Chapter 212: Dogs

The central figures in this wave of injustice are...... Chen He.

It's been five days since New Year's Eve, and this thing has been holding back his strength to prostitute Ma Xiaoshu for nothing, he has always prided himself on being smart, how could he be willing to be prostituted by Ma Xiaoshu for nothing?

Although there has been a lot of trouble on the Internet in the past few days, they are not worried that Ma Xiaoshu will be banned at all.

Their program team transferred from Xiangzhou to Huzhou, and then went up the Shuojiang River to the mountain city, just to go to the white prostitute Ma Xiaoshu.

Don't think that if you hide in your hometown, I won't be able to prostitute you!

That's right!

Chen He, the injustice, took the "Hahahaha" program team to Ma Xiaoshu's hometown.

If I can't kidnap you, I'll organize a group to come to your house for dinner.

At the entrance of the village, Chen He limped out of the car and announced loudly: "I have to rub Ma Xiaoshu Phase I!" It's about my dignity in the entertainment industry! In this issue, we recorded it at Ma Xiaoshu's house! ”

His leg was broken yesterday when he was playing basketball, and the card rubbed old and crisp.

It is difficult to push a wheelchair in the mountainous area, so Chen He changed into crutches, and he worked hard enough to prostitute Ma Xiaoshu.

This is the price of getting rid of Zhezhou Taiwan's "Let's Run"!

Because the talks with the "Let's Run" program collapsed, the three of them will withdraw from next year's program recording, so they launched their own variety show "Hahahaha" as soon as possible.

Speaking of which, Chen He, Deng Yue and Lu Han only met for the first time because of the recording of "Let's Run", and they didn't know each other for a long time. After recording the show, I drank a meal at night and bullied Mr. Sha Yi, and I formed a friendship, which is really rare.

Thanks to Shayi.

Shayi sacrifices to the sky, and friendship is boundless!

In addition, Ma Xiaoshu and Lu Han are very close to each other, both of them are the main ones who officially announced their relationship at the hottest time, Ma Xiaoshu not only became friends with Brother Lu, but also shared the song "Love Before the Century" with him.

The most coincidental thing is that Ma Xiaoshu also has a brain circuit with Lu Han's daughter-in-law Guan Tongtong.

Although she is ashamed to admit it, facts speak louder than words.

This...... It's fate!

The highway only leads to the entrance of the village, and several cars of the program team are parked on the side of the road.

A petite figure with a magnificent chest came out of the van, and the clothes on his chest were rippling: "This mountain road is too steep, I'm about to vomit, huh~"

Deng Yue gloated beside him: "You'd better have enough first, otherwise Ma Xiaoshu will kill you later!" ”

Yang Li smiled and glanced at him: "What about recording the show, what are you talking about?" ”

Deng Yue: "I'll cut it off when the time comes." ”

Chen He staggered over: "It's not enough to knock it down, but it will take Sister Tanuki's head off...... Stuff it into a wood stove. ”

Yang Liyang was angry: "If you talk nonsense, I'll break your other leg!" ”

Lu Han: "Hahahaha......"

Wang Miyu, Wang Yichen, and Zhang Qiyan on the side didn't dare to laugh, can we listen to this for free?

It must be a joke, how dare Ma Xiaoshu?

The three of them are all newcomers who just debuted this year, and, like Ma Xiaoshu, they all debuted in talent shows, Wang Miyu is the champion of talk shows, and Wang Yichen and Zhang Qiyan are from men's group talent shows.

However, they can't compare with Ma Xiaoshu, and the combined popularity of the three newcomers is less than a fraction of Ma Xiaoshu's.

Little Red relies on support, Big Red relies on life!

What's even more incomparable is the boss, they are under Penguin Video, and there are not too many resources, and Ma Xiaoshu's boss has the courage to dedicate himself to him.

Envy died.

The dedication mentioned here refers to the fact that after Yang Li learned about the failure of Siha's kidnapping of Ma Xiaoshu last time, she took the initiative to contact Chen He to participate in the show, the purpose of which was just to bring Ma Xiaoshu, who was caught in the Internet storm, to the show and have more exposure.

As a result, the police issued a notice last night, and Ma Xiaoshu's popularity skyrocketed again.

Yang Li was naturally even happier.

The police affirmed Ma Xiaoshu's willingness to help others, and praised him as a high-quality artist, which Boss Yang couldn't buy with any amount of money.

How badly it has been hacked in the past few days, how sought after Ma Xiaoshu is now.

A quality entertainer who puts a coat on a prostitute worker!

Originally, Yang Li meant to let Gao Wen come to this show, but the girl was locked up by her parents when she came home from vacation, and the reason was that Ma Xiaoshu was caught in the Huangchang turmoil.

So Yang Li could only go out in person, thinking that this show would take Ma Xiaoshu to travel from the mountain city to Jincheng or something, after all, "Hahahaha" is a road variety show, with tourism as the main line.

But Chen He disagreed.

He opened his mind and proposed to come to Ma Xiaoshu's house for dinner, because he saw Ma Xiaoshu yesterday posting a video to show off the fat pig, saying that he was killing the New Year's pig today.

Everyone unanimously approved Chen He's proposal, and did not notify Ma Xiaoshu in advance to surprise him.

It was ten o'clock in the morning, and the mist on the mountain had just lifted.

Deng Yue and others, under the leadership of the village chief, walked towards Ma Xiaoshu's house, they contacted the village chief in advance as a guide, and prepared a place to live for the staff of the program team.

The village chief held a cigarette stick in his mouth and whispered, "I'll take you there, but don't say that I led the way!" Ma Xiaoshu's cub is so fierce that he exploded, if you knew that I was the leading party......"

Everyone laughed, did Ma Xiaoshu even beat the village chief?

The village chief was also very helpless, Ma Xiaoshu beat people...... Treat everyone equally, absolutely fair, and bully all children.

Soon, a group of people passed through the village, attracting onlookers from the villagers.

"What the hell is this?"

"Shoot TV!"

"The village chief eats skin again......"

"That's Yang Li, a good chicken!"

"There are so many celebrities."

"Are they here to find the tree baby?"

"Could it be that I'm looking for you?"

"Hey! There is also a pendulum jio pole. ”

"Chen He, your foot pole was broken by Ma Xiaoshu, wow?"

The village chief drove the people away and forbade them to make loud noises, and the teacher who recorded the television said that they should be quietly dripped and not shot.

The artists are very interested in this old mountain village, and the villagers look so funny.

Yang Lishu pursed his lips, Ma Xiaoshu grew up in this environment?

On the other side of the village, under a tall plum tree, there is a row of earthen houses, with a stone pigsty on the left and two "new" houses made of red bricks on the right, which are estimated to be more than ten years old.

This is Ma Xiaoshu's home.

Boss Yang suddenly had a sour nose and fell behind to adjust his emotions, why was he bullied after working so hard?

Deng Yue asked everyone to wait in place and not make a sound, he and Lu Han touched over with a small camera, ready to take a sneak peek to see what Ma Xiaoshu was doing.

When they touched the courtyard wall, they did not show their heads, but raised their cameras to take pictures secretly.

Sister Ma Xiaomiao is sweeping the yard, mother is chopping pigweed under the eaves, Ma Laohan is sharpening pig knives, what about Ma Xiaoshu?

The camera adjusted the direction and found that Ma Xiaoshu was wearing a smock in the pigsty, and he picked up a big fat pig of more than 200 catties with his bare hands, and was about to get it out to kill.

Deng Yue whispered: "Cattle! One man picked up the pig. ”

Lu Han: "It looks delicious, haha." ”

"Woo Woo ......"

There was a burst of dog barking.

Deng Yue and Lu Han were startled, only to see that Lai, who had grown half his age, came out of the courtyard gate and rushed towards them.

Deng Yue pulled Lu Han in front: "Don't come here!" Dog, you have to calm down, I'm the actor! ”

Lu Han: "Don't use me as a shield!" Ma Xiaoshu help! ”

Ma Xiaoshu heard the voice, dropped the pig and ran out, and saw that he had forced Deng Yue and Lu Han to scream, and he was angry and funny: "Come to work, come back." ”

Deng Yue patted his heart and said, "I'm scared to death......"

Lu Han: "Hahaha! Brother Shu, your family is so fierce, fortunately I have a shooting rod in my hand, otherwise I would definitely be bitten. ”

Ma Xiaoshu had already seen the large army not far away, as well as Yang Li.

"Why are you here?"

"Let's eat."

"What did Xiao Lu say? Didn't Ma Xiaoshu say in Douyin that he killed the New Year's pig today, and we came to help? ”

"Ah, yes, yes......"

Ma Xiaoshu's family also walked out of the courtyard gate, and they looked confused when they saw this battle.

Ma Xiaomiao reacted quickly: "Brothers and sisters, please come in, don't mind if the house is a little messy." Mom, you go boil some water to make tea, Dad, go and get the cigarettes and tea leaves. ”

The old couple was dizzy and couldn't figure out the situation.

Xiao Miao went back to the house and moved the bench to the yard for everyone to sit on, Ma Xiaoshu greeted everyone at the door, and Ma Lai followed the master and wagged his tail at everyone.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother He, it's your idea again, right?" ”

Chen He: "What? Not welcome? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Not welcome. ”

Chen He: "I don't care if you are happy or not, I will eat you today." ”

Yang Li's chest puffed up: "What?" Not welcome? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Welcome, welcome!" Dad, Mom, this is Boss Yang Liyang, the big leader of our company, I have today all rely on the boss. ”

The father and mother of the horse called an enthusiastic, a leader, and shouted Yang Li's shyness.

"Huh~ It's Ma Xiaoshu who is fighting for himself!"

Ma Laohan took the Huazi bought by his son, gave everyone cigarettes, and didn't know what to say, so he made himself awkward in his own home.

Seven artists, more than 20 cameramen and staff, all crowded into the courtyard of the Ma family, a large group.

Pigs, frightened.

With so many two-legged beasts, what if one pig is not enough to eat?

Yang Li teased him with a snack: "Call sister." ”

Deng Yue: "It should be called Auntie, right?" Usually dogs are owned by sons and daughters or something. ”

Yang Li's heart jumped, and he almost showed his stuffing again, so he changed his words: "Come to work, call Auntie!" ”

Ignore her when you come to work.

Chen He's foot was sprained, he sat on a bamboo chair in the courtyard and drank the tea sent by Ma Xiaomiao, basking in the sun and said, "Come here, call uncle, uncle will give you a red envelope." ”

Deng Yue swallowed melon seeds next to him: "It really opened its mouth to call you uncle, scared you to death, and scared your head off." ”

Lai'er lifted his left front leg and limped over: "Wang~"

Chen He opened his mouth wide: "......"

Deng Yue: "Poof~~"

Lu Han's expression instantly lost control: "Hahahaha, it learns from you, Brother He, come to work to learn from your lame legs hahahaha......"

Everyone else who saw this scene couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Chen He: "Friends, this is the biggest insult I have ever suffered in my life, from a dog!" ”

After the show aired, the barrage was shocked:

"Hahaha......"

"Ma Xiaoshu's dog is a good dog!"

"It's a real dog."

"I want to say, it's like learning."

"Chen He was stunned."

"People come to work but star dogs, and their acting skills are first-class!"

"This dog is born to Ma Xiaoshu, and the identification has been completed."