Chapter 187: The Lamb in the Mouth
Ma Xiaoshu stood calmly on the stage, even a little lazy.
The finals of "Shiny Boys" can't make him nervous, let alone such a casual variety show, only ...... can make him nervous Horror Chamber.
The prelude sounded slowly, with a strong Western style, especially the sound of the horse-head qin was particularly desolate and atmospheric.
Ma Xiaoshu: "This song is called "Wolf in Sheep's Clothing", and it is my favorite song so far! It can also be played in motorcycle stereos! Hi Hi Hi ~ "
The guests in the audience suddenly felt a little less expectant, and the last song that Ma Xiaoshu was most satisfied with seemed to be "Love Song of the West Sea".
I can't say it's dirty, it's really quite like that.
Teacher Jackdaw, in particular, frowned deeply: "Crooked? You started as high as I did, so why did you write that kind of song? ”
Guan Tongtong hugged Gao Wen's arm: "It's quite suitable!" Xiaowen's sister is from the Western Regions. ”
Gao Wen, who was forcibly pushed to the C position, raised her head with a red face and bravely looked at Ma Xiaoshu. As long as he wrote it, no matter what song it is, she likes it!
Ma Xiaoshu began to sing, and he was a little gentle and affectionate:
I approached cautiously
I'm afraid you'll wake up in a dream
I just want to kiss you softly
Don't worry
"Oh......"
The guests coaxed kindly, and the sound was not loud, but it was enough for Gao Wen to hear.
The little lamb's face was red, but his heart began to drip, is this a song written for me?
Still cautiously approaching, I just want to kiss you......
In my memory, you seem to be simple and rude, and after your clumsy plan failed to succeed, you decisively took forceful measures, and I was directly ...... Forcibly in love.
When this show was broadcast, the audience was also scolding:
"Dog! It's a real dog! ”
"I was fed dog food when I watched a show, and I took it!"
"Ma Xiaoshu, you are so ......"
"Goddess! How can you be in love? ”
"The highest absolute in the Western Regions is gone!"
"Depowdering, depowdering!"
"I don't know if I can take off the powder or not, but Ma Xiaoshu must have taken off your goddess!"
"Ahead, you goddesses are asleep!"
", you are so vicious......"
"Isn't anyone talking about this song?"
"What's the song about? Ma Xiaoshu's writing must be good. ”
"Is it appropriate to fall in love when you first debut?"
"Let me ask you, Gao Wen is a stunning woman in the world in front of you, can you hold it?"
"Ma Baohui: Ma Xiaoshu is cool, Ma Xiaoshu is cool!"
"You haven't disbanded yet?"
The song continues, and it's really good, but why does this wolf in sheep's clothing always feel ill-intentioned?
It's about to get into the chorus.
The jackdaw lit the rhythm like a conductor, and then froze.
The melon-eating guests at the scene were all dumbfounded, Ma Xiaoshu, you really dare! Can this be sung too? Gao Wen doesn't turn her face with you?
I'm sure I'm the wolf in sheep's clothing
And you are my prey
It is the lamb in my mouth
Gao Yang directly shook the child's hole, and his body trembled a little.
That's right, that's right! This is the real Ma Xiaoshu, the previous lyrics are all rhetoric and deception, these three lyrics are the real him.
He couldn't even say those four words, so he simply and rudely held Gao Yang down and forcibly privatized it!
She will always remember that night, it was simply barbaric!
Gao Wen bit her lower lip and looked at Ma Xiaoshu on the stage, she was completely no longer shy, and was replaced by ...... Innocent.
Why?
Why can't you just be tactful? Be patient? Be gentle?
Why...... You're going to sing it in front of a national audience?
Others singing to their girlfriends are showing love, he is a brutal declaration of sovereignty, and it is a bit humiliating for the woman.
But she's not angry, Brother Xiaoshu may just be sincere, right? He's a wolf, a pervert! There is no love at first sight, only the lust, and he is very wrong from the first meeting.
After that, I slowly gave birth to feelings.
Guan Tongtong looked at Gao Wen with some sympathy, he openly said that you are a lamb in his mouth, why aren't you angry?
Gao Wen looked at Guan Tongtong innocently, I am!
When others fall in love, they are trapped, and Ma Xiaoshu is pounced, and when they come up, they bite off the neck of their prey and eat them alive.
When the show was broadcast, there were various interpretations of the barrage, but one thing that could not be denied was that Ma Xiaoshu hinted very explicitly with lyrics, and the lamb had been eaten by him.
This made those netizens who were fans of Gao Wen because of their appearance, and the ghost crying wolf howl mentality exploded, my goddess was arched by a pig!
I'm sure you're the flower of my heart
You are my angel and it is my dream
I'll put my arms around you
Fit into my body
Let your blood and mine mingle
……
The guests were shocked again, who put whom into the body? Are you sure it's a blood blend, not something else? Your lyrics do have something like that.
Gao Wen didn't listen to the lyrics too carefully, the lyrics in the front and back were all fake, and they were sheepskin on the wolf's body.
Only those three sentences are true.
After the song was sung, the host came to the stage to do something: "Next, do you invite the parties to give a speech, is this the first time you have heard this song?" Gao Wen. ”
Gao Wen is very calm now, without the shyness and twisting at the beginning.
She said: "It was the first time I heard it, and he said before that he wrote a song for me, but the composition, arrangement, and recording were all done quietly. ”
Shen Bo asked again: "Are you happy?" What kind of mood is it? ”
Gao Wen said: "I am very happy! I love this song, it's good. ”
Of course you have to like it!
Love it from the bottom of my heart!
Although it is too domineering, that is Ma Xiaoshu, even if he is bullied, he must like it. The entire lyrics are dressed in sheep's clothing, revealing only three sincere words, which is very well written.
Shen Bo asked Jackdaw again: "What does Jackdaw think of this song?" ”
The guests suddenly began to applaud, and this wave was well done.
Clear-eyed people know that the jackdaw wanted to eat Ma Xiaoshu at first, but he didn't expect to be killed by Ma Xiaoshu many times, and finally Tian shamelessly used Ma Xiaoshu to whitewash himself.
The jackdaw was also thick-skinned, and pretended to say: "Ma Xiaoshu's composition has never passed my ......."
"Hahahaha......"
The guests laughed, and Ma Xiaoshu also smiled, this word is familiar to everyone.
Jackdaw: "But for this song, I'll give him a hundred points!" The melody is good, and the love is sincere! Bless you all! ”
He knows the true meaning of a ghost.
Everyone was delighted with Jackdaw's final speech, everyone went to the break room for afternoon tea, and the staff had to rearrange the stage.
Ma Xiaoshu and Gao Wen sat together and asked in a low voice, "Little lamb, aren't you angry?" ”
Gao Wen's innocent face: "Can I be angry?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "No. ”
Gao Wen: "You're deliberately challenging my bottom line, right?" Just know I'm not going to be angry...... Singing nonsense. ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "I just want to show off, hehe." ”
"Do you find it exciting?"
"A little."
"It's good if you're happy."
"Hey~"
I hate to announce it to the whole world, see? Your goddess, is mine!
In fact, Ma Xiaoshu has been in the industry for a few months, and he has seen more beauties in the circle, including Wang Xinzhu, Yang Li, Gu Lina, etc., and he has never had the experience of his heart suddenly pounding.
That purely physical organ flutter is so impressive.
So the sluggish Ma Xiaoshu also knew that he was in love, and in order not to lose to Gao Wen, he refused to pursue her, and took advantage of it by force and successfully took possession.
He hasn't reflected on it until now, he just thinks I won! I'm amazing!
Gao Wen once had a lot of illusions about Ma Xiaoshu, but in the end they were all shattered, this guy is a straight man of steel who likes to bully people, so she can only accept her fate.
It's just that many people on the Internet will call her in the future...... High sheep.
It's a shame.
The next round is the torture session, the ace team tortures the guest team, and the six people in the guest team turn on five lights to lose, otherwise they win.
Not to mention, the equipment of this program group is quite professional.
They made the kind of lamppost fixed on the head, saying that different lights would light up according to people's moods, from bottom to top, they were green, yellow, and red.
When the red light is on, it means that the person's mentality fluctuates violently, and it can be judged as lying.
Ma Xiaoshu was not interested in the game, he was quite curious about these props, and picked one up and tinkered with it in his hand.
Soon, he figured out how it worked, this thing couldn't detect any emotions at all, it was a heartbeat detector that reacted according to the speed of the heartbeat.
Shen Qian was very unhappy with Ma Xiaoshu: "Ma Xiaoshu, as a prisoner being interrogated, what qualifications do you have to inspect our interrogation equipment?" ”
Of course, he acted, but he really wanted to teach Ma Xiaoshu a lesson in the show.
Ma Xiaoshu buckled his head with a backhand.
Shen Transcription: "Yaha~ I'm numb!" ”
It's so outrageous, it feels very strange when you put it on your head.
Yang Anzhu suddenly said: "Fortunately, Yang Li's not here." ”
Gao Wen suddenly squinted her eyes and looked over, how did she know?
Yang Anzhu found Gao Wen's eyes, I'll go, it turns out that the owner also knows about Yang Li's being tricked by Ma Xiaoshu! I'll have fun!
Others don't understand and don't care.
Shen Cheng got the instrument down, pointed at Ma Xiaoshu and said, "Come, you are the first to be interrogated, I must give you the whole light today!" ”
Ma Xiaoshu went to the trial position and brought the equipment: "Come on." ”
Fearless!
He was notoriously big-hearted and dirty.
Shen Transcription: "In the talent show, Jackdaw said that your song is not good, have you ever thought about doing it?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "I've thought about it. ”
Shen Transcript: "......"
"Hahahaha!"
It's too real, and the light on Ma Xiaoshu's head isn't on at all.
The jackdaw shivered.
If you don't accept it, I don't believe that I can't cure you.
"You or Jackdaw's music, who's better?"
"Mine."
"Uh...... Do you think the jackdaw's song is good? ”
"General."
"Aren't you afraid of offending people in order to win? Whatever the truth is jumping out, you! ”
"I've never been afraid of offending people."
"Good fellows! I don't believe that there is no one you dare not offend, how is your boss Yang Li's character? ”
"Lower-average."
"I ...... I suddenly didn't know what to ask. He dares to say anything below average! ”
Shen Cheng's expression was a little helpless, Ma Xiaoshu tried his best to tell the truth, and the light on his head was not on, which made Shen Cheng embarrassed, and he would offend whoever he asked.
The guests were also laughing on the side, Ma Xiaoshu was really as biao as said on the Internet.
Gao Wen is smiling, Brother Xiaoshu is the most real person in the entertainment industry!