Sha Yi's head exploded, and the ratings of the new show "Wilderness Foodie" also exploded.

When the show was broadcast a month later, the audience couldn't help but rush to forward Amway, this is definitely not acting, it is too real, "distressed Shayi" rushed to the hot search again, and the show "Wilderness Gourmet" was also on the hot search.

Therefore, Mr. Sha is the real koi, a reverse koi, and uses his own pain to bring happiness to the public.

In the show, the audience can only see three shots.

The first is a picture taken by a GoPro tied to Ma Xiaoshu's head, a spherical shadow suddenly smashed down when Sha Yi was chattering, and then there was a string of shaking images and Sha Yi's screams.

The second shot was taken by a drone, Ma Xiaoshu wearing pants and waving his arms shouting that Mr. Sha was shot in the head.

The third picture is Sha Yi's expression, with gauze wrapped in his head and bandages in his hands.

To this end, the program team also made a special demonstration animation to show the process and location of Mr. Sha's smashing, and typed and marked: "Whether in the city or in the wilderness, please pay attention to high-altitude throwing!" ”

When the show was broadcast, the barrage of Qiyi Video was also very lively:

"I feel sorry for Sha Yi......"

"Lao Sha really worked hard for the show."

"Coconut: I let you say you didn't drink it~"

"This wasn't arranged by the program team, right? What a coincidence! ”

Ma Xiaoshu still laughed, blaming him for moving the box under the coconut tree.

"I also feel sorry for Mr. Sha, but I still smiled unkindly."

"Laugh together."

"Hahahaha......"

"Sha Yi, an old man who is favored by the god of variety shows."

On the other hand, Netflix's barrage looks different:

"Watts?"

"Watt Law ......"

"I thought I was watching a survival show."

"This Chinese show is so outrageous that it will be hit by a coconut."

"A friend recommended it to see it, and I almost died laughing here."

"Jalen Ma's survival show is both real and fake."

"The sand is so funny."

"Why does Netflix recommend this sand sculpture variety show to me?"

Fortunately, he didn't bully Sha Yi like he did last time he learned from Chen He, and the dog came over and rubbed Sha Yi very intimately to express comfort.

For the sake of authenticity, the program team even hung a GoPro on the dog's collar, and when it didn't run, the shot picture was quite clear, basically the same as the dog's line of sight.

Sha Yi said with a bitter face: "Thank you for coming to work, Uncle promises you that I will not eat you easily until I have to." ”

When he came to work, he turned around and slipped away: "Wangwang......"

Ma Xiaoshu also glanced at the work: "It's more than twenty pounds, and I weighed it before I came." ”

Sha Yi: "Don't say it, my saliva is about to flow." ”

Of course, it's impossible to eat dogs, it's just a joke, the price of the job is not low, and the biggest investor in the whole show is dog food, which has a father behind it.

Ma Xiaoshu opened the remaining two videos on his mobile phone, which are the messages of Bei Ye and De Ye, this is the friendship ...... The charm of money.

Bei Ye said, "Hey! Ma, it's great that your show has started, congratulations, my dear friend. Let's go to battle! Show your audience your mighty strength, kill powerful prey, climb the most difficult paths, and challenge your limits! You can do everything you want! ”

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Bei Ye's style is so simple and rude, it's over! It doesn't matter if you're a lion or a crocodile, let's kill you.

Ma Xiaoshu dropped the video and muttered: "Still fighting, we don't even have clothes and shoes." ”

Next is the video of Deye, who smiled very silly: "Hehe! Sha, I heard that you are going to participate in the survival show, and as a person who has come over, I think I can give you some advice. First, store some extra fat before you go, and trust me, this will make you last longer. Second, stay away from dangerous animals unless you have absolute certainty of killing them. Finally, if you're lucky enough to get a lot of food, learn to store it. Good luck! ”

It's really Deye's style, and it's the most important thing to stay.

Sha Yi looked down at his big belly and smiled: "Fortunately, I'm fat again." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "How many pounds do you think you will lose after this section?" ”

Sha Yi: "Twenty catties, I'll use fat to resist." ”

The positioning of the two people in the program team is still very clear, that is, Ma Xiaoshu is against Bei Ye, and Mr. Sha is against Deye, of course, they are all low-profile versions.

Later, Sha Yi begins to take revenge.

Holding the stone in one hand, I went to smash the coconut, and I didn't break it for a long time.

Teacher Sha Yi was tired enough: "Eh, this coconut is too hard, Ma Xiaoshu, you come to smash it, Uncle is tired." ”

Ma Xiaoshu said quietly: "Uncle, is there a possibility, in fact, we have ...... Knife. ”

Shayi: "......"

So, Ma Xiaoshu cut the coconut with a stone on the back of the knife and handed it to Sha Yi to drink.

Shayi: "Hmm! It's so sweet! You taste it. ”

Ma Xiaoshu also took two sips, it was okay, he put the phone back in the foam box and said, "Uncle, do you remember the content of the special training?" ”

Sha Yi smiled: "Then of course I remember, I was smashed by a coconut and not kicked by you." Water, food, shelter, fire, we first have to check the island now to see if there is fresh water and food, shelter and fire are simple. ”

Mr. save, and then complete the task, this is the basic logic.

It's just that Mr. Sha's mind is a little confused.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Is there a possibility that we are not short of water and food?" ”

Sha Yi looked at the coconut in his hand, the coconut water was drunk, but the snow-white coconut meat was still there: "Uh...... Don't broadcast this clip! ”

So, Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi took the camera and searched along the coastline with their dogs.

The problem of survival is solved, it is necessary to look at the resources of the island and see how to complete the task of shipbuilding.

The island is so small that it takes just over 20 minutes to go around the island, and on the other side of the island is a cliff where many seabirds nest.

Sha Yi leaned on the edge of the cliff to watch the birds: "If you can catch a few birds, it will be perfect." ”

Ma Xiaoshu cut some weeds and made a basket: "It's not realistic to catch birds, but you can go down and get some eggs." ”

Sha Yi learned to weave straw baskets with Ma Xiaoshu, but failed.

He asked, "How are you going to fix this straw basket?" If you climb down, you must use both hands and feet. ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "That's why I just asked the doctor to wrap you around a few more bandages." ”

After saying that, he began to remove the bandage on Sha Yi's head.

Sha Yi said: "It's okay, you can dismantle more, just give me one more circle." ”

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It was dismantled for about two meters, cut it into strips lengthwise with a knife, and then connected it to make a rope about seven or eight meters long, and tied one end to the straw basket.

Ma Xiaoshu said, "I'll go down and get the birds' eggs, and you pull the straw basket and bring it up when it's full." ”

Sha Yi: "Okay! Be careful not to fall, I'll starve to death if you're gone. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "What are you afraid of, the program team bought us insurance." ”

Shayi: "Makes sense......"

This kind of cliff has many cracks and protrusions, which is not much difficult for Ma Xiaoshu, and he can't go to the places he can't go.

He went down to the cliff wall, visited several birds' nests, and brought up twenty or so birds' eggs, some large and some small.

Then, the two of them and the dog began to walk back, back to the beach where they had logged in.

I found a fallen coconut tree, and used the leaves of the coconut tree next to the trunk as a shelter, and made it very small, one of them slept on the left of the tree and the other on the right, and the dog ...... Sleep with Ma Xiaoshu.

While working, the two discussed strategies.

There is bamboo on this island, and you can try to make a bamboo raft, but the problem is that there are no strong vines, and it takes a lot of rope to tie a bamboo raft, so since then, you can only weave straw ropes, which is a big project.

The sun is coming just above your head, and it's time for lunch.

Sha Yi used the battery to start a fire, smashed a video camera, connected the positive and negative poles of the battery with copper wires to form an electric current, and wrapped a little bit of velvet in the middle of the copper wire, and after a few minutes, the velvet ignited.

Lao Sha was as happy as a retarded person: "Hahaha...... I did it! Ma Xiaoshu, look, isn't your uncle amazing? ”

"Awesome!"

Ma Xiaoshu picked up a palm-sized shell and used it to fry birds' eggs.

Sha Yi rubbed his hands beside him: "Hey, Mom, it's fragrant!" ”

WhewW......

The drone flew and hovered at a height of about a few meters above Ma Xiaoshu, and the voice sounded: "China first, second in the world." Star dog food is croaking! ”

Shout~

Throw in a small bag of dog food, a 200g pack of mixed dog food with beef cubes.

Sha Yi and Ma Xiaoshu looked at each other, and the scrambled bird eggs were not fragrant in an instant.

Ma Lai Mei Zizi went to take it back to Ma Xiaoshu, wagging its tail wildly, it has been eating this dog food for a month.

Click~

The shell cracked......

All the eggs fell into the fire.

Sha Yi: "God......"

Ma Xiaoshu opened the dog food and said to Sha Yi: "Why don't you ......"

Teacher Sha understood: "Is it real beef?" Sponsor's product, we have to help promote it, try if the beef cubes in their dog food are real. ”

Ma Xiaoshu took one for Sha Yi, and swallowed one himself: "Hmm! It's quite chewy, like beef jerky. Audience friends, buy dog food and look for the Xingchen brand, real beef cubes, good taste and better nutrition! ”

I didn't wag my tail anymore, and I looked sad, why did you even grab dog food?

The drone that slowly flew away after feeding flew back and circled Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi, apparently the person controlling the drone found that they were stealing dog food.

Yes, Gulina was already laughing wildly, and the rest of the program team was also very happy.

Sha Yi stretched out his hand to Ma Xiaoshu again: "Give me a bone biscuit." ”

Ma Xiaoshu gave him a dog food, but he didn't eat it right away, looking forward to looking at Sha Yi: "How does it taste?" ”

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Sha Yi tasted it carefully: "The taste is average. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Oh, then let's pick out the beef cubes." ”

Then, Ma Xiaoshu used chopsticks made of twigs to pick out all the beef grains, and then gave the dog food to eat, and the two of them ate the beef grains, went to get coconuts, and then got two coconuts to solve the lunch problem.

Sha Yi was injured, so Ma Xiaoshu could only climb to the coconut tree with a knife and pick six coconuts.

Ma Xiaoshu climbed down the trunk, climbed two meters and then stopped to rest for two minutes, his expression was extremely painful.

Sha Yi laughed heartlessly below, and when the picture was pushed closer, Ma Xiaoshu's crotch was red.