(Chapter 196!) Misplaced) Ma Xiaoshu didn't despise the meaning of this show, he just simply laid out the facts and reasoned, he was very serious about any work, and he never gave gifts without discrimination.

After recording "Extreme Survival", Bei Ye also gave him a gift, which was Bei Ye's exclusive jungle knife.

The new guest came to Ma Xiaoshu with a smile and sent something: "Hello Xiaoshu! I'm Fei Yiming, this is a little careful, please smile. I've been looking forward to being on the show with you for a long time. ”

Ma Xiaoshu got a watch: "Brother, sit down and drink coffee, this is a mechanical watch?" ”

Fei Yiming: "Green Water Ghost." ”

Ma Xiaoshu didn't understand, poured him a cup of coffee and handed it over: "This watch is very expensive, right?" ”

Fei Yiming took it with both hands, not knowing how to answer.

Kong Xiaoxue looked at the logo of the watch and read: "Rou Lu x ......"

Opposite, Hu Hua laughed: "Hahaha...... I fuck me, don't I? You two don't even know Rolex? I haven't seen much of the world. ”

Kong Xiaoxue's face flushed.

Ma Xiaoshu is thick-skinned: "I've heard of it, but I don't know it, it seems to be a big brand." ”

Fei Yiming is even more difficult to say anything, he also relies on the resources of Zhezhou Taiwan to eat, relying on being a man.

Otherwise, how can a senior pull down his body to please Ma Xiaoshu.

Hu Hua's expression was contemptuous, and he continued to show off and disdain: "This is a Rolex water ghost, seventy or eighty thousand pieces, it's normal if you haven't seen it, if you weren't lucky, you wouldn't have seen this kind of luxury in your life." There is no one like you and Kong Xiaoxue who can get into the entertainment industry. ”

The reason why he was unhappy was that Fei Yiming gave Ma Xiaoshu the same watch as he gave him.

Kong Xiaoxue didn't dare to speak, she was a talent contestant who debuted in an ordinary family, and she was also a pot meat player, she participated in three drafts, and she barely had a little popularity, and she couldn't even support herself at first.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't care about Hu Hua's ridicule, but secretly said that he returned the watch to Fei Yiming:

"Big brother, this is too expensive for you, I can't accept it."

If Gou Jian bought a Rolex, Ma Xiaoshu would rob it directly, but he wouldn't be like this with strangers, and Ma Xiaoshu didn't lack this money now.

Fei Yiming had to send it, and said that he was a hardcore fan of Ma Xiaoshu, and his credibility was not high, but his attitude was very resolute.

In the end, Ma Xiaoshu accepted the watch, and in exchange, Ma Xiaoshu gave Fei Yiming the Gucci belt that Sister Bao bought for him, which had not yet been opened.

Ma Xiaoshu is not used to tens of thousands of trouser belts.

Hu Hua was even more unhappy at this time, because he didn't return the gift, and in comparison, it seemed that he was very ignorant.

As a college student majoring in mechanical engineering, Ma Xiaoshu was actually very interested in this watch, and after getting his hands on it, he ran to ask Hu Hua to teach him how to use it, but Brother Hua refused.

Ma Xiaoshu muttered: "It turns out that Brother Hua has never worn a Rolex......"

Hu Hua: "I've worn it, and there are several pieces at home!" It's more expensive than that! ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then why don't you use it?" Could it be that the watch was also transferred to you by the assistant? Which is the assistant teacher who is responsible for adjusting your schedule? ”

Hu Hua looked very excited: "I will!" Of course I will! It's so, you see......"

Soon, he angrily taught Ma Xiaoshu.

Several other people on the side saw that their scalps were numb, Ma Xiaoshu was really sassy, people made it clear that they didn't want to teach, but they were still rubbed by you.

Ma Xiaoshu put on the green water ghost and took a few pictures to show off in the top 20 group of "Shining Boys".

Men love machines, and those unjust seeds are hungry to death.

The program team sent breakfast, Ma Xiaoshu quickly finished eating, held the guitar and went to the scenic lakeside reef outside to start a live broadcast, sang a few songs, and Ma Xiaoshu still worked hard to play the album.

After an hour of live broadcast, the artists finally finished their breakfast slowly.

The program began to be recorded.

Six guests boarded a cruise ship, and in the thin morning mist, Ma Xiaoshu and Kong Xiaoxue, Mei Changjin, and Xiong Zihao sang "Blue and White Porcelain" on the bow of the ship, of course, it was designed by the program team.

This is not a song for Ma Xiaoshu, this song does not need to be played at all, on the contrary, it is the work of Ma Xiaoshu in the show.

Hu Hua and Fei Yiming drank tea and chatted in the cabin, and after singing the song, Ma Xiaoshu and the four also went back, outside, it was still a little cold, the three couldn't stand it, Ma Xiaoshu was not cold at all in a thick bread suit.

The program team began to announce today's itinerary, which is to go to the Thousand Islands to experience the treasures here.

After a period of contact, Ma Xiaoshu found that these guests, including the main coffee Hu Hua, were quite unpretentious, in other words......

There is no sense of variety show.

Kong Xiaoxue, Mei Changjin, and Xiong Zihao don't talk much, they like to echo and coax, and the newcomer Fei Yiming occasionally pads a few sentences, and the whole process is supported by the host Brother Hua, and Brother Hua thinks he is very humorous, but it is not.

This is completely the style of an indoor show host, which is quite boring.

Moreover, he cued everyone along the way, except for Ma Xiaoshu, who remained silent all the time.

Ma Xiaoshu squatted on the land to observe the sturgeon, it was so big, I don't know how the meat quality is.

The first stop of the program is the sturgeon breeding base in Qiandao Lake.

Ma Xiaoshu had never seen a sturgeon before, and I heard from the researchers that it was introduced from the Caspian Sea, and it can live for more than a hundred years, and it can be raised for more than a meal, isn't this as heavy as a cow?

Later, the researcher said that this was mainly used to produce caviar, and Ma Xiaoshu suddenly lost interest, it turned out that it was not mainly for meat.

There is a reason why some shows are not popular.

It's called "Treasure Village", but it's actually all treasures, not rural at all.

Although Ma Xiaoshu has only been in the industry for a short time, he has become more and more sober, and variety shows really need to be down-to-earth and variety.

Teacher Sha Yi is very sassy......

Like these few, on the way here, they also took variety show scripts to talk to each other and funny stalks, which is quite scary to think about.

When will the screenwriter be responsible for the stalk of variety shows?

The "Treasure Village" program team chose Ma Xiaoshu, in addition to Yang Li's factor, there is another important reason, that is, I hope that Ma Xiaoshu, the king of ghost animals in the variety show industry, can take this show away.

After all, in the variety shows that have been broadcast in the past three months, Ma Xiaoshu has fully proved that Chen He and Shen Cheng are inferior in front of him, and he is better than anyone present.

It's just that now Ma Xiaoshu has no chance to perform, and Brother Hua has been dominating everything.

In fact, the director couldn't help it a little and wanted to remind Hu Hua, but he didn't dare, the host had a strong sense of self-esteem.

After introducing the basic information of the sturgeon, the researcher began to release the program group tasks:

The six guests were divided into two teams, and the group of three went down to the one-meter-deep breeding pond to catch sturgeon, and the group that caught it longer won the winning group, and the winning group could enjoy the most authentic caviar.

Under the command of Hu Hua, Ma Xiaoshu, Kong Xiaoxue and Xiong Zihao were assigned to a group, and Hu Hua, Mei Changjin and Fei Yiming were in a group.

This is not "Ace" or "Let's Run", no guests are trying to cue Ma Xiaoshu, and no one is giving Ma Xiaoshu the opportunity to perform. Including Jackdaw, Yang Anzhu, and Li Chen, they actually all know how popular Ma Xiaoshu is this year, and for the effect of the show, they are very compatible with Ma Xiaoshu.

But this show is different, Hu Hua just didn't give Ma Xiaoshu a message, and even the two groups of guests guessed the boxing and let Mei Changjin and Xiong Zihao guess, and didn't show Ma Xiaoshu's face.

It stands to reason that recording variety shows always makes the current guests more active.

Ma Xiaoshu doesn't care, he is here to play the album, he has not received the announcement fee, and he doesn't have to work too hard.

Just take it as a tour.

Finally, Mei Changjin actually won.

Hu Hua took the two guests to catch fish, fainted and cowered for a long time, and did a lot of work that he thought was very humorous, and finally caught a very small sturgeon.

After thirteen seconds of grabbing, they were freed, and they felt that they were successful.

If Ma Xiaoshu saw the barrage of this show, he would definitely be laughed to death, there are not many living people, there are many water armies, it is like this:

"Meimei is so cute!"

"Don't hurt my Meimei......"

"Yiming is amazing!"

"Brother Hua is so good."

"Every one of these groups is so good~"

"They're all hilarious."

"It's really laughing to death, Meimei and Yiming are too funny, right?"

In short, it's just some swiping screens that are very unnutritious, boring.

Now the group of changing horses and small trees has been launched.

Kong Xiaoxue began to sell cuteness: "Oops~ I'm afraid, is there that kind of black knight willing to help me?" Would you like to enter the water in my place? ”

She pointed to a videographer, who shook his head.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Sister, you just said that you wanted to pull it up and roast the whole sturgeon, why did you suddenly become delicate?" I'm a little uncomfortable. ”

Kong Xiaoxue was immediately speechless, do I understand this persona? Character design!

Cute style.

Ma Xiaoshu only felt that she was out of her own class, originally we were children of ordinary people, you left here to play princess style, and the black knight, who can accept it?

Kong Xiaoxue squatted on the ground: "I can't!" Somebody help me, uh-huh~"

Several other guests gave feedback one after another, so weak, very pitiful, the program team was ruthless and so on.

Ma Xiaoshu: "You are so coquettish!" Like King Kong Barbie, I got goosebumps. ”

Hu Hua laughed uncontrollably, laughing at two at a time.

Kong Xiaoxue said angrily: "I'm just scared!" What to do? ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I feel that you won't be afraid of throwing a snake on you, and you're still coquettish here." ”

There is really a problem with the positioning, she should take Yang Xiaoyue's route as a civilian, but she wants to be a princess.

It's no problem to be a princess, like Yang Anzhu, the other brothers are willing to support her for various reasons and go for her, that's okay, the key is that no one will go for Kong Xiaoxue, and you have to go into the water by yourself after being spoiled, which is quite embarrassing.

Hu Hua not only did not pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, but also took two male artists to laugh on the shore, and the laughter was particularly sharp.

This show is quite interesting, it seems that a few residents of my family do not expect to be popular.

Kong Xiaoxue blushed again, she really has no talent, she has relied on perseverance to participate in various talent shows to get to where she is today, saying that hard work is not appropriate, it should be a dead face.

But it does have a lot of perseverance.

She's not too beautiful, she doesn't know how to sing, she can dance, but that's it, she doesn't have any sense of variety show, she relies purely on experience to accumulate except for her current small achievements.

But Ma Xiaoshu has a good impression of her.

After all, she tried to cover Ma Xiaoshu from the beginning, although she didn't cover it, she was ridiculed.

Ma Xiaoshu saw that she didn't have the ability to pick up the stubble, so she could only say again: "Otherwise, Brother Xiong and I are responsible for catching fish, and you are responsible for holding the time?" ”

Kong Xiaoxue hurriedly waved her hand: "I'm afraid!" ”

I was scared, tsk, she wasn't afraid at all, and she was even a little curious.

It's all caused by people.

Xiong Zihao was really afraid, and said to Ma Xiaoshu in a trembling voice: "This thing is too much like a shark and a crocodile, it looks terrible, I don't dare to catch it." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then I'll catch it, stay next to you." ”

Kong Xiaoxue: "Brother Xiaoshu is so good~"

Although she is several years older than Ma Xiaoshu.

Xiong Zihao also clapped his hands: "Come on, Brother Shu, our team depends on you." ”

Ma Xiaoshu was completely fearless of what he could see, as long as it wasn't a ghost, he was not afraid, and went to the biggest one.

The largest sturgeon is about 1.7 meters long and weighs 40 or 50 kilograms.

Sturgeon are very docile species and are not capable of attacking at all.

Ma Xiaoshu is naturally not afraid.

On shore, the researcher explained: "Sturgeon feed mainly on small fish and shrimp, aquatic insects, benthic animals or animal and plant residues, and are not aggressive...... Uh......"

I saw that Ma Xiaoshu came to the largest sturgeon, aimed at the head and kicked it.

The sturgeon, which is one meter and seven long, faints instantly.

This scene reminds people of the picture in "Let's Run", where Ma Xiaoshu kicked open the aluminum alloy door panel, which is too chicken.

You know, this is underwater, and the resistance of the water is needless to say, right?

But Ma Xiaoshu was stunned and stunned the one-meter-seven-long sturgeon, and then grabbed his pelvic fin with both hands and fished it out: "Haha! At least a hundred pounds! You two come and hug it. ”

The two were frightened and hurried over to hug the fish.

Xiong Zihao hugged the head of the fish, Kong Xiaoxue held the body of the fish, everyone wore waterproof clothing, and they were not afraid of getting their clothes wet.

Ma Xiaoshu clapped his hands: "The meat of this thing should also be delicious." ”

Xiong Zihao: "Ah! It's so heavy! ”

Kong Xiaoxue: "Huh~ It's too big, I'm afraid ......"

Ma Xiaoshu really couldn't take it: "Shouldn't you look forward to its fleshy quality?" How about we get it and roast it? Dig out some more caviar. ”

Kong Xiaoxue said: "Huh? People live well......"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Isn't it?" The caviar is taken from their stomachs, and you wouldn't think that each of them would live to be more than a hundred years old, would you? ”

Kong Xiaoxue: "But, this fish has finally grown to such a big ......."

Bang Bang ......

The fish woke up, and its tail flicked violently, pumping on Kong Xiaoxue's face every time.

Puff~

The fish jumped back into the water.

Xiong Zihao trembled: "Scared me to death, scared me to death......"

Kong Xiaoxue, who was really scared to death, was already frozen, her face was full of watermarks, and she was hot...... I was slapped by a fish???

Hu Hua's laughter was particularly sharp.

Ma Xiaoshu also smiled: "Sister Xiaoxue, do you hurt?" ”

Kong Xiaoxue has already exposed her true nature: "Ma Xiaoshu grabbed it for me!" I'm going to bake it! Ouch! My mouth is swollen......"

Ma Xiaoshu thinks so, right, variety shows have to expose their true nature, what to pretend? !

Soon, Ma Xiaoshu grabbed the sturgeon fish, forked it ashore, pinched the fish's neck and shouted, "Hurry up and apologize to Sister Xue!" Otherwise roast you! ”