Ma Xiaoshu shouted: "Don't jump, others will see it if you jump too fiercely." ”

Yang Li then remembered his scale, quieted down, and glanced at Ma Xiaoshu.

"Don't we wear hats and masks or something?" she asked. Will you be recognized? ”

Ma Xiaoshu said strongly: "Don't worry, no one dares to surround you if you recognize it." ”

No, there were already several yellow-haired young men riding motorcycles who recognized Yang Li, and they took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

Ma Xiaoshu pointed with his hand: "Put it down!" ”

The yellow hairs obediently put down their mobile phones: "Brother Shu is good!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "My boss came to my house as a guest, don't give me face." ”

The yellow hairs nodded their heads in agreement, and they were very well-behaved.

Within a radius of twenty miles from his hometown, Ma Xiaoshu is famous, and no one doesn't buy it. He instructed these yellow hairs to go to the vegetable market to guard several entrances, and asked them to tell those people not to watch, Ma Xiaoshu said.

It's not that Ma Xiaoshu is unkind, but the time is urgent, it's eleven o'clock, and he has to cook when he goes back.

The camera teacher of the program team was late, and when he arrived at the vegetable market, Ma Xiaoshu had almost bought the vegetables, and he was full of baskets.

The people of Shancheng entertain guests, which is quite willing.

Yang Li's desire to pay was stopped by Ma Xiaoshu, although he was a dog, even Gao Wen was pitted when he got up, but he would not take advantage of Boss Yang's money, except physically.

Ma Xiaoshu even gave the boss a red envelope, 0.1 yuan each time, which is a lot over time.

Passing by the place where rabbits are sold, Yang Li exclaimed: "Wow, this white rabbit is so cute!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Buy!" The boss helped me kill it. ”

Yang Li: "How can you eat rabbits?" I don't eat it, I don't eat it, don't buy it. Huh~"

Ma Xiaoshu reflexively raised his hand, almost fanning it uncontrollably.

Yang Li also seemed to be aware of it and tilted his head, ready to take a beat.

Didn't hit?

The two glanced at each other, don't be outside, it's dangerous.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Boss, I'm going to give you a taste of my methods, uh no...... Craft! ”

The boss killed the rabbit, came over to take a photo with Yang Li, smiled, saliva almost flowed down, and then he was mixed with a piece of feces by his mother-in-law, and the surroundings laughed.

Ma Xiaoshu pulled Yang Li's way away: "What else do you want to eat?" ”

Yang Li: "It's almost okay, you bought too much!" ”

In order to provide materials for the program team, Ma Xiaoshu bought some more.

When he went back, Ma Xiaoshu tied the back basket with a rope to the back of the motorcycle, and Boss Yang's small body couldn't carry it, so he would be thrown out.

Such a cute flat and round boss can't be lost.

Ma Xiaoshu still rode fast and threw the van of the program team far away.

went up the mountain, Ma Xiaoshu also stopped the car and kissed the boss wet for two minutes to help her satisfy her hunger.

"Boom~"

Smack!

Boss Yang blushed, the scenery on this mountain ...... It's exciting.

At home, the pig had already shaved and was hung upside down on a beam under the eaves and disemboweled.

The old horse personally took action, trembling and holding a knife to divide the meat, the knife technique was quite erratic, and his skills were amazing.

....The artists next to me are all having fun.

Deng Yue said: "Old man, let's come with me, your hands are shaking so much that I am afraid to look at it." ”

"You can't get it, I'm very familiar. It's not just a boast, I've killed more pigs than you've ever seen. ”

Ma Laohan is very happy today, he can't understand what a variety show is, but he knows that he is filming TV. My son is now a big star, and there are many celebrity friends, and when friends come to the house, we must let them eat and drink well.

However, after the stroke, Ma Laohan's hands became very disobedient, and each knife was cut in a place that he didn't expect, and the angle was bizarre.

The people around him are far away.

Ma Laohan touched his beard and muttered: "Yay~ Turtle son drop, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that he can't eat pigs today." ”

He didn't believe in evil, and he came with two more swords.

Still not right.

Ma Laohan sighed with emotion: "Hot you warm, I'm afraid this is not our family's knife, disobedient?" ”

All the staff laughed, it turned out that the old Ma family was an ancestral comedian.

After the broadcast of this show, Ma Laohan also became a huge laughing point, Ma Dad's temperament is very similar to Ma Xiaoshu, and he is also unreliable in doing things.

Later, Ma Xiaomiao snatched the knife away from the old man, let him sit and drink tea while drinking Chen He, and asked Deng Yue and Lu Han to take turns to divide the meat.

Ma Laohan was not convinced: "There is a skill in dividing meat......

Ma Xiaomiao: "Smoke your leaf cigarettes, just chop the meat into lumps, why don't you eat it?" Moreover, people are here to record the show, you don't let the guests do it, what are they filming? Cut you in, and the whole country will know that you can't lift a knife! ”

Ma Laohan stopped talking, lowered his head and rubbed the leaves and cigarettes, the older he was, the more afraid he was of his daughter.

After rubbing the leaf cigarette, the old man shared with Chen He, one dared to give the other to smoke, and Chen He almost choked to death on the spot.

When Ma Xiaoshu and Yang Lifu came back, they saw several artists ravaging dead pigs. It seems to be divided into two teams, each team of three people, each responsible for half of the pork, to see which team finishes first.

Chen Hedu limped and slashed a few times.

Yang Li didn't dare to look at it, so Ma Xiaoshu took her to the kitchen and taught her how to use tongs and burn a wood stove.

Then, Ma Xiaoshu was slapped a few times by his mother, and his mother sent Leader Yang outside to rest with a smile, how could he let the leader burn the fire?

Mom has prepared a lot of dishes, Xiao Miao is cutting meat and offal, Ma Xiaoshu is directly on the stove to stir-fry, and the least thing that kills pigs is all kinds of fresh pig offal.

A little, the meal was ready.

Stir-fried pork liver with bloody vegetables, hot kidney flowers, hot crispy sausages, dry fried fat sausages, spicy blood wang, lung slice soup, garlic white meat, garlic sprouts back to the pot meat, shredded green pepper pork, braised pork, braised pig's trotters, steamed pork, shredded fish-flavored pork, sweet and sour loin, cumin pork ribs, cold pork ears, plus a diving rabbit.

A full seventeen dishes were placed on the two Eight Immortals tables next to each other, all of which were hard dishes.

Deng Yue, Chen He, Lu Han, Wang Miyu, Zhang Qiyan and Wang Yichen collectively exclaimed, it was too rich.

The main thing is that they have had a bit of a miserable journey.

Yang Li was also cheering, but she was cheering for the master's cooking skills, which were full of color, flavor, and taste.

The seven guests, plus the four members of the Ma family, sat down around the two Eight Immortals tables and began to eat.

Ma Xiaoshu first sandwiched a piece of braised pork for Lai'er and threw it on the ground, and then sandwiched a piece of braised pork for Yang Li and put it in a bowl.

Yang Li glared at Ma Xiaoshu angrily, his eyes widened.

"What's wrong?"

Ma Xiaoshu looked innocent.

Yang Lifu puffed up and threw the braised pork directly on the ground to feed the dogs.

Why do you want to give the job first?

Mom looked at Ma Xiaoshu worriedly, for fear that he would offend the leader.

The three newcomers were also trembling, why did Yang Li suddenly lose his face? It's scary.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't care, and sandwiched three pieces of rabbit meat for Yang Li: "Is it because you want to gain weight by eating pork belly?" Let's eat rabbit meat, this one is all lean meat. ”

Yang Li smiled: "It's about the same." ”

She tasted it, and the taste of the rabbit was really good, and she liked it when she couldn't eat spicy food, and the master was really good.

Ma Laohan trembled, walked out with his precious wine jug, grinned, and revealed the ancestral smile of the Ma family: "Drink a little, drink a little, this is home-baked sorghum wine, a good thing." ”

Ma Xiaomiao pouted: "It's indeed a good thing, a good thing to drink you for a stroke." ”

"Hahaha......"

Although the old horse was miserable, everyone couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Ma Laohan personally poured wine for the guests, and no one could shirk it, so he could only clink glasses with both hands to show respect. Deng Yue and Chen He liked to drink two cups the most, and when they saw the old man bring wine, their eyes smiled.

When it was Lu Han's turn, Ma Laohan hesitated: "Sister, do you want to drink?" ”

Everyone followed suit.

"Little sister, can you drink?"

"Sister Lu can drink it."

"Sister Xiao Lu drink less, there are more bad Shu millet here."

Lu Han smiled awkwardly: "Uncle, I'm a man, pure masters!" ”

Ma Laohan tactically leaned back: "Hey, I haven't seen it yet, it's actually a teapot spout drop, so I'll pour you two taels." ”

Lu Han: "Uh...... Good! Full! ”

In order to prove that he is a man, Brother Lu decided to fight.

When Ma Laohan turned to Yang Li: "This is always a girl's baby, can the leader drink something?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Dad, Sister Tanuki doesn't drink. ”

Yang Li said: "Less, uncle is very happy today, I will accompany him to drink a little." ”

At Ma Xiaoshu's house, she didn't worry about anything.

After turning around, Ma Laohan asked the staff again: "Don't you eat?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu pulled him to sit down: "Don't care, they are working." ”

Everyone chatted while eating and drinking, Deng Yue and Chen congratulated them repeatedly against Ma Xiaoshu against the program team, telling them the bitterness of this journey, and Ma Xiaoshu laughed at them after listening to it.

In the corner of the courtyard, producer Wang Zhengyu looked at the group of people eating strangely and shook his head slightly.

He found a special phenomenon, when the three big names of "Hahahaha" faced Yang Li and other guests, they were quite normal, but when they arrived in front of Ma Xiaoshu, they would inexplicably hand topics around Ma Xiaoshu, as if Ma Xiaoshu was the core figure.

Ma Xiaoshu never took the initiative to compete for the right to speak, and it was the three of them who gave it to each other.

shows that Ma Xiaoshu is a natural variety artist, and Wang Zhengyu has a little more confidence in Ma Xiaoshu's new show a few months later.

Lu Han complained to Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother Yue took our money and said that it was too late for everyone to rest, so I honestly went back to the house to rest, and he and Chen He secretly ran out for supper, and they also bumped into each other and simply spent public expenses together, do you think it's outrageous?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Isn't this normal?" If I take care of the money, I will also secretly spend it for myself. ”

Lu Han: "Ah......"

The others were laughing and wiping tears.

Deng Yue said: "Did you hear that? Child, Ma Xiaoshu said I did the right thing, this is a very important lesson in your life. ”

Chen He: "Xiao Lu, you have to thank us for letting you understand the sinister nature of society. Right? Horse small tree. ”

Ma Xiaoshu nibbled on the ribs: "Thank you, you don't have to, Brother Lu, you have to find a chance to come back." ”

Yang Lifu did not participate in the topic, and has been feeding the dog with rabbit bones, and training it:

"Sit, open your mouth! Oh, I'll give it to you, you can eat, you can't grab it! You know? You have to figure out your status. Otherwise, I'll let the master stew you! ”

Ma Xiaomiao looked at the beautiful leader strangely, and then at the elder brother who kept serving vegetables to the leader, and there was a big question mark in his little head.

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