions and leopards, no."

“……”

Yang Li was speechless, but he was worried that Ma Xiaoshu would encounter a snake, this is a blind worry, isn't the snake soup fragrant?

This was recorded abroad, even if it was a cobra, Ma Xiaoshu stewed it.

In fact, snakes are not powerful at all, and they can be easily dealt with only a wooden stick, unless they are pythons, but this island cannot raise pythons alive.

When the show was broadcast here, it naturally first rendered a wave of Yang Li's worries, and then switched to Ma Xiaoshu's perspective.

He had a GoPro camera strapped to his headband, and the picture was almost from his point of view.

I saw that Ma Xiaoshu chased the sheep at high speed throughout the whole process, ran from the halfway up the mountain to the top of the highest mountain on the island, and then went down the cliff to the beach, ran a few hundred meters on the beach, and then got into the bamboo forest.

The sheep ran and scattered, and Ma Xiaoshu kept chasing the little spotted lamb.

Apologize to you for still running? If you do something wrong, you have to apologize, that's the rule.

Ma Xiaoshu's breathing has been very steady, and his physical strength is amazing.

But the sheep are crying more and more desolately.

When it came out of the bamboo forest, the sheep were completely scattered, and the little spotted lamb panicked, because it was the only sheep left, and the two-legged beast behind it was desperate.

"Baa~"

The little lamb fled desperately, panicking.

Ma Xiaoshu followed patiently and was not in a hurry to speed up or start.

The screen then cuts back to camp.

Bei Ye and Zhang Wei came back, and Yang Li immediately chirped and poured beans into the bamboo tube, saying that Ma Xiaoshu ran away with the sheep.

But those two weren't worried at all.

Zhang Wei was tired, he was grilling fish for himself, and he thought: "It's too difficult!" I'm tired to death, I won't come to this show if I give me more money in the future, I haven't done as much work in my life as I have today, and my hands are worn out...... I built a boat with Bei Ye! I'm so awesome! ”

Bei Ye was inspecting the house and hammock made by Ma Xiaoshu, which were very sturdy and had no problem at all.

Yang Li asked Bei Ye to find Ma Xiaoshu again.

Bei Ye said: "There is no need, it is impossible for goats to pose a threat to humans, oh, except for you. ”

Yang Li: "......"

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Ma Xiaoshu to come back, carrying the spotted little lamb that had bullied Yang Li's shoulder.

Ma Xiaoshu came to Yang Li, pressed the sheep to the ground: "Kneel!" ”

The sheep struggled but knelt on the ground: "Baa!

Ma Xiaoshu: "Kowtow." ”

He pressed the little lamb's head and slammed it to the ground.

Zhang Wei also came over, pointed to the sheep and said, "Do you know it's wrong?" It's not right to hit someone, didn't your parents teach you to be polite? School...... Oh, you didn't go to school. ”

Sheep: "Huh, are you sick?" ”

On the contrary, Yang Li, who was bullied, couldn't stand it anymore, so he came over and touched the little sheep's head and said, "Okay, okay, I forgive you." Besides, it's pretty cute, let's put it there, right? Go back to where Mom and Dad are, and ...... later."

Ma Xiaoshu took out a knife, grabbed the sheep's neck, and cut his throat.

Blood, spurted all over the ground.

Yang Li was frightened: "Ahhh

! ”

Then Ma Xiaoshu responded: "It's really cute, sister, if you like it, I'll leave the skin for you to make a vest or something." ”

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