came to work to learn the lame Chen He's this, and later became a famous scene of Douyin, every time Chen He came out with some news, someone sent this moving picture of the work.

This wave, the job was successful.

After all, he is a dog who has been on the show more than a month old, and he is full of variety shows.

The earth dog actually has a very high IQ, and it is particularly human.

Not only did it taunt Chen He, but it also ran outside the pigsty to jump, very cheerful, as if to say: If you want to kill a pig, you want to kill a pig!

Ma Xiaoshu found Wang Zhengyu, the producer of the show: "Lao Wang, are you recording the show here?" ”

Wang Zhengyu: "Can't you? ”

Ma Xiaoshu shook his head: "Can this be recorded?" Moreover, how to solve the problem of food and accommodation for so many of your staff? ”

Wang Zhengyu: "The village chief solves it, we gave him money, you only need to take care of the seven artists." ”

Ma Xiaoshu quietly asked again: "Is the effect of their show good?" ”

Wang Zhengyu said proudly: "Very good! When you watch the finished film, you will be under pressure on your new variety show. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "If I don't do well in that show, it's your pot." ”

Wang Zhengyu: "......"

He is also the producer of Ma Xiaoshu's new variety show, director Zhang Yang does not do many variety shows and does not have enough experience, Yang Li invited the master Lao Wang to check it.

It is precisely because Wang Zhengyu is the producer of the two shows that they always want to come to prostitute Ma Xiaoshu.

In the end, Wang Zhengyu told Ma Xiaoshu: "Isn't it killing New Year's pigs?" What are you supposed to do? We filmed ours, and the three of them got together with you, and it was funny to do nothing. ”

Ma Xiaoshu also cooperated, and Boss Yang came, so he couldn't help but give face.

Besides, this couple's willingness to come to Ma Xiaoshu is also a kind of recognition.

The staff of the program team pinned the microphone to Ma Xiaoshu, and Yang Li also asked for one for Ma Xiaomiao.

Ma Xiaoshu went back to the pigsty and took the pig out, the pig was not stupid, and struggled frantically in fright, but it had no effect.

Deng Yue ran over with someone: "Do you want to help?" Small trees. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Yes." ”

Deng Yue: "How can I help?" What do we do? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "All you have to do is ...... Get out of the way. ”

They got in the way of Ma Xiaoshu and laughed and got out of the way.

Chen He was holding a teacup over there and complaining: "A group of people will not do anything but make trouble, look at me, what is elegance?" ”

Laigong once again limped past him, grinning.

Chen He's face darkened: "You are enough!" ”

Yang Li couldn't straighten his waist with a smile, and the fabric on his chest flicked wildly, this dog seems to be too smart, it's good to go to record a show with Ma Xiaoshu in the future.

Ma Xiaoshu dragged the pig to the corner of the courtyard, where there was a one-meter-high stone platform, high on one side and low on the other, which was used for killing pigs.

He threw the pig onto the table, pressed the front legs, and shouted, "Come two people and press the back." ”

It was originally the work of the old man and the little seedling, but now it is not used, and there is fresh labor.

The youngest, Wang Yichen and Zhang Qiyan, ran over to help, but they didn't know how to start, the pig struggled very badly and was very dirty.

Ma Xiaomiao brought two aprons and was snatched away by Deng Yue.

In the end, it was Deng Yue and Lu Han who tied their aprons to help press the pig, but their strength was not small, and with Ma Xiaoshu's top two, the pig finally struggled and couldn't move.

Over there, Chen He asked Yang Li: "You go and try it?" Yang, press the pig. ”

Yang Li, who covered his face and didn't dare to look at it, sneered and laughed: "I'm not Yang Anzhu." ”

Ma Laohan had a better stroke, and came over with a pig-killing knife and a steel drill to help press the pig, he was afraid that these city people would not be able to hold the pig, and hurt his only son, who had already died.

The old woman also came over with a porcelain basin to collect blood, with a smile on her face.

Last year, the family didn't dare to kill two hundred catties of pigs, and this year the family had money and wanted to kill three or four hundred catties, but unfortunately they didn't feed so fat.

Ma Xiaoshu pressed his whole body weight on the pig's shoulder, and stabbed it into the pig's throat with a pig-killing knife, simple and rude.

Crimson pig blood gushed out.

The pig let out a loud scream and struggled even harder.

Fortunately, Ma Laohan came to help, because Xiao Lu was kicked away by the pig and rushed back, it was still a bit dangerous, and the tour guide Wang Miyu also came up to help.

Deng Yue pressed the pig's buttocks, and the corners of his eyes exploded with laughter: "Why did you fly out?" Hold it down, forcefully, the knife is still in the pig's neck, and it is very dangerous to break free. ”

Lu Han: "Hahahaha...... It kicks me in the crotch! ”

Ma Laohan: "What are you doing at this girl's house?" Come on a gay man! ”

Lu Han: "......"

Everyone is laughing wildly, you must not laugh, you don't have the strength to laugh.

Ma Xiaoshu pulled out the knife, took the steel drill handed by his mother, inserted it along the opening of the pig's throat, and stabbed the pig's heart.

In the distance, Chen He sat in a chair and shook his head:

"Cruel! It's so cruel that it's gluttonous to look at. Suck ...... Today's food depends on it, and it is foreseeable that it will be very wow! They can eat this pig-killing dish thanks to my wisdom! Without me, they would starve to death! ”

Yang Li's back hid behind Ma Xiaomiao, hugging her shoulders and burying her head and not daring to look: "It's terrible, huh~ Xiaomiao, aren't you afraid?" ”

Ma Xiaomiao said coolly: "What are you afraid of? It doesn't die, what do we eat? Besides, if you don't come, I'm going to help kill the pigs." ”

Yang Li: "You dare to kill pigs too?" ”

Ma Xiaomiao: "I'm just helping, I don't have enough strength to kill pigs, I will only kill chickens and geese." ”

Yang Li sighed: "Wow, you are so powerful! ”

Ma Xiaomiao: "I'm ordinary, but my brother is amazing." ”

Yang Li kept talking to distract herself, and the pig's scream frightened her: "Your brother is simply not human, the last time he recorded the show, he cut the throat of the goat in front of me and splashed me with blood, which scared me into a psychological shadow." ”

As a large amount of pig's blood gushed out, the pig's cry gradually weakened, and it began to convulse before death.

A few more people pressed it for a while, until all the pig's blood was gone.

Pig Kill progress completed by 1/3.

Deng Yue was sweating and panting: "This is considered to be the end of the killing, right?" ”

Lu Han: "Where, the hair hasn't been shaved yet." ”

Deng Yue: "Oh, I'm sorry to laugh, I really don't have much knowledge, so I didn't ask." ”

Ma Xiaoshu picked up the dead pig and dragged it down from the platform, he couldn't completely pick up the pig of more than 200 catties, so he could only drag it away.

Deng Yue and several people came to help carry it to the plum tree outside the courtyard.

Here is another set of equipment, a head-down and high-footed platform, recessed in the middle, and below the table is a wood stove, on which is placed a large cauldron, which is used to boil water and shave pig's hair.

Ma Xiaomiao brought an air gun to his brother, and Ma Xiaoshu inserted the tube from the pig's leg and began to pump up.

The pig gradually becomes rounded, so that it is easier to shave.

After cheering up, Ma Xiaoshu said, "You guys came too suddenly, I have to go buy some food." Brother Yue, Brother Lu, and a few of you teachers, please help my dad deal with the follow-up work. ”

Several artists nodded one after another, killing pigs seems to be quite fun, and I really want to experience it.

So, under the command of Ma Laohan, some carried water, some burned fire, and some shaved their hair and got busy.

Chen He drank tea and looked at his sprained foot: "Do you know if you are blessed?" Hmph, hahaha...... Don't come here! Hit you! ”

Lai'er tilted his head and looked at Chen He, and then ...... He ran away with a limp and went to see the pig slaughtered.

Isn't a pig much more beautiful than this man?

Chen He: "......"

Ma Xiaomiao came over to give Chen He tea: "Brother, drink less water, you are like this...... It shouldn't be convenient to go to the bathroom. ”

Chen He: "Ah! You are really Ma Xiaoshu's own sister! Hmph~"

Ma Xiaomiao glanced at Chen He strangely, left, and kindly reminded you that you are still yin and yang.

Chen He faced the camera: "The Ma family has the same character!" I even suspect that Ma Xiaoshu taught the dog to humiliate me, it's so rude! It didn't go to school, and I don't blame it, if you want to blame it, blame Ma Xiaoshu! What kind of owner there is, what kind of dog there is, you give a close-up of the expression of the coming work, and slap it down with Ma Xiaoshu. ”

Ma Xiaoshu was not here, he took Yang Li to the village chief's house, and the cameraman of the program team also followed.

Yang Li's back was carrying a large basket and was forcibly carried by Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu handed a Huazi to the village chief: "How much did you charge them?" ”

The village chief twisted and said, "Twenty people, three meals and overnight stays, two ...... Two thousand, hehe. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's less, their crew is very rich, let me tell you, you go to their leaders now, five thousand, not a single cent less." ”

Yang Li: "Poof......"

The village chief was eager to give it a try.

Is it appropriate for two videographers to look at each other and betray us so blatantly?

Oh, he's a horse tree, that's reasonable.

Ma Xiaoshu walked to the side shed as if he had entered his own house, took out the key to the 125 motorcycle of the village chief's house, opened the car, rode out and said to Yang Li:

"Boss get in the car, I'll take you to the scene."

Yang Li felt very fresh, stepped up and hugged Ma Xiaoshu's waist, and followed him abruptly.

The two cameramen trotted and ran to the entrance of the village to let the driver drive the van to chase, on this mountain road, how can the van catch up with 125?

The program team was soon left far behind.

Ma Xiaoshu rode fast, Yang Li's frightened scream, hugged tightly.

There are many bends in the mountain road, Ma Xiaoshu often pinches the brakes, and Yang Li's is round and flat for a while, and round and flat for a while.

Yang Li didn't care, she knew that Ma Xiaoshu definitely didn't mean it, he would give whatever Yang Li wanted, and he would take what he wanted, and there was no need to do this.

She was quite happy, and inexplicably had the illusion that Ma Xiaoshu was eloping with her.

When the car reached the slightly gentler river valley, Yang Li shouted in his ear: "I feel like you are eloping with me!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu sighed in his head, and he had "inspiration" again, and he opened his mouth and sang:

I want to take you on an elopement

Run to the farthest towns

I want to take you on an elopement

Be the happiest person possible

Yang Li was stupid when he heard it, his eyes were red, but his face was smiling, and his hands were wrapped around Ma Xiaoshu.

When he arrived in the town, Ma Xiaoshu parked the car and took the basket on his back.

Yang Li said: "Didn't you save a motorcycle?" Why not ride that? ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "That's a mountain bike, it can't carry people." You don't dare to watch the pig killed, I'll leave you at home when I'm gone, you'll be afraid. ”

Yang Lixi grinned and jumped on tiptoe.

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