After eating hot pot, the three of them played a few rounds of mahjong, and Mr. Sha was too old to resist and went back to the room to rest first.

Ma Xiaoshu and Gu Lina went to drink some wine and went back to their rooms.

Gu Lina watched Ma Xiaoshu open the door with the room card.

Ma Xiaoshu said curiously: "If you don't open the door, what are you looking at?"

Gulina: "I don't think you can tell the door."

Ma Xiaoshu said angrily, "Don't be weird all day long, don't I even know the numbers? My room is 409 ......."

After speaking, Ma Xiaoshu stopped opening the door, walked past Gu Lina, and went to open the door next door.

The door opened, Ma Xiaoshu walked in, and closed the door.

Gu Lina shook her head, took out her room card and swiped her room 408, muttering:

"It seems that it's really not intentional to often recognize the wrong person, this guy can even recognize the number of the room, and he doesn't know what he's thinking all day long, this may be a genius, hehe. Something is wrong!"

Of course she knows Ma Xiaoshu, not to mention that she and Gao Wen have lived with Ma Xiaoshu for a few months, at the beginning, when Ma Xiaoshu first debuted, Gu Lina has always been him, knowing that his IQ is high and low and often wanders, and his brain circuit is not normal.

Gu Lina took off her hot pot smell clothes and washed them, dried them under the air conditioner, and went to wash her hair and take a shower.

Looking at herself in the mirror, Gu Lina turned around twice, not to mention that her hair fell down, she was indeed very similar to Gao Wen, as thin as she was white. Although she is taller, the difference in height of four centimeters is not obvious, and he can't be blamed for not being able to tell the difference.

I don't know if standing in front of Ma Xiaoshu with his face covered, he can tell who is who.

His dog brain, probably hanging.

Gu Lina dried her body, wrapped herself in a bath towel and came to the hotel bedroom, looking at the new news on the screen of her mobile phone, she only felt tired.

The honest guy I just met today who blushes easily, asked her to go clubbing in a nightclub, and there should be some provocative words between words, it seems that the honest person is also pretending.

The message sent by the rich second generation is that as long as they are together, they will give Gu Lina a villa and a sports car, and give her 100,000 yuan of pocket money every month.

A male artist said that he would give her the best resources to make her popular and let her play the heroine.

The warm male classmate said that he must protect himself when he goes to record survival programs, and if the environment is bad...... Drink plenty of hot water.

Gulina didn't reply to them, she took out the mask and put it on: "Drink more hot water, tsk! Absolutely! When I was chasing the girl in the next class, I also knew how to buy flowers, so I drank more hot water when I came here? Scumbag!"

That's right, after a period of observation, Gu Lina found that the few people chasing her were all scumbags.

The fortune teller is pretty reliable, damn it.

After Ma Xiaoshu and Gao Wen were together, Gu Lina almost agreed to the male artist, but fortunately, Ma Xiaoshu recognized the wrong person and pressed her head once, and she was in a bad mood and delayed for a few days, and then, Gu Lina found the greasy side of the male artist and decisively refused.

After a while, there was a knock on the door.

Gu Lina looked at the cat's eye and saw that it was Ma Xiaoshu, so she ripped off the mask and opened the door.

"Something? Come in and talk about it."

"I'm not going in."

When Ma Xiaoshu's eyes are good, he is still a little measured.

….

Gulina: "If you don't come in, will you let me stand in the hallway wrapped in a bath towel and talk?"

So, Ma Xiaoshu went in and muttered, "You should get dressed before opening the door!"

Gu Lina sat at the head of the bed: "Brother-in-law, are you qualified to say that?"

Ma Xiaoshu was not qualified, so he had to get down to business: "My boss said that he got another sponsor, Magnolia Sunscreen, so tomorrow you have to make up a few commercials, and this brand will also be implanted by you in the show, like 1.2 million yuan a season, before tax."

Originally, Gulina came for the advertising fee, and everyone will get a share of the advertising placement, which is higher than the salary.

Gu Lina squinted at Ma Xiaoshu: "That...... What about after sleep?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Nine hundred and forty0,000 after tax, how much can you take,

It depends on your share of the company."

Gulina pretended to wake up: "Oh! I thought it was ...... to pay taxes."

Ma Xiaoshu was speechless: "You're almost there!"

However, Ma Xiaoshu was very honest, and involuntarily glanced at Gu Lina's chest and thighs a few times, which was indeed perfect.

Gulina smiled, "Hehehe...... Did my brother-in-law recognize the wrong person again? Guess who I am?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "......"

Gu Lina stood up and spun around, jumping (*^-^*): "When Chang~ Brother Xiaoshu, I'm Gao Wen!" Gu Lina is not at home today, hehe~"

Demeanor, figure, voice, 99% similarity.

Ma Xiaoshu took a deep breath: "Shut up, you!"

Turn around and go.

Although it is okay not to go, Ma Xiaoshu still feels that this is not good.

Gu Lina sent him to the door, and said in Gao Wen's voice: "Brother Xiaoshu have a good rest and save your energy for the show, I heard that this time is very hard, and Xiao Yangyang feels sorry for you." When you come back after recording the show, you can rush to ...... casually."

Ma Xiaoshu: "I want to hit you!"

Gulina smiled, "That's it! Let's go, I'm afraid you'll recognize the wrong person again, and I can't trust you!"

Ma Xiaoshu left speechlessly, he felt that he was very determined, ordinary people would never be able to get out of that situation just now, worthy of me.

Gu Lina also recognized Ma Xiaoshu's determination, she just thought that she was going to pay the price of blood.

Since Ma Xiaoshu's concentration is not bad, then I will ...... Repeated horizontal jumps!

……

The first shot of the first episode of the first season of "Wilderness Foodie" is of two men in pants and a dog being thrown onto the beach from a helicopter flying close to the ground.

Ma Xiaoshu stood firmly with his feet in the sand.

Sha Yi fell his ass and flattened the sand backwards, and gnawed on a mouthful of sand: "Phew! Phew, Bah, Bah, ......"

The dog was similar to Mr. Sha Yi's throwing, and he barked in fright.

After a while, Mr. Sha spit out the sand in his mouth, his face was full of sand, and his facial features wrinkled together turned into emojis.

The program team later marked him with four glittering words:

Mr. Sha!

Sha Yi had a GoPro tied to his head and a camera in his hand, complaining to the camera:

"I've never recorded such a ruthless show that throws people off a plane. It's miserable! There's not even a cameraman to follow the shot, what a broken show! is only wearing pants, you see, Ma Xiaoshu is the same, only pants and a bracelet, the bracelet is a life detector, probably the heartbeat is gone, they come to collect the body, is that what it means? I'm so hard......

….

Ma Xiaoshu licked the bag not far away, and in addition to throwing them and the dog, the plane also threw down a big foam box.

Coming to work, he held his tail and shrunk beside Ma Xiaoshu and whined, the dog had never been so scared.

Fortunately, it is a tropical island and the temperature is quite friendly.

Sha Yi walked over with the camera: "We don't have anything now, I don't know what's in that box, it looks quite big and can be loaded." Little tree, what's there?"

Ma Xiaoshu took out the contents of the box: "A mobile phone, a jungle knife, gone."

The knife was given to Ma Xiaoshu by Bei Ye, and the mobile phone was provided by the sponsor Hua Wei.

Sha Yi: "What about the pit daddy? Such a big box, just two things. It's all camera batteries......

That's right, it's all batteries, and their survival show has to shoot by themselves at the beginning, and they have to change the camera themselves when it runs out of power.

Ma Xiaoshu shrugged: "Actually, there are four things, the foam box and the battery are also very useful, and the battery can be used to make a fire."

Ideas to be open.

Sha Yi suddenly said, "Ah yes, the battery we learned in special training is on fire."

This is a small island in Hawaii, only a few hundred meters away from the island where Pei Ye recorded the show.

Place

The main reason for choosing this place is to reduce the risk of the program, Ma Xiaoshu has been here once, and the recording should be smoother, and it is safer than starting to record from an unfamiliar place.

Ma Xiaoshu carried the box to a high place, under a coconut tree, and then opened his mobile phone to read the information.

The program team prompted it.

They were not given any program rules before they set off, and they were stripped of their clothes and could only get information from their mobile phones.

There are three segments in the phone.

In the first paragraph, producer Wang Zhengyu and Nu Gulina are sitting on the beach drinking iced coffee.

Gulina is dressed in a sexy swimsuit and looks extraordinarily nice.

Wang Zhengyu succinctly explained the rules: "You have three tasks, and if you don't complete one task, you will get the corresponding rewards, the first task is to build a ship and row to the opposite big island. The island you are on now is very small and has limited resources, which is not conducive to survival. After completing the quest, you will receive the Goddess of the Wilderness and her food. The second quest will unlock the guests, and the third quest will be completed to be rescued and left."

At the end of the play, it is not said what the next two tasks are.

Sha Yi said with a bitter face: "So, the show "Wilderness Foodie", just the two of us are wilderness, they are delicious. I'm still drinking coffee, and I really want to swim back and beat him!"

Ma Xiaoshu said, "I think it is only reliable to leave Gu Lina behind and starve with us."

Sha Yi: "That's not necessary, after all, it's a girl, we have to eat and drink in this place......

Boom!

"Ahhh......h

Sha Yi fell to the ground with his head in his hands, rolling around.

A coconut fell, hit him on the head, a little crooked, grazed the side of his head, and hit his arm.

The coconut rolled around on the ground, "Who the told you you didn't drink?"

The dog was so frightened that he ran away.

Ma Xiaoshu hurried to see his situation, and then, ran to the beach and waved his hands to summon the drone.

In order to strive for authenticity, there is no follow-up staff in this show, but it is equipped with drones, one is to shoot large scenes, and the other is convenient to call for rescue.

As the helicopter approached, Ma Xiaoshu shouted, "Mr. Sha was smashed on the head by a coconut! Send the doctor here!"

Shout~

Half an hour later.

Sha Yi had gauze wrapped around his head, his arms bandaged around his neck, and he sat in a clearing far away from the coconut trees with a look of injustice.

Ma Xiaoshu sat on the foam box and apologized: "I'm sorry Mr. Sha, I shouldn't have tricked you into recording this show, hahahaha...... I sympathize with you so much hahaha......

I really can't help it, although Mr. Sha's experience is quite sad.

Sha Yi was born a comedian, and he reacted half a beat slowly: "The survival show, why is it still recorded as a death show? It's not the right way to open it!"

He is still quite hard, and he has always insisted on continuing to record the show, but fortunately, his injuries are not serious, his head is abrased, his arm is swollen, and he has not hurt his bones.

On the other side, seeing the photo of Sha Yixin brought back by the ambulance staff, Gu Lina and the others all laughed, no one could help it, Mr. Sha was really stalked.

Country composer.

Spin mushroom puppets