My brother also has a day of serving food to others? He used to only serve meat on dogs.

Wha...... My brother is scared!

Ma Xiaomiao has her own thinking, it turns out that it is true that Yang Li is very powerful in private on the Internet, and I want to secretly record the paragraph and send it to my sister-in-law.

It seems that Yang Li is just pretending to be weak, she must be very fierce usually, and her brother is afraid that she will wear small shoes, so he tries his best to please her, and just now he grabbed a piece of pork belly and was glared at by the leader.

My sister-in-law is also an artist under Yang Li, and she must know whether the boss is fierce or not.

My sister also likes gossip in the entertainment industry, but my sister-in-law's current coffee position is too low and I don't know much, my brother's coffee position is high enough, but my brother doesn't talk to her about gossip.

Ma Xiaomiao, in addition to his good academic performance, actually has not many advantages, he has been naughty since he was a child and loves to play small abacus.

Ma Xiaoshu is different, he has grown up since he was a child...... There are almost no advantages.

The meal was enjoyed by the guests and hosts, and Ma Laohan also drank to the fullest, and went to bring the family tree to boast to everyone, saying that our Ma family is the descendant of Ma Yuan, the general of the Han Fubo, and Ma Chao, the general of the Five Tigers of the Shu Han Dynasty.

Ma Xiaomiao covered her face when she heard this, she lost an immortal, can this be reliable?

Ma Xiaoshu is different, he is thick-skinned: "Yes! Ma Chao gave me a dream, and he said that it was true, and my kung fu was taught by him in the dream. ”

Chen He threw a bone at Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm bah! Your sorghum wine is really a good thing, and two more drinks of the Fed are all yours. ”

Lu Han: "Hahahaha......"

Mother coaxed the unreliable old man away, the technique was very gentle, I saw that she crossed her waist with one hand and twisted Ma Laohan's ears with the other, and Ma Laohan obediently left, and went back to the house to take a nap.

Yang Li sighed: "Wow! I envy the status of a mountain city woman! ”

Deng Yue seemed to smile: "You can also learn." ”

Yang Li's lips pouted, didn't pick up the stubble, I learned? will be hung up and beaten by Ma Xiaoshu, hehe...... Dead.

Chen He: "Ma Xiaoshu, what are we doing in the afternoon?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu drank his sister's reheated lung soup and said, "Whew...... Brother He, you suddenly came to my house to record a show, and then you asked me about the process? Isn't there a screenwriter for your show? ”

Chen He pointed to his sprained leg: "Do you think my leg looks like a script?" ”

Deng Yue smiled ashamedly: "It's true that there is no script, it's too sloppy, do you know?" We were pulled away on the first day we got on the boat for a meal, and until now, it's ...... We don't know what we recorded. ”

Chen He: "Today's tourism project is to experience the people of the mountain city killing New Year's pigs!" Anyway, Ma Xiaoshu, you look at the arrangement, the heavier the work, the better, anyway, I'm crippled. ”

Tour guide Wang Miyu raised his hand: "Don't be too heavy!" Haha, Brother Shu, look, we're miserable enough. ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Then let's follow the custom of killing New Year's pigs in our mountain city!" If you don't come, I also want to ask the neighbors for help, Xiao Miao, you take Wang as a tour guide, and Wang Yichen, and who are you? ”

Zhang Qiyan nodded and said, "My name is Zhang Qiyan, and I am also from Shancheng. ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Hey! You said earlier that you were from Shancheng, could I not remember your name? Sheet...... Brother Zhang! Xiao Miao, you take them to the village chief's house to borrow the opportunity to hemp. In the afternoon, it's simple, playing mahjong, making bacon, filling sausages, just do something, and eat hot pot in the evening. ”

Xiao Miao took the three newcomers to the village chief's house to take advantage of the opportunity.

Mother began to clean up the dishes, chopsticks and leftovers, Yang Li went to help, which startled Ma Xiaoshu's mother, and quickly helped the leader to sit down in the living room, and made her a cup of tea, peanuts and melon seeds sandwiched candy.

Yang Li didn't dare to help anymore, hehe, I'm the leader.

Lu Han quietly found producer Wang Zhengyu at this time and said: "Ma Xiaoshu said that he would play mahjong in the afternoon, and by the way, he would have an enema...... Sausage stuffing, is this reliable? Won't this issue be too boring? Do you want the program team to design some plots? ”

Wang Zhengyu said: "In variety shows, you can always trust Ma Xiaoshu. This day's talent is less than halfway through, and there are already a lot of wonderful materials, not to mention anything else, Ma Xiaoshu's dog...... All are better than those three newcomers. ”

He was also speechless, the show was in too much of a hurry, and he didn't have a chance to be on the stars, so he could only broadcast it on Penguin, so they Pew brought in a few newcomers.

Lu Han thought about it, the words are not rough, it is indeed such a truth.

Soon, the village chief personally came with the machine on his back.

Another big laugh.

The village chief was particularly dogged: "Ma Xiaoshu, you want to use machine hemp, can you let the guests come to borrow it?" See Outside! You make a phone call, and the village chief will directly recite it to you, hey, it's all a family. ”

Ma Xiaoshu handed over a piece of Huazi.

The village chief slipped away with interest, hey, how good-looking is that female artist named Xiaolu, if she drags it into the Baogu forest......

Drag it into the Baogu forest and make a stroke, he is thicker than you, and you will be finished.

The program team added Yang Li's seven artists, they asked Ma Xiaoshu to join in, and Yang Li's holding Xiaomiao sat down, and a total of nine people sat at the mahjong table.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Nine people, then fight the bloody battle of six people to the end, and the one who loses the chips first will get sausages and bacon, and then it will take their turns." The sausages are directly filled with meat, and the bacon is marinated first, and it will take several days to do it well. My mom was a mentor and was in charge of directing. ”

The program team is not afraid of being bored in recording like this, what is Ma Xiaoshu afraid of?

Mom wiped her hands on her apron and said with a smile: "I don't make it delicious, but you make it even better." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm going to record a show, Mom, you can do it casually, our bacon sausages are basically ruined this year, don't think too much, just tidy up." ”

If this was put aside, who would dare to destroy the sausage and bacon of the Ma family, my mother would hold a knife and fight hard, which was the source of meat for the whole year for the family.

But now it's different, she smiled and agreed, and she was very happy to see that her baby had made so many good friends, mainly because of ...... Makes a lot of money.

My mother was scared two months ago and almost asked Ma Xiaoshu to go to the Public Security Bureau to turn herself in.

She now knows that her son recorded a variety show for 2 million, which scared people to death, what she didn't know was ...... It's a prostitute today, otherwise I wouldn't be smiling so happily.

Deng Yue looked surprised: "A pair of mahjong played by six people? How to fight? ”

Chen He said: "It's all said that the bloody war is in the end, you are really lonely and unheard, let me tell you, old Deng Tou, the so-called bloody war in the end is that in addition to the head family, each person only touches seven cards, it is easy to make a big card, right?" That's not all, one person is dead, and the rest continue to play until the cards are drawn or there is only one untied card left. ”

Deng Yue: "Then this is too big!" How easy it is to have seven cards! ”

Zhang Qiyan said: "And! The bloody battle of our mountain city is different from Shuzhou, we have to change three cards, that is, after all the cards are touched, take out three buckles on the table, and take turns to change them to the next family. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Yes. ”

Chen He was dumbfounded: "This can't be bigger?" ”

Ma Xiaomiao is a veteran in each category, she has to win a lot of money every Chinese New Year, she takes buds and seeds, each of them gives thirty, and goes to work after losing.

Of course, you can't gamble directly on the show, she is very smart.

Yang Li admired Xiao Miao's cleverness and said to her: "You watch me fight, my sister is not very good." ”

Ma Xiaomiao poked and poked secretly: "We will get off the field, and the first time we enter, the faster we will lose." ”

Yang Li knows, this sister is really smart.

Soon, Zhang Qiyan, Wang Yichen and Wang Miyu lost all their newcomers one after another, and they ran away to learn sausage filling from Ma Xiaoshu's mother.

When Yang Li got off the table, Ma Xiaomiao secretly stuffed a small handful of bud seeds to Boss Yang, but she only had thirty of them.

Oh!

Are people with the surname Ma so good at making trouble?

Boss Yang was shocked.

Hee-hee, I'm the boss! The Ma family respects me so much!

She couldn't help but show off: "Ma Xiaoshu! If you dare to play cards with me, I will hide you! Let you never come out on top! ”

Ma Xiaoshu glanced at her and couldn't help but disss her.

Lu Han said: "Sister, let's not talk big, beware of Ma Xiaoshu stuffing your head." ”

He had also seen Ma Xiaoshu put on a civet head.

When she turned around, Lu Han used a paper bag to pull her head Guan Tongtong, she still resisted, she was not well-behaved at all, but fortunately, my brother Lu's physique was okay, and he forcibly suppressed it, and it was beautiful.

Yang Lifu sighed angrily: "Lu Han! You've gone bad too! ”

Everyone laughed wildly, can Lu Han be blamed for this?

You and Ma Xiaoshu are playing so much, you are not allowed to talk about it, right?

Ma Xiaomiao couldn't understand, how could his head be stuffed into the machine hemp? Moreover, the message sent by Gao Wen's sister-in-law on the mobile phone was also very strange, she said that Boss Yang was not fierce at all and was very good to Ma Xiaoshu.

All right? She's so fierce!

Xiao Miao didn't know, so she made a three-time deal directly and sent the lame Chen He to fill sausages.

Chen He looked at Ma Xiaomiao deeply: "Sister, why don't you draw yourself with such a good card?" Why bother? Why bother? Sorry for me as a disabled person! ”

Ma Xiaomiao: "In order for you to learn to fill sausages!" ”

Chen He: "......"

Zhang Qiyan, who was the first to go out, came back, and the remaining five people on the field each gave him six bud seeds to continue fighting.

Don't talk about it!

At the beginning, producer Wang Zhengyu and director Li Rui were worried that this issue was too poor, but they didn't expect the bloody battle in the mountain city to be so exciting, it can be described as thrilling! With the pickling, filling, bundling, drying and other links of sausages, it is quite interesting.

Moreover, the Ma family and the Ma family dogs are not stage frightened, and they performed very well, which added a lot to the show.

Especially Ma Xiaomiao, the younger sister of Xueba, always dumbfounded Chen He, who has the highest IQ in "Hahahaha", and is very nice. When Xiao Miao can't be scared, Ma Lai will appear on the stage, pretending to be lame and jumping around, and taunting Chen He wildly.

This episode of the show is not dull at all, it has become a very classic episode of this show, and the laughter is very intensive.

Because many young people from the countryside to the city have no chance to participate in the situation of killing pigs and eating pig-killing vegetables, even if they return to their hometowns, they are like spectators, and they can't fit in at all.

In this issue, the reputation is very high, because of feelings.

At half past four in the afternoon, the bacon was marinated, the sausages were also dried, and Ma Laohan woke up and went out to kill chickens again, but he couldn't catch the chickens.

Ma Xiaoshu had no choice but to quit the mahjong mat, go to help the old man kill chickens, and began to prepare for tonight's hot pot.

Ma Xiaoshu hung a pot of soup with hens, keel, and pork belly, tore open two bags of hot pot base and fried them, simmered them over a slight fire, and then prepared various dishes.

When friends come to Shancheng, if they can't eat an authentic hot pot, it will definitely be a shame for Shancheng people.

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