Chapter 186: The King of Hard Mouths
"Reason! We need a reason! ”
"It's outrageous......"
"Lu Han, Lu Han, are you watching? Please put your thanks in the barrage! ”
"How is this Anarhan? Gao Wen? ”
"I don't know howl!"
The guests were gossiping, even Gao Wen was confused, even if she knew the answer and then went back, she couldn't figure it out at all.
The host also lost his temper: "The answer is Anarhan, but I also want Guan Tongtong to give me a reasonable explanation, what does Ma Xiaoshu's painting have to do with Anarhan?" Be far from the mark! ”
A five-pointed star, a cross with an arrow.
What?
Wang Kunli, Zhu Feng, Yang Anzhu, Jackdaw and others were even more confused throughout the whole process, and they couldn't keep up with the rhythm at all.
Guan Tongtong smiled, it was more ugly than crying, and it was so painful to answer the right question for the first time:
"I also thought of it when I saw Gao Wen. The cross actually means that the upper north, the lower south, the left west, the right east, the left is the west, and the five-pointed star on the left represents the red star shining in the Western Regions. That involves a lot of stories, but today Gao Wen is here, she is starring in CCTV's new drama "Anarhan", which is also a similar red story, so Ma Xiaoshu painted either Gao Wen, or Anarhan, or the actor of the movie version of "Anarhan", Mr. Wu Like. ”
Guan Tongtong, who was born in a film and television family, knows these things well.
Ma Xiaoshu was overjoyed: "Sister Tong understands me!" ”
Guan Tongtong was hysterical: "I don't understand, I don't understand!" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Sister Tong is a perfect analysis!" I'm such a logic, good drawing, right? ”
The crowd fell silent.
Guan Tongtong is also embarrassed to comment, it's too ashamed!
Gao Wen praised( ̄▽ ̄)b d with both hands: "The painting is so good!" ”
The host said: "Sister, we can't boast with a clear conscience!" Or tell me what kind of story is the drama you played? ”
Gao Wen was very well-behaved, sat upright, and introduced:
"Sister Tong is right, this TV series is a 20-episode TV series adapted from the movie "Anarhan" in the 60s. It tells the story of the hardships, love and bumpy fate of a pair of young Uyghur men and women in the early fifties, showing the great changes in the lives of the Uyghur people before and after the peaceful liberation of XJ......"
She did her homework, until Sister Tanuki said hello and wanted to play in the show.
Host: "Looking forward to your work!" Well, now that this round is over, I announce the end of Brother Transcription's status as a Soul Painter and the birth of our new Soul Painter! He is Ma Xiaoshu! ”
Shen Cheng nodded: "Well deserved!" I lost convinced! ”
Ma Xiaoshu said to Shen Transcript: "It doesn't matter, in fact, painting is mainly based on creativity, as long as the creativity is good enough, you can achieve a good work, and your pattern can be opened up a little more......"
Shen Cheng was dumbfounded: "He taught me!" Ma Xiaoshu is teaching me to draw! ”
Jia Ling: "I have to let Tongtong comment on this matter." ”
Guan Tongtong: "Please spare me!" I'm really...... Although Ma Xiaoshu's logic is tricky, it is very accurate, my mother...... What am I talking about? All right! Goose Goose Goose ...... Actually, there is really no problem with his logic, but his brain hole is too outrageous! ”
Served! Buddha!
Ma Xiaoshu walked down and high-fived Guan Tongtong, Guan Tongtong looked uncomfortable.
Then, Ma Xiaoshu sat back beside Gao Wen.
Gao Wen continued to lick: "Brother Xiaoshu, your thinking is so jumpy, and it is reasonable and well-founded......
In fact, Gao Xiaoyang is a very simple and lonely person, otherwise he would not be bullied by Gu Lina, let alone deceived by Ma Xiaoshu.
She could still rationally look at Ma Xiaoshu's popularity before, but since she was forced to take the initiative to confess, and then Ma Xiaoshu turned into a box, she has ...... I think Brother Xiaoshu is good anywhere, it's flawless.
My brother is not handsome and can be so popular, this is the real perfection!
Oh no, it's not that my brother is not handsome, but he is not so handsome that ordinary people can't find it!
Ma Xiaoshu: "Low-key! Low profile! ”
Wang Kunli complained beside her: "Can you two come up with a brain?" I look hanging! ”
Hit the nail on the head!
Gao Wen didn't dare to refute, she was a big star.
Ma Xiaoshu was fearless: "When others paint, you didn't guess right!" People have to read more, sister, is it difficult to admit that others are excellent? Sister Tong is a top student, of course she can guess! None of you. ”
Wang Kunli didn't know how to refute, mainly because she didn't expect Ma Xiaoshu to reply so directly.
Yang Anzhu played a round game, hugged Wang Kunli and said: "Don't be like him, this guy has an abnormal brain, and even Yang Li was scolded by him to shrink his head!" ”
Wang Kunli immediately balanced, even the boss dared to scold it was too crazy, and it would definitely not be popular for long.
The first round of the game is over.
Host Shen Bo said: "Although at the end of the game, Ma Xiaoshu and Guan Tongtong dreamed of connecting ......"
Guan Tongtong: "I don't want ......"
Shen Bo: "I guessed five questions in a row, but what I want to say is. Ma Xiaoshu, who painted, was the guest team, and Guan Tongtong, who answered correctly, was the ace team, so with the last five consecutive pairs, the ace team overtook the score and won the first round of the game. ”
Guan Tongtong: "Huh? We won? ”
The ace team doesn't laugh at Guan Tongtong now, and they all praise her for doing a good job!
Here is another scene, disgusted that Ma Xiaoshu painted too badly, so that the opponent won.
Ma Xiaoshu retorted: "You should reflect on it." ”
Gao Wen: "That's right! We are not educated enough and do not understand well, sorry. ”
The other guests wanted to talk and stopped, are you really reflecting? This love is too humble, isn't it? Xiao Guliang looks like a country, why is his brain not full?
Yang Anzhu and Ma Xiaoshu have recorded the show together and are familiar with it, and said: "Ma Xiaoshu, you can review yourself!" We were ahead, but you caused us to lose. ”
Ma Xiaoshu said: "Aren't the rules to find out the spies?" What does it have to do with the wins and losses of the two teams? ”
Yang Anzhu: "But ......"
Ma Xiaoshu said: "The two teams are just playing games, and which team wins can get clues, and it doesn't matter if they win or lose." ”
Yang Anzhu: "What if it's all spies over there?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "You don't know how to count?" There are four people over there, and there are only two spies, and the program team will definitely arrange a spy on the side! Depending on the number of people, there are six of us here, and maybe the nightingale is also here. ”
Yang Anzhu stopped talking, because she was a nightingale, and she knew that Ma Xiaoshu was right, but ...... Why didn't I think of it? It doesn't matter if you win or lose.
Others also found that Ma Xiaoshu was right, but given his previous performance, they didn't want to praise him at all.
At this time, Gao Wen said: "Sister, friendship comes first and competition is second." ”
Everyone burst into laughter, this girl was polluted by Ma Xiaoshu!
Host Shen Bo: "Although Ma Xiaoshu refused to admit that he was distracted, and took a certain provocative posture towards everyone, including me, the host, I still have to say that the rules Ma Xiaoshu said are correct!" The Aces will get a clue about the Spy, and it's up to you to choose whether or not to share it with the guest team. ”
Jackdaw: "That's what you have to share!" ”
Jia Ling said, "Why? We won the clue with Tongtong! ”
Jackdaw: "Today's mission is to find a spy, and whoever doesn't share clues is a spy." ”
Jia Ling: "Oh! I think the same way, I'm a person who likes to share. ”
Shen Tranquil Knife: "I don't look like I'm happy to share my body shape." ”
Jackdaw shows low emotional intelligence: "If you don't eat alone, you won't get fat." ”
Jia Ling covered his heart, delicate and helpless.
Ma Xiaoshu said: "Uncle Shen Cheng is a mending knife, and Teacher Jackdaw is a murderer." ”
Sha Yi: "Ma Xiaoshu, what do you say about Teacher Jia Ling's figure?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "China is beautiful!" ”
Yang Anzhu did something again: "Then who is more beautiful than Guan Tongtong?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Sister Jia Ling! ”
Guan Tongtong doesn't care about this: "What about Gao Wenbi?" ”
Everyone: "Oh......"
Ma Xiaoshu: "Sister Jia Ling! ”
Guan Tongtong was so shocked that his mouth grew up, this kid's mouth is so hard!
Jia Ling was happy at this time, and came up and hugged Ma Xiaoshu's arm and said, "After the show, sister will take you to eat delicious food!" Sister likes to make friends with talented people, they are all golden and jade, they have no talent, only a good-looking face! ”
Ma Xiaoshu said stubbornly: "Their faces are not as good-looking as Sister Jia Ling." ”
Jia Ling: "Ahahaha...... Discerning. ”
Gao Wen was not jealous, and praised Ma Xiaoshu with a smile: "Brother Xiaoshu is likable wherever he goes!" ”
Everyone looked at Gao Wen in astonishment, where did you come to this conclusion?
According to the rules of Werewolf Kill, after the first round of play, the parties will speak and kill an innocent player at random.
The rules for the show today are similar, with all ten players locked up in cubicles on stage, headphones and blindfolds with a grumpy version of "Brother is Just a Legend."
Because the Spy completed the joint action, the two Spies came out first and destroyed one of the two clues, and what they destroyed was directed at Shen Copy.
Then the nightingale Yang Anzhu came out to blindly guess the person, and the first one to point to was Ma Xiaoshu, of course he was not a spy.
In the end, everyone came out to see the clue, and it was a green dress.
Everyone was chattering about the meaning and direction of the clothes, and the jackdaw began to reason brainlessly again, and just when everyone doubted Shen Ling, he set the suspicion on Jia Ling with a wave of strong and brainless pushing.
Jackdaw put one hand in his pocket, full of confidence: "Sister Jia Ling is very sure that there are no clues in this box, so she knew it in advance......"
Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother, why don't we talk about avant-garde music?" ”
"Hahaha......"
Everyone really can't help it, Ma Xiaoshu is really not used to anyone.
Jackdaw: "I'm reasoning very seriously, it's completely ......"
Ma Xiaoshu: "It's completely serious nonsense!" ”
Jackdaw: "......"
Jia Ling patted Ma Xiaoshu's shoulder: "Brother! Don't say anything, you will be my brother in the future! ”
Yang Anzhu said curiously: "Ma Xiaoshu, why don't you suspect Sister Jia Ling?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "The spies must be two men!" ”
Shen Tranquil: "Why? ”
Ma Xiaoshu began a serious nonsense: "With three special identities, the nightingale must be a woman, right?" It can't be me or Brother Transcription, a nightingale? What a ghost! At least one of the spies is male, and in order to make it easier for them to make their movements unobtrusive, I think there is a high probability that they are two males. What if the joint action is a shoulder hook or something? ”
Sha Yi is also a spirit, how can you see it? Guessed?
Everyone was nodding, and they actually felt that Ma Xiaoshu's blind break was still a little credible.
Wouldn't it be dangerous to be subdued and narrowed down to the range of male artists?
He said: "Ma Xiaoshu, if you design the joint action, how will you design it?" I'll see how hard it is! ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Come on!" You stand here and slowly crouch down. ”
Shen transcribed it.
"Poof, goose, goose, hungry......"
Guan Tongtong laughed maniacally again, lying on Jia Ling's body, and the long legs under the cheongsam kicked straight to the floor.
Shen Cheng stood up: "What are you laughing at?" Connected to Ma Xiaoshu's brain frequency again? ”
Guan Tongtong nodded, beckoned Gao Wen over, asked her to squat on the ground, and then ...... Hold Gao Wen's face with his hand.
Transcription: "Oh! Joint action, joint action, is to catch the other party's head? ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "You let me design it myself!" ”
Guan Tongtong covered her face, she was so embarrassed, why do I understand Ma Xiaoshu so well? No, it must not be my problem, I'm not brain-dead.
All the guests, all laughed crazy, Ma Xiaoshu is really a psychopath!
The sand is so dry that it explodes!
This time, Gao Wen couldn't find an angle to praise him, and she began to reflect, it must be that I am not cultured enough.
Of course, Gao Xiaoyang knew that Ma Xiaoshu's words and deeds were very strange, but as a girlfriend, he couldn't laugh at him like everyone else, right? Of course, you must support him from the bottom of your heart and believe in him.
The host also laughed for a long time before starting the cue process: "Okay! Now everyone votes to eliminate one guest. Voting begins! ”
The scene was chaotic.
There is no information, and it must only be indiscriminate.
The jackdaw pointed at Jia Ling, Ma Xiaoshu pointed at the jackdaw, Jia Ling also followed, Gao Wen immediately followed, what my man did was right!
Then, everyone followed the ticket and pointed to the jackdaw.
Jackdaw was not convinced: "Why do you all refer to me?" Which clue is related to me? ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "You have to eliminate one, right?" ”
Jackdaw: "Why me?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Then who do you want to eliminate?" The six of us are all guests, so it's not appropriate to be eliminated in the first round, right? Sister Tongtong over there is so smart, it's not appropriate to eliminate him, Uncle Shen Cheng is so old, can you bear to eliminate him in the first round? and the most beautiful Sister Jia Ling, the appearance of this show depends on her, she can't be eliminated! ”
Jackdaw: "What about me...... Well deserved? ”
Guan Tongtong: "We will miss you." ”
Jia Ling was very happy, and pointed at the jackdaw with both hands to retaliate: "Retreat!" Withdraw! Retire ......"
Let you reason blindly and doubt me?
So, the jackdaw is eliminated in the first round and the game continues. However, before the next round of the game begins, it is customary for the show to be a performance session.
Host Shen Bo: "Next, let's take a break and enjoy the new original song brought by Ma Xiaoshu, which is also the first release of this song on the whole network, let us applaud!" ”
The nine guests sat in a row, and the stage was handed over to Ma Xiaoshu.
The guests whispered in twos and threes.
At this time, everyone found out that Ma Xiaoshu was not only hard-mouthed, but also a king, and his creative ability shocked the music world!
The eliminated jackdaw sat up straight, as if he was still a star promoter, and looked at Ma Xiaoshu seriously.
Gao Wen, who was sitting in the corner, lowered her head and twisted her fingers, her face was slightly red, this song was specially created for her by Ma Xiaoshu, I don't know what kind of content it is.
Will it be a love song? It should be, right?
Brother Xiaoshu, come on, sing well, don't cue me, shy? (???? w????)? ……
Ma Xiaoshu picked up the microphone: "This song is for my girlfriend Gao Wen!" ”
"Oh~~~"
"Wow!"
"Ma Xiaoshu, you're enough!"
"Sprinkle dog food?"
"Please, don't show it!
"Come on, come on, the heroine sits in the middle!"
"Ma Xiaoshu, you sing to her."