Chapter 163: Teach the Boss a Lesson
After several people returned to Hawaii, they parted ways, and Bei Ye was relieved, and finally finished recording the twelve Chinese editions, which was too difficult, except for Ma Xiaoshu, no one else could take it at all.
Before leaving, Bei Ye gave Ma Xiaoshu the jungle knife he had used for many years, thanking him for coming twice to help record the show.
It can be seen that Lao Bei admires Ma Xiaoshu very much.
Lao Bei said that Ma Xiaoshu's small Swiss army knife is okay for killing sheep and fish, but if you encounter large beasts such as crocodiles and lions, the lethality is too small, and you must bring the jungle knife that he has sacrificed with the lives of small animals for many years.
Ma Xiaoshuxin said that I was mentally ill before I went to fight the lion, except for coming to your show, where should I kill wild things?
However, Ma Xiaoshu still accepted the jungle knife, and his thoughts were very simple...... This knife is very valuable, if Bei Ye hangs it one day, maybe it can be put up for auction.
So, he also made a short video of the knife that Bei Ye gave him and posted it on Douyin.
While Bei Ye is still alive, he will play a wave of advertisements first.
Be prepared.
Gifts were exchanged, Ma Xiaoshu invited him to drink a meal of wine, and asked Yang Li to pay the money.
Bei Ye flew away with the team on the same day, in his words, after hard work, of course, he had to go to the Mediterranean Sea for a vacation, find a few Ukrainian girls to accurately alleviate poverty, and carry out some humanitarian aid exchanges.
Ma Xiaoshu was the next day's ticket, so he stayed on the island for an extra night.
Yang Lixi was probably injured by the sheep on the island, and suddenly began to have a fever at night, and the fever was very bad.
Late at night, she pitifully took the newly bought stockings and begged Ma Xiaoshu to give her an injection, but Dr. Ma refused, and after diagnosis, it was found that her condition could be cured by herself and did not need an injection at all.
Although the injection is good quickly, it hurts the body, and it will form dependence, and every time you have a fever in the future, you will have to get an injection, so how can it work?
So, Dr. Ma forcibly supervised Yang Li's practice of yoga in the room, focusing on difficult movements.
The assistants had already been sent away by Yang Li, and there were only patients Yang Li and doctor Ma Xiaoshu in the luxurious hotel room, and the air was filled with a hot atmosphere.
Yang Li was wearing infinitely close-fitting gray yoga pants, his face was red, his forehead and sideburns were full of beads of sweat, and his wheezing voice was rapid and low.
He was very sick and desperate to be treated.
"Let's get an injection! Doctor, my sister is so uncomfortable, hum ......"
"Put the yoga mat on the mat and do it yourself."
"But ......"
"No, but."
"Boom ......"
"I'll beat you up again!"
"What kind of fierceness, people are patients. Woo ......"
Syllable~
"Ahh Are you really fighting? ”
"Over there, come here."
"You're insane!"
"You're just crazy, I'm here to help you heal. Who gave you a fever? ”
Syllable!
Ma Xiaoshu was very harsh to the boss and forced her to do yoga for two hours, during which Ma Xiaoshu occasionally helped, breaking her legs, pressing her hips or back, and through unremitting efforts, she finally got rid of her fever.
Exercise therapy is slow to act, but it is beneficial to the body.
Although Sister Tanuki didn't like Ma Xiaoshu's treatment, she didn't shy away from the doctor, and generally cooperated.
Early the next morning, Sister Tanuki had a high fever again.
Ma Xiaoshu said that her cause was too much energy and lack of exercise consumption, in short, idleness. He ran five kilometers with Yang Li, and the high fever immediately retreated without medicine and healed itself.
But after getting on the plane, the two of them sat in the first class, and she had a fever again as soon as the blanket was covered.
How do you exercise on an airplane?
This is difficult for the witty Master Ma, he asked Sister Tanuki to sit and clamp the bottle cap with her legs, and the mineral water bottle cap was sandwiched between her knees, so she couldn't fall off, and she couldn't fall off her brain, after all, there were many people on the plane, so she couldn't be slapped.
The cap was so small that she had to keep her tense and her legs tense until she managed to get rid of her fever again.
Ma Xiaoshu has a very good set of treatment.
Arriving at Pearl Airport, the squatting paparazzi took a set of weird photos and videos.
Ma Xiaoshu walked in front with his hands in his pockets and sunglasses, Yang Li followed behind with Ma Xiaoshu's bag and a suitcase, and like several assistants, he had to hand water.
This matter was quickly put on the Internet, Yang Li was ridiculed by netizens as the worst boss in history, and compared with the photo of Ma Xiaoshu taking the luggage and pouring tea and water for Wang Dabao before, and then turned over the photo of Wang Dabao angrily pulling her hair when he was an assistant to Yang Li last year, and then everyone found out...... Sister Bao is the real elder of Jiaxing.
Of course, the outside world will not know the real reason, in fact, it is very simple, she lost, Ma Xiaoshu won.
The loser will be punished.
Ma Xiaoshu is a pure self-defense counterattack, and there is no need to endure it anymore.
Anyway, the experience gained from the treatment in the past two days is that Yang Li is a crazy critic who bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard, and has a bit of M tendency, as long as you are strong enough, she can't do anything about you, but as long as you are soft, she will continue to bully you and tease you to break your bottom line.
Ma Xiaoshu guarded herself like a jade, but she didn't let her succeed, and if she dared to move her hands and feet, she would directly slap her face, and Boss Yang would be honest immediately.
Of course, the force needs to be precisely controlled.
It's hard to coax when you cry.
And it's different after being subdued, Ma Xiaoshu can tell her to do this and that, and don't let her be idle, she is prone to fever when she is idle.
It's a mess!
Ma Xiaoshu sighed from the bottom of his heart, but in order to make money, he could only make this strategy to protect himself.
Gradually, Boss Yang became more and more well-behaved, and his obedience was slowly improving.
This afternoon, after returning to the company, Yang Li was busy again.
Ma Xiaoshu was very leisurely, and went to his studio to discuss the recording of the album with Zhou Qifeng.
In fact, Lao Zhou is ready, and the recording studio he contacted is in the mountain city, and when the time comes, Ma Xiaoshu will be able to record an album while making a movie, and it will be close to home.
Fans have been waiting impatiently for a long time, and they denounce Ma Xiaoshu on the Internet every once in a while - what about your new album?
Just when Ma Xiaoshu was about to open the boil, Yang Li asked him to go to a meeting again.
Several of the main creators of a costume palace fighting drama in which the company participated got together to discuss the cast. Yang Li is of course the female number one, and she persuaded the director and producer to stuff a company's actor into playing the male number three.
Ma Xiaoshu was just listening, and the company intended to let him test the music creation of film and television dramas, of course, he was not forced to write it, and there were several musicians who have been with the company for a long time.
At the end of the meeting, Yang Li asked Ma Xiaoshu: "Do you understand the main line of this drama?" ”
Obviously, Ma Xiaoshu didn't understand, his eyes wandered: "No...... Why is Europe all in the industrial revolution, and the stupid forks in the play are still fighting in the palace? ”
"Poof......
"Hahahaha!"
One of the participants was counted as one, and they all burst into laughter, and the little fresh meat who played the third male laughed the loudest.
Yang Li: "Uh...... Meeting. Ma Xiaoshu and He Yinning came to my office. ”
He Yinning is the actor of the third male, a newcomer who graduated from the Pearl Drama Academy, handsome and has some acting skills, which is quite valued by the company.
He was close to Ma Xiaoshu as he walked, who made Ma Xiaoshu popular?
When they arrived at Yang Li's office, the two sat on the sofa stiffly, and He Yinning saw that Ma Xiaoshu was also so nervous, and his mentality was much more balanced.
In fact, many newcomers in the company are very dissatisfied with Ma Xiaoshu, because in just one month, Yang Li has taken Ma Xiaoshu to the show for the second time, and has piled up so many variety show resources for Ma Xiaoshu.
Yang Li first painted cakes for He Yinning, let him act in this drama well, and if his performance is good, he will take him to "Happy Saturday" to show his face before the TV series starts.
He Yinning trembled with excitement, this was a good opportunity.
Then, Yang Li went to the back room to look for something.
He Yinning wiped his face: "Xiaoshu, please hand me the tissue, Sister Tanuki's aura is too strong, I am sweating." ”
Ma Xiaoshu took the tissue box and said, "Yes! I'm scared of her too. ”
"Right? I didn't even dare look her in the eye. ”
"I don't dare, it's scary."
"It's not scary, it's just that you can't look at each other."
"Yes, yes, yes."
Yang Li came out with a black card, and saw Ma Xiaoshu holding a tissue box, and He Yinning wiped his sweat with a tissue like an uncle.
Don't you have hands yourself?
She couldn't help but look dark, ready to scare He Yinning, to see if he would dare to let Ma Xiaoshu help him get things in the future. Yang Li naturally won't hold a grudge against his employees because of this little thing, but it's okay to play a prank.
"Sister Tanuki."
He Yinning put down the tissue and shouted solemnly.
Yang Li nodded slightly and said with a smile: "Drink some water!" Don't be nervous, I'm a very good boss, right? ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "No! You're not easy to get along with at all. ”
He Yinning looked at Ma Xiaoshu in fear, and subconsciously moved his butt away from him. Are you afraid of the boss? You're afraid of offending the immortal boss!
Yang Li smiled softly: "What's the matter, isn't my sister good to you?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "If you have something to say, I'll leave if it's okay." ”
"So you don't want to see me?"
"It's alright, isn't it?"
"Hey! You hold this card, and the company gives you a salary card, which is used worldwide. ”
"Isn't my old card working?"
"Your rural credit union card...... Forget it, anyway, this is a card only available to the best artists in the company, and your salary will be in this card in the future. ”
"Oh."
Yang Li handed the card to Ma Xiaoshu and added, "The password is my birthday." ”
Next to him, He Yinning's expression gradually became frightened, he lowered his head and pretended to be deaf, not daring to move.
Ma Xiaoshu frowned: "My card, why did you make the password your birthday?" What is your birthday? ”
"You don't even know my birthday?"
"Should I know?"
"Nasty!"
"You talk well, what the hell is the password?"
Ma Xiaoshu reprimanded.
Beads of sweat broke out on He Yinning's forehead again, their conversation was so strange, it seemed that they had heard something amazing, it was terrifying! Ma Xiaoshu is terrible.
Boss Yang on the other side was even more terrifying, and he sneered: "960912, don't change it!" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm going to change the password now." ”
Yang Li: "Hmph~"
Ma Xiaoshu: "Hmph a fart!" Let's go. ”
After saying that, he stood up and walked out, very decisively.
Yang Li: "Master, your bag." ”
"Oh."
Ma Xiaoshu turned around and picked up her backpack from the sofa and continued to walk out, and then, she reacted and looked back at Yang Li, only to see that guy smiling like a fox.
It's so angry!
There are other people here, otherwise Ma Xiaoshu will definitely beat her.
He Yinning was already scared stupid, what the hell is this called? It's scary to think about! The key is that Sister Tanuki seems to be very skillful, and Ma Xiaoshu agrees too casually.
Oh my god, is this what I can hear?
I want to knock myself out with a stick!
Who's going to save me......
Yang Li pretended to remember that He Yinning was still there, and said, "Huh? Are you still there? It's okay, you go back. ”
He Yinning was like being amnestied, and fled quickly with his head down.
Ma Xiaoshu left the office with him, sighed, and explained: "Brother, in fact, it was Boss Yang's prank just now, she ...... Likes to joke. ”
He Yinning: "I believe it." ”
I believe you're a ghost!
He Yinning felt that he had broken through the company's top secret, and he also had insight into the popular password, and it really came at a price. Ma Xiaoshu is really shameless, and in order to be popular, he even gave a female boss who was six or seven years older than him to be a ...... Master?
If it's me, I'm willing.
Ma Xiaoshu was angry, obviously he had managed to survive in the past two days and maintained an undefeated record, but he didn't expect her to play cards according to the routine, and a lore came at the last moment.
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and Ma Xiaoshu killed him again.
This boss needs to teach him a lesson!
"Hello sister, I forgot to take something, please inform the boss."
Ma Xiaoshu greeted the young lady at the front desk with a smile.
Soon, he was recruited by Boss Yang.
Ma Xiaoshu entered the house, closed the door, and locked it.
Coherent.
Yang Li's little face froze with a smile, and the smug appearance just now was gone, replaced by panic, jumped up and hid behind the sofa and squatted, revealing half of his head:
"What are you going to do? Stay back! ”
Ma Xiaoshu had a serious face: "Why did you do that just now?" It makes me very embarrassed. ”
"Don't come here!"
"You forced me!"
"Ahh
”
In the office, Ma Xiaoshu grabbed Yang Li's hair and rubbed her face against the glass of the floor-to-ceiling window, her delicate and beautiful face was deformed by the glass, and the flesh on her face was bulging.
Ma Xiaoshu said: "Sing "The Lonely Brave"! ”
Yang Li struggled ineffectively: "I don't! I'm your boss! ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Now it's the boss again?" Less nonsense, sing it to me! Otherwise, I will beat you until you sing. ”
That's how the first few victories were played.
Yang Li hurriedly covered his face, a little scared: "I'm ...... I was wrong, you let me go. ”
"Sing!"
"My sister doesn't dare anymore."
"Lao Tzu counted three times."
"I love you walking alone in the dark alley, I love the way you don't kneel, I love you and I are so ......"
Won.
Ma Xiaoshu was comfortable, threw away Yang Li, took an apple and nibbled away.
Hmph, fight me!
Yang Li's hair was disheveled, his face was red, and he was angry, I lost again, I knew that I shouldn't have let him in, uh-huh, pay attention to the details next time.
Outside, He Yinning came to hand in the information, and met Ma Xiaoshu coming out of Yang Li's office.
Immediately understood.
That guy came out of the boss's office twice!
Obviously, after leaving the office with me, he sneaked back back.
He pretended not to know Ma Xiaoshu, staggered by, his heart was beating hard, and he was hammered, seeing that this guy looked satisfied, tsk...... I'm so envious!
(Added the 1,000 words owed yesterday)
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