The fish refused to apologize because it could not speak Chinese.

Ma Xiaoshu seemed to have returned to "Extreme Survival", occupied the riding position, and pinched the fish's neck: "You dare to slap Sister Xue in the face?" Apologize or die! how-dare-you-hit-sister-xue? apologize-or-die！ ”

Bilingual in Chinese and English, I am afraid that foreign fish will not understand.

This paragraph made the friends who watched the show laugh, what the hell is this?

As for it? Do you also have your own translator?

The fish was stupid and stunned, and looked at Ma Xiaoshu stupidly, if I really say a word, I'm afraid that Sao Rui will scare you to death?

"Apologies!"

Bang Bang Bang ......

Ma Xiaoshu rode on the fish and gave it a few slaps, the fish is now out of the water, very weak, and thought it was sm, scared a little shy.

Hu Hua couldn't get used to Ma Xiaoshu's madness: "Why did you bring it to the shore?" I also beat people. ”

The researchers were a little confused.

Why insult my fish? It's immoral!

Ma Xiaoshu: "It hit my companion!" I want revenge! ”

I don't know why, Kong Xiaoxue, who was originally very much like laughing, suddenly felt a trace of warmth, this Ma Xiaoshu really helped her avenge! It's so ruthless!

It's just, why does it feel so shady?

A man riding on a sturgeon?

Still slapping the face?

The scene was a little brutal at one point.

The sturgeon is also a figure of 1.7 meters, and he looks like a talented person, but he was actually slapped on the ground by Ma Xiaoshu, which was really a little embarrassing, so he twisted it and was spanked by Ma Xiaoshu again.

Are you a human or a dog?

The fish were dissatisfied.

However, he didn't go to school, so he couldn't express his opinion.

Ma Xiaoshu finished beating the fish and asked the researcher, "How long did our team catch it?" ”

The researcher was stunned and looked at his phone: "Ah...... It's been three minutes since you caught, you've won, let the fish go. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Can you slaughter it?" ”

The researcher was embarrassed: "That's another price." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Forget it! ”

After all, there is a cost for researchers to record programs for publicity, and the caviar has been sent to you, so it is inappropriate to ask for fish again, and besides, we haven't asked you for compensation for such a bad thing as fishing and slapping you, which is a mental trauma.

Hu Hua: "This group of two fools, one was beaten by fish, and the other was fished!" Hahahaha......"

Barrage:

"Hahaha......"

"It has to be my tree brother."

"This fish is really big."

"Is it the only one who thinks this fish has a clear eyebrow? Want to get into ......"

"Haven't you seen a sow before?"

"Ma Xiaoshu is a bit excessive."

"Ma Bao Society: Fish Protector Curses Ma Xiaoshu!"

"Neurotic, huh? Going to catch a fish? ”

"I'm laughing to death hahaha......"

"As soon as it came to the issue of money, Ma Xiaoshu immediately sobered up."

"Hu Hua's ridicule is a bit excessive."

"Don't protect the female guests, and say that people are stupid......"

"Looking forward to Ma Xiaoshu slapping him in the face."

The researcher announced that Ma Xiaoshu's group had won, and reminded again: "This little brother, please let the fish go!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'll hold it for a while, this fish ...... It's quite cooperative. ”

Fish: "......"

The fish struggled, and if it could speak, it would be very dirty.

Several guests had already laughed, and when they saw that Ma Xiaoshu was still holding the fish, they only felt quite ghostly.

Kong Xiaoxue couldn't help but smile and said to Ma Xiaoshu, "Okay Xiaoshu, I don't hurt." You've taken revenge and revenge, so put it back in the water. ”

Ma Xiaoshu asked the researcher, "Uncle, how long can a sturgeon fish live if it leaves the water?" ”

Researcher: "5-10 hours." ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "So long? That's not a hurry, let's take it to record the show. ”

The researcher stopped talking.

Though...... But...... It's really rude to fish!

Xiong Zihao and Kong Xiaoxue also climbed up from the water, they didn't know what to say, Ma Xiaoshu's brain circuit was too peculiar.

Hu Hua came over again and mocked: "Kong Xiaoxue, have you been swollen by the fish?" Hahaha! Ma Xiaoshu, are you abusing small animals? ”

Ma Xiaoshu hugged the fish: "This fish is as tall as you, can it be considered a small animal?" ”

Hu Hua: "This is to protect animals!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Which protected animal can be eaten?" Big brother, you read more, this is not a protected animal, just an economic animal, you can kill and eat meat casually. ”

Hu Hua was not convinced: "But you can't pick it up and slap it?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu argued: "I didn't bake it because the program team didn't take responsibility, and several male guests were cowardly!" If Bei Ye and I were on the same show, it would have been fragrant a long time ago. It's the only female guest on this show! Are you indifferent? ”

Brother Shu said this is reasonable, the two issues of "Extreme Survival" have put Ma Xiaoshu on the high stage of the variety show industry, and there are many fans in China and more abroad.

In Western countries, many people watched "Extreme Survival" with a mocking attitude, but they were fans of Ma Xiaoshu's toughness.

When Hu Hua heard the word cowardice, he immediately exploded: "It's just a fish, it doesn't hurt to beat people, you have hairy ...... brains"

Ma Xiaoshu hugged the sturgeon and half-turned around, and the fish's tail slapped Hu Hua's face.

Hu Hua stumbled, his brain buzzing.

Ma Xiaoshu leaned over and asked, "Does it hurt?" ”

Hu Hua was completely stunned: "......"

Barrage:

"it!"

"Really slap in the face~"

"Hahaha......"

"Brother Hua was slapped in the face by a fish."

"How dare Ma Xiaoshu?"

"What is there to dare to Ma Ye?"

"Hu Hua was stunned."

"Lao Tzu is going to die laughing in this show."

Seeing that Hu Hua didn't share his feelings, Ma Xiaoshu decided to try it himself, he changed the direction of the fish and put his head down, and the tail of the fish hit him in the face.

Bang Bang~

Ma Xiaoshu subdued the fish again, hugged him to the camera and said, "Oh! This turtle fish hits people and hurts! Audience gentlemen, it really hurts, a rough man like me feels pain, Sister Kong Xiaoxue just said that it doesn't hurt, and she still works hard to record the show. ”

After Hu Hua was slapped in the face, he almost broke out on the spot, Ma Xiaoshu actually hit him with a fish? Fame for more than a decade and has not suffered such insults.

But Ma Xiaoshu himself let the fish fight.

Hu Hua had no reason to be mad, and his face turned the color of pig liver.

Xiong Zihao and Mei Changjin were frightened, shrunk aside and didn't dare to speak, Ma Xiaoshu is so awesome.

Fei Yiming whispered to reassure Brother Hua, Ma Xiaoshu is just doing the effect of the show, he doesn't target anyone, and he also beats himself with fish, let's not be like him.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't target Hu Hua in the first place, but he said that it didn't hurt to hit people, so Ma Xiaoshu asked him to taste it and see if it hurt.

How can such a big fish not hurt to hit someone?

Standing and talking doesn't hurt your back!

Therefore, Ma Xiaoshu didn't feel that he had offended anyone at all, and asked the researcher innocently: "Uncle, is it time to eat caviar below?" ”

Only then did the researcher come to his senses: "Ask our winning team to go to the terrace over there and taste caviar and snacks!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu hugged the fish and left: "Go, go!" I haven't eaten caviar yet! ”

Kong Xiaoxue pulled Xiong Zihao to follow, and didn't go with Ma Xiaoshu, did she stay and wait to be scolded by Hu Hua?

The director of the program group said: "Brother Shu, a hundred-pound fish, aren't you tired of holding it?" Why don't we let it go? ”

Although the effect of the show has been achieved, it is indeed a bit disrespectful to the fish if you really take the fish away.

Ma Xiaoshu hugged the fish and walked like flying: "Is a hundred catties heavy?" I don't know it anymore, so take it to mix a few more shots. ”

One hundred catties is Gao Wen's weight, and Ma Xiaoshu can hold the little sheep and exercise vigorously for two hours, and she will not be allowed to fall to the ground during the whole process.

For the luxury caviar in the food world, the three are obviously still a little hungry.

Close to the terrace of the farm out of the lake, prepared a few plates of pastries, the winning trio came to the terrace rest area to sit, the failed trio, Hua Ge, Mei Changjin and Fei Yiming did not follow for a long time.

Xiong Zihao sat on the left, looking down at his toes, not daring to speak.

Kong Xiaoxue on the right wanted to speak, but didn't know what to say. Yang Li asked her to help watch Ma Xiaoshu, obviously she couldn't watch it......

Ma Xiaoshu sat in the middle with the fish in his arms, and scratched the itch of the fish with his fingers: "Ah~ twitter......"

The fish didn't react!

Soon after, the animated pictures of Ma Xiaoshu fishing began to go viral on the Internet, accompanied by various texts, you who went to work to touch the fish, the little shark stopped thinking and so on.

After a long while, Kong Xiaoxue finally held back a sentence: "Ma Xiaoshu, aren't you afraid that Brother Hua will retaliate against you?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Why did he take revenge on me?" Brother Hua and I had a good chat, but why didn't you speak? Brother Hua and I are interacting. ”

Kong Xiaoxue's eyes were frightened: "......"

Do you call this happiness?

Ma Xiaoshu touched the fish and said, "The three of them are fishing and paddling again, why can't they come back?" I'm going to call them. ”

I saw that Ma Xiaoshu walked to the edge of the terrace with the fish in his arms and shouted:

"Brother Hua! Come on, record the show! ”

Kong Xiaoxue and Xiong Zihao glanced at each other and saw the stunned and frightened in each other's eyes.

Hu Hua came slowly, because, if he doesn't come again, Ma Xiaoshu won't be able to come over to invite him, this thing...... It's disgusting, doesn't he have a little pressure in his heart?

He didn't.

Ma Xiaoshu is very happy, today's show is really fun, and there is caviar to eat.

Hu Hua is also a senior host, his mentality quickly adjusted, he didn't get angry with stupid people, and Ma Xiaoshu even beat himself, he was mentally retarded, and when it was broadcast, the audience scolded him to death.

Thinking like this, Hu Hua's mood improved.

He didn't know at all that Ma Xiaoshu had his own halo in the eyes of the audience, and he wouldn't be scolded for anything.

Hu Hua came to the terrace and sat down, and said with a smile: "Let you win!" We don't get caviar. ”

Kong Xiaoxue: "Brother Hua, what do you want?" Ma Xiaoshu is still holding the fish. ”

Hu Hua: "He's insane. ”

Ma Xiaoshu stroked the fish: "Look at the fish, the caviar is here!" ”

The researcher himself walked over with caviar.

Everyone: "Wow......"

"Caviar is a rare ingredient with a unique taste and rich nutrition that is made from fish roe that is lightly marinated by hand...... Workers need to complete 16 processes such as egg retrieval, screening, and salting within 15 minutes. For example, this caviar needs to be raised for at least seven years, and its body is black......"

Everyone leaned over to admire the canned caviar, a bunch of heads mixed with a fish head.